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# mmmm tasty....
(Impy Dent, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)
# who is he
looking at?
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Nothing
just your spicy brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Faggots?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Now now...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# as in ...
Brains Faggots.

MMmmmmm, graaaaavyyyyyyy ....
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# he's looking at
YOU. and thinking how nice your skull would look.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# King of the jungle my arse....

he just wants to play....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# until he bites your hand off
nice job, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# WHAT A CUTIE!!!!!!
Ahem.. I thought that said 'King of My Arse' and got very scared...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Aaaahhh
He's cute. Can I have one, Mummy? Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Only if you
promise to feed it... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Every day
and clean it out. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# wooo!
big cat mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)
# wow
thats fantastic
if there was a prize it would win
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Puurrfect :)
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# awwwww
hes lovely:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# .


Finally I've found a post I can use this kitten in!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# yay for animals...
...in racing cars.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# woo to the pic
im now thinking about faster pussycat kill kill
cheers m8 :) hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] George Lucas...
... decided against 2 things from this scene. Originally Darth Vader was to be a computer generation, but Lucas felt back in them days his fx team weren't up to it, and also the emporer evolved into a much less devious character over the progressive redrafting of the script...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# TELL me
you drew him.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# TELL me
you'll do that thing with the mangoes again next time.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# TELL me
...err, actually, just wanted to post 'TELL me' again...
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# TELL me
...tell me that you're sweet love hasn't died.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# yoiks!
You've saved that image as a .bmp, so it's absolutely heeeyooooge! (which gets mentioned lots because it makes things difficult for the modem users). It'd be lots smaller if you saved it as .jpg. Welcome, by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Learning
Is wot i'm doing. One thing at a time. I've finally gotten it to come up as a pic, thanks to the people who told me how.

The Farce is Strong with this one...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# could have done something better with this

but can't find any stills of the [edit]Electric Six[/edit] video anywhere (and can't capture from Quicktime)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# There are videos
of the virgin birth??
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# LOL
if the price is right you can get a video of the conception too.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Well..
...trash has pleny of other videos featuring 'virgins'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah
everyone is born a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# stills?
of Jesus' birth?

/edit: Mind Pisssss!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I'm not sure about Quicktime..
but I know in realplayer if you turn "Optimize Video" off, you can use the Print Screen thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# haha!
i don't know 'bout no bandwagon, but that is rocking
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# You could have done it
like this :
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# bah
foiled again.

[edit] VERY woo though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# is that a subtle way
of saying "already been done?"

??
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# about as subtle
as the Holocaust ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# sorry
I'd even made it linky to something earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Tarquin felt sure
the "No Tails" rule at the race track had only just been thought up
(Dr Spam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Would a gorilla
support the tigers? ;)

Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It was only in post-production
that the Spork Sabers were replaced by the current versions
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Bwahahah
brilliant!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha!
thats wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# har!
finally, an original use of that "how to make light sabers" tutorial!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# hehehe
woo

on another note: www.headwindow.com/fucked/main/default.asp?carID=565
randomness
(TopGun6061, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# You could say..
'Use the spork Luke.... Beware of the dark side of the spork' :)
(Luny666, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# durring the 70'sTony Blah
did drugs

and looked diffrent
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Heheh
and his face says 'At least my face doesn't double as a lamp post'
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# What's Sinead O'Connor doing in the background?
Is she going to tell us something about her parents?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# thats
a boy no skined o'connor
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# He gets everywhere...
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# What do you mean I don't get the photoshop job?
(I helped save b3ta! miock, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Applause!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# No wonder.
That's a NEW beetle. (sorry)

Woo, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# He he...
must have been taken form AlStorer's pic earlier[edit] www.b3ta.com/board/707306
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# now that's where I got it from
all hail AlStorer, I thought about doing it as reply to his posting, but thought it would stand on it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! miock, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# that was my sloppy photoshopping
either that or they were way ahead of themselves
(I helped save b3ta! miock, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# May I be the first to say
It's Beadle & it figures
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# eh?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# sorry,
the latest celeb arrested for Kiddy Fiddling . probably
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# knew
it would be beadle..
i had an idea for this.

