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It's my first b3ta birthday!

I was going to do a nice cake, but I found this on Google

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:31, archived)

Happy birthday

Arrrgggh! The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear

There were a few more here till a mod edited it the fear

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:34, archived)

that was clever

well done

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:35, archived)

Ooopps

A few more than I thought!

And guess who stuffed his tags up!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:35, archived)

My eyes..

My beautiful eyes..

Thank god you didn't use the bllink command

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)

Twatting wankmangle!

Was that really necessary?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:38, archived)

Tags!

Blimey.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)

Aarrrgggh

You crossed out the whole board!

Good thing you didn't have any twink!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)

tags

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)

boards broke

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

fixed it

now

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Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)

Looks fine to me

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)

bloody colonials

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)

Ooh, it's one of them clever stereograms is it?

*stares closely*

Aarrrghhhh!!!! The Fear! ad infinitum

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)

Not like this tho

000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000111111100000000000011111000000000
000000011111111110000000011111111110000000
000000111111110111000000111111110111000000
000000110111111111000000101111111111000000
000000111110000111000000011100000111000000
000000011100000111000000011110001110000000
000000000111111111000001110111111000000000
000000000000000001110011100000000000000000
000000000000000011111111111000000000000000
000000000111111111111111111111111100000000
000011111100001111111111111100000011000000
000000000000001111101010111110000000000000
000000000000101111010101011011000000000000
000000000001110110101010101111110000000000
000011001111110011111111100011111111000000
000000111111100000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Wonder how long the first post will last till it gets edited?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:50, archived)

did you forge that yourself?

if so, woo.

Oh and by the way, despite the fact that I've been lurking for nigh-on a year and posted about 20 messages, I'm new here. Hi.

(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)

Hi there and welcome

Yes I made that myself, there's also a furtive one in the spazz somewhere.....

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)

Welcome

you'll never leave...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)

aaaaahhh!

THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR! THE BINARY FEAR!

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teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:07, archived)

I leave you all with Gilligan's first modeling attempt

He was apparently no better at sailing than modeling.

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)

Tags!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

wrong person

you slutty persecutor!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)

Tis indeed further up

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)

Bah!

You try and help...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

Nice of you to try anyway

how are you?

eating enough crisps?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)

I am cutting

down on the crisps.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

Good man

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

Today's word is Floccinaucinhilipillification. A big kiss goes

to the b3tan who tells me what it is. That is all.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)

it's a word

that everyone used to use on that wordy quiz show (not countdown)
the one presented by Paul Koia

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)

Yeah, but what the hell does it mean?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)

It's Sanskrit for thread wasting.

Possibly...

(Stig Biffy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

The action or habit of judging something to be worthless
(like this thread! ;P )
Back in the eighteenth century, Eton College had a grammar book which listed a set of words from Latin which all meant "of little or no value". In order, those were flocci, nauci, nihili, and pili.
As a learned joke, somebody put all four of these together and then stuck -fication on the end to make a noun for the act of deciding that something is totally and absolutely valueless

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:15, archived)

Ah. Thank you. I shall use it where posible whilst working.

Especially in my morning meeting with a crap architect.

Edit: Want a big kiss?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)

no thanks!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)

Can I have one instead?

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:22, archived)

slut!

;)

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:23, archived)

Certainly. No tongues though.

Mmmmmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!

I said no tongues

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:23, archived)

*slurp*

*dribble*
:)

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)

Wow! Let's do that again!

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)

Hee hee

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)

me love you long time

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:34, archived)

2minutes 15 seconds

is not "long time"

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:48, archived)

It is for a mayfly...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

0.15% of its life

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

how ironic

a word for useless things that is itself useless.

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:22, archived)

i can beat that

pneumoniultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
edit: /rummages. ahh here

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:16, archived)

sounds

contagious?

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)

Which is a bit suspicious cos it has 'microscopic' and 'volcano'

in it. It's a lung disease innit?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)

sure is

from microscopic silicone dust particles

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:21, archived)

Out of volcanoes?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)

i think "volcano" just refers to

the shape of the disease cell. could be wrong, though
but what is zyzygy? i forget
edit: haha found it! syzygy - the lining up of three celestial bodies

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:26, archived)

It's either an astronomical term meaning the point between

planet and a star where their respective gravitational pulls are equal (I think) or a sensor rig which transmits meteorological data from a kite to a field station, according to Google. Pxyzyzygy is a character froma book called Superfolk I read years ago...

