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# i will leave you all with this glasscock (because i cant fucking hummus, can i?)
from the magnificent the poke

good night you bastards
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)
# I know, I know,
I'm only supposed to post pics... But I really wanna know if you guys think this is real or not...

www.dustindiamond.com/
(Deathmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# i don't know
i don't care

but its open in the background for the music
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# It's
not
(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# you dont have to post pics
i pride myself on not posting pics. long live text, and its gloriousness of wordishness.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# i quote
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ME IN HIT TV SHOWS SUCHS AS "SAVED BY THE BELl"

all those years in school wasted.
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# her name is rio and she
dives into a shark

la la la la...
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# is that
real???? I didn't see a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# there's a helicopter pad
on the yacht :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# punnage in the hole!


big
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# tee-diddly-hee
he's 'twitching'! Woo!
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# arf !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)
# That's not real
he didn't get shat on...

WYH for the pun
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# lol, thankyou
mind if i photoshop you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# well that's
a beard you could lose a badger in!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I had a similar idea myself!
Go ahead, I've been done twice already and it hasn't hurt me any.

Sadly the beard has now been cut back, but the good news is homes were found for all the dispossessed wildlife.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] iconic compo fun



no pantyliners, y'hear?
(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# pantyliners
.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# good evening
and night night. Hope this isn't glass cock. It's lots of fun...
make yourself in Lego
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# ahem
thats all im saying
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I arrive
and you disappear. Hmmm. Night girlie!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# not quite gone yet
time for a nightie night snuggle first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Ooh,
*snuggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# I enjoyed that.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# that'll be
a fiver for watching ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Only if you buy an
Icon
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I will be buying an icon
right after I can afford to buy food and pay the rent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Room for 1 more?
I think this is a well-knwn-of site, but I hadn't found the actual link until very recently...

They just don't have my style of hair or beard though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# they don't have
my eyes either, or my hair for that matter. but it's still fun. They've got lots of amusing stuff :)

Always room for more in snuggles, but it'll cost ya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I give him free snuggles
but if you want to charge him you can sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# oh go on then ;)
snuggle amnesty, get 'em quick while they're free (and before I bugger off to bed, being all knackered and stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Snugglefest!
If you'd held out a little longer, maybe I woulda bought you a can of SPAM, so you'd have been that bit closer to an icon... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# "but
I don't like spam..." I really don't, am veggie

more snuggles! then it's bedtime. my little madam is having a growth spurt and is waking for feeds several times a night just now *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Oi
be nice to my frendz!

Don't worry JV, I'll have a bar of choccy on your behalf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I am being nice
I didn't know she was a veggie, I didn't!

Hm... how about Quorn SPAM? Do they make that? I'll nake sure you both get choccies, how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# well
there's always the option of coating yourself in chocolate then snuggling...

and on that note (C#) I'm off to bed. night night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Oh you tease!
...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# yay
hurrah for chocolate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Have good sleepies
cuddles to little'un
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Worf's attention could wander at the
most unfortunate moments.

Click pic for biggie
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# ooooooooo
reposty bandwagony goodness


yeah yeah, its spelt wrong i know
/non trekkie
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# You know I accidentally started that bandwagon.
I have apologised for it in the past, but what the hell........

www.drwadd.co.uk/worf_dry.jpg
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Up with the cock every morning!

evenin all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)
# haha!
thats class! woo!
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# cockaldoodleWOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# That beak could be a bit painful
.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# you would know because...
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Arf
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo and yay and a houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# cock a doodle
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# you
never give up !!

Top pic Pob !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Surely it should be
Cockadildodoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# you are right
sir - cockadildowooo it is
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# you
admitting to being outpunned !!??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I vibr-ate all my porn flakes
dil-do us a favour and get me another bowl. :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# you
am the King !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# keep it simple ted
that is the golden rule :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Cockadildodoo!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# One of the
better ways to be woken up.
On a farm.
I'm stopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# You do that then
/relief
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# HELP ME !!!!!!!!
HELP MEEEEEE HOWD YA PUT PICIS ON THIS BOARD HELP ME PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I tried but I can't kill the f-cker
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
# it's better likethat, than transparent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# No Hands
will live forever! Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Clockwork Bunny
was doing well until the government tried to take care of it.

