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#


ever so slightly changed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# that is
superb!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# who you in love with then
tell us
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# can't
won't
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# come onnnn.
You're half way there.

Now we want pictures and adresses and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:42, archived)
# blood type too
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:42, archived)
# and any security code
for her house alarm.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# and if you would be so kind
any time they're likely to be away from the house for any long periods of time.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# I KNOW!
I KNOW!!!!!! ASK ME I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# no you don't
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# YES I DO!!!!!
I was on earlier, and I saw him come in and you two were talking and then I saw you chatting with Mother Inferior and then I was lurking and watching your posts and that's when I saw it.. I saw it!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:55, archived)
# go on spill
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:56, archived)
# I can't remember...
it was like 23 cups of coffee and 10 hours ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:01, archived)
# did you see the light brother?
AMEN!

we saw the light.

you don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:57, archived)
# can't remember user name...
but I did follow the link where you spilled the beans to M.I. Dammit!

I KNOW THIS! I SWEAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:00, archived)
# m3ss3nger
if you wouldn't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:01, archived)
# can't...
don't got it.

and I wouldn't spill I swear!

edit: I did see it though... unless I'm wee-todd-did.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:06, archived)
# www.flibz.com/2.5
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:06, archived)
# yeah...
that be the one.I think....

I'm very happy for you ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:08, archived)
# whatever
we'd appreciate it if you didn't let slip to anyone.

once we're ready to tell you. we will
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Um..
*asks*

What do we know so far?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
#
Is she really butch?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# she's the butch he's the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:49, archived)
# not at all
not one little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:50, archived)
# well
that narrows it down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)
# it might be a he though
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)
# no
i can confirm she's a she
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:55, archived)
# they're DEFINATELY
going to take away your gay license!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:55, archived)
# its all so
G.A.Y

just try and take it away from this kween
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:01, archived)
# I think I'll need money for this info
yes.. money will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:56, archived)
# lies
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Hooray!
It's God as a child!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# i saw bruce almighty
today, it was ok,
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# I saw Bruce Ok today
it was almighty
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Do you need your helmet?
that's like the third time I've seen that you saw that today...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:27, archived)
# he played keepsies against all the other omnipotent beings
ended up with all the ones no one wanted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:45, archived)
# so he played with himself as a kid?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# That explains a lot actually
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# yay!
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# heh
thought he was holding the Eye of Saruon for a minute there
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# that is woo on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:42, archived)
# Cosmic
Where's the hidden astronaut?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:45, archived)
# : hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# I
actually have a working Speccy +2 under my bed. I must drag it out some day and load up a few games and stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Look closely...

I swear this is what i thought I was looking at in the orginal pic
(tsuname, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I don't see a fucking thing!
what am I looking at?

edit: No, that am MUCHO woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# hehehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:37, archived)
# is it
nohands?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:37, archived)
# i'm srupsied i can still upload images let alone draw them
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:38, archived)
# sure
just rub it in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# surely
that'll sting?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# :)
depends where you rub it
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# I'm not :(

but I have this just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# it happens to all of us
being sober
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# sadly when that pic was taken
(at B3ta's 1st birthday might I add!)
I was stone cold sober. Don't worry, it didn't last long :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# good good
coming to the next one?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:44, archived)
# yep.
just completing a job for Dave Benson-Phillips and I'll be on my way... Hoorah!

/name drop
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:45, archived)
# are you tweaking his nipples
/popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# hahaha!
errrm, no. He wants techincal stuff.

and there is a fucking car alarm going off outside my bedroom window, which is why I'm online so fucking late

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# dragging lady d down as well?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
#
aye. She's in Brighton at the mo, probably going for a drink with her tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:49, archived)
# good good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:51, archived)
#
yarr :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:51, archived)
# oh dear
are those Domo zombies, or grave markers for dead Domos?
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Arf!
that's great.
Somehow I wouldn't be surprised if somebody somewhere does, in fact, have a Domokun headstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:33, archived)
# eep!
nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:35, archived)
# rar!
that's ace!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:37, archived)
# ( i dunno how to plug it in
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# it'll be fun finding out.
houpla!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:20, archived)
# hehehe
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# um, I'm going to regret asking this
but, what is it?
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# < a parrot
drill
part of my animal's and tools collection

www.welshtroll.co.uk/b3ta/crane_driver.jpg
www.welshtroll.co.uk/b3ta/hammerhead.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# ah, of course :)
now I see it
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Nohands tried to tell the boss he'd made the front page.


