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Once again, 1960s science fiction predicts the future.

An American company called "Evolution Robotics" has designed a prototype security robot which looks for all the world like a Dalek.

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

Arses

I'm still getting one of these:

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

just in case you're bored...

refresh for viewing boredom...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

What form of cam software are you using there

slightly unkempt man?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

jesus christ you look rough!

are you well?

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popt_art, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)

Put it

away

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)

Rarara

(Faceman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

haha!

gay sauce!?

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

Trolley Balance

talented girl
I've been at work for 13 hour thats why

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whizzbang, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

heheh

funneh

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

oohhh repost!!!!

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timothy claypole, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)

Home Made Dalek Attacks

more at members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/icanthearyou/

(lalaicanthearyou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

my bruvver bought me a 12" dalek for xmas

and it's radio controlled and everything.

Nothing amazing about that but it was waaaay more fun than the jumper my significant other bought me....heh

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Geronimo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

evening all

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

Demon cats are everywhere

/repost

Woo and yay.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)

Indeed they are

/also repost
/also WOO YAY!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

But some

are cuter than others...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

That

is certainly true

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

He just wanted to be like all the other dogs

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

It's really funny...

but kind of sad at the same time...

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)

it's the sheer sense of pathos

in the look on her face. she's just resigned to the fact that it's going to happen.

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bananaman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

I can just imagine him thinking

"Love me! Looooooveeee meeeeee....."

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

whilst she looks

sick of the world, and appalled at his behaviour. there is also a fine contrast between her posed, inactive, considered, tranquil position, and it's active, childish, rapid, frantic moving.

this is a very good animation. for once in a while, i'm explaining why i like something. yay!

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bananaman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

much like

your explanations on paintmash which add to the quality of the lovely pictures. reminds me, not checked it in a while.

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zerolicious, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

hump

tastic

edit: 75k gif!?!

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)

What did you think it would be

Quicktime? ;-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

i just think

its a bit big for quite a limited palette

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

Ah, bit it's not limited is it?

There's enough various reds and browns and greyblues to almost appear truecolour - it's probably using all 256 entries.

That and the image size and complexity, of course.

Blatant Repost of a nicely optimised GIF.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

eh?

too big?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

impressively

small filesize, I thought!

And woo by the way

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

Good pic

Like that

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

I've got

a robot dog

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

After his career in horror hit a slump

Freddy moved to another film genre.

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)

i thought those were feathers at first

*innocence*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

Actually,

I did too.

(Mr Chuckles, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

aren't they?

damn

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

I didn't

and I'm ashamed...

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

are you sure it's safe

posting right underneath him like that?
It does make for an amusing sight :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

probably not

he can bring people out in hives from miles!

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

behive yourself!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

I actually dreamt about eating curry and rice the other night

what does it mean?

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

*waves hands, goes all wobbly*

join us! jooooooin usssssss...

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

Mwahahahahaha

*giggles* you're evil! ;o)

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

It means

you are returning from the wilderness into the welcoming fold of normal curry enjoying society. :)

Did you wake up and you pillau had disappeared? :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)

have a

b'dum, tish!

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)

I'm not too keen on entering

the folds of society..... sounds unpleasant. You're just trying to indoctrinate me!

/and Ha ha, btw! ;o)

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)

*refuses, point blank to come up with a joke about folds*

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)

Tip-toe, through the dewlaps

through the dewlaps, that's where I'll be, just tip-toe through the dewlaps with me *la la la*

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

You knew they

were Max-Factor lipsticks didn't you?

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

What can I say?

I saw your earlier post (hence my loss of innocence.... for which I hold you entirely responsible ;o))

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

haa ha...

everyone point at allergic to curry
*points*
=o)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

Nice

/sarcastic

*cringe*

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

he he

sorry ;oP

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)

No, you're not

I can tell

/*prim and proper*

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:55, archived)

i am!

honest :)
*siting up straight and tidy*

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

Slut

/joining in! (and why not?)

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)

yay

:)
/i think we're getting lost in the spazz
see you up there ^^^

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)

race you

slut!

/*snigger*

(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

so am i

but are you?

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zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

WOO YAY

I am the 59001th person to sign up to the B3TA mailing list

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

Congradulations

Last night I reached my 50th post.