the national lolitary, loads of pictures of celebs, and you have to pick the 7 people that are going to come up in police investigations

sick and twisted you could run it for money and charity
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# One handed kiddyfiddling?
Inventive chap...
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I was
really really hoping you weren't going to say that...

edit: you're wrong anyway. Beadle is 54, the police say the man arrested is 52.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I didn't
It was someone else at my keyboard, probably dave, or mabey june
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Was it Hunter S Thompson who wrote...
"Why would I want to fuck kids, they're just too small"
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Yeah, but his hand appears a lot younger
so his aggregate age is probably 52.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# arf!! very good!
I have just realised I created a Beadle-like hand in my Anemone gif below!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Which is very good
btw
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# can i ask
what your source is?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I
Thought I worked it out by deduction i.e. 52 yr old entertainer from Barnet and the Mathew Kelly link, but it turns out he's 54 from Barnet, so it can't be him
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Rar, I'm back
i know none of you missed me. But I've been away, and the past two days, we've spent 5 hours (each day :$) in a shop in bournemouth called Alternative Options, drawing things with Crayola Crayons with the girl who works in there. So I thought I'd show you our wonderful creations

www.impendingdoom.co.uk/groovy1.jpg
www.impendingdoom.co.uk/groovy2.jpg
www.impendingdoom.co.uk/groovy3.jpg

sorry to 56kers, they're quite big

/goes back to lurkering
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# You forgot to shut the door when you went away
It's been bleedin chilly in 'ere
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# whoops, sorry
/shuts door
/gets coat stuck
/walks away naked
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Ooooooh!
I like pretties!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Ace in a little box!
Nice pricetag too...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# £140
Fuck me raw!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# the joys
of price-tagging-things. either they'll just sit there and get dusty, or the owner of the shop will tear them down, and fire her!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah
I thought the price tags were a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Crayons?
How passe. (Unless you are 8)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I'm
oldskool
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I do
like those...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Lookey here
I made a little flashythingy.

It's rather silly.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Oh yes...
...me likey that muchness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaagh sorry threadjack
fucking ass... ive been waiting for a mate to join me for a drink for the last hour and a half , now he's just bailed.... why bother calling me up for a beer in the first place, ive been sitting on my ass waiting for him gggggggggrrrr..

so thats no beer in islington anyone
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# What would you have done with your evening
if you hadn't been planning to meet your friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# at
home (still at work) cooking food doing some washing, dropping my musicman amp round at a friends house... yknow tings
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# ok
just so many people say they sat in all evening, and you ask what they would have done and they have to say "well, sat in probably..."
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# ok
im off

byeeeeeee all
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# get out more
(great anim!)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I like it
it has ninjas, and pirates in. But vikings?! Fucking genius!
(SimonP, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Cool,
not a woo, or a yay, but cool - :D

Woo! Just r4ealised my user number would win in a tombola!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Never open emails from male collegues...
(Impy Dent, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I just spat
tea all over my keyboard. Well done.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Sea Anemone
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Oh sir...
...your fingers are making me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# how
mad is that
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Oh very good
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Woo
Yay and Hoopla all smashed into one!
sort of like Woyoahyoopla
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Latin name:
jeremia beadelicus
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I feel a great disturbance in your ring

*giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)
# snort
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# *guffaw*
i always knew there was something dodgy about Obi 'Wank' Enobi. a kiddyfiddler of Glitter proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)
# haha. nice
this is not the ring your looking for.

(oh that's Nice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Danger Danger!
High SALTage...
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# woo!

(repost)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)
# That's okay
it's still funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)
# 'Quite' funny?
Wot?!?!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ba dum
*tsh*

nice piccy by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)
# If the...
eating doesn't kill you, the heart attack will!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)

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