Quick and crap.... Just an idea. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# did he still get fired?
woo...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# I think No Hands is doing the firing...
someone shop that kitten a mug o coffee..
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Aww
so hard to get taken seriously when you're an oversized ginger kitten.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:26, archived)
# where's her
3rd finger disappeared too... hmmmm
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:27, archived)
# wash your salad thoroughly to remove all, erm...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# ahahahaha
took a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# good thing you saw it
before you started eating...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# would have been a nice treat
i don't do salad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# no, me neither.
but sliced cucumber and hummus... mmm.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
#
whowhat do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# food wise
i'm 90% carnivore.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
#
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# don't drink
don't smoke...

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# or laugh.
you do do herbal baths, though.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I
only have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:24, archived)
# cover the plughole with
your scrotum.
takes a while to fill up though.


(not your scrotum)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# you'd
be surprised...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)
# what is a
sa lad? I've never heard of them before.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# it's a
afrikaan boy?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:20, archived)
# you can make some nice salads
i an do a lovley greek slald with warmed homemade burger balls coated in breadcrumbs and baked.
Served with a nice yogurt and cucmenber dressing.


i'm not gay really. :0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# if you were gay
you'd have served it with quiche...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# heh
"Waitress!"
"yes sir?"
"I fancy a quickie!"
[SLAP]
"hmmm, or is it pronounced quiche..."

-Tim Vine
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# : hehehe
careful
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# wooo
that wasn't animating before but now it is
and now it is wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Oi!
Toss yer salad properly mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# oooh, salad!
*chomp*
ahhhhh!
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# hahahaha
that's excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Er, waiter?
Superb : )
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# That
is class.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:27, archived)
# you are all to be amazed
by this amazing amazingness!

www.ntv.co.jp/channel/asx/hkzkt10.asx
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:12, archived)
# was posted last night
dear

www.b3ta.com/board/1537764
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# that's
quite rare you know, cos i didnt even know :I
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# havent seen it myself
its woo
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# tis
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# yes
:)

admittedly i have no taste left as i am eating a pot noodle
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# i have no sense of smell
and grot noodles still taste awful *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# i am in love
with the subtle pottedness of a good healthy pot noodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Put in enough
MSG and chili powder and it doesn't matter!

Ramen uber alles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:20, archived)
# pot noodle
rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# wow!
that's really clever! cheers!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# That is by far the best thing I've ever seen in my life.


*100%fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# I posted it first!
Praise meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# oh
those crazy Japanese
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# My first post!
here... was an image... unwittingly posted by me.

I read the FAQ's and tried lycos/tripod... the FAQ's are confusing... will try again
(mooncalf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# apparently tripod don't allow remote linking...
...so we can't see that i'm afraid. the faq - www.b3ta.com/features/faq/ - has a list of hosts that do...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# haha
that's fucking hillarious says I
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Yeah


Tripod know fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# doh
you mite want to read the faq
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# doh
I did... and they suggested lycos... but unwittingly I used tripod which is part of lycos
(mooncalf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# why do they say 'hosted' when they mean
image not allowed, because its on tripod.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:14, archived)
# dern
they shouldn't suggest lycos in the FAQ's... (It's my own fault for not reading further I suppose)
(mooncalf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
#
Re: Dex
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# monoply any one
bigger
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# b3ta monopoly
would be such a good idea if we didnt get sued :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:08, archived)
# yeah.
wouldn't catch us breaking international copyright law...

er...excuse me, there's a few things i have to delete...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# would we?
if we weren't actually making money off of it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
it's so true
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# get on msn
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I'm trying
it says I don't exist...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# how very odd
just shows as a black square in IE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:12, archived)
# yaaaay
love it.


