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This is a link post "Today we bought a bunch of donkey hooves"
"Hello everyone, I am a fat monkey. A foodie who loves food very much! I'm not a chef, I cook the dishes according to my feelings"
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This is a normal post Obligatory
'you forgot to click I made this' comment.
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This is a normal post Yes, I'm his dad

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dad mum
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mum twin
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This is a normal post Looks like
he makes too many cooking shows
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This is a normal post Feeder porn.
Grim.
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This is a link post Word Up, but beats 2 and 4 are swapped I made this!
Inspired by that Ghostbusters one the other day.

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the Ghostbusters one IMO.
If you're taking requests I'd like Dance of the Knights from Sergey Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet, cheers.
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This is a normal post I could probably do the first part
but things get nigh impossible with any tempo changes at all
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This is a normal post I know ;)
Well, you needn't be using Ableton or whatever to fix the tempo and slice by beats/copy/move/copy/move/move, you could just use an audio editor and put markers at every beat by ear, set markers to regions, export all, then put them back together as region001+region004+region003+region002+region005+...

Shouldn't take you longer than 5 hours. Get to it.
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This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Indistinguishable
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a brilliant tune, well done.
(How long it must've taken to do that I daren't imagine)
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This is a normal post
this good very is
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This is a normal post So Yoda was just 2/4 beat swapped?

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This is a normal post Da, yo!

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This is a normal post
Yado
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This is a normal post midnight come and me want to go home

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This is a normal post CANDLES!!!

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This is a normal post woo! thanking you!

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This is a normal post Spultacecar!

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This is a link post Lyrics

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel quite proud
that I managed four seconds of that.
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This is a normal post FUCKING HELL!

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Have the Kersal Massive had kids?

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This is a normal post That’s a disgraceful accusation!

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This is a link post Honey, I'm home!


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This is a normal post holy ball bags!
I did like how he held the door after smashing it though....
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how you open up a door
I doubt any number of locks would have stopped a wee swipe of a huge paw to get in
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post Get yourself a personal message from Boycie for £40
or from any number of other lesser or even lesser lesser known personalities/actors/sporters/singers etc for usually less money

I'm getting Ray Bloody Purchase. Well, well, well.

I actually did get Boycie/John Challis for my brother (IN LAW) last month and honestly, he was not bad and my Only Fools fan b-i-l really liked it.
You can get Zammo for £15!.

If you want to get fancy, there is a more Merkin one which is a bit sad too ( www.cameo.com/categories ) though a well known face turns up sometimes ( Billy Dee Williams anyone? You know... Lando Calrissian off that trek programme) for 249 pahnd.

It seems that with tv shows not filming/concerts cancelled and pensions taking a hit, some of them have had to find other revenue streams.

It's a bit of a rabbit hole to be honest.
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This is a normal post Tito Santana!
He's half the price of notorious sex offender Joey Ryan. Selling himself a little short if you ask me.
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This is a normal post Notorious? Who the fuck's ever heard of Joey Ryan?

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This is a normal post Everybody reading this, for a start.

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, now I've heard of him.
But I still don't know who the fuck he is.
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This is a normal post You may know him as 'the dick spot guy.'

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Might get Danny John Jules
to wish everyone a happy bin day.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Pancake day, shirley?

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like giving Zammo £15 would be a bad idea

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My Son had Wagner
of X-Factor 'fame' do me a birthday message a few years ago. Good for a laugh.

I've just ordered Angelos to do one for Son's birthday.
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This is a normal post are you sure he wouldnt prefer a Florence Nightingale impersonator?

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ray bloody Purchase!

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This is a normal post Flippin Eck
you can get Blowers on the Merkin one.

www.cameo.com/henryblofeld
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigel Havers to say Happy Birthday to the wife for 30 quid?
Bargain!
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This is a normal post Cameo has Martin Roberts from homes under the hammer for under £30
Seems a bit overpriced...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I am scrolling through thus stuff like a man posessed
Someone *please* build a top trumps platform on top of this!

Who is more expensive? Christopher Biggins or Nigel Havers?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad idea.

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This is a normal post I saw this a little while back...
I was always intrigued about the pricing. Presumably the celebs choose their own prices, or does the website? I guess it's partially due to their level (or perceived level) of fame vs. how busy they actually are vs. how desperate for cash they are. I've possibly thought way too much about this...

Fancy all chipping in together to do a really distasteful one, like getting Paul Chuckle to do a morbid back and forth with the late Barry Chuckle?
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Rabbit hole? You're not kidding - what a bizarre collection of artistes. Everything from Sylvester McCoy to Ashley Rider "International Pornstar from Scotland".

I think the "Stig Lookalike" has to be cheekiest one. Tempted to buy a crash helmet and a set of overalls and go into competition with them.
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"The Office" BOGOF?
www.celebvm.com/p/garethlookalike
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This is a normal post The Boris Johnson lookalike looks fook all like Boris Johnson!

