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its all gone quiet

said rhubarb bye

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

Must...not....do...a..GE...furtive...

must...sleep...

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

Nite all

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:22, archived)

Say my name, say my name..

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:25, archived)

Is zat

choo?

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)

I don't get it

but hey, that's me.

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

nope not me

but it wasn't cryptic.
I told you what they were doing :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:31, archived)

can you explain

binary to me please

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:41, archived)

sure, but first

I just got self answering spam
My inbox subject line reads:
What would you do with an extra $20,000?
then the one below it is
Buy Viagra Online Overnight Without A Prescription!

is this some kind of joke? ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:45, archived)

Not to the erectily dysfunctional it's not.

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:47, archived)

I've heard it's good for the tomato plants

don't needs stakes to stay up

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

*remembers that nice badum tish animated gif and the accompanying noise it triggered off*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:58, archived)

wow

the eternal stiffy.

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:19, archived)

So ya

gonna buy it off me or not

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

erm....

0x B3A2D B07 ?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

oh dead that looks like Advril Latrine's follow up single title

'Ox BeasT Boy'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:32, archived)

I've always found

hexadecimal humour a difficult subject

Now I really should F0 FF 2B ED

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:33, archived)

there are only 10 different kinds of people in the world you know

those that get binary humour and those that don't.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

Yay!

11 bien!

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:38, archived)

me too

I like the avril latrine comment, I hate that cunt.

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

i am compelled to repost

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the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:50, archived)

é]£m^Û–.Õ‰U

in ASCII.

and I'm stealing that joke, Fnord

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

there are patterns in numbers, finobacci saw that.

Some you need to look at in detail, some you need to stand back and see the bigger picture.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:40, archived)

patterns in numbers

pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi
12:45 restate my assumptions. 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. @. everything around us can e represented and understood through numbers. 3. if you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge.

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:45, archived)

12:45?

American east coast?

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:52, archived)

ooh i just noticed that hours later.

not east coast. (we're 5 hours behind) its a line from the movie PI by Darren Aronofsky, the same one who did Requiem for a Dream

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:28, archived)

for a start there's nothing to say that those digits are binary rather than denary or octary

nor is there a definite sign that they mean anything numerically, or that they are to be 'read' left to right top to bottom.
They could be read in a spiral into the middle and they might 'mean' someting else.
I gave them a very simple meaning, and the brain is always ready to map it's own expectations and make it's best guess at what lies before it.

To be free of the need to classify everything as something familair is to be able and happy to leap into the unknown and still not know what it is even after you leap back again.

No matter how much you 'know' there'll always be a whole world of things you don't. The mysteries of life are what drove the mind forward and spurred it's growth.

Anyway, enough eloquent prose from me I think for tonight. If you're still wondering the guy is Flibz and it's one of his new text speech thingy pictures and I made him say my name, in a kind of Woodstock from Peanuts way - Spelling out the letters with 1's and padding out the spaces with 0's.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

Damn!

I looked for a woo yay embedded in the 1's but couldn't (and still can't) see any letters. Nice one.

/edit. No no! I see it now! That was good. I love puzzles (though I'm not great at getting the answers as you can see). Thanks!

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:57, archived)

the very different sizes of the 1's and the 0's make anything put in there very hard to see visually

you really had to conceptualise the pattern of 1's and 0's for it to have become evident.
It was interesting what other things came up from other attempts at deciphering it.

Graphologists and the ilk make careers out of analysing not the letters and numbers themeselves but how they are written and arranged and what subconscious things going on influenced them, so in a complimentary way as a rorschach ink blot - the way you express something can tell a lot about you, as can the way you try to make sense of something.

(sorry I know i'm rambling)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:07, archived)

Hmm. It might be better

if you used a mono font, where all the letters have equal space. Or, maybe just reverse the pattern -- use the 0's as characters, since they're more dominant, and the 1's as filler.

Or perhaps that would ruin your fun.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:12, archived)

it was all a random evolution

I was just experimenting to see if Flibz's thing would accept return carriages without them coming up as a {br} line break thing as many other dynamic images do.
The image is created on the fly off his server and you can put your own text into it. There are quite a few of these. (sorry if i'm telling you stuff you already know) Kerry has made some including one with me on it.
Anyway to test out the line break i just randomly hit the keypad to get soem chars and then hit return, it turned out I had a mostly binary string of 1's and 0's so I copied and pasted them and then thought i'd make some kind of pattern.
Fnord was just the first thing that sprung to mind and seemed doable, a little tricky perhaps width wise, but then the naural instincts of 1 meaning something and 0 meaning nothing took over and I used 1's to mean a bit of the letter without thinking about the readability of it.
The finished thing ready and previewed I just needed a subject for it, so a bit of 'pop music' sufficed as I figured most people would be familiar with a reference to it.
I didn't really expect the binary to send off hidden message signals in ppl's minds, but could see why it did.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:21, archived)

how profound

and so very true

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:59, archived)

there is no spork

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

Hmmm ...