(plus you reminded me of the crayola shark)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# that animation rocks
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Only a small part of
the big picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Woo, Yay, etc.
Mornington Crescent too - Hoorah!
(Romana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# okeydokes
seeing as you have to bitch at me for having a go at something for a laugh and to se if it'd work on people who didn't know what was going on, have something a little simpler



notice the 60% clearness, the total lack of any attempt to hide the added image, and no use of any depth or scale

oh, and martian. you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# what...
is it, then?
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:57, archived)
# morning you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# twunt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:59, archived)
# chutney ferret
arse scalping badger felcher
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# CHUTNEY FERRET!
I'm dyin!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# i can kill you
for a small fee :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:07, archived)
# would ya?
cuz this pain in my ass* is killing me


*YOU are the pain in my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I still think
twunt's about the best I can manage :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Quim basket,
Bunny buggerer,
Llama licker,
Jackson Bollock.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Can you feel the love tonight?
teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# of course we can
you whore.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Oi!
That's not very fucking fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i was feeling the love
for $10...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# *tasty bursts into tears*
i just logged on a walked straight into this barrage of non-fluffyness :o(
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# i am being fluffy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# it's all a joke, honest :)
*hands tasty a tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# yeah
we're all really the same person.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# *thanks*
:o)
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Hehehehe
well I found this on my server earlier today..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# aaarrghh
you wouldn't believe the de-sponging surgery i needed after that!
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# It's okay
he's jealous.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# if only you knew
how right you are...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Awww
i didn't know.
:)
was just tryin to be pfluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# *hug*
cheers.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# *hug*
awww...hey! did you just grab my ass?!?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)
# what can i say?
i thought you kentucky ladies liked that...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:33, archived)
# I didn't protest!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# AM not!
am not

am not

am not.

and if you think I am it's because you want me to be.

*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Are too
Are too!

Are too!

okay, i want you to be, maybe a little.

*HONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Ooop!
WHAT?

what if I was?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Heheheh
How you doin?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:30, archived)
# swimming in guilt and confusion....
so, I'm a b3tan...

No no.. how YOU doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Guilt? Confustion?
But why?

I'm doing fine, could be doing a lot better.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# me too sista...
well.. erm... I dunno... is it hot in here?

Why could you be doing alot better?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# It's not too hot in here
but it could be if you wanted it to ;)

i could be better if i had a boyfriend or even a male friend whom i could abuse sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# and if I were there...
I would BEG for it to be me.

But alas... You are in Kentucky.. and I am in Calofirnia. Although I have family in Knoxville that I was meaning to visit...

edit: Not that I would do that mind you... I am kidding

edit of edit: Maybe I wasn't kidding!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Well
maybe you should take a visit soon.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:52, archived)
# whoa!
WHere in the world is Clinton, TN? THat's where me mum lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Erm
I'm going to guess Tennessee?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:00, archived)
# no.. IN Tennessee... I'm trying to find it...
I think it's west of Knoxville... about 60 miles.

May I mail you sometime?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Sure
sorry i didn't get this until it became spazz
my email is on my website
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:16, archived)
# i can
mmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# twunt
to the power of 2.
edit: not you, that was a "seconded" in mathematical notation.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# morning?
oh not for me.
I'm still in drunken evening land, thank you very much!

yay for talisker and all the other fine scotches!
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# < nope
think my eyes have packed in
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# no.
still don't see anything.

sorry if i sounded grumpy. i thought it was clear in my post with small letters that i was just annoyed for not getting it.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# I don't see it.
What?
(Romana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Morning KBIIL!
What's been happening as I have only just finished work?
(Smudger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Nope,
still nothing...erm...wait...is that?
Nah! Probably just another dumb monk...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# when you posted the zoom on the other pic
I thought it was goatse...

if you're gonna bait newspapers, you have to make something that's visible before it gets reduced to print, otherwise it'll just get written off as a printing error. it was very subtle work - but in this kinda situation, that's really not what works best...