Edit: Or Is It an astronomical term describing two orbiting bodies in either opposition or conjunction to one another?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:31, archived)

Nice piccy!

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)

Well

I`m home from work so I thought that it was time to work on a completly pointless animation....of peter cushing doing his impression of the wicked witch of the west in a cut scene from star wars....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:04, archived)

oooh

hypnotic...

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

Actually, that's quite scary.

Really.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)

left! right! left! right!

A-TEN-SHUN! stick that chest out, you 'orrible little sparrow!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)

that is Fanta Stick.

it suits his expression so well.

hehehe bald eagles: Drill Sergents of the Animal Kingdom

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

yay!

thats great, nice to wake up to!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:15, archived)

Can I declare the morning shift open?

Aw, go on.

GOOD MORNING B3TA!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:51, archived)

hooray

or the evening shift.

anyway, first order of the day: do what the nice new anim says.

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:54, archived)

must...give...money

to...random...kiwi

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)

hehehe

you can scan your notes and email them to me, would be best.

/sits and gloats at new perfect money-making plan.

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)

It's also

slightlyilleagal to just scan and distribute money like that.

But I'll send you some coins later.

A pound coin.
50p
20p
10p
5p
2p and
1p

£1.87 should buy you a bottle of coke, 2 mars bars and a 10p mix for the kids WITH CHANGE

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:06, archived)

Hey! Remember the exchange rate

That'll be enough for a house here!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

and a chicken

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

weee

well lucky i didnt scan the note, just linked to it.
secondly, im in new Zealand. (and i have some almost useless australian coins in my pants pocket. odd)

Edit: I have $2.35 australian

did you know, their $2 coins are smaller than the $1 coins? it's ridiculous

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:10, archived)

our 50p

is nearly twice as big as the pound coin.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)

thats also quite silly

how many p in a pound? it IS 100 isnt it?

cos im sure one of your thingys is out, and its not metric. maybe thats the weights and distances.

actually, come to think of it, i think our 50cent coin is also the largest one out of them. silliness abounds in world currency it seems

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)

100 pennys to a pound

yes

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:16, archived)

105 pennies to the guinea too

I think.

But that was back when there were 120 (or is it 240) pence to the pound?

Fuck knows, quite frankly.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:49, archived)

MmMMmmm

10p mix.....

... no Bubblies though, cos I`m not allowed them (they stick to your ribs for seven years)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:49, archived)

you are welcome

to all $1.13 of it.

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:03, archived)

I'm RICH!

RICH I tell you!

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:03, archived)

I'm not...

I've just spent far too much on plane tickets.

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:05, archived)

also remember

the exchange rate. You might get more than you think you're getting.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)

that's right

it's $1.13 in real money, none of that funny looking foriegn stuff.

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)

HEY

Only the brits use real money...it's you lot that have it wrong...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)

didn't

we beat you in a war once?

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)

and how many signatures was it

that stopped you all speaking German ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)

oh dear. 4?

I have no idea.

and am soon to be a brit. (44 days!)

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)

then let me welcome you

to the land of warm flat beer and shell suits

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:21, archived)

HEY

This is blair country. It's great here. The weather is great, the food is great...

Oh fuck it, lets move out.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:22, archived)

I say we take all our sterling

and fuck off to new zealand

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)

YEAH

Give them some REAL money. Money that people can understand.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)

who says we'll take you?

oh who am I kidding, we'd just feel lucky to have a B3ta bash with more than one person.

...but we're not payin' any bloody airfares neither

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)

before

I ever started dating my boyfried, he told me his goal in life was to get an american wife so that he could have an american passport. Should I worry? :)

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)

I dunno

maybe...

sound pretty iffy

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)

is he

turkish/albanian/polish/russian.......
delete where neccessary

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)

more like

31/rugbyplaying/english/photographer/harmless as a fluffy declawed kitten : )

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:31, archived)

how about

31 - old
Rugby player - Crap sport (If you can call it a sport)
English - GREAT
Photographer - Boring
Harmless - I'll trust your judgement

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:34, archived)

Rugby a boring sport huh ?

