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awww balloons!

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

heh!

looks like a very low density child

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:06, archived)

Is it just me

Or has b3ta's normal background been replaced with a repeating image of the "Sign out of MSN" button?

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:41, archived)

You using windows ME?

...?

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

it's just you...

everything's fine here...

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Henny, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

time to update

ye olde virus-scanner

I'm on XP

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

yeah, for my sins

so am I... with lots of "I'm paranoid" software running between me and the internet! :-)
you can't be too careful these days

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Henny, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:48, archived)

aye, not

when we're living in a world full of nonces. apparently.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:52, archived)

it's just you

everything's fine here

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

i think it's

just you.

for all those around earlier, my cider brian tribute got 186 hits from 166 visitors today. cheers everyone. the great man would be proud.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

i saw that

brought a tear to my eye.

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bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

i hope

it was a fitting tribute to a man who played a small but important role in my life.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:46, archived)

Just watched it

Reaally well done! Bit sad tho.

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

It is a thing of greatness

The music matches perfectly

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:52, archived)

that was

a pure fluke. i was going to use whiter shade of pale, but the internet was knackered here when i was making it yesterday, so i just looked for another suitable tune, and it matched it supoibly.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:54, archived)

that

was beautiful stouffer, and verily, i will drink to him.

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Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:57, archived)

you are

a good man.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:04, archived)

just watched it

lovely. i will crack open the last stella in the fridge in his honour

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Spoon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:07, archived)

you too

are a good man.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:09, archived)

and thorough

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Spoon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:16, archived)

scuse a little jack

anyone seen witchy about recently? i thought he might be interested in an article in the grauniad today about computer collectors

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Spoon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

Robo-Outback-Jack!

No features does he lack!
His arms are strong
his tooth is gone
Whole cities will he sack!
G'day!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:40, archived)

He should be holding this repost

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:45, archived)

like this?

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:53, archived)

Yazoo!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:04, archived)

feckin

woo und yay, he is a glory!

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Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:47, archived)

GABBA!

i don't know why i just shouted that, but never mind, here's a wooyay

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bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

Yes

What

(Gabba, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 2:06, archived)

they'd got away with a lot...

but the second rendition of 'kum ba yah' looked like it would be the final straw...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:39, archived)

that is

so good that i am in a state of semi arousal.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:41, archived)

I am liking that muchly

but I seem to be experiencing issues with trying to save pics of yours that I like... everything comes up as an untitled bitmap, even animations.

Ah well, gotta cludge it!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:42, archived)

I had that problem

You on XP? Try emptying your Temporary Internet Files folder

(Tools > Options, then the Delete Files button)

Happens when it's too full, according to Microsoft.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:45, archived)

happens

on win2000 too.

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Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

I used to get that problem

with a bit of playing about found it was an incorrectly installed plugin, so i deleted all my plugins, and it hasn't happened since.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:16, archived)

you haven't

just installed "zone alarm" have you? (or any such software?) There's a neat trick they pull which disables Adverts and also anything animated and lots of Jpgs... It took me ages to find out what had happened to my system...just a thought....
Woo! to the picture though... They all look like it's a normal thing to do and there's no danger...

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Henny, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:46, archived)

thank you...

i'm being a tad sneaky with the way i'm linking to my pics... putting them directly on my site was killing my bandwidth so i point them at eclectech, then eclectech redirects out to an msn group... if you copy the eclectech location into your address bar you should get the true current location and then you should be able to save ok... not totally bizarre... having the direct link to my site means if msn goes titsup i can just change the redirect to another location but the b3ta links still work... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:46, archived)

how are you redirecting images?

I'd like to move some pics to another directory is there a way to do it so i don't have to copy everything?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:48, archived)

it's a bizarre combination of a custom 404 set in a htaccess file...

which is actually a php file that reads through a text redirect file... so if the requested url matches it sends a redirect else it sends a 404...

set up so that i can move b3ta pics around into different folders (and different web servers) without having a major link maintenance issue...

if this doesn't make sense i can send you the stuff... email me her AT the domain you would expect :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:53, archived)

email on it's way

then :)
Thanks.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:56, archived)

That's probably it

MSN has sneaky code that stops it if you include it in the full URL... check the MSN FAQ (I dunno where it is) and see if you can pull it out?

Thanks for all the other suggestions, but they was all wrong. :-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:53, archived)

ah... it's a browser thing...

when i do a "save image as" in mozilla it works fine... when i do it in ie it barfs... but if you put the eclectech location in the ie address bar and let it redirect to msn you seem to be able to File... Save As... and get the pic...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:02, archived)

oh yes

great pic

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Coprolite, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

Woo!