/bedtime
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# yep
indeed, i realise that now, but i needed to test on people who look for subtle edits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# waw?ysefb's?
there's an apology waiting for you up there, by the way.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# yeah, i saw
i also don't accept it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# fair enough.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# if it makes you feel better
I did see that it was that area straight off - but as I say, until the zoom I had no clue what it was that was wrong, and then I got it wrong by a large margin!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# yep
needs work, and the ghosts needs to be near the centre i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# still looks like
a sailboat
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# FFS Berk
I think you're just yanking our pudding now.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# is that a face in their
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Okay TOTAL TW:::::::
We need a b3tan fiscal exchange rate.

Like 1 kitten for two penguins or summat...

any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# hummus
is already freely exchangeable... I don't have the address for the site though.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# a hundred silly chickens
to the fluffy?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:52, archived)
# WHOSE CHICKEN IS THAT???
It's gigantic and kind of neat.. and smiling....
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# hehe
It's my "1000 posts" chicken.


:)

Don't make any sudden movements, he's a bit skittish.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# indeed...
Are the wimmen impressed with the size of his cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# I prefer my cock
to not have teeth, but am impressed by the size of his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:57, archived)
# It's ok,
those teeth just nibble, not bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Well, in that case!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# well there you go then
PROBLEM.. SOL-VED
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# that would be pixel masher's
and it is a very nice cock.

edit: am i so tired that i forgot to finish my sentence?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Holy LORD!!
How'd that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# By the magic
of the interweb

100%FACT*





* +/-100%
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:57, archived)
# Ahhhh...i see now how it was done
Those just looked like regular posts from an untrained eye, but after careful examining, I saw they were not!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# SSshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you'll ruin it for the kids

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Thank you for the compliment.
It's also a very tiring cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Anything... Whatever you want, just make it go away - 1 fear
(Romana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# ha ha!
nice cock!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# congratulations
and
ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# are you the alleged b3tan...
who allegedly made it to my place of dwelling recently?
boston, ma
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# that would be me
loved it, too - I'm trying to figure out how to sneak into Harvard to I can go back :)
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# i thought it was you
sneak in!
would be nice to have local b3tans...
i work right on mass ave, about a stone's throw (with a good arm) from harvard square.

what brought you this way?
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# have a friend who goes to MIT
and my boyfriend and I wanted an excuse to go, so we just took off semi-spontaneously
and I am semi-local, compared to the other Amerib3tans :)
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# true enough
Amerib3tans seem to have several hundred miles between them, at the very least.

makes it very hard to have a proper bash.
*sigh*
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I've been trying to think of somewhere
that's convenient for everyone, but it just doesn't exist.
Someone suggested Philadelphia a while back, I think that's the best idea so far.
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# wow
that is quite possibly true, in a very depressing kind of way, if you know what i mean.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Yup.
This AmeriB3tan lives in Canada.

:(



To make it worse, I used to live in Manchester before I found B3ta, so I see all the bashes I *could* have gone to.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# yikes
I'd be bitter
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# we'll have to...
addend the term to "North Amerib3tans".
to be more inclusive.
although it still won't change the fact that we are all at least several hours of travel from each other.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:20, archived)
# EVS is in Philly
about a 45 minute drive from me, but that's as close as we get, I think.
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# i've heard rumor that
"sosumi" is a fellow bostonian and he and/or she (but i think he) claims there might be a couple more.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# hm, I wouldn't mind having an excuse to go back to Boston
if there are several of you there, that would be a perfect reason
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:23, archived)
# hmmm, even better
if you have a friend to mooch off of when in the area!
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:24, archived)
# are you volunteering?
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# edit: not intentionally
but you mentioned an MIT person you were visiting.

but hey, i may have a couch to spare.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:26, archived)
# oh, heh
of course :)
sorry 'bout that.
we just had a hotel when we were there, as said friend has a roomate and no couple-compatible guest accomidations.
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)
# oh i see
no proper mooching then.
well anyway, we may have the beginnings of the inklings of a hint of a plan.
we will talk more on this at a later time as i have to be up in increasingly few hours and intend to pass out in a second.

right....now.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:33, archived)
# heh,
Northamerib3tans sounds good. I'm in southwestern Ontario which is closer to most parts of the states, than, well, most parts of the states.


