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(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)

I'd swim for it

if I was them!

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

I thought it was his

self portrait.....

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)

Just munting on the Thames.

...

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)

threadjack'n my 300th birthday

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packetslut, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)

Woo!

And I love your name.

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EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)

Woo!

Im still chugging away at just over 200 :(

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)

Well done

im at 27

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)

I don't know what I

am up to.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)

(Impy Dent, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)

it's funny

'cos it's true

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)

look

my wife keeps coming in to look at kittens
what are you trying to do to me?

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cr4, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

Here's a nice kitten then

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)

well it was nice to meet you...

...but I get the feeling you will shortly be dead.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

was

funny untill i saw the
women fucking usless comment, when i suddenly hated it.

try
women bloomin'lurvely

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

"Women. Sweet but ultimately useless. Except for occasional exploitation."

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 11 of 1 9 frames and bet its going to look crap

oooh did anyone see that bat animation on tv about the fingers. nice.

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)

nope

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)

wow

oh no.. i just remembered a photo i have

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)

of me?

DOING THINGS?

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)

with

a hundred olbas pastels and cb radio

i got handed a photo of me earlier on at a xmas party in a size 10 gold sequined dress with a saddam mask on... mmm figure huggingI LIKE SMALL TEXT :):)ahem fella's never do this, no matter how funny it may seem at the time

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)

hahaha!

that's ace!

not that I agree or anything...hehehe

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dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

*ahem*

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

You type the message

in the "message" box, dear.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

And you shove the fishfork

up your rectal passage sweetcakes.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)

owch

and..owch

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dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)

go girl!

*does some sort of hand movement*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)

tines first, I assume?

Nice expression.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)

Short

and spat no doubt!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)

Aww...

thats not very nice, now, is it?

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

Is this an invitation

for me to start posting anti-men jokes?
ripe material there, mate.

edit: anti-straight-men, anyway.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)

that's what i say!

oh... hang on...

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)

Men:

They're alll scum!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)

No,

some are very nice. But some are just prats.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)

Ditto

women - I don't think either gender has a monopoly on being a prat ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)

But I've

known some prats who think they have a monopoly on each gender

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)

i was bored

and made a video for elvis

it has jesus in it

check it out

www.headwindow.com/elvis

(phantomboner, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

you are the new christ

and i shall worship you accordingly.

[edit] that MUST and WILL get into the newsletter.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)

i also did a michael jackson video the other day.

www.headwindow.com/mj

(phantomboner, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

i did a will smith one

but the less said about that the better

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

"The Real McCoy" must be next.

fuck that was shit.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)

and kermit

don't forget kermit!
I like it!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)

okay.

I'm freaked out.

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EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

that is completely fucking bonkers.

newsletter ahoy, I'm sure.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

Wow!

Make sure you mail Rob about putting it in the newsletter.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

Very well done

Rabbit head! Tiger head! Elvis! Flying SuperJesus!
All good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)

Terrific!

really good! well done. 9/10. must do better!

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robh, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)

Excellent

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kaydup, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)

They'd got through a whole 5 shoots before anyone noticed...

Er... Mr. Prowse..?

www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/hw02/Vader-m.jpg

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)

Picture appearence

I followed instructions, but can't get the pic to come up, can only get liks. How do I make the pic come up?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)

like this

<img src="http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/hw02/Vader-m.jpg">
and you can always check, the faq

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Or is it?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

<img src="http://www.yourhost.com/path/here/picture.jpg">

something like that.

The above code is for illustrative purposes only. Your statutory rights are not effected.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

could my pictures...

...go up as well as down?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

It might be that your host doesn't allow hotlinking...?

I'm not sure though.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

Fraggle Rockers

Click for biggie...

(Smiles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

bwahahaha

excellent work - could have done with a Doozer on drums though ;-)

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)

Yay!

Fraggles!

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:10, archived)

Oh go on then

have this

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)

You could tell from the start...

...that it just wasn't going to work out.

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dogbomb, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

you should send that into Viz

as one of those pictures where one person looks like they're bumming someone else.

[edit] by christ that looks like Will Young in the background (see bumming comment above)

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)

answer me this time

HOW do you do face swaps!!!

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)

cut

round them and plonk them on.
lasso in potatoe shop with a few pixels feather , a contrast here a clone there and bingo

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)

Not the way to get ahead....

Or afoot either

(Obvious extra, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)

you lost a bit of html there

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

Geocities don't allow hotlinking.

Read the FAQ

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dogsbollocks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)

la la la

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)

coffee

monitor
argh

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)

argh

That made me jump.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)

Sinister chair

and his cunning traps?
woo!

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)

he hee

that's lovely. I want one in my house for spiders.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

i concur.

Chairs that eat spiders would be great!

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)

heehee...

I wondered if Pickle (formerly pizza) was going to walk in and put the lampshade on his head...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

yes

he's certainly got the form :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)

and the lampshade.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)

Hehe, that deserves a

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

for a second there

I thought the Queen had died.
Then I remembered she's the only one left.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

Yay!