Perhaps we should meet Mr Az :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)

photographer - boring?

you wouldn't say that if you knew what he took pictures of ; )

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

Don't ask me.

I wasn't around then.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)

Here you go

/Edit: "Give me all your money, all your hugs and kisses toooo"

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)

He looks like a

Tramp. Who is he and why has he got his face on some money?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)

and

thier money is plastic
even the notes :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)

His name is Sir Edmund Hillary

He was the first person to climb Mt Everest

Another great Kiwi!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)

typical Kiwi

will climb anything that looks vaguely like a huge tit :o)

Mornin Kerry BTW

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)

Good morning

there, good to see you back

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)

I do have to do things like

sleep and pay attention to me missus from time to time

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:38, archived)

Yeh me too

She's watching Coronation St at the moment so I'm excess to her life

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)

he is Sir Edmund Hillary

and he is the New Zealander who climbed Mount Everest before anyone else.

Edit: wait a sec, i just noticed........ SEVEN dollars??? is that an old repost of yours??

Edit: Repost
"While British B3tans sleep, Kiwis take over"

www.marshallsoftware.co.nz/b3ta/topgun/B3tahomekiwis.jpg

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)

I've just scaned in all our coins

for ya. Dunno why I done it, but I'm just uploading them.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)

thanks.

I don't really know why you've done it either.
but thanks

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)

here

I only have one 50p coin in my pocket so I had to scan it twice lol.

Oh, and it's shit quality cuz it was a 5 second job in paint.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)

oooooooooooooh

funky looking angular 50p coins
all our ones are cicles.

how exotic

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)

Watch out

Them B3tans in the UK are gonna try something sneaky I can tell !

See what I tell you !
( Repost I know )

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

but a worthy one

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:46, archived)

ooh, they're pretty

what do they do?

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)

burns holes in my pocket

I've gotta go now anyway...see ya later all

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:35, archived)

Yep

Theres a big one here I think

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:30, archived)

shit thats

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

good effort, great detail.

dont know if i couldve been bothered

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)

I can do better

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:57, archived)

And with that

I'll officially hand over to the day shift

I'd like to thank all the boarders who helped us through, it was tough at times but we got there....

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:01, archived)

sorry I wasn't on the night shift

Not that you care:(

But I was asleep for a change.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

morning

you odiferous cockbadger!

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)

I made a new WOO YAY

but I think it deserves it's own thread

Going to hell? All abord

Ding Ding, next stop Hell

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:23, archived)

I don't like it.

(BurningFeetMan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:31, archived)

well if you don't like it

just keep quiet..

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:32, archived)

Wow!

That bought the lurkers out

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:33, archived)

morning! (or whatever time of day it is in NZ)

I've just arrived at work

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:34, archived)

Good morning

It's now just gone 8:30PM Wed night here

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:37, archived)

Quarter of 2 am

here.

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:52, archived)

You're up late?

Cleaning the oven?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:55, archived)

That was a bit harsh

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:57, archived)

Don't you remember yesterday

??????????????????

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:02, archived)

yeah

her oven door is covered in burnt bits and dirt.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

I was actually

being nice to the lady!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:10, archived)

I've just woken up!

Morning, I'm off for toast and tea....

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5olly, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:37, archived)

morning all

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:43, archived)

G'morning!

I'm just in work too...

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:46, archived)

ahh

but do you intend on doing any work?

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:50, archived)

I'm on support

so hopefully not. What are you doing in so early - haven't you handed in your notice?

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:54, archived)

I have yes

I get a lift in to work. guy who gives me a lift works shifts, which means I do to.. means I can go home at 3pm though.
my employers are cunts, they've got a clause in the contract that says once I've handed in my notice I'm no longer entitled to any sick pay.
so I can't skive.. the bastards

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:56, archived)

That is quite

evil. It also sounds very dodgy in a legal sense...