Still a long bloody way away for a bash though.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:31, archived)
# IT
WILL BE HAVE TO BE SUCH A DAMNED GOOD BASH THAT IT CAN ONLY BE WRITTEN ABOUT IN ALL CAPS, IT WAS THAT DAMN GOOD!
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:35, archived)
# YES
IT WILL LIVE IN B3TAN LEGEND.
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# ....
....excellent...


(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Oh very very good
There was a moment there

What the... HUH? eh?

woo to ya for your mammoth amunt of posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:52, archived)
# HOLY MOTHER OF...
oh, i see....woo then...

evenin all.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Money well spent
In Canada we have a Two Dollar coin with a polar bear on it... I like this version b3tt3r


First post... be kind
(Lucifersam_Is_my_name, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# hooray for Furtive Money
Someday... when b3ta takes over the world. That will be our standard coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# But would it
be worth the same amount each time you use it? Or would it be worth 2 dollars one day then go to look again and it's worth zero dollars?

am i making any sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Thats what the Candaian Dollar is like...
So I think things would be much the same...
(Lucifersam_Is_my_name, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# I think it should be...
If you front page it's worth two dollars.. but if you don't for more than 6 months, it's not worth shit and you have to declare bankruptcy and sell one of your kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Oh okay
well i have plenty of kittens to sell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# the exchange rate today is six kittens for a furtive...
So, if a Furtive is worth $2.. then that means that each kitten is worth 33 cents
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Whatever you say
It's not my time to think*.



that could be any time, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Isn't it late there?
In the land of Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I want it to be worth
whatever it is I'm trying to buy
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# "you can't use that again
it's a re-pay"
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# nice name nice pic
woo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:42, archived)
# 2 Furtive Dollars
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:42, archived)
# yay!
welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Yaaaaay
It's tooney-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Woo & Welcome.
Your user name has just inspired me to download
"Sympathy for the Devil" from ..erm.. the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# The mouse who roared.

Rarrr
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# RARRRR!
woo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# RARRR!
Grrr.
Prrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:52, archived)
# ThreadJack: Anybody know
Where I can find what the top 40 was on my day of birth? I have a friend whose birthday is soon and would like to present her with a cd of the records that she was born to.

Nice Mouse / Lion / Thing
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# oh dear
that info must be impossible to find

i mean what chance could you possibly have???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# ahem..
www.thisdayinmusic.com/cont/choose.html ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Thanks for that
It will help me get a foothold into this stuff.

Hows the weather in the UK? Here it is sunny, hot and the girls are looking fine.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# cold
dark
and hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:42, archived)
# "or
maybe that's just the wind"
- Sperm Whale
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# "oh no
not again"
- the bowl of begonias petunias.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Fnord:
Just wanted to say

"WOO"

to the Metatweening3.
Has it gone public yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:48, archived)
# yes, vaguely.
needs aving still :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# and a nice soundtrack.
Any headway with that?*


*not that I can offer such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:52, archived)
# Might be able to help you with that one....
Hang there a mo...........

Edit: No, I can't
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# try
www.top40recordonyourbirthday.com

actually don't try it

aeriously, though, if you give me the date, i have a book with some of that info in, though its for the US, not UK
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# ooohooooh
do December 27 1982