I'm still not getting it. I parsed it into the standard 4-bit nibbles, but converting that to hexi just gave me gibberish.

Howzabout a (little) hint?

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

You're thinking in too much detail

I just used simple elements to build a complex pattern

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:57, archived)

Let's just say

my mind is too highly trained for this sort of thing.

(Be nice and pretend you believe that ...)

/edit: "denay" ?

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:01, archived)

i totally understand what you're saying there :)

and yes shoul dhave been denary, the odd typo creeps in now and again. Not 100% sure of the official term for denary and octary but i figured i'd continue the theme and ppl would know what I meant ;) (for once)
(edit: i'll leave that typo in as a further example ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:10, archived)

Actually, I wasn't picking

pedantically on a typo.

I didn't realise it was spelled wrong, and I don't know what base denary is.

And the "mind is too highly trained ..." is from Hitchhiker's. Please don't think for a moment that I'm serious there. ;-)

All right, it's b-time for the monkey. But tomorrow, I've got a puzzle for you.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:14, archived)

pedantics is not a bad thing

it's impossible to tell, as we've shown here, whether people make mistakes through a typing error or through not knowing.
Pointing out the facts means that they will learn if they didn't know, but if they already know they may take offence at the person thinking they didn't know.

Binary means in two's bi = 2 essentially and following on from that denary is in 10's like decimal, oct is 8 (like october the 10th month ;) but you know oct already from octagons and suchforth.

I am very much a Hitchhiker's fan so no problems in getting that quote.
Night night.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:32, archived)

I'm a Hitchcock fan

Glorious technicolor!

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:28, archived)

October, of course

IS the eighth month.

If you happen to be a Roman.

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Natt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:34, archived)

I know some Romans

they run what must be a fitness club down the road, doing showers and things

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:07, archived)

Not here it 'aint!

Hey fellow Kiwi boarders - watch for me on the news tonight! TV cameras were here!

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:25, archived)

Hullo

Any news from Canberra?

([email protected], Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

apparently

melbourne's outer suburbs are under threat of fire. good thing i live near the city, eh?

(Jackie Treehorn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

but bad flucking luck

I bought out in the Dandenongs. Oy ve.

(Yarbo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:16, archived)

Canberra holding

Pity our city didn't, big fire here at lunchtime (see below)

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

It looks like the worst has passed in Canberra.

The weather is going to get bad again at the weekend (hot and windy) but they've built huge containment lines between the current fire and the NW of the city. But there are many small towns across New South Wales and Victoria that are currently at great risk.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:43, archived)

Cool

It'll have to be the late news though; hope they don't cut it too much!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:40, archived)

this week

I will mostly be drawing with.... circles.

and on that note, I feel I should retire to my boudoir...

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)

this week

i are been mostly eating acorns

edit: nice circular SPONG there

(Jackie Treehorn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

I think the GE thing is very useful myself

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:00, archived)

Don't make me

start drawing on my monitor..
it's a bugger to get off and you can't send your pictures to anyone..

The slogan just pisses me off. Big corporations like GE are so bereft of imagination it's not even funny.

What's the opposite of fluffy, by the way?
perhaps I should shut up until I chill out some

edit: really I'm just resentful at having loads of extra work dumped on me this week which takes me away from the kittens in hats..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)

spiky?

velcro?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:06, archived)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)

Stuffy....

I think it might be ^&%$#@!@#$$)(*&& stuffy

([email protected], Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:08, archived)

CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lurvs 'em y'know. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh,now I'm happy

([email protected], Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)

Would have posted sooner

But I had to eat dinner!
(props to Ronin for showing what this baby can really do!)

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)

thats rather fooking good

i liketh

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

You can also do this

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

aaaaah!

the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar! the fGEar!

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

Ha hah!

that's excelle.....THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

oooh

mindpiss

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

NOOOOO

god help us.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

teehee

looks like he's getting tickled.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

Now that I look at it

it's almost like he's trying to get away from it. Poor fella.

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

bloody hell

thats a bit handy mate
good work soldier

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

That's ace

Goodnight

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Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

night all

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:42, archived)

see ya

If I had any image editing progs open I'd replace your final image with a picture of Kylie :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:50, archived)

That's pretty cool

but GE are still cunts.
And a flash thingy that 'simulates' drawing with a pen is still utterly, utterly pointless.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:52, archived)

ARTY!

