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# I heard it on the radio, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)
# In that case
does weebl really drink piss?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)
# was
he mentioned as drinking piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I thought
it was just Rolf Harris
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Yes
there was some misunderstanding on the board, to which I was aluding. I haven't actually heard the show yet.

God, banter is hard these days.......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
# sorry
I'm just pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)
#
;)

Sorry, I'm a bit squiffy. I actually managed to persuade my mates that my 10,000th b3ta post was worth going to the pub to celebrate :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
# these are indeed
worrying times
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# you
squiffy, who'd have thunk it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# hehehehe
I think the kind of people you would probably hang around with wouldn't need hardly any convincing at all to go to the pub.

Hey everyone! It's Tuesday, let's go to the pub to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# haha
I am imagining that now, worryingly I can see it being true
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)
# It's a day with a "y" in it
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# tuesdays
are no laughing matter
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# and
Madonna pissing on her athlete`s foot
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I'm really rather intrigued
as to how many athletes Madonna owns
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# argh
stop it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Im just thankful I have
his concrete chair to
protect me....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I think
she just owns the band "Athlete"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
# that could
so easily be true

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)
# eep
I think this is a more worrying thing to picture
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# bananaman
nose?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Bananaman
can.
(Vorpal Bunny, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i heard
on the radio today that there is a pirate ship loose near south africa!

currently being persued by australian customs(?)fuck knows maybe sea police

edit: cunts! i wrote a lot more than that. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# I just realised you were jeff capes as in Geoff Capes
but i'd never seen you Hop i think that;s why i didn't realise earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# yer
indeed

it should be geoffcapesshop but that would just be stupid.

it's a harry hill reference if you're interested - "if your name's jeff, and you want to open a shop speciallising soley in the sale of capes, don't make the mistake of calling it "jeff's cape shop"
Everyone will assume you are selling weightlifting equipment.(or budgies)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# they
have a cargo of poached patagonian toothfish (or summat) and are refusing all boarding attempts. Another boat is on its way with helicopters and armed men! i hope they get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# in other news
a man attempting a round-the-world yacht trip has had to abandon it due to a collision with the same retired icelandic fisherman that ruined his chances last year. the collision occured when the fisherman pulled up alongside the yacht to apologise for the previous crash.
he has been fined £200
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Seemed like a good idea on the ride home from work
1-2-3-4!


(I helped save b3ta! ein, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
# hehehehe
i'd been thinking of something along the same lines, but couldn't quite figure out how to do it.
i take my pointy hood off to you, my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Thanks
I'm glad at least two people got my corny joke.
(I helped save b3ta! ein, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Graduation - I may have looked like a twat, but at least my dad showed up.
(madhamish, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)
# i love
your dad
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Whoupla!
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)
# your dad appears to be a hedgerow...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# I`m
confused - I replied to this, saying congratulations... but the message disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Happened to me too
but look right hand side.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAHHAH
(Muttley laugh)

FUCK I nearly wet myself then!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# yahoo
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# i love the way you used
photoshop to remove the ufo from the grounds
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)
# well
done
you

for surviving the imperial onslaught and living to tell the tale...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)
# My god! A b3tan who has actually done some work!
Is it just me, or do you look like the love-child of Nick Hancock and Simon Cowell in that picture?
No offense intended
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:50, archived)
# or
"smug cunt"!

Now I don`t know if it`s a serious post!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Yay for sacrilege!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
sacralicious....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Right click
save picture as
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# in folder
'wank material'
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# next to the picture of mo mowlam and the donkey....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I told you
until we sell it, that's a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)
# fuck sorry.....
I move to have that last post stricken from the record...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)
# £2.57?
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)
# No
the pictures, not my mothers ass.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# This displeases me
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)
# even
more than yours

nice wrok
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# heh
woo for tom....lazy bloke...

; )
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# every time you mash
jesus cries
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# NAIL HIM!!
NAIL HIM HARD!!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# anal
sex with Jesus?

you sick fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)
# hes a bit posh
tho
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)
# yeah
but he likes it up the ass :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Jesus rode
many an ass
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)
# again with the aceness.
you're quite good at this you big gay bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# itd be much better if i had my photoshop working thoooooooooooooough....
paint smells. going back to that is like trading your ferrari for a morris minor.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# heh
feel the love
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I had to share a skoda with that all the way to edinburgh...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)
# *pats on back reasurringly*
I'm sorry, tom dear. it'll all be okay...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)
# It won't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)
# heh...you're right...
i was lying
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Argh
youve changed your name.