I think he needs a whole gang of his bunny droogies
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# that is
Waaaaaaaay cool ;-)
(bunnymad, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] And
now the results of years of genetic research into the past reveals the now legendary Polarbearcat....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] siamese cat
(bunnymad, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
# pantyliners
.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] shrimpkitty
(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Thats
simply amazing.
WYH
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:10, archived)
# .
Thats
simply mad
wtf and woo
mommy where do cats come from?
they come from cacoons shaped like prawn or shrimp as the case may be.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] despite it's perfect dentistry, not to mention it's charm with the ladies...

...the straight-tooth tiger's downfall was lack of prey.
(christophaloph, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Well
Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
# bored
(Jewan doesn't use one of those silly lengthy usernames, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)
# keyboard update
i've tried removing the kboard from the system settings - when i reboot it detects a keyboard and installs drivers - is it just pretending it can see one?
beacuse there's no connection back from keyboard, no num lock light, not even dring bootng up.
it seems the port/motheboard is where the prob lies.
in summary no keyboard so all i have is a virtul one
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# christ on a bike
that's harsh. I would rather cut off my own testicles than use a virtual keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Have you considered
Speech Recognition?

It should only take a week or two to train it to spell fucksocks, cuntymints, furtive, and bwahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# It's really detecting the motherboard hardware
not an actual keyboard
This is a good sign.

It could be something simply REALLY crap like a stuck function key - like alt or shift, which is a) causing renaming problems
b) information overload to the system with a constantly repeating key.

I suggest you hoover your keyboard, and hammer the most-used alt/shift/ctrl keys a little to see if it frees up.

Did you try a different keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# not as bored as he was
repost
(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
# WICKY WICKY WAA!

(thanks to Agent Vulga for the inspiration)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# so my alcoholic flatmate
is sat at home, sending nasty text messages out to my friends using my phone, drinking my beer. i come home after working since 12 and he says lets go out. i say, not yet.
WELL FUCK OFF AND DIE says he.
piss off say I
why are you in such a cuntish mood he replies.
because your a twat i retort.

hence i am pissed off. someone make me laugh. make me laugh with a joke. a joke thats nasty. a joke that is so offensive you will have to change your log in name so people don't want to kill you over cyberspace.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Have
you punched him yet?

Maybe a game of Roshambo?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i am really really shit
at hitting people. and he could hit me back, and would then use it to piss me off even further. he has no qualms about trying to beat me up in my sleep.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)
# beating you up in your sleep is one thing
i haven't heard what he does to you in your sleep called 'beating up' before.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
# stop right there
now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
# WILD WILD WEST

What you are looking at Sir is a barometer of what is 'funny' and what is 'not funny'. I'll leave you in bewilderment until Chaotic_Illuminator finds a suitable B3ta Dictionary definition (for a tenner wager, no less)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)
# thats very funny
probably because its will smith, but he's white! ha ha ha, oh.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)
# here's something else...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# that's
class.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I love swearing
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:10, archived)
# nope
that's precisely why it's NOT funny.

(Chaotic? are you there?)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# what is REALLY funny
is that he's got Pete Townshend's skin. hahaha. god bless the clone brush. but this is all beside the point.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# move out
the end

/voice of experience
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Poor you..
..here s a penguin cheer you up:
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# that penguin
is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Time 4 tea
In the meantime

Let's face it Paul - You're a bloody jinx.....
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAH
if you weren't a cunt before, you are now.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Didn't bloody work
on Yoko though, did it?

... yet!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaaa
you've got to laugh, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)
# I got a cheap nodding dog from Poundland...

...but it was false economy.
(I helped save b3ta! sijones, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# looks like
its going to leave a stain
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i love poundland
and i love that!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)

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