Top shelf as always

([email protected], Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:06, archived)

I really

hope that gets front-paged...

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bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)

awwwh cute

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

if i ever slept

that would give me terrible nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

i'm scaring myself

gotta stop this - take the matchsticks from my eyes

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

at first it looks like the heads not connected and is goign to fall off

then you think she's stuck chewing gum on to hold the dead baby's head up and onto hers.
Then you realise it's actually the parastie Krang or whatever from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrtles cartoon living on the side of the kid's head.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

teeeeeeenage mutant ninja turrrrrrtles!

teeeeeeenage mutant ninja turrrrrrtles!
teeeeeeenage mutant ninja turrrrrrtles!
heroes in a half shell
TURTLE POWER!

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:40, archived)

i bought 2 tmnt vids a while back

they rock :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

they're the world's most awesome fighting team

(they're really hip)
They're the heroes in the half shell and they're green
(check me out)
croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
(I'm different)
If your wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000."

(spot the sly mixing on the theme tunes there)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:45, archived)

Mouth opened

laugh came out! All out loud, and everything. That's very nice!

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

The way that moves

is disturbing and very strange.

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Natt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)

2 parsecs too early

Admirall Piett's punishment for coming out of hyperspace too early was more than he could bare

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)

arsepics this late

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)

???

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

2 parsecs

2 arsepics
the one below and yours which has large arse associations.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

good god

how slow am i? hahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

when the penny dropped

People thought it was 1 am again ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

You're far too clever

for our own good

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)

Did you see the m3tatweening,

that's what goes on in my brain, endless random connections ending up in many unexpected places.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

I've not seen the m3tathingy yet!

But I'd like too! Where is it hiding itself?

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)

there's a link in my profile

but if you don't feel like braving that at this time of night just click the link here www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3tatweening.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

Does

anyone remember www.starwarsfarts.com I was devastated when they failed to renew their domain....

(Yarbo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:21, archived)

It was the best day of his little green life.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)

teehee

i love the muppets.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)

hahah

whats green and smells of pork?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)

Jamaica?

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)

He choked

on a sock.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

his mam

washed it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)

hahah

thats better than the real answer

kermits finger

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

shame on you.

thats awful....

tee hee

(KurutteiruRisu, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)

Jakarta?
(My paraplegic wife's gone to Indonesia?)

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Natt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

Kermits wedding tackle:)

What's pink and hard?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

Wooo!

that's pretty fucking funny.
Yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)

Rip offfffffffff!!!

I was the exact picture ages ago with the text saying 'Ooooooo tight'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:56, archived)

I think the term is "mind piss".

"Rip off" suggests I did it on purpose, and well, that would be rather rude.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:03, archived)

would cranial urination be just peachy with you?

Well I suppose I've heard of a meat puppet:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

Mental micturiation?

(You bet I had to look that up ...)

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:23, archived)

I waited

but he never waved :(

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:36, archived)

finally done

clickus

cheers to all who offered html cleverness, lissa explained well, and stup0t fixed it :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:12, archived)

after [body] and before [img...] put
[center] and after [img...] put [/center]

(again change square brackets to pointy ones)

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:16, archived)

eep,

there is no body, i'll go and try again

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:17, archived)

the source shows this to me

[body bgcolor="#0000AB"]
[img src="http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/bsodmk2.gif" align="center"]

you want

[body bgcolor="#0000AB"][center]
[img src="http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/bsodmk2.gif"]
[/center]

I think.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)

cheers :-)

thats got the bugger, i owe you a pint

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)

woo!

and yay!

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)

how silly

but now, i really must be off.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)

i used to have a link

on my web page that said "don't click here"

if you were using windows 95, or possibly 98, it caused a blue screen of death.

looks about a bit
ooh, i still have it!
if you're on windows, don't click here!

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)

how cruel

i rather like don't click me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)

fucksocks

I clicked it, didn't I?

Yes, I did.

Argh!

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:27, archived)

that

is just cheeky.
Double annoyance.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

lol

i dread to think how many victims that sites had, its sat in my sig in most forums for a year or two

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

on the subject of annoying websites

i showed that colourblindness test thingie to a friend at uni today

he was actually struggling to get most of the numbers right, and pretty much gave before the, er, good bit.

(now he's a bit worried)

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)

I must be mean

I find that hilarious! And I'm gonna click it again!

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:57, archived)

That's pretty neat.

Do you know how it works?

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:27, archived)

if you view the source

it explains how to make it happen.. i can't quite remember exactly *why* it works, just some silly error that microsoft left in.