I expected you to react to the Zippy picture below...

Woo to pic
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# yeah, felt like a change.
plus I found out earlier i was jimi hendrix in a past life.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I dont doubt it
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)
# some squirrels told me.
then they burnt down my shed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Now
i think youre having a laugh ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)
# bastards
i hate them, with their long tails and their stupid twitchy noses
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Blackadder?
4?
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)
# amy and
amiability
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# i can hear them....when i go outside......
sat in the trees, laughing at me......laughing.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ooh
you be so hell bound, satan pube guitar stringed guitar god
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Have a kitten to calm down and relax.

Woo - 986th post
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# my urge to kill
has been serioulsy boosted by that


thank you
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Urge to kill!
Rising!!!!

fading........

RISING!!!!!

fading......

Rising!!!!

fading......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# RISING!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
#





gone........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# that
was a quick wank!


YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# all beer and no tee-totalling
make Supermoore quote Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# let us bask
in television's warm warm glow
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# you
whacked him off??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# that is
my favourite kitten.... i was saving that one for another day!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# OI.
Kittens. Not g****e.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# goatse!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# reminds me of
a scene in Fifth Element.

I am undecided as to whether this is a good or bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Similar to Baz's one
Didnt animate the first time I saw it, hence the surprise when it did
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)
# forget Sea Monkies...
gettit?!? SpaceMonkies!!!
I'll take a couple of these buggers over them any day...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# yay!
carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# it
ain`t a carrot!

is it?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# nope.
100% Rocketnanna.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# lol
i stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hehehe
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)
# JESUS

THAT`s a carrot?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)
# haven`t
a baldy what it is, but it`s COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# that honestly is
a thing of beauty

in fact, 'i would'
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# wooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# SPAAAAACE
MONKEY!

(on the moon)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Next Challenge Proposal...
Anyof you seen the United states quaters. well conans guys do great one, but I bet you could make better ones.....
(mankind13333337, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# i'm tired
and i have lost one of my socks. the one thatisn't on my foot.............
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# If you'd lost the one on your foot
I'd be more worried.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# ooh yes
it's good to look on the bright side...
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Have you looked
on the other foot?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# which other foot
*looks*...

2 foots one sock!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# what
the fuck are you banging on about?

(I need to train myself to say this in real life - cos it`s a class phrase!)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# i have only 1 sock and 2 foots
look.... and i don't know where it has gone!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# is it on your ear?
that's the best place for socks
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)
# no its not there!
its grey and red with poohbear on!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I made you a website!
http://www.freehosting.com/rogue
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)
# now
you`ve lost a fucking foot?


what kind of dickweed are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# WTFAYBOA!

Say that after 10 pints, I dare you!

I double dare you mother-fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I can
say the full thing....

... and I never abbreviate!

LAN = local area network

BBC = BB.......... . o O ( SHITE )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# TLA= ?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
#
Tiny Little Aminals (sic)

of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)
# um
I was gonna say that too!

honest


. o o ( fucking smart arse! )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# wtf
does that (sic) signify
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# its another TLA*
*it's not

(I may have spelt aminals wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# I
wondered about that! cos I used it lots in my Masters thesis when people couldn`t spell.

I don`t know exactly, but it seems to suggest "verbatim".

*shrug* :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)
# indeed
it's latin for... umm... something...

But it basically means the spelling mistake was in the original text
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Or possibly
Three Letter Acronym.

Unlikely though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# UDI = ?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)
# utterly
deniable information
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Universally Derided Idiot?
no, I don't think I know that one.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Unidentified Drinking Injury.
A handy one that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I'll keep it in mind
for tomorrow today
(and tomorrow)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:45, archived)
# No.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# huh?
eh?
wha'?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# they're obviously talking about the Conan O'Brien show
and some segment on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I have an even better idea:
No
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# would the long answer be
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Naturally.
I'm tempted to give the full answer.

