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Eargasm.
Evening/morning all.
I think I've had this shitty virus as I've had chronic fatigue since February, which is basically like having a comedown for five months. I'm also working two jobs and tending to a four year old (and earnestly trying to complete the new FFVII), so spare time is not my friend, hence neglecting Beefreeter :o(
I'm not looking for sympathy. I could honestly post ten albums a day of awesome metal for you guys to listen to but that's not what this place is about. Yes - this is a death metal release, but it encompasses folk, prog, and classical flawlessly; I just can't put it down. If you like (old) Opeth, there's a hint of that, but better in my opinion. Definitely more grandiose. Great musicianship, composition, arrangement, production, probably the best album I've heard this decade.
Listen! :o)
Veil of Imagination, by Wilderun

8 track album
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 1:21,
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what was wrong with you? have you had a check up?
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colmcq2, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 4:37,
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I can't see a doctor because of the virus
I had blood tests to deduce it wasn't anything else, but I'm not allowed an antibody test yet, so I've either got post-viral fatigue from a virus, or the virus. Headache, sore throat, exhaustion. Just gotta keep listening to this until I feel better!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 10:19,
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I did listen.
14 min intro song is brave. Not since the days of Helloween or Joanna Newsom have I encountered a long song.
It's bizarre you cant get tested? Remote test.
Hope you're good.
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colmcq2, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 12:22,
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Thanks
I've had a remote test but that's a 'have you got it' rather than 'have you had it' test, so it came back negative as expected.
I'll live, I think! Hope you're looking after yourself too.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 12:47,
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Does it have silly monster voice?
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 10:30,
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Only in places.
You wouldn't have an opera without opera singing though, right? If you don't like that style of vocals, you'll probably still like at least the other 2/3 of it.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 11:04,
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*strokes chin*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 15:56,
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Example:
youtu.be/5y7335SEyxA
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 23:37,
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I hope you get better
There are tests offered on the internet to test if you had the virus. I have no idea if they are any good (i'm a programmer not a doctor or lab-technician)
coronalab.eu/en/our-tests/
Also some nice music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCKTgfuZAjg
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TheCoreConcept, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 19:11,
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Thank you!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 23:38,
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Get Brexit done.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 13 Jul 2020, 8:34,
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life in the before times
before shortages, distancing and the knock on effects on our language
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 23:22,
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...
vimeo.com/53862971
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 23:42,
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I for one never spoke Swedish in the beforetimes
- I spoke Norn, like everyone else.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 7:30,
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Hahaha NoncyMcNonceface.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 23:35,
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fucking lol
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 23:36,
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oh hahaha great satire
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 12 Jul 2020, 9:22,
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Pretty crap likeness
Could be Andy Warhol
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 19:55,
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That or Michael Fabricant has joined Goldie Looking Chain.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 20:29,
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It's the thought that counts.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 Jul 2020, 22:51,
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Deep, man.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:30,
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Next time try writing it on her tits using a kitten. This is B3ta!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 Jul 2020, 4:22,
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What the fuck is that shit?
I genuinely can't even read that
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 9:01,
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Poorly executed
with bad hand writing and boring unhelpful message. I will not be joining this religion/cult.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 12 Jul 2020, 9:31,
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Sorry, no refunds
We will also need your ceremonial robes back
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 17:14,
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BBC Sound and Vision Video Head Cleaner
Sorry that the aspect ratio is all to cock but I thought this was worth posting anyway, for historical interest and that
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 11 Jul 2020, 17:08,
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Is that a complaint about aspect ratios?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 17:50,
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No
Since the uploader is unlikely to read the B3ta links board, this would not be the appropriate medium to express my complaint about this abhorrent abuse of pixels which has a very real possibility of misleading future historians by leading them to incorrectly believe that before the invention of widescreen television people were 33% fatter.
I have contacted the uploader via YouTube comments to express my disgust with their technical incompetence.
My mention of it here was merely a trigger warning for my B3ta friends.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:06,
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*offers kebab and red wine*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:46,
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It's okay, they are 33% fatter nowadays anyway.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 20:30,
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That doesn't make it okay
That makes it worse.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 11 Jul 2020, 21:42,
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You're welcome.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 11:06,
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That's all very well
But can you embed it on B3ta? No. Can you use that site to watch the video in the YouTube app in the correct ratio?
It's a nice partial solution to the problem until YouTube implement something better.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 12 Jul 2020, 11:13,
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if we're bringing Radio Shack into this then I reserve the right to post
the story behind Crazy Eddie's discount video players and other tech
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:22,
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Naughty sexy owls banned
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 16:15,
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*subscribes*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:20,
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The Facebook admin is clearly a twit, too many times we have read stories of such absurd censorship.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:46,
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Whilst a twit, they may be attractive and marriageable.
Indeed a twit to woo.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 21:16,
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Turtle power
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97800, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 20:18,
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Phwoar!
Chicks!
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:20,
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"Do I make you tawny, baby? Do I?"
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Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:35,
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Must be a misinterpretation of a memo from Zuckerberg about hooters
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 5:48,
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Over-zealous traffic warden
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 16:10,
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Tickets from a jobsworth
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97800, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 16:27,
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Turtle Power
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 11:26,
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I can confirm the traffic wardens there are absolute mentals
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:21,
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Hero in a half shell
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:21,
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Somebody needs a slap.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 11:08,
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Yes Morty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HzIna0k2pA
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 20:33,
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Bear encounters
Finland
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 9:59,
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Donna?
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97800, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 12:00,
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Mum lost her Gilette.
Again.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 13:23,
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Gilette hayfever meds
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97800, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 14:46,
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She's now incontinent
in the woods
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 14:53,
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...and Catholic.
