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Pickled Pig

Yet another species that became extinct due to it's use in pickled bar food was the pickled pig.

Farmed for their feet, this species didn't last long.

(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Desmond Mangetoutu

Sorry, but I had to get it off my chest.

(Dazbert, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

made me chuckle

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

Thank you sir!

Excuse the quality, but good quality veg can be hard to find on Google. If I had more hummus I'd have taken my camera down to Sainsburys.

(Dazbert, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)

I've got to leave the house

and I never got the hummus together to finish this. If anyone can think of something to add, have a go!

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Artamnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

are they

being hypnotised by an all-pervading sense of
Bop?

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Grr,,,

Makes me think of that damn cheeky girls dance thing.

Excuse me while I throw up.

(Deathmonkey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

is it

some kind of human metronome?

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Error 666

Press any key to reboot Circles 1 to 9

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Herr Tezcat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

Infernal Error?

Groan!

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helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

eek

that's some nasty html hackery on your profile :)

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

I have

a nasty green on black thing with most of my webby things...

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helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

i love a bandwagon

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

Heheh.

Are all those fat trailer park hicks on Springer called Earl?

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helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

The Cockbadger

was doomed due to its aggressive nature towards man.

Yes, this is a repost.

(Mr Mandrake, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

I do like that

and I missed it before

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crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

(tomsk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

yes!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

nice

comedy timing

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

oops

i replied to a reply by accident

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

well

I replied to your replied reply on purpose

so there

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

i could

reply to your replied reply to my reply, but i can't be ars ..

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

Arf!

nice.

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Hehe

very good

(Mr Mandrake, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

Fantastic !

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

a comedy pratfall

that would have made buster keaton proud

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djol, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

Top wooage

squire

(cattleprod, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

Woo!

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wayward., Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

Bravo

Go Go No-toe slo (th)

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crab_bloke), Sat 25 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

woo

and indeed yay.

(mentalageofseven, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)

I'm so sorry

but I had to get this out......

It's Tina Wiener the Hyena cleaner......

/coat,hat and mittens

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

ok everyone,

put down your belongings and step away from the nutter.

nice pic ;)

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

...

tiddle iddle iddle tastic!

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

I know someone who is on mental-drugs

*points at Tedmus* :)

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curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Hnnnnnngggggg !

*belm*

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

afternoon sir

how goes, apart from obvious insanity? ;)

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zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

Lo Mr Z !

not bad ta ,I have a cold so it may be that.......having a nice lazy day!
But once you've done a sausage brushing a hyena where do you go then??

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

er...

there are many places to go i'm sure, most of them with nice soft padded walls.

can't stop unfortunately, making tunes instead of pics today. keep up the hummus!

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zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

I'm here

I'm just considering my next move.......

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)

end of the line?

there is no end of the line....

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zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)

the dildodo soon died from embarrasment

<- starts on a 'willy mammoth'

(StreetSpirit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

fucking

wooo

(guinea, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

Hehehe

top shoppage !

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

now that

is brilliant!

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robh, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

very

nice

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Oh Good God

that's phallustastic!

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Artamnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

That's

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

dadada de dah doh dildodo

dee, dildodo doooo
doobiedoobiedoobiedoobiedodo
dadobadobadoobieay-ooh

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spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

Beautifully done

woo, and indeed, yay

(Mr Mandrake, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

edit it

to make it a comp entry!!!

(2526, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

Edit it?..

does it need resizing?..

(StreetSpirit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

possibly, but I meant

there's a way you can edit it in order to put a letter 'c' in the file symbol by the name at the top of the drawing, otherwise it wouldn't go into the competition. I'm afraid I don't know how to do it but I don't think it's difficult, probably in the FAQ...

(2526, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

looks like...

someone already did :) (wasnt me)

(StreetSpirit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Most excellent...

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helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

That is

Hysterical!

I am gonna save this to mail to all my mates.

Nice one.

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

Whilst being highly successful in it's natural habitat...

the popup owl was later exterminated rather predictably by disease, man and rats.

(ed_case, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

Woo!!

and Yay!!

And I sense an imminent repost...

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

who

me?

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rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

hehehe

;)

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Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

scanners innit

can somebody suggest me a website that does scanners for cheap cheap good price?

(skagg, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Try

www.scannersforcheapcheapgoodprice.com

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helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

arf

arf

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

i should really read url's

before clicking them huh?

(skagg, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Google is an amazing thing

computers.cnet.com/hardware/0-1073.html
Edit: YOu can actually click this one.

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Artamnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

is there

a uk version of that? only it seems all the companies only ship within the US

(skagg, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

I registered a domain and got some web space

Thing is...

... now what?

I have no inspiration and don't know what to put there.

Suckfocks

(guinea, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Put this there

This is my standard reply. There is no reason.

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Artamnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

Who needs

a reason for such a cute ickle fella?

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bob dinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

Blogs are good.

Try Blogger or Blog to get started...
...then post inane crap like so! </spam>

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helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

While this is a none picture post...

...can anyone tell me if Blueyonder web space will host *.wml WAP files?

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beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

in answer to my own question

yes it will.

www.kaytronika.myby.co.uk/wap/index.wml

4 poly ringtones

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beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

yup

i can recommend this, great value

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djol, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

The wild jacko just couldn't care for its young

I 'pologize

(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Hah Hah

It is kind of tragic that he has reproduced, you know?
Did you try my Michael Jackson Nose quiz that's in the newsletter?
/shameless plug

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Artamnesia, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

hmm. i forgot that he did. damn

oh well. ace quiz though

(TheTruffleShuffle, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

Cool dance moves ...

... were not enough to save the Bunguin from extinction

(shama, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

lookatimgo

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Are you a man or a moose?

(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

arf! arf!

hehehe, very nice!

Woo yay houpla!

(Spin Doctor, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

Please mind the gap between the train and the platform

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crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

hehe

The people on the train looked like they where gonna dive off in sequence!

Lovely

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beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

oooh

topical!

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

Damn

mindpiss.

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

mind piss of the mind piss

has that been christened yet?

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

Mindpiss

to the power of 2.

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

Oh topical

Very quick off the mark.

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

mind

piss

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

double!!

mind piss!!!

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

triple

mind piss!!!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 5:18, archived)

NervousNannygoat

She never stood a chance. Froze to the spot.
What an easy target.

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

That's like those

mad goats (I think). They fall over when they're stressed out.

*goes off to find them*

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

yeah,

i remember them too. Very silly indeed.

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

Here you go

not extinct at all

How they've survived I've no idea..

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

yay!

I was just about to post that link to you!
But I'm crap.
Thank you.

(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

You have

to love them. The goats that is.

and not in the physical way either before there's any funny comments.

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Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

Hey,

I'm going to the shops, do you guys need anything?

(mr_tricolore, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

I'll

have a good slap please!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

Some king size rizlas

Pouch of rolling tobacco
large packet of crisps
and a big bottle of water please. :)

(Spin Doctor, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

Do they sell girlfriends ?

if so, get one for me please. Thanks.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

I'm get you

some girl all wrapped up and nice smelling then. we've got loads here in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

(mr_tricolore, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

Please do so

feel free to post her to me. Please ensure she is fresh and nice.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

ooooh

wotsits

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

girls and cars

(cheebatv, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

a small celebration

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beefandcheese, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

congratulations

you have now officially been indoctrinated into the church of B3TA and can merrily wave goodbye to all chances of a social life, career progression and sanity.

we salute you :)

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rosey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

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