But can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# say
it isn't so, say you still have you're arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Dont you worry your' lovely self
I still have an arse, I merely cannot have one used on me.

If this makes sense to you, you're as pissed as me....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# so
you can't have an arse used against you

are you wearing an anti arse belt or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I'm sitting on a concrete chair*


*may not be entirely true....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)
# not real concrete
it just feels that way after 10 hours b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Please tell me what software U used for Ur
3330 menu Graphic Mod ?
(FXBOY4EVA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# that`ll
be the 3330 Menu Processor


they`re CLASS
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I ask for a little info
People take the piss, fine
(FXBOY4EVA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)
# naughty now stop it
I used flsedit and a variety of other tools and cables, think I'll do that guide to modding
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# your
phone looks really cool.. assuming it is your phone and not a bunch of animates GIFs! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# ask
the b3tans who were in the park nr scots monument on the edinbash saturday afternoon they will reassure you of authenticity of phone and domo tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:36, archived)
# yeah yeah
\/\/hat-EVER!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# talk
to the hand biatch
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)
# A detailed Guide....
Would be well recieved by many, but fully appreciated by few, thankfully those who would visit your site, so get it up there A.S.A.P. , 'Twill make thee most popular methinks.....
(FXBOY4EVA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# yeah
but not as popular if I did the work for ppl
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# That be
Very Troo
(FXBOY4EVA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# or
kissed their wee wee bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:42, archived)
# you
are indeed a sick one tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:44, archived)
# tonight?
you`re not around much these days are you?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I
pop in from time to time, sometimes longer than a hour

donkey raper
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# I'm so tired that made sense.
I'm off before I wake up drooling on the keyboard.

Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# ooh
nighty night - how rude of me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# huh?
what do you mean?
(edit) ahh, quarters like the coins
still don't know who conan's guys are though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# "quaters"?
What on Earth are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# us coins
each state has a special design
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# is that the
'window licking' kind of special?
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# what
:)~
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i dunno
it's ok. it's just money.

my mom sent me a bunch in a little book, though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i have some florida
quarters somewhere

if you're interested? i know i'm not...
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# no
not particularly.

I've not bothered to aquire any more than were sent.

An entire set might be worth something someday

If I were going to have kids, I might bother, because they won't have any real value while I'm still alive
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# my previous post
was 100% false

my apologies, but thanks for replying
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# yes
:)


y'alright this evenin?
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# yes
:)


good
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)
# yes
:)


very
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:46, archived)
# ah
now that makes more sense

an unofiicial challenge aka bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# still doesn't sound like a great idea
if you can think of something funny to do with a coin, just do so and avoid making it bandwagoned
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# ram it up a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# he won't like that
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# well
go on then
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# eww
is that a fetish of yours stick things in goat's ass
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# no
figured it was one of tom's

I'm not going to get in the way
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Aah!
"Quarters"
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# what the fuck
are you bangin` on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# i don't know you
i've never met you
i've never spoken to you
and this post that i'm replying to is all i've got to go on as proof that you exist

and yet i still despise you
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# steady on
she/he only came out with a slightly rambling sentence, no need to nail them to a tree just yet
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# but i
despise everyone

except you
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# ta muchly
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# nail first
ask qestions later
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# It worked for the Jews....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# HEHEHEH
yep, the best of the replies so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# asdf
ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# dsf?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# but
with qatermass and the pit
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# This is supposed to be a picture posting forum
you cunt!

(anybody reading a few pages back in the spazz might appreciate a slight tone of irony in this post)

Upload some music codes please!

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hi
read your story :(

have some sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Thank you
I'm off to bed now, as soon as this amazing stick figure weapon of choice finishes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# heeheeheeeheee
klamity jane!!!!

wooooooooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# *groan*
hehehe
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Arf indeed, sir...
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# yeah....
copy and paste... it takes a lot of skill ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I've still not got the hang
of colour matching. If I'd done that it would have looked shite.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# HEEHEHEH
that`s what "desaturate" (or greyscale) is for :-)

cos I can`t colour match either :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# And for one glowing second
I thought you were talented ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# much as i staunchly...
Thats very good. Clam-ity Jane
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# much as i staunchly support your work...
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# That makes me think of
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# PMGT about...
no....

