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If a joke's worth doing, it's worth doing every 5 years...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 1 Jul 2024, 11:09,
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Conservative and Reform voters need not bring photo id as everyone can tell its them a mile off
Frothing at the mouth?
Swivelled eyes?
Look un-evolved?
Picture of Jill Dando in your wallet?
David Icke podcast listener?
Always shouting?
Bit of a loner?
Strange smell about you?
Believe women should stay at home and raise kids?
Believe women should talk to you regularly?
Not sure why people dislike you?
Have something against saving the environment?
Irrational dislike of all sphere-like objects in the universe?
Mail on Sunday reader?
Love the Queen (tolerate the king)?
Think that Prince Harry is an ungrateful cunt?
Think his wife has 'turned him against the family'?
Believe everything on social media?
Think being hotter and wetter is just down to the seasons?
Think electrification is some kind of mind control?
Not sure about this 5G business?
Think the Ulez scheme is some kind of facist dictatorship?
Think the bloke next door might be a serial killer?
Think people drowning in the sea is a good idea?
See you Friday.
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Mon 1 Jul 2024, 12:24,
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Swivelled eyes?
Look un-evolved?
Picture of Jill Dando in your wallet?
David Icke podcast listener?
Always shouting?
Bit of a loner?
Strange smell about you?
Believe women should stay at home and raise kids?
Believe women should talk to you regularly?
Not sure why people dislike you?
Have something against saving the environment?
Irrational dislike of all sphere-like objects in the universe?
Mail on Sunday reader?
Love the Queen (tolerate the king)?
Think that Prince Harry is an ungrateful cunt?
Think his wife has 'turned him against the family'?
Believe everything on social media?
Think being hotter and wetter is just down to the seasons?
Think electrification is some kind of mind control?
Not sure about this 5G business?
Think the Ulez scheme is some kind of facist dictatorship?
Think the bloke next door might be a serial killer?
Think people drowning in the sea is a good idea?
See you Friday.
Please note that being within walking distance of a polling station is not part of an insidious plan for 15 minute citiesbut feel free to rebel against this by travelling to another town or city on polling day to cast your vote
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Mon 1 Jul 2024, 14:04,
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One day all of this will be forgotten
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But not today.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 1 Jul 2024, 10:07,
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I'm not googling it either. I'm going to imagine that 'Tuah' is just Hawk from Flash Gordon's last name.
Surely it's only a matter of time before somebody commissions this…
christhebarker,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:16,
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panem et circenses
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:41,
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Couple of problems with this one...Baron Mandelson sits in the House of Lords representing the Labour Party but makes his money as a podcaster and journalist. He has never been a Tory and can't be voted out.
He's also a gay Jewish man. Not sure suggesting he's a Conservative paedophile is at all accurate or funny to anyone not on Stormfront, but I have no sense of humour so ymmv.
(He's also a gay Jewish man. Not sure suggesting he's a Conservative paedophile is at all accurate or funny to anyone not on Stormfront, but I have no sense of humour so ymmv.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 2 Jul 2024, 15:16,
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My money's still on the lettuce. Truss will accidentally stab herself
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Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:42,
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ha, just noticed the background text Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:39,
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and a the end of that round, Mr Mogg, you have scored no points and no passes.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:48,
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It's 3.24pm and Jacob is still in the diary room
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:37,
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What's that coming over the hill? Its a zombie, it's a zombie!
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nice teeth Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:00,
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Inspired by plankton's post...
Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:50,
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Have you hacked my webcam? Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:25,
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Let’s just say I know what you do at night.Your mums the word.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:38,
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I thought Grease is the word It's got groove, it's got meaning Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion Grease is the way we are feeling
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Sun 30 Jun 2024, 0:13,
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no no no,everybody knows that the bird is the word
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 1:18,
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Michael P.S. Hayes is looking well. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:12,
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Needs a lightsaber She's hotter than Princess Leia.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:33,
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Can somebody make that?!Iām too lazy.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:39,
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I don't think it's possible using today's image manipulation technology. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:16,
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If only there was some kind of artificial intelligence we could use to produce such images.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 23:37,
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There's no natural intelligence around here, that's for sure Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 3:21,
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look ma, no hands!
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:20,
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As this jogged my weary brain, I remember that I did this a while back, when things were also crazy...
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tubaman,
Mon 1 Jul 2024, 3:46,
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Does it involve a dark and remote forest, night vision goggles and shotguns? Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:32,
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Hoping there's an active volcano there
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:53,
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Ha! Woo, Biker, Biker GOVE!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 9:40,
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Sasquatch of the day
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:52,
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Footballer next to sasquatch appears to be looking back across a cornfield to a distant farmhouse
while the forestry looks similarNew England is the north-east of the United States, whereas Sasquatch is considered a phenomenon of the Great Pacific North-West
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 30 Jun 2024, 1:21,
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My favourite screenshot from last night's debate.
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I'd love to have some of whatever perked Joe up for his rally after the debate.But I'd settle for knowing where the image on the right comes from, though I'll probably kick myself when you tell me.
( jonbob loves you,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 4:07,
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That's pretty much it, there was some hard-hitting stuff about golf iirc
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Sat 29 Jun 2024, 14:09,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - EX-TORY TV
Not long to go now before they're booted out. Show us the shitty TV shows and media projects the ex-Tory MPs will inevitably be in within the coming year.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Jun 2024, 23:57,
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