(And if only all renditions of Kumbaya would end that way.)

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:48, archived)

Slut!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)

fantastic

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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--- ---, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:47, archived)

a special Shrove Tuesday things going squish on my scanner

squashed as flat as a...

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:37, archived)

That's cool!

Although I guess flat things don't squish as well as higher things. Love the series though, woo and yay!

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paw, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)

Woo!

I have to admit, I fully expected it not to animate at all, but a 2 frame animation's even better!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)

Thats not a proper pancake!

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:39, archived)

oOOOOoooooh

harken to the pancake expert ;oP

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:47, archived)

hehe

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

thinking about these,

me and a friend were mucking about with the scanners at school yesterday, teasing them with sellotape as they scanned down, then we mucked about with filters, and ended up with something quite pretty. like a reflection on rippling water.

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bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:40, archived)

It sounds like its time

to apply for a council grant.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

Maybe try filling it / rolling it?

I guess it's funnier this way...I giggled...

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:40, archived)

Wow!

It's as flat as a...
Oh, wait

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

Arrr Retro Soda

Could this can of Cream Soda get any more 1980s? It tastes just like zoids, ZX80s, and those big wristwatches you use to put on your wall...slurp!

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Pete Donaldson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

Sure

but does it play a little tune when you open it?
/80's nostalgia.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:51, archived)

Dude

How long have you had that for? I don't think it'd be wise to drink it...

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Whillow, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:00, archived)

Oarrgh

I bought it yesterday It was like goodnight sweetheart, I walk down a lonely leicester road, and I come out outside a little shop...lovely

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Pete Donaldson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)

Only Abe had taken his flu shots

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

Ace of

hats!

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

Wonderful idea

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

cant believe I only just thought about it

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:34, archived)

I've thought of a Golden Vagina a couple of times.

But then, I'm married to it. Any more would be obsessive.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:37, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Not the gourds!

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flibz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:59, archived)

Ahoy, here is a hilarious joke.

Q: what is this?

D

A: A blind emoticon.

Sorry.

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Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:32, archived)

a happy blind emoticon...

get on with your essay! ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:33, archived)

Nyargh! Ok!!!

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Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:35, archived)

Percy inherited many characteristics from both parents....

Yet he still gets on well with mice.

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verbal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:31, archived)

Woah

Incredibly well done.

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Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:39, archived)

How cute!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

Lemon Curry Experiment

DoDo, one of the Fools at www.T3S.org took part in an experiment by sister site The Big M. Here's the rather good write up, with damn funny actual pictures.

thebigm.t3s.org/in/research_lemoncurry.htm

(WebbyMan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:29, archived)

Reminds me of my old hamster

Once had a hamster, his name was Bastard actually, used to piss out of his cage, lil wanka.
Anyway one day i put him in my remote control car, and nailed it round the carpark, ive not really cried so hard ever, it was the way his head would fly back everytime it accelerated. Yes i'm on the bus to hell already who cares. I reckon he enjoyed it, well he never shit himself...for once.

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Moogen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)

Cruel

and i love it

(thediscokingpin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:30, archived)

me and

my mate once got his hamster stuck in the video. the hamster died. video was fucked too.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:30, archived)

He he

YOu "ERASED HIS ASS" ;)

Anyone name that film...

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Moogen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:33, archived)

3 men

and a baby? 3 men and a little lady? 3 colours blue?

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:35, archived)

Wrong

Total REcall....oh well i enjoyed my little game

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Moogen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:42, archived)

i'd call it jeffrey.

but then again, given half a chance, i'd name everything jeffrey.

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bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

Woo!

What fun

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

i know this is poo...

...but all my mates will laff cos my English Teacher Mrs. Baker acts like a baby.

Go on, touch me. I rock!!!!

(3mo Kid, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)

Peanuts

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Pete Donaldson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:27, archived)

arf!!

Woodstocktastic :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)

erm.....

....i dont get it

(3mo Kid, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:33, archived)

Snoopy!

That's how woodstock used to talk in the popular comic 'peanuts'. (I loved snoopy *sigh*)

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Pete Donaldson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)

What you should have

is actual peanuts, actually talking. D'you see what I did there?

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:37, archived)

I don't get it. Ha ha

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Pete Donaldson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)

'We're talking peanuts'...