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA
that pisses on my effort!!

woo to THAT!

edit: "Zip crackaway Zip crackaway Zip crack-A-WAY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# woo nice
anyone for a bake
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)
# OK had enough of this
Can someone please give me the link for the download of the b3ta radio show? its driving me mad i know i've seen it but i cant find it fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# it lacks existence
apparently you have to move to london on a friday. cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# or look in matsimpsk's profile.
to cut a long story short, i smell.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# stinky
(smoglane!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# someone linked to a 36meg download version
around somewhere
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
#
www.b3tatheradioshow.com
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# that`s the old URL
the new one is

www.b3taradio.co.uk

mod edit: trickster.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# twat
I never hovered
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAHAH
I always get one!

.... though they`re never usually as hairy as you :-)

- bonus points to me! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ah
but are they as wankered
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
#
mat.rubberfeet.org/stuff/b3ta20030822.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# thanks so much
you are the milk of kindness, or should you get the milk of kindness, not sure but thanks
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# tef recorded it
its in his profile i think.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1828438
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Blimey!
What a helpful bunch! :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Apart from me.
Hurrah!
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# It makes for a shorter thread
than everyone shouting though doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I like long threads.
And donkeys.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# took me all of 15 seconds to find
www.b3ta.com/board/1828438

/edit
Shit

Bastard

And, for that matter, Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# but your powers
are frighteningly strong
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I'm still not
Superverbal though....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i have just noted your correction
and put it on your permanent record

this will affect your overall grade at the end of term - but it's the exams that really count, just make sure you revise properly

my god, i'm wankered.
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# oooh
um... you like Violent Femmes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i personally like the black girls
hmmmm yum
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# hmm
haven`t heard of them... but I`ll have a look, cos so far you`ve come up trumps!

edit: I thought you were thinking of "Kiss Off" by The Violent Femmes - which is class :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Oh so much more than the white girls
search for 'Add it up'

Its the best of

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# no
feel the power of the profile midi.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i have yet to
hear this

i will return with my findings
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I turned Midi off mute JUST to hear that.
I was expecting something more original.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# egads,
is that from the airhorn site? it's not quite so obnoxious as the godfather on airhorns, though.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# shite isn't it?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# it`s
BRILL!!

I used to have the theme tune to Rocky! (the fanfare one) now I`m pretentious and have some Mike Oldfield :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# threadjack:
how much should i spend if i want a graphics tablet that is worthwile getting (not shit)

i.e. are the £30 ones as shit as you would expect?

and having never used one, are they worthwhile? can you "draw" with them as easily as you can on paper etc. or would i be better off with a really spiffing mouse?

yes i know i this is not the place wheres the picture www.howmuchshouldispendonagraphicstabletthatisnotshit.com cheers
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# jaffacakeshop
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# I see you are still obsessed
You cannot escape the smashin' orangey bit.

Anything by Wacom is the dogs bollocks. They used to do a nice cheapo one called Graphire. Not sure if they still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# i have a cheap
one for my pc which was about £30 and is rather good

can't plug it in me mac though because it's not pissing USB

or something
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# so what can you do with it?
does it greatly enhance your photoshopping experience?

i was hoping to be able to do comics straight on to my pc rather than scanning etc. -
can you draw like you would on paper?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# It opens up a whole new world.
You cannot go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# the £30 one
i got from lidl is fine.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# so
someone managed to get one, I'd wondered
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I ordered
Photoshop Elements off Amazon.co.uk the other day for about 80 quid or something, and it comes with a Wacom graphics tablet and mouse and some other shite. The tablet is about 40 quid on its own I think.

I can let you know how it goes it you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# yarr
i'll harass you in a few days (if i remember)
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# fish fish fish
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# *bloop* *bloop*
*gurgle*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# fish!
woooo!

hello kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# hi :)
wasn't going to post it until I saw your post below
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# see!
Im good for something!

did you see my jesus series?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# some of it, I think
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# woooooooo
flappy fish!
wish i could do hanimations!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# that has made me so happy
and yet so sad

i miss my fish, i really do
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nice flappage
yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# heheheh
"flappage" :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# flappage!
my new favourite word
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# eating fish
:)

woo to ya kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Woo!
that's lurvely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# didn;t animate for me
first time around

It am lovely
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Comin' at ya from da Deep South posse...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# BLING BLING
(Sypher_5, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
neat vodka and indigestion

a thrilling mix
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# did the vodka give you the indigestion?
or did you have it before! i r drinking vodka and i have indigestion!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# i can't remember
that far back, to be honest
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Large pub meal
alot of alcohol
and pool equals alot of fun :P
(Alpen, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# don't go swimming so soon after a
meal.