/waits expectantly
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:48, archived)
# xmas number one
probably the birdie song or something
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# hmmm
1982 - Save Your Love by Renee and Renato
A duet of unbelievable naffness performed by Renato Pagliari, a one-time waiter from Birmingham, and a club singer, Hilary Lefter. The song's celebrated video featured 16-stone Pagliari serenading an actress in a blonde wig. Renato, a Rome-born cabaret tenor, was discovered singing in a restaurant and met Hilary while doing summer season at the Winter Gardens in Margate. But she left to go solo between their single being recorded and making the chart, so actress Val Penny was drafted in to replace her on the TV and the video. Renato now lives in Sutton Coldfield (2001) and continues to tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:52, archived)
# never heard it :)
but it must be better than "Maneater"
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# oh dear
We Don't Talk Anymore by Cliff Richard.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# ew
"Maneater" by Hall and Oates was #1 according to the site you posted above
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# i'm talking UK
www.andibradley.com/whatya/xmasones.htm

it's possible the 26th or 27th may have been a sunday - hence a new chart. I was just estimating from the xmas number 1 angle.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# < i can
i had have a thing on my site UK only mind yea
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)
# what am i missing?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# look
and ye shall see
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# thye all look like
large penises?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# is that a face in their
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# hehe
not that i know of. look down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# It's like the fucking Warren Comission
and shit.

"Look... it's the magic fucking image that ISN'T THERE!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# I'm not seeing it KB
Am I stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:21, archived)
# yes
yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# no
it's just shit.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# not really
i'm possibly just too good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# it is
very subtle :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# go on.
Put us out of our misery.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# overly subtle
top half of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# I see.. something over on the left...
is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# yup
getting there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# I thought I saw a rabbit
and a ghost, and then a UPS truck, then a......

Hang on, I'm seeing thousands of things now.

TELL ME PLEASE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# nope
won't tell
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# i think it's shit.
shitty shitty shit shit.

not at all bitter i can't see it, oh no. could never do those magic eye things either.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# didums
may be shit, but i'm having eeeevil plans
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# No.. it's crap.
No offense KB.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# checking for the fear: nope
Checking for kittens: nope
Checking for prawns: nope

:c/
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# .
It's a schooner!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# HOORAY FOR MALLRATS!

/stinkpalm
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# You
dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!

/mallrats
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I...
can't think of anymore.*


*this is most likely due to Scoops deviant past
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# I'll help you out a lil
"A schooner is a sailboat stupid!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:54, archived)
# I had better put my helmet on then...

wither that or I'm knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Errrr,
There's nothing happening in the Blackmoon department either.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# woooOOOOooo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# DO you get it Kitty?
the picture that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# Well???
C'mon then!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# It's a ghost
in the upper left :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# oooookay then
:-|
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:33, archived)
# normally
I'd have downloaded and drawn on it.

But I'm on dialup tonight, since DSL is down
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Can someone who gets the joke...
PLEASE highlight what it is we're supposed to see and let me go to bed?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I wish I could...
But I don't get it...



MOVING ON WITH THE b3ta TOUR...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# dead centre


i think i oversubtled this one a bit, but i'm planning a little bit of newspaper annoyance
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# Is that
Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Now I see
Barny?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# Ok, but......
What the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# random monk
from google
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# Next time
I wont bother!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# post
the original pic :) (of the monk I mean)

/edit even with the explanation i STILL can't see it
*sob*
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I could only make out
the bottom bit, thought you'd made a ghost of a grave stone...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# looks like i was right first time then.
are you pissed or summat?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# no not at all
i was giving something a little go, just to see if it'd work, and i'll continue to.

if you head to the front desk, your ticket to the dayshift will be ready for you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:47, archived)
# jolly good.
keep it up.


/pats shoulder, heads off for bed.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Hooray GAY SHIFT
OOps, I meant day shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# ARGH!
The FEAR!
The FEAR!
The F..erm...uh..wait...no, I don't see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Me either...
Us dumb 'Mericans don't get yer High-brow humor...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I blayme
the edumacatunol sistem.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Of course
It's obviously an allegory for the underlying metaphor of the dichotomy of life and death, as it exists for... um...

I got nuthin'.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Here's what I can see


And I can't get that out my bloody head now.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# No, no, no
HERE it is:

(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# Hmm
Its my Birthday today and I'm not really feeling very fuffly at all.