That wooyay is in wonderfully poor taste.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

I think anything with the QM in it

should feature her colostomy bag

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cr4, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)

You know what that is?

Fucking class, that's what!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)

Blimey!

I wasn't expecting that!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)

hold on

did you tatty the floor or did you bring soil into your sitting room?

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cr4, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

Obviously...

...shag pile doesn't optimise well.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)

eurgh

nice pic tho. i forgot to say that

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cr4, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)

that is an evil thing to do

feeding the chair that cat. what if it gets sick?

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)

Leslie Ash (again)

Click for the bigness
Not v happy with it but what do you expect for a 10 min job?
Thx to Mr Fernando Martinez for the pic

(straightfromthetoppamadome, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)

woo

thats more ugly than munter

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)

i'll bet she gives

great blowjobs.

/coat

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)

UNG?

urrrrrrrr

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)

i thought my post was shocking enough

without you adding the sound effects.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

heheh

snigger and tittle

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

Damn that alien

He always spoils the moment.

(Guv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

all that needs is

for the alien to say "wokka wokka wokka!"

maybe.

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)

big

thanks to Cock Badger of Conkersausage for having the hummus and donating it to me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

*snigger*

I think something funny has just happened up my ass....

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)

Woo!

to the pic.

The Croc Munters neck is scary long...

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)

what exactly is

a conkersausage?

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)

Erm...

I can't say i'm actually sure. You'd have to ask Tedmus. He donated the original idea

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)

it's okay

I found a picture of one on the interweb

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)

theep!

that looks...interesting...

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)

very nice

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)

w00t :)

to the above picture...

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packetslut, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

Look what I made

It's far from finished but I think it may be usefull....
Board watcher

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

dial-up

friendly

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

What will you call it?

B3ta in a minute?
Edit: Not every thread is on there. Is that what you wanted?

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

i think it must be called

The B3ta Gland

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

someone should create a b3ta ticker

(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

i really wanted to animate that guy from Fawlty Towers

with the nervous tic. but i can't be arsed.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

if you mean a timer

there's one on giblethead's site somewhere: www.highlyillogical.org/
but I'm not really sure what you mean.

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)

no like a stock market scrolly info thing

you get on the bottom of the screen.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)

I've just set that script to refresh every 3 minutes

and embeded it into my desktop

A b3ta ticker WOULD be a good idea....... *runs off to think*

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)

Semi fixed now

My reply count was a bit flakey, maybe I should put in who posted instead....

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)

No it won't

;) (I admire your PHPeepery though)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

or more likely

what they said below

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

In which case

I take it back, it's great! Keep him off the board....

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)

don't make me get

all samurai on your ass

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

Flip out if you like

It won't do any good

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)

Flip out?

you speak like i'm some kind of cheap-ass wannabe ninja.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:55, archived)

Ow! that hurts....

ok I submit

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)

you do know

its skipping every second post

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

Yes, working on that now

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

did someone say skipping?

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)

TJ!

Did someone broked m3ss3nger?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)

Working

for me...

Edit: Although I seem to be missing half the board...

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)

Flibz is having

space probs i think - everyone needs to get rid of old messages...

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discostu oh my, its back, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)

Good start

and good morning..
when I open the links it brings up the whole board, positioned at the post named..
would opening a single thread be better?
maybe including the name of the poster would be good (but I don't know Jack about php)..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)

Like that?

Looking at names of posters now....

Then I can look at turning it into a ticker!

Good morning BTW

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)

Cows lay down, and Marmots dress up

tut tut....It looks like rain...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

yes

I like that. This theme of animals with hand drawn attire is going to be most woosome.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

its good to see

bloid is still on top form

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SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

Ahem

You don't appear to be in that piccie.

Are you feeling alright?

;)

(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)

Heh...I'm out of practice you know ;-)

I've got a lovely graphics tablet tho, can you tell ;-)

;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

mystery_bob has his 15 minutes of fame

in the bloody Scotrail magazine. lucky him.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

page 6

I've taken out a full page add that says, "Trashcanglam is a cunt"

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)

i think you mean 'ad'

prick.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

Now now

Keep it fluffy, yeah? :) Think kittens.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

I'm trying to...

...it's just that he's such a cunt.

That's all.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

I love your page

Zelda is my favorite game. :)

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

zelda is for bearded pricks

read from that what you will.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

I'm confused

since I'm neither bearded nor a prick.

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

I'LL

be the judge of that.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)

i can't

with that bearded prick alive.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

slut.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)

whore

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)

pigeon

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:00, archived)

will smith

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

WILD WILD WEST

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)

that's spot on the sweaty festering bollock, that is.

give him a few years, he'll look like Michael Jackson.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)

but how funny would he be?

EH? HOW FUNNY?

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

about as funny as boiling your own cock.

In vinegar.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)

thus my theory

was correct.

i win.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

I never disagreed with you.