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)

actually

a new one
~ for Valentines Day ~
Don't click

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)

I didn't click on it. I tabbed on and pressed enter...

...Anyway I thought that 95-98 being DOS systems had GPFs not Blue screeen of deaths:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)

hehe

doens't work for xp

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RarelyEvil, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:51, archived)

hey you brits!

what is a "drawing room"?

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Koogas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

short for

"withdrawing room"

when we sat after dinner

edit:

check out my elvis flash thingy
www.headwindow.com/elvis

(i posted it before, but stuff it)

(phantomboner, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

how

quaint

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Koogas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)

and

i'm not even british

(phantomboner, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)

aaaaaaah

trippy!
That Super Jesus is scary.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)

not sure

think it's a room for putting on your draws.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

where colonel mustard

twats you over the head with a candlestick.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:18, archived)

hey now

no need for un-fluffy-ness.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)

it was a

cluedo reference.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:20, archived)

i know, i know

but i have to make sure that fluffiness levels are sustained,
even late at night

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)

how about

'where colonel puppy licks your face with his big wet soppy tongue'?

now _that_ would be a good cluedo crime!

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)

arf

how rare.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:30, archived)

oh thanks

for giving away the ending.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)

That

was very funy. Carry on.

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Natt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:15, archived)

once again, the time has come

to walk the wooden staircase up to Bedfordshire.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

g'night, and what a lovely animation that is! :)

(steeev, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)

Me too

night all

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:06, archived)

Downloading pics NOW!

Just about to go for lunch when a fire engine races past. Grab camera and run for a look...much smoke on horizon. Jump in ute and shoot down - big fire in process. Coz all the firemen know me I wander in and start taking photos.... next thing there's a officer yelling at me to grab a hose and take a flank... and it's all on!

/edit: uploading them now to www.marshallsoftware.co.nz/b3ta/fire

Here's me in the bottom right in my borrowed gear
now I'm back at work... soaked and stinking of smoke

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

I thought

they were striking again?

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

wrong country, mate

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

Oh yeah, forgot that

I'm an idiot. Ignore me.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

Sorry

I didn't mean it to sound so snippy. 'pologies.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

None needed

Didn't sound snippy to me

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:02, archived)

*ignores wayward* ;)

nite people.
love you all
kissies
xxx

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:12, archived)

not in ingerland

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

not in england?

really?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

good lord

I shall stay up a little longer just to see this.
Edit:Fucksocks apenips, what a lot of smoke

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

Is the whole of NZ on fire?

edit: You've not burnt to death I hope K3rry

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)

woo

when i was driving home yesterday, i went past a fire station, and they were all on strike. but just as i was passing, a green goddess (and police escort) trundled past in the opposite direction.

it all seemed somewhat ironic, for some reason

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)

I've never seen

a green goddess.

I feel I'm missing out.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)

it was the first time

i'd seen one too. it was kinda exciting, in a way.

(the same kinda exciting you get when the car rolls over to its 30,000th mile)

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:01, archived)

I've only seen them roll over to

110,000 miles. Usually followed by the loss of the head gasket.

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:02, archived)

hehe

my last car rolled over to 00000 now THAT was exciting! it was new again, and immediately cleaned, greased and oiled itself. fantastic.

some of this post was ficticious

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

arf arf

groov-ay.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:12, archived)

Wow!

Pretty interesting stuff.

And 10 quid to the first b3tan who can find where k3rry hid nohands in each of those pics ...

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

Nohands would have been

toast!

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

mmm

toast.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)

spotted!

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)

crap.
(hauls out wallet, counts pennies)

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:24, archived)

you can just scan a tenner and email it to me

or something.

(wait a minute, wasn't that in this morning's spazz?)

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)

crikey!

I feel a little sad now.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)

well done on pitching in

i hope it doesn't burn houses like here on saturday. trust me, that's something you never want to experience. so good luck!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:40, archived)

I know I never want to see it!

Been in a few "hot" ones but nothing like that.

Only lost one house here....

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:46, archived)

that's still very sad

for the 1 family :'-(

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:48, archived)

No family

Just a house removal company stockpiling houses in it's yard so that is good news! I always feel for familys that loose things

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

pussynaut

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

could i have some html help pleeeasse?

i'm wanting to make a page in a nice blue colour and insert an image into the middle.

what do i put?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

for any html help

www.google.com
will yield great results :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

ouch, it just a matter

that i can't be arsed to think or find dreamweaver :p

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

i wasn't being mean! honestly

it's just that you'll get a lot more coherent sense from google than the muppets on here ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

lol

but the muppets on here explain it soo much better :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

Without

wanting to put too fine a point on it, if you can't be arsed to think, why would anyone else?