I have no job and I never get a reply back to any of the applications I send. I really dont have anything to look forward too. Took half a a day for anyone to remember it was my birthday, or atleast wish me a happy one. They looked sort've upset when they had brought lunch for me and I turned it down because I'd just eaten a couple of crappy sandwiches. No doubt I'll get a phone call later today to say that my benefit is being cut and I wont be allowed back on it all ever. What a wonderful day I expect to have, even blowing stuff up doesnt seem to be helping.
(Sypher_5, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
# "still,
mustn't grumble eh?"
- Alexei Sayle
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I was looking for a job
and then I found a job...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:12, archived)
# and heaven knows,
I'm thirty quid down.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:14, archived)
# is it wrong to go and make a cheese and ham sandwich at quarter past 2 in the morning?
Shame you haven't had a good week so far but what is yet to happen is unknown, so you may as well not feel bad about it yet.
Go for a walk around the block and count how many butterflies you see
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:14, archived)
# if you are vegetarian
then yes.
Otherwise, go wild!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# no
ive just had a cheese roll, its 2:18am now...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# yes
I think i might, it would mean staying up for hours more though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# you weren't going to anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:22, archived)
# i was going to
milliways, but they're not serving breakfast yet
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# hehehe
you stay up too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Bastards!
have some cake anyway..



nice bunny.
Least it's not raining, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Hmm
I'm actually 23 today, you stalking me ?

*hides*
(Sypher_5, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Me?
stalking? no, no, not at all..

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:14, archived)
# i know exactly how you feel
with the exception that today isn't my birthday.

for what its worth, happy birthday, and if anyone pisses you off, you can legally "bring the pain" as it is your birthday, as you are exempt from normal laws (except Arizona).

And if all else fails, grab your shotgun and go postal, i might.....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:15, archived)
# dammit
reason #33 why I need to get the hell out of this state.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# you in Arizona?
where?

I lived in Flagstaff until recently
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Feenicks.
Deep in the heart of hell, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# yes
I'd have to agree with you there.

I've always hated Phoenix
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# justifiably so.
take the lousiest shithole of a city you've ever been to, and then put it in the oven and bake for 8 months at 120 degrees. That's phoenix.

problem is, this is where all the jobs be at.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:45, archived)
# yes
sadly true, which is why I had to leave

I would have loved to stay in Flagstaff, but couldn't after I finished my degree :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# chin up mate.
might never happen.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# you know oogy
did you know for sure it was all the same person?
I've had contact with him and he says that a troll ruined his reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# yep.
he threatened to sue me (using three different e-mail addresses, one of which has his website domain in it), and alleged that i identified him on here in an e-mail to my employer. which is of course a big, fat, lie.

i *did* call him racist, which to be fair was an exaggeration - he's a rabid anti-american, so perhaps 'nationalist' would have been a better term, but that's got it's own connotations - but i've not heard from him for a day or so.

still, adolescence is a difficult age.

he came on the board and said that it wasn't him posting 16m-pixel-wide images, but he was generally trolling (starting threads with titles like, "are you all retards?") and if you look at his website, that would be fairly consistent with his personality. he's taken down his page advocating spam...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# maybe he meant his employer.
anyhoo, from my communications (he's done a rather nice segment of m3tatweening) he seems to be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# no, sorry, you've read that wrong
or i typed it wrong. he e-mailed my employer saying that i identified him on here. which i didn't, so he's a liar.

he did some nice work on here previously, it's just a shame that his website is such utter adolescent shite...

he's taken down the 'about me' page and replaced with with 'about us'. first sign of multiplepersonality disorder?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# and:
www.punkrockgeneration.com/About%20Us.html

for someone who set up a website in order to promote free speech, he's remarkably fussy about being quoted.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# is the page about the websites he's toppled
still up?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:45, archived)
# no, oddly that's been taken down.
since he threatened to sue me.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Happy Birthday,

Have a kitten of joy. Things will change, they have a habit of it. Trust me, I know these things. I'm leaving my job here to go back to Blighty, it's all part of the adventure ; )
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)
# A quickie...


I think it's funnier when you know what pic I based it off of. In fact...first person to find it gets a free cat.
(maxwell_smart, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:10, archived)
# i would
but i don' need a cat right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# gumby
is a american thing isn't it?
confused brit
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)

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