Unless you mean a different kind of Pool.

Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# 3 days ago, i had a nightmare about being infested by fleas and having to pull them out of my hair
i awoke to find i had pulled out some small clumps of hair

this is 100% of rather scary fact.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Pubic hair?
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# unfortunately not
although the missing bits are too small to see, my scalp don't half hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Ripping your own hair will do that
Ouch
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# !
oooowwww!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# well i suppose its better than this KKKompo
(smoglane!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Did you also dream you were eating a giant marshmallow
and woke up to find your pillow missing?..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Did you see the velvet soup version of that?
Man wakes up from a dream about eating marshmallows to find he's really eaten his wife.

Nightmares for days afterwards
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I thought i had
dreamed velvet soup because i couldnt find anyone else who saw it. Whew.

On another note i'll bid you all goodnight. The cider has finally kicked in and i am receding, a distant ship smoke on the horizon....
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# One night
I woke up to find I had shit and pissed in my underwear while asleep.

Mind you, I was only 6 months old at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# A few weeks ago I had a dream about running.
I woke up when I got cramp in my leg.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# can I just say
fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Eating fish?
Fresh fish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# heheh
go on - post your animation URL again!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# In the profile
if anybody's bothered!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yeah
check it out!

cos it`s good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# chevron world record attempt
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# never gonna
happen
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# it might
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# its
great and I now know what the words are to the screensaver
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Thank you
but I did make a few fuck ups according to the scruffy one!

"Fish, lovely clean fish" is apparently "Fish are very slippery", Pavarotti should be singing "I wish, that I could get my fish" and "do find trout" is "two fine trout" ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# with underwater weapons?
(edit) just saw the anim, most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i loved that track already
i got a copy of the album just for that and shanty town
but that anim just completes it perfectly :P
(Alpen, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# *ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# no
no, i dont think you can
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yay!
Mr. Scruff!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# No.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# you just did
so the answer is invariably yes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I don't know
try it
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Can I just say







I can't think of anything witty.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Don't try.
Just let the first words in your mind combine, and then try and fit them in a coherent sentance.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# spectacular combine moon cunting
vodka bus
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# ball in your sex tank?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# YES.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# provided I can say
'shoebox', yes.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# hehe
fish...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Q: What's the definition of frustrating?
A: A blind Lesbian in a fish market.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# HA!!!!
wooooo! thats great!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# giving a man with no hands a subscription to razzle?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# he is a sleepy wee fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# pity Sunshine Elephant
isn`t around

I like that pic. I might even sleep with you tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ooer!

: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# UGH!
not rude stuff


just snoring
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# : )

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# is that a zoom in
on boyt's goatse drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I didn`t have the heart to say

"oh that reminds me of..." :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I'll have you know
that i'm a fully signed up member of B3tans Against Goatse now, and my next project has nothing to do with that, but is going to be MILES better ;o)

edit: where are my manners - woo yay to the mash!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# but you
made history!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ummmmmmmmm
no!
i done it by myself! and no mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# oooh
very lovely = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# US test new psychological weapon for future Arab-state conflicts
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# That is fantastic
hats off
(cattleprod, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Arrgh!
It's coming right at us! I hope that's kosher!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# but what does it do on impact?
try and sell them various forms of brie?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I'm not
entirely sure what you're getting at...
But who cares!
Its very nice
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# muslims can't eat/touch pork
funny anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I was wondering
whether it was that
or the similar Jewish/kosher affair
or a more general 'if pigs could fly' idea

its great whatever it means
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# or they hate
Pink Floyd
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# those damn hippies
wouldn't see it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# did anyone else just see that advert on
sky one from time life offering us Jesus for a special discounted price of £9.99? Or was that a special message just for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I`d
snap it up before every pikey wants a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Then they'll love this
www.viz.co.uk/hairloom/hairloom.htm

i may loosen a few sheckles from my wallet for the clock
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# much as I staunchly...
....