In general, people are more likely to help if you show that you've already put in some work yourself.

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Ratsta, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)

some work?

if you wanna see some fucking work, have a look at my few hundred pictures and the fucking link i just posted up there

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:13, archived)

well,

thats gonna endear you to the masses ...

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spiny - things are looking up, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)

try

lissaexplains.com/

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gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

how ironic

that i got a load of red crosses
until i pressed refresh

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

belmey belmer belms belmingly

Mwer!

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)

substitute square brackets for pointy brackets...

[html]
[head][title]i can't fucking hummus[/title][/head]
[body bgcolor="#000066"]
[table width=100% height=100% border=0]
[tr][td]
[img src="http://www.fucksocks.com/woo/yay/houpla.jpg" width=200 height=100 alt="cuntymints"]
[/td][/tr]
[/table]
[/body]
[/html]

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)

for the middle, you might want

[td align=center] instead of just [td]

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)

or rather

[td align=center valign=middle]

(just to be safe)

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:04, archived)

Or just go to bed and forget about it

....

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:06, archived)

Heheheheh

I pray that no one did this already:

It's not just my imagination, is it? She really does look womble-some?

And of course every good film needs a sequel:

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

Spot the deliberate typo,

natch

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

Hehe

Like 'em both

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

neato web widget

Perhaps you've already seen GE's Imagination at Work magic marker thingy. A few B3tans have already posted their simple artworks, like the one I just made:

click to embiggen

There is potential for great works, such as:

click to embiggen

okay, maybe not REEEALLY...

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ronin9026, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)

My effort:

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)

look ma, no graphics tablet!

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teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

look what I did

...and I just can't be arsed to click it. god I'm getting technophobic and lazy.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

OK, my opinion:

that's fucking stupid!
GE are a bunch of fucking cunts!
what a waste of time!
"imagination at work" my hairy arse!
draw with REAL pens you stupid fuckwits!

ahhhh that feels better

edit: I guess that wasn't very fluffy of me.. heoi anō..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:12, archived)

Ezekiel and Micah

were best of friends.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)

Oh god.

So good.

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)

I want a huge printed version of that

over my fireplace...but I don't have a fireplace.

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)

couldn't decide

if the burning house was owned by the guy or was the fault of the guy or both.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)

both

looks like he started it on purpose, but has just started to regret it.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)

Looks a bit like the paranoid bit

of a bad speed trip. He was probably ccooking with gas...

(9000, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)

Or cooking up speed

on his stovetop.
Silly cunt.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

seems reasonable

well, that was my paint mashery.
I'm quite proud, considering i used a wobbly mouse.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)

very nice

if a little unnerving.

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

Nothing better than

a paintmash!
woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

wildliff:

take a random place name, and create the animal that it refers to. this is a sheppey:

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)

pets name

take your pets name as a christian name, and your street name as the surname = pornstar name
works most of the time

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)

street name?

how do you mean sir?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)

the street

you live on
ie dogs name murphy, street name chestnut rd
= murphy chestnut

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)

so mine is

Megan Bryn-Coed.

Hmm.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)

Duw boyo

Are you Welsh then like?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

I just live here

cos it's cheaper.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

I would truly rather not be known as

Fuzzy Valley.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)

"chestnut" doesn't sound very street to me

u wanna get wid da yoof, listen to the vibes they is spreadin

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)

my mate used to live on chestnut ave.

some people know that.

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slight yoinks!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)

Tipsy Brunswick

I've also heard a version where you take your childhood pet's name and your mum's maiden name. That would give me Tigger Griffiths which I think is much better.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

Puddles Jennings

doesn't really have that ring to it :o)

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stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

That one gives me...

...Sooty McKay

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

Murphy Lismore

is that good? I can't tell.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

Like

Mittens Third Avenue, or Pickles Wolcott, or Priscilla Pierce.

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Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)

pissing myself

that doesnt work lmao

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)

Smudge Hopyard?

I like it - move over Ron Jeffrey

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)

hahhah

thats a fucking blinder hahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)

Pickles Wolcott, or Priscilla Pierce

they work hahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)

Multiple Pigeons.

... alas and alack.
To the Fish of Space, my greetings.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)

greetings!

how goes it? and will you be along to the glasb3tan on the first of feb?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)

No can do...

... I suspect.... I shall endeavour to make it, however.. unlikely :-(

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)

you are a very

strange boy mr spacefish...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)

and a sleepy one

goodnight all!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)

night

freshfish!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

its that ttime

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)

night night

cabby.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)

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