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)

stand on your boss' toes

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)

That's

a good plan.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:05, archived)

I only ever come up with

good ideas. No bad ones from me.

And if that fails get some colleagues to play ring a ring a roses round him

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:10, archived)

Why ever not?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:32, archived)

hey everybody, HELP!

Ive been making a couple of anims in Imageready, but they arent working with the optimise-> save as gif thing. it only gives my save as optimised options as saving as a jpg or html. i dont have enough space left to upload the saved psd to my web account, (thanks a bunch K3rry!), and even if i did, it wont let me upload files of this type.

ummmmm any ideas/help anybody? im just wondering if im able to email it to someone and see if anyone else can get it working, OR, if they can tell me how to make it work (better).

ive done anims in the past on imageready, but its just suddenly stopped working. i want to kill the fucker.
anyway thanks everybody.

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:36, archived)

there should be a

drop-down in the optimise menu, where you can select the format (jpg, gif, png-8 etc.)

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munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:39, archived)

holy shit it works

what you said before, i knew that before, but the the menu changed. ummm i don't know why i didnt see what i saw before, or maybe i did try it but it didn't work. but it is working now

it has changed, but it does work (i think)

its quite weird, thanks!

Edit: No I was right the first time, it doesn't work. it works for the second animation, you are allowed to save as a gif, but the first one, you can only save as jpg.

maybe its cos i opened the original pic straight into imageready or something, rather that creating a new anim. or vice versa. or something :S

ummm maybe i missed something before.

cheers

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:43, archived)

Why don't you just ask me for more space?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:44, archived)

i have 200k

left.

it was very generous of you before, i didnt want to impinge again. if i do get right to the end, and im still intending to keep on going, i was gonna pay the donation and then ask for more space, like you said.

but im also waiting for the new icon, cos i dont really like the one theyve got right now.

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:46, archived)

Maybe you should save up

and buy a new keyboard with a working SHIFT key so you can do capitals?

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:49, archived)

Sorry, Habit

Too Much Chatting. I Used To Do It The Wrong Way Round And Put Caps On Letters That Don't Need Them

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:50, archived)

i like it

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:32, archived)

Harsh... V Harsh,,,,,

I laughed

(

5olly, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:32, archived)

Spritely little minx

Is the Queen Mum

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:14, archived)

That is very good

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:25, archived)

haha!

nice one!

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:33, archived)

Lovely

(

bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:56, archived)

Edit: David Hasslehoff loves his dogs

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
but the voices in my head made me do it

Edit: I apologise in advance

(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:32, archived)

eww, and I thought that original pic was disturbing...

was that always your username btw?
If so you might be interested in this thread posted yesterday www.b3ta.com/board/702389

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:36, archived)

yea

interesting. i miss a lot of what goes on here, as i live in california, and am forced to sleep while everything interesting occurs

(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:38, archived)

Morning Mr Fnord

That was a quick nap

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:47, archived)

Well

What can i say...... I feel sorry for the lap dog, surely they are better ways to get into baywatch nights.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:36, archived)

I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before

probably on B3ta... but I can't have...

and the fact that i think i have seen it before is almost as disturbing as the picture itself.

you sir, should be put down.

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:55, archived)

you could have seen it before

it was in an old folder of pictures i'd been intending to photoshop

and yes, i probably should be put down

(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:57, archived)

okay.

but with or without the dogs?

cos let me make this clear people, if i have seen it, i have only seen it WITH the dogs. WITH.

*clears throat, looks around shiftily*

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:00, archived)

Yes, that IS a toilet he's sitting on :)

Click for a bigger, clearer version.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:18, archived)

woo

je l'aime

(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:28, archived)

merci

beaucoup

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:40, archived)

c'est tres bien

n'est pas?

(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:42, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwwww

i did NOT have to see the crow faecies uip close and biggy/cleary. BAD TOPGUN, BAD, No CLICKY THE BIGGY LINKY ON DISTURBING PICTURES!

nice work though :)

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:57, archived)

haha!

sunsetyellowtastic!

(

munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:14, archived)

hehehe

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

come on kitten....

i'm waiting...

(

zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)

you've

done a top job on this!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

WOO

i was proud of this pic

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

it's great!

yes I'm having another tour round.....