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# That one just wont die
For this particular effort blame Viz, not me.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# the crap jokes are fantastic
I like this one crap joke
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# i would love to comment
but someone ate my dish on wednesday

bastards
(Clockwork, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# we get it drilled in from under the
ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I've seen that advert.
And I'm wondering, if they're trying to spread the word of Jesus, why the fuck should I have to pay for it?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# DUH!
pamphlets... flyers.... radio... television... and Interweb domain names don`t come too cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Well, they should stop buying posh robes and fancy hats then.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# fair point
FUCK `EM!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# FUCK`EM
HARD!
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# WITH
JAMAICA!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# KNOCK THOSE NAILS IN
HARD!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!1!!!!!!
OMG!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# "fancy hats" is an excellent phrase.
It just sounds good.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# just you
as you are the only person in the uk watching sky one! harhar!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I was turning over
I was trying to find something with norks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# bras are normally useful
for that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# well
done
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# either that
or the fashion channel (or bravo)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# fashion... tv... for you.... exclusive
tv... fashion... model.... party... designer... fashions week... fashion... tv... exclusive... for you.

my girlfriend likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# ah
... wait for the lingerie bit (bit confusing when it turns out to be Hommes though - ... )
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# so says the only person
in Wales listening to Alisha's Attic
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# oof
that's got to hurt. I thought they were outlawed in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# not in wales.
theyve only just got electricity there. theyre yet to develop such complex things a law and religion.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# we have bartering
you can exchange four sheep for a packet of condoms now.

what you're going to do with the condoms after you've sold the sheep is another matter entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# they look on the moon
with fear

but don't we all?
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# WE LIKE THE MOON
BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE TO US.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I've had nightmares
involving the characters in that anim.

FACT
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Lorises have been officially renamed
Spongmonkeys because of that.

Its true, just ask David Attenbloke
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# don't mention
the spongmonkeys
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i wouldnt bother with
religion
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# It was on the
legislatory agenda, but the assembly got
sidetracked, by.... ermm...

I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i won't try to argue that fact
although my ears do bleed now
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# No
but he ain't worth 2 bob.

Right, I'm pissed, so I think I'll leave now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Tata cuntfish.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# and i'm going to bed
so night all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Tata Bintlips.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Night
to both of you and cheers - I owe you a beer or two ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Night chief
hope I'll see you in THAT LONDON over the next month or so?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I love you
deeply and sincerely. You make me laugh on an alarmingly regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
#



I think I'm offended.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I'm cunted.
And i've just got here.
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Wait
for the trilogy box-set
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Ah, but does it have
Directors commentry, 4 hours of unseen footage and the 'lost' Gospel according to Rolf
(otterDave, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# how about
the alternative ending?
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I would get one
but my shelf is full with my Princess Diana full english breakfast plate of hope, and my life of Christ in cats dish.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Life of Christ in cats?
That would make an excellent musical.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Viz have probably done that too
i'll try and dig up a link to the aforementioned plates.

[edit] www.viz.co.uk/hairloom/hairloom.htm
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# The demons from Axel's subconscious viciously destroyed anyone who had ever opposed him


Then they killed him and sold his corpse.
(Kalmazoo702, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# marry me
our children would be wonderful
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# corpses aqre full of organs
they're the most profitable part.

then they mince up your gristle and boil it down into sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# really?
I thort McDonalds bought them up...
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# do
they have a Moog? I quite fancy a Moog
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# moogs rock
FACT

mmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooogggggg
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# vork
I like you.

That is all.

. o O ( Spectrum, Amiga, Moog, guitars... )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# that's all well and good
but hearing another man saying he likes me is quite frankly terrifying
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# in
a non-bumgay way


... I always forget to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# the hate-o-tron
will sort them out :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# What a lovley tale.
However: THREADJACK
look at this triggur.org/costume/mech/ he's only gone and made himself a jap-style robot dog thing costume
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Haven't
we all
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Oh, come on
that was in last weeks newsletter, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# apologies if it was
i dont read it as i am usually a bit busy.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah I think it's GC
Not that it isn't hilariously good though..
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I love that thing.
The best part is how INTENSE he looks. All of his expressions convey "Look at me! Look at me in my FUCKING ROBOTIC DOG COSTUME!".