Peanuts, which are talking...
Oh never mind

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

555

I was joking. Yar!

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Pete Donaldson, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:49, archived)

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:25, archived)

I can almost hear

a little player piano tinkling along
in the background ...

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:29, archived)

cant find the original i posted

but great minds and all that

clickness for hugeness

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:58, archived)

evenin' all

been away fer a bit visiting the parental unit.
Kallus Jr sends a wink of sorts as a re-greeting :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)

argh!

Ian Yeek's half-sister....

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)

scarey

winker

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:29, archived)

I once saw a video...

...of a one-eyed woman giving an 'eyejob'...

...I shall talk of it no more.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:34, archived)

Please tell me the name of that video

So that I can ensure that I NEVER EVER EVER EVER watch it!

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esganorp has no hummus, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)

yay!

he looks so happy! are you feeding him his daily dose of spores?

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Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:39, archived)

she's

constantly craving them - the main reason why so few slip through into the depths of the interweb these last 7 months...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:46, archived)

edit - she - of course!

good, but get going again. you are in canada are you not?

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Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:52, archived)

I'm in the UK :)

that's 2 - one more and you're out! ;P

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:00, archived)

Aaagh!

Go and see a priest immediately :)

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

mmmmmm

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wooo!

what a fantastic idea!!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)

THat is

satan's child.........i am well scared

WOO

(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)

One for the apostrophe brigade

Evening all - luckily I have some free space elsewhere while my host does bugger all about my sites which have been down for 2 weeks

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)

haha

ace

I love Scrubs.....but poo for me, missed the last 2 on Sky one. Grrrrrrr

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)

recently also a fan

....but feel it reminds me a little of that show with Fred Savage in it as a kid....inner monolouge/ learning lessons etc

(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:18, archived)

Probably

on purpose... like a comedy, or something? ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19, archived)

HA HA

your humor is so dessicated the moisture in my funny gland just ran out ;)

(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:27, archived)

I can remoisten it, if you'd like?

Whoops - this is your funny gland, right?

p.s. did you see you'd just passed 400 posts?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)

oh Matron!!!

cool 400 posts.

......forgot to look oops!

time for a celebration...........

(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:35, archived)

Interesting article in the Guardian about speed talking

in the US series. Drama and comedy - I'll see if I can find it.

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:20, archived)

here it is

media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,840322,00.html

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)

I read that

really quickly

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:25, archived)

So if I type really quickly

will people think I'm funny and smart too?

Ummm, no.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

I don't like that bit about it.

I love the comedy of the show, but those pointless morality scenes take away from it. Far too Ally McBeal. Which sucked.

I hate Jerry Bruckheimer.

Good afternoon, b3ta!

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)

i liked ally mcbeal when it was good,

when i was young, and innocent, and all seemed right with the world.

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bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)

i never

liked it. that is all.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)

I haven't seen old Alley McBeal.

Only the newer ones. Jon Bon Jovi..my god, what where they thinking? No wonder it got cancelled.

The only good thing about Alley McBeal?

I most definatly would.

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:31, archived)

you're a sick

sick puppy.

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bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:33, archived)

You

wouldn't?!

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

she has

handsome thighs

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Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:39, archived)

And the only

caucasian chest in the show that'd pass the "handful" test...

Edit: or even the thimbleful test!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:44, archived)

Yes, but they're on her arms

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:47, archived)

kazaa

they're all there.

Series 2 and The West Wing series 4.

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19, archived)

Aye I might do

But I have all of the Dead Zone and Witchblade coming down, plus new Buffy/Angel and Enterprise.

My 1 meg connection is really being worked !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)

Dead Zone sucks...

or is that John Doe?

No, they both suck.

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)

As my grannie used to say

don't say aye say yes !

jings, crivvens !

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:24, archived)

Nice trio Sky have on thursdays

buffy-Angel-scrubs

tis goodley

(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:30, archived)

Scrubs is "Dream On" without the tits

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)

cor

almost got a flash back.......please refresh my memory
what was the premis?

(Squishie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)

Sadly I can't. Web access all fucked up. Cheers BT

Google has loads but BT won't let me look at any pages.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:43, archived)

Dream On premise:

Unhappily divorced 50s-tv obsessed book editor gets fucked a lot, boobies actually get seen on screen, and swearing is actually heard - very big deal for US tv show, even on cable...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:46, archived)

Woo

for Scrubs

(thediscokingpin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)

Pun time!

(bomba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)

yoko

Bono?

(Dr Spam, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:08, archived)

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