(

100% kitten better than ever, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)

How??

i've tried and tried and tried!!!
its sooo hard to get high marks in those games....is there some kind of cheats that those ppl do to get those high marks? or r they just really good at it?

(momojan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:23, archived)

yes. indeed

www.isuckatgames.com

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:24, archived)

Ummm...

what games?

(Kimbo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:46, archived)

here, we see a sedate young muntipo

bathing in its natural habitat of a manky river

bigger
600k of too big

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:58, archived)

spiffing!

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:04, archived)

why thankyou

loooong time since i got an anim w/y type thing :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:07, archived)

it was the bird dying from excessive muntage

that did it for me :-)

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:08, archived)

lol

i belive that was thru insomnia hummus, like beer goggles, but it strikes about 4am :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:10, archived)

and yet still works on the other side of the planet

where it is currently about 4pm!

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:12, archived)

good good

i *really* need to sleep :-(

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:12, archived)

yeah baby yeah!!!! woo to the yay!!! etc...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:12, archived)

ooh, i like that

have a poor woo yay for it

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:15, archived)

i just wish

i had your powers of hummus tonight!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:17, archived)

lol, this hummus comes and goes :-(

i normally just end up making kittens breath or meerkats dance :-(

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:19, archived)

and why not?

The world would be a happier place with more dancing meerkats, i say! ;)

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:23, archived)

possibly

but theres only 1 decent meerkat for dancing :(

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:26, archived)

woo and yay

perhaps she could fight a crocodile?

(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:14, archived)

she could

but theres no way in hell a croc would go near a muntipo

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:16, archived)

hahaha

very true

(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:37, archived)

perhaps

she could hunt one down and eat it?

(

gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:38, archived)

perhaps she could

but soon i must sleep.

lots

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 5:39, archived)

We all love daler!

Woo for Daler! he has a naughty mouth if you can find translations of his songs.

(SkitzoMonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:12, archived)

why does the animation no work?

huh!?

(SkitzoMonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:13, archived)

not a clue

but it don't work for me

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:19, archived)

any one know where to get

any of his music videos? i've been looking forever.

(

Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:23, archived)

can you

ftp from dos???
i think my daler idea is screwed cos on this pc i've only got paint and no ftp :o(

(tasty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:31, archived)

weapons of mass destruction

Really Big Linky Poo
sorry about the size hope it doesn't detract

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:46, archived)

You could make it bigger

if it was a still image..
over half a meg as an anim..

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:48, archived)

doesn't quite work as a still

but it does give me anuvva crap idea

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

doesnt work as an anim either

sorry, didnt find it at all funny, specially as I am on dial up
and had to wait for absolutely ages for it and the rest of the page
here to load. If you had made it a link it would have been much
better, as it is youve just pissed off a lot of people with dial up.

Please, 500k is too much, my dial up gets to 48k at best.

(oh that's Nice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:35, archived)

indeed

i try to limit to sub 200k for really long anims (my biggys normally hit that) little ones get in under 60k.

any bigger than 200k needs to be a link.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:42, archived)

was that a giant

glasscock?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:50, archived)

yes

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:51, archived)

hummus at all time low :-(

so i chopped a kitten

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:00, archived)

Right,

that's it then. Off to the vets for a proper deworming for you!

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)

she looks..

quite bemused by the whole affair

(tasty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

wouldn't you be?

i hear it can be quite alarming

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:06, archived)

could find out i spose

you could chop my head, then i'll know!

(tasty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)

The RSPCA said it was cruel

But Ralph knew they enjoyed the humiliation

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)

erm,

I'm not sure I get it. Is that a fear made of rock?

(

Ratsta, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

are they carrying around

the fear in a parka?

(

Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

Don't worry K3rry,

we CANADIANS get it. Good stuff.

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:54, archived)

whats it aboot then?

sorry, south park has warped my fragile little mind

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:55, archived)

It's not the Fear,

it's two Inuit (that's Eskimos to you) on a sled. They sit back-to-back 'cause the sled is narrow. The point (if I may) is the chains and whips, not the guys in the background.

Homer: I am the smarts! I am the smarts!