And might I point out that Will Smith looks fucking hilarious next to Richard Blackwood. And that fucking programme he came out of called "The Real McCoy", absolutely exemplified your theory...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)

oooh, have I missed something?

Is he going to be in the new series of thomas the tank engine?

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:00, archived)

yeah he is

'Bob the Bearded Prick Engine'

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)

nice to see that the series

is being brought up to date to fully engage the youth of today.

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)

there's also

Jack the Junkie Engine and Cyril the Convicted Paedophile Engine.

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trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

room for a pun?

/coat

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beefandcheese, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

good

good

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

Malt loaf fish swimming through some futuristic pyramids?

Lovely pun

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

the eye

of sore"eeeeee"n

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)

woo yay houpla

this is just to say all i could think of in my 3 god damn hour haskell exam was WOO YAY HOUPLA which applies now cos i am getting drunk to celebrate the end of my exams :D:)

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

wot is

a haskell exam?

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

has-kell

hais-kewell
high school?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

What's the

doctorates all about?

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

Today is

International Dr Phil Kitten Appreciation Day.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

Right.

Special reason why? Or just felt like it?

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

I think it was

Dr Lumpbuckitten wot thought of it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)

I like your explanation

best.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

but it was the only wrong one

/bottom of the class

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

but it was the best one to me

and that's what counts.
(I think).

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

yes

I like it too :)

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

It's probably

an exam about the functional programming language...

...called haskell :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

Do I see bloid here?!?!?!

I thought I saw name "bloid"

/me off to wash his eyes

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Mr. Bell Division, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)

phew

not just me then...

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

I assume

Haskell is a general purpose, purely functional programming language. Haskell compilers are freely available for almost any computer.

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flibz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

never assume...

(or something)

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

what is a "functional" programming language?

A disfunctional one would be a bit of a waste of time, wouldn't it?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)

A funtional programming language

is a language in which all expressions are defined in terms of functions - there are no mutable variables, so you can't store values.

Example haskell prog:

take1 _ [] = []
take1 0 _ = []
take1 n (x:xs) = x : take1 (n-1) xs

See how it looks like maths?
Thats why we CSists call it "Lame."

(Jim, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)

how bizarre.

I don't really understand the example code at all, and I can't really see how you can do much without mutable variables. But I'm not a CS person.
Thanks for the explanation.

I am now considering developing a dysfunctional programming language though. Instead of a "Hello World" test program, you'd use a "I always hated you, mother, you fucking bitch. Fuck Off you cunt!" program...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)

Beleive

me, you don't want to understand...
I spent a year struggling with haskell before I dropped out, and since then I've been stricken by a compulsion to eat acid and shout "Hoooooooooooooooooouuuuup. (pause) La!" At kittens.

(Jim, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)

haskell

is a functional programming language
god damn my degree

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

Well done that man

my first exam was today........only one more now

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

I don't have to do exams anymore

I'm 83 you know

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

I'm 28 very soon

oh yes, Mark the 31st Jan in your diaries !!!

I have to do exams cos I made myself go to Uni.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

28?

but you're so teeny weeny!

(

pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

yes

I am a Michael J Fox type of guy.

Everyone says the old addage, once you get to about 40, you'll look 30 !!

Woo, cos that really helps me now dunnit !?!?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

SHUT UP ALL

You're making me feel old!

(

K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

Well

I'm 4 and a half.

(

bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

woo

i am only 19 :P

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

how is roland going to walk off

HOW???

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

They did the shot

waist-up.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

so they did

cheeky beggars.
Batsgirl, good day.
please be fluffy in the hours that i spend now trying to do school work.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

When am I not fluffy?

(

Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)

too true

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

Now you're confusing me

who's this Roland?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)

Roland Rat

was on the Weakest Link.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)

Thanks

I was getting paranoid
since it also happens to be my
real name

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)

Oh dear.

Here's a picture of my mate's kitten to laugh at you.

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

cheers

matey

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

is that his

ACTUAL kitten?

(

crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

if it is

its a scary bugger

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

a friend of a

friend's, actually. What, is it transparent and long and hard and phallic?

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

One of these?

b3ta.com/board/367191

SPAZZ

friend of a friend of a friend who has access to the internet, more like.

Veracity is the word for today.

(

crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)

if cats were like that -

I'd get one right now.

(

pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

No, it's for real

the owner of this site is my IRC friend's friend.

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:55, archived)

good grief

i hope not

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

Awwwww

lookit the cute lil' fluffly widdums..
mine's a bit like that.
Only bigger.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)

I am getting drunk to celebrate unemployment.

Sniff.

Snuffle.

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

i must say it again

WOOO YAY give that man a fucking HOUPLA!!!!

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

danger, danger

hehe...knew I couldn't manage evenings away for too long

(

bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

yay

bloids back

(

SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

welcome back good man!

high vaultage ... hehe

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

yay!

ha ha

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)

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