Edit: And I know I can't spell. So just shut it.

Edit again: Or maybe I can spell and I'm just paranoid and I think everything's wrong.

(Mr Chuckles, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)

you're

right

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

we are

all out to get you
bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)

little does he know

we are just outside waiting for the right moment to attack

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

YAY

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rob, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)

if i donate

do i get a furtive emote or any other avatary kinda thing??

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:31, archived)

click on

somebody's icon to find out! Mine for instance!

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

yes

you get the new skull

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

the smiley face

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

Fortunately, a critical typo was

spotted early in production

(Dr Wadd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

i see........

to obvious to point out, i likey

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

he he

for those with less brain cells than a packet of walkers crisps,
I see GSDF people (it's in code)

I know, i'm cruel to the brainless.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

Evenin all

Anyone point me in the right direction for an archive of old fifties and sixties photos - knitting patterns, catalogue models, kinda stuff. Google's not being friendly

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Geronimo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

try ..

www.eastman.org/
www.wkac.ac.uk/poster/imagebank/
www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

try 50's instead of the word fifties etc

home.maine.rr.com/lila1/

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

Possibly too old

but here's one I kept from a previous spazz:

www.uic.edu/depts/wsweb/images/

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)

Oooo, ta

all seem helpful. unlike google. "photo" not included in search, d'ohhh

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Geronimo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

It does make sense

if you're using the image search function, it kinda assumes that the majority of the pictures it shows you will be photos!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

the *mutt's* for any movie made before 1960

www.mptv.net

You want the Image Vault, you do.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

HAL just evolved

(2lig, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!

uh oh spaghettio's

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)

he he he, police cops!

i just seen treehouse of horror 13
with the island of dr hibbard, and all the manimals :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)

oooooo

top pic

can i repost?

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

Mindpiss Repost

click

(Dr Wadd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

nice ..

Dave?
Is that Dave?
Dave live here?

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

That is splendid

(Dr Wadd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

nicely done

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

the adventures of bushy and tony part 2

Featuring Anne Widdecombe

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)

Eeekk

The bowl-headed one returneth

(Rockbudgie, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)

....

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)

Evenin all

I turned a kitten into Steve Buscemi.
Was that a bad thing?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)

yes

very

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)

Oh yes,

You should have turned Steve Buscemi into a kitten, that would have been ok.

(Dr Wadd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)

How about this?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)

it might work

I reckin no hands could be a whole new power supply

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)

ahhhh science at

work :)
at home.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)

lol

prob my best post so far think its only me 5th

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)

Ahh

The old cat / toast thing

..
Cats always land feet first and toast always lands butter side down
so- tape toast to cat - result perpetual motion.

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)

You seen

the cat/toast floating train theory thing? Quite amusing.... Can I find it now for a linky? Can I bollocks....

edit: I'm just setting up a CafePress shop to sell stuff online for my band. Is it a load or arse? or is it actually a good idea? CafePress I mean, not my band.... :)

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4838 Let the man go through, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)

lol

many no hands strapped together =
new source of energy for the world.

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)

many no hands make light work?

new theory, might just work....

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)

dunno

but i reckon it can't be too bad, trust the wisdon of the crab bloke he uses it

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)

I've set one up today

apparantly they're pretty efficient, but it takes ages for any money to come through.

Blatant Pluggery coo

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

the many uses

of an annoying kitten.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)

yeah sorry

original idea was ages ago b4 i
knew how much b3tans use no hands

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)

it's bound to work, what with the...

toast butter side up and him not being able to get his feet down
it's bound to :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)

After a hard week in the jungle

Geoff liked to cut loose at weekends

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zerolicious, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

wicked

cat on a jetski, WYH

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)

Fur all mankind

(Rockbudgie, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)

hehe

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)

dammit

i knew those darstedly polar bears were going to beat us to it

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)

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K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

that is

mad! - you should seek medical help :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)

togga

(mORBis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)

yay

that's great!

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)

wow

the flappy ears do it!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)

just having a quick brush up

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)

nyaha

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)

backcombing

beaver?

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)

Isn't he lovely?

woo to you

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)

yay!

that's ace!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

Discorobocat

thanks to bingowings for the original pic

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)

spunk tastic

damnit, got sperm on the brain now.
Rob, you bastard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)

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