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:00, archived)

Well done

I thought the file name may have given it away tho...

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)

I get it now

They have snooker balls in their mouths.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:40, archived)

ahh, i know what inuits are

you cheeky sod

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)

'pologies.

Last time I was in the UK, I was (seriously) asked if we still all lived in igloos.

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)

fools

we all kow you live in the woods ;-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

You would not believe how expensive

it is to get a DSL line through all that ice.

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:08, archived)

Wouldn't the data travel slower

coz it was cold?

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)

Actually,

the lines contract in the cold, making them denser, and thus more efficient. (Everything I know about science I learned from Geordie LaForge).

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

Everything I know about science

I learned from Beaker

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

... that gives me an idea ...

but it can wait until tomorrow. 'Night.

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

Night

then

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

Do bears

defecate in the woods there?

(

NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:41, archived)

You do don't you?

They showed a doc on how to make one not long ago?

(Wow post 2345)

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

hehe

Read futher down the board...

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:55, archived)

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:42, archived)

Oh, come on.

Do you get it people ? or is my hummus lacking ? I'll give you a small clue

does animate

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)

the ability to make out the picture?

make a clicky biggy, like 500 pixels wide and linky at the bottom under the littly piccy

[edit] and that makes of difference [/edit]

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)

I was going to do that...

As an after thought, but when I went to go back, I found I havent set my history to let me go far back and I had resized it some time earlier. I even lost my cutouts of each of the beatles for later hummus. I'm setting my history to be bigger.

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

That is a

GREAT subtle hint!

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)

I'm afraid..

You'll have to ship some hummus to JAFAland for me. I'm all burnt out, & I'm in a small cramp office with a small window and no ventilation. All I need is a brand new wheel though and I'll be happy. Possibly filling up my water bottle would help too..

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:25, archived)

I can sell you

some air-con

Good price!!

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

But...

Will it fit nicely on the side of my office ?

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:33, archived)

Hehe

Enough posting from you! 5 more eggs before 6pm please!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:40, archived)

JAFAland?

you in Tāmaki-Makaurau too, Sypher?
Like you I'm in a dingy office while the sun beats down outside..
work's driving me fucking spare this week, so no hummus, sorry
oh yeah. My point was, since K3rry's going to be in town next month we want to do the b3ta drinking thing, an Antipodean first! You in?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:34, archived)

Sounds possible...

Depends if I can scrape together some coins,.. I'm without current employment, so some starvation is required for drunkeness. My "Office" would be my old room at my folks place.

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:41, archived)

Cool

no date set yet, but Feb some time, around about the Cup final (whatever that is).

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

I'll keep my eye open for a date then.

(Sypher_5, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

Well I'll be there

from the 13th Feb to the 16th Feb but haven't seen travel arrangements yet....

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

weeeeeeee

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeee

is all.

wee.

meaning: I might be in. then again, might be not. i dont know my plans that far ahead..

*living life one day at a time/being a shameless bogan, getting up at 11am and going to bed again at 1am*

isnt it weird that there are at least 3 B3tans in Auckland, out there, somewherrrrreeeeee..................

(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 4:44, archived)

Sure,

but who are the other three blokes?
;-)

(Monkeypuppet, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

Cheech and Chong

Sargent Stadanko finally got Cheech and Chong...

(mkerns, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)

Robbie had a falling out with mariah

so i made a song

(

crab_bloke), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

hehe

cute :)

(

Ratsta, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)

very good

me likey

(and now when people forward it to me weeks later, I'll be able to say i saw it just after it was made. so nyah.)

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

we were there at the conception

at this time of night, i fancy amy from amys'i

(tasty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:45, archived)

say

what?

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:50, archived)

she's..

the teccie bird in the mirror
(uk tabloid newspaper for non uk b3tans)

(tasty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:52, archived)

aaah

(i don't read the mirror)

(

teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)

dont you find

that at 3am you have beer goggles even when youve had no beer

(tasty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:57, archived)

Woo!

pneumatic breasts..

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)

That IS

one hell of a boob job

Norks WBM would be proud of

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

dear joel

i love your stuff
please never cease
kindest regards
jackie treehorn

(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

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