Unfortunately, YOU ARE LATE.
(Kalmazoo702, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# My favourite bit:
"TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD! RAAR! VENGENCE! DESTRUCTION! CHAOS! RAAAAAAR!"
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# as a first time corpse buyer
I find I can only afford small children
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Ever considered
renting?
(otterDave, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# could get a biggin
then charge for lodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i wont sleep to night
arrrrrrgh
woo lovely mash
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Untitled
(cattleprod, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# eeep!
now he can spout three times as much bullshit!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# those eyebrows are actually loudspeakers
prove me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# He has no eyebrows.
Those are moustaches.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# blimeh.
well i have been listening to an alisha's attic mp3 looping all evening in the name of science, so my views are flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# remind me
of alisha's attaic's 'hit'?
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# there may have been two
and neither of them are ID3 tagged or have proper filenames, so i haven't a fucking clue.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# "Indestructable"
If my memory serves me correct.

Disclaimer: I do not, or never have had any Alisha's Attic records, and do not or never will in the future listen to them in any capacity other than for the purposes of scientific research
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I seem to remember
'I am, I feel'
being even bigger.

and possibly shitter
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# As in
'hit' them in the 'face' ?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i aveguely remember the blonde one
being 'worth one'

i might (and often am) be wrong
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Having just looked at a website,
I'd say no.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# having looked myself
i would (both of)
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Weren't they sisters or something
From Norwich or near there anyway.

Yes, the blonde one is quite nice really.
I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed to get to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# did they have faces?
amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
#
www.inspiracy.com/alisha/discog/uksingles.html
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i admire
your enthusiams
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I had a google window open.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# i admire
your forethought
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Untitled
hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# That eye
is a bit freemasonry innit?

/lots of conspiracy stuff lurking/
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I knew those Marks and Spencers mannequins were trouble
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# much as I am
a staunch supporter of your work, this is wearing a bit thin
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Touche
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# keep your hands to yourself, you fucking perv.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Bah
foiled again
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# `cept
I was joking :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Such
is life
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# threadjack :(

Is this b3tan just found it on some site and the cat looked familiar
(smoglane!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I believe it is.
Though I could not say whose.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Thats an old
one now. Yes, its about a year old i think but i dont remember whose it was
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# i've seen it posted here
no idea who by though
if you type the file name into the search it might turn up though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# tomsk made it
over a year ago
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# FNORD HAS SPOKEN.
Discussion may now cease.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# there were a few nice ones using that cat gif
One in particular was a cat rescue car.

Actually I might possibly have made that cat rescue one so my memory may be biased.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# I remember
the redex ambulance, but not the cat rescue car?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# basically it wasn't a redex thing it was just a mountian rescue car thing but I or whoever put the animated gif of that cat inside the car so
it was looking up from inside it. I'm pretty sure it was me actually now I think about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# animated golf?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# yes, but it was a bit
sub par
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I was
gonna reply to Fnord`s post, but I`ll reply to yours instead...

woaaaaa..... he knows ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Double threadjack.....
Can Wildheartbaby tell me what software was used for his nokia 3330 modding ?
Please ?
(FXBOY4EVA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# it was on his
web site - let me look it up...

thewildsite.co.uk/

he`s still on m3ss3ng3r
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Ta anyways but....
His site only sez what he did, not how he did it or what software he used....
(FXBOY4EVA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# oh ok
sorry - maybe you could m3ssag3 him on

www.flibz.com/m2.5
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# as my fan turns round
it's making blippy sounds that sound like morse code.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# knackered
bearings, or a lose rotor
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
#
or an attempt at communication
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Maybe
it's trying to talk to you
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yeah!
it wants to be your friend
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Translate it.
Clearly your computer has attained sentience, and is trying to communicate.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# YES!
Get a morse code book and translate!

Record and slow down if you have to. But DO IT!







please!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# it's a desk fan,
and it seems to have stopped now.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Oh, how dull.
Just hit it then.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)

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