Am I doing this right?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:00,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 14:25,
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youtu.be/VPtHQvfzAQU
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 14:31,
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youtu.be/jVKMxYMWNws
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 11 Jul 2020, 20:41,
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Well that was unexpected.
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 21:22,
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A bulldog on a rocking horse.
Seems to be enjoying himself.
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Sherbs, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 7:14,
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He certainly looks like he's enjoying it
but it's nightmare fuel for me.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 8:17,
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I know what you mean there.
A bit mean to be dressing animals in clothes and stuff.
Teaching them to do human stuff is a bit weird.
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Sherbs, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 9:32,
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Dogs should keep it doggie
style.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 13:18,
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Fuck you 2016
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 8:49,
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Indie Game Review: Owlboy
I made this!
A fledging young owl...
I'll leave it there, lest we get complaints.
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dogbomb, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:10,
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WOOHOO!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:13,
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Thanks Dogbomb
What were you drinking this week
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Tagnut loves pies, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:23,
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Beavertown - Lupuloid
I found the can after the review :D
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dogbomb, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:47,
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I like their Smog Rocket
That sounds rude but it isn't
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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 0:23,
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Nice. Don't think I've tried that...
*checks untappd*
Nope. But a smoked porter is right up my alley!
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dogbomb, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 13:47,
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I do like a neck oil
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:22,
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What's wrong with a bit of Bishop's Finger?
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jonbob loves you, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 0:40,
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Aside from the innuendo
That’s one that I REALLY didn’t like much and didn’t understand the rave online reviews.
(My favourite on a “trip round the world” was Kasteel Donker, by quite a margin)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 11:18,
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This is the place to slag off other members' work.
If you don't like it, write an entire fucking essay referencing previous videos over multiple posts and fill the whole board up with your own personal mental breakdown.
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97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:34,
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** Grabs Popcorn **
Awaits in teh bunker............... bed
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 0:04,
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** Throws in 12 year old **
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 1:01,
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...whisky
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 5:40,
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not as whisky as a bank waid.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:58,
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I don't want to jinx it,
but maybe he might have stopped..?
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 1:08,
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stopped got attention elsewhere
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 3:35,
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Nothing for 6 days, perhaps he finally exploded irl
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97800, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 10:31,
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I hope he's okay.
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 15:58,
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Also!
While being strangely belligerent about Dogbomb, SockCooker was an ok regular.
Assuming no sarcasm from brb.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 17:43,
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He did seem to want things his way and didn't read the room well.
I certainly don't wish him ill.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:12,
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He gazzed me and called me a sad cunt and a troll
Fuck him and his shitty high horse
EDIT: well I am a cunt
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:14,
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Part of not reading the room, then taking it personally.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:42,
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His arsehole habit of deleting his replies to remove whole threads that make him look bad
and then replacing the original reply is the work of a devious cunt.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:46,
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Yeah, pretty shitty way of copping out.
I only delete my posts when I judge them too banal or not appropriate.
We all know you're lovely and fluffy really.
pffft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:09,
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I'm LOVELY me
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:12,
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brb, you mean
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97800, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:40,
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I didn't pay much attention to those spats, so dunno.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 18:46,
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The odd injoke flies over my head, but I think I can generally read a room okay.
How else would I be able to upset so many by doing so little?
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:54,
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No sarcasm at all, I really do hope he's okay.
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brb natural fistic, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:51,
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Me too.
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dogbomb, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 20:18,
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Guaranteed he is reporting Dogbomb to some child protection authority or something
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:24,
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Already happened
As per direct messages months ago.
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dogbomb, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 10:57,
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The fact you've not been arrested only confirms the existence of a pan-national cabal of paedophiles who rule the world.
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brb natural fistic, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 14:29,
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20+ quid on Switch and PS4 seems overpriced
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 0:06,
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quite tempted to get it
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cockenspiel, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 10:52,
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I'll play more this week
and I'll let you know if I think it's worth it. :D
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dogbomb, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 13:46,
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I like it
But if the pieces don't get correspondingly smaller for each level of recursion I'm out.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:30,
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If I can see the end of the recursion under a microscope I'm out.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:04,
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I've just backed it
and trust it will annoy the fuck out of my brother
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 0:25,
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Ronseal
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:46,
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Twatty Ants
Twants
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:59,
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Cool Ants!
Cants. More efficient than Hermes anyway.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:39,
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Works well with
Yakety Sax.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:04,
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Or a seriously pissed ghost
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 14:24,
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Baby Crocodiles sound like Galaga
Fuck your analog Eurorack stack...
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:30,
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I've tried
but the knobs chafe.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:32,
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Pew pew pew
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:00,
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Liam or Noel?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 0:27,
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They make this noise even before hatching
doi.org/10.1016/j.cub.2008.04.011
(scroll down for audio file)
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 7:14,
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Wow bizzarely close to 80s video games!
Didn't expect that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:48,
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nothing better than a pirate shanty
Rocking little number questioning the supremacy of one man's boat
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D Day, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:17,
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Is this from a game or cartoon or something?
(I enjoyed it, by the way)
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brb natural fistic, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:24,
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Not quite as subtle or nuanced as their normal output
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:51,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:53,
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Duh, freedumb...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:00,
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I got as far as "80 acres of swamp" and got a bit distracted.
Edit: HA! 12 minutes in and that happened...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 15:13,
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Attack of the Killer Trousers
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 12:26,
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looks like pants
amirite? £5 ? ami? ami?
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 15:40,
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You never know it might have
legs.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Jul 2020, 3:20,
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