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This is a normal post It's making me cringe a bit

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Please give generously...

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This is a link post ANASIS-II Mission (SpaceX)
Sorry for the double posting but this just came up in my feed. Starts in just under 10 minutes.



SpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceX is targeting Monday, July 20 for Falcon 9’s launch of the ANASIS-II mission, which will lift off from Space Launch Complex 40 (SLC-40) at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. The primary launch window opens at 5:00 p.m. EDT, or 21:00 UTC, and closes at 8:55 p.m. EDT, or 00:55 UTC on July 21. A backup launch opportunity is available on Tuesday, July 21 that opens at 5:00 p.m. EDT, or 21:00 UTC, and closes at 8:55 p.m. EDT, or 00:55 UTC on July 22.

Falcon 9’s first stage previously launched Crew Dragon to the International Space Station with NASA astronauts Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley on board. Following stage separation, SpaceX will land Falcon 9’s first stage on the “Just Read the Instructions” droneship, which will be stationed in the Atlantic Ocean. The ANASIS-II spacecraft will deploy about 32 minutes after liftoff.


(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls. Aborted. They're going to try again at 22:30.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Go for launch!

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This is a normal post damn, I should visit b3ta more often, I missed the launch by ~2 minutes.

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This is a normal post Landing now!

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This is a normal post Perfect!
twitter.com/i/status/1285328437847052288

IDK how to embed these.
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This is a normal post well done again!

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This is a normal post We're go for lunch!

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This is a link post Nagoya Basho 2020 Day 2 July 20th Makuuchi ALL BOUTS
How did I miss day 1?? It's up on this guy's channel if you want to catch up, but here's day 2 of the Makuuchi (the top division).

Less haunting than the last basho now they've started letting the audience return; the arena looks to be about 1/4 full.

Hakkeyoi!

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Kaisei's used to be much bigger.

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This is a link post What a NERD.
A bloody impressive nerd, though. For Macragge!

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job.
I guess he has stilts built in, rather than being a biologically engineered 8 foot tall superhuman in real life.
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These things always look hilarious when they take the arms off and you see the puny human arms inside. (Mute that before playing it)
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This is a normal post Really is bloody admirable the amount of work these guys put in.
Versus the new wave of 'cosplay' girls swarming newer conventions in swimsuits and facepaint.
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This is a normal post Me and my nipper went to comiccon last year
And one girls costume was literally three pieces of black tape.
I shit you not.
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This is a normal post *frantically books tickets*

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I hope she did them to look like censor bars
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This is a normal post All three were on her face

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This is a normal post Again, really well done.
I'd want the arms mounted on the body though, so I could slip my arm out inside in case I needed to scratch my nose or something.

"Guys, come and release me, think I'm going to need a piss in about an hour's time."
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine the convention becoming an absolute bloodbath if a wasp got trapped in there.
The poor girl who occasionally needs that wheelchair wouldn't stand a chance.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Why on earth
would you mute Sabaton?
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Well, it's your ears.
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This is a link post Can you tell me if this works please? I made this!
Hi!

I need to know if this small web toy i made is working well, is it fun, is it shit, etc.

Please go to the link and enter the code
sunglasses, devil, music, bottle, saint

It should be like validating a DOS game using the manual.

let me know if it works please and thanks. I love you. BYEEEEEEEEEE
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post just to be clear
(it's not supposed to be a big thing it's just a tiny little mini game in order to make users feel special for knowing a secret code, don't expect miracles!)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine here
Windows 10 Home
Firefox 78.0.2 running uBlock Origin, NoScript, Adblocker Ultimate & Duckduckgo Privacy Essentials.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Not working for me.
(Samsung Android, firefox browser)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine for me
Nokia 3310
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Works on Firefox on Mac and Chrome on stock Android. I think it needs more feedback (particularly on mobile) to let you know if you've clicked on something or even that you can click on something.
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This is a normal post thanks dude
I have added some colour-changing to make it clearer when you press stuff. The problem is that you have to do one press (on android) to get the HTML5 to pay attention, and for some reason the animation isn't working....
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine
Win 10 Home Chrome
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This is a normal post Works on iOS

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Works extremely hard on a 5G Huawei P30 Pro.

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This is a normal post
Thanks to everyone who tested this!
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This is a normal post Works fine
Steinway D-274
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This is a normal post Clicked that, probably a virus
Works on iBrowse 1.0
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:58, Reply)
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shhh, just put in your credit card details and relax
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This is a normal post Not working on Netscape Navigator.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn’t work on my Dragon32
but that’s not a surprise
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I can unlock it just by swiping randomly...
Fennec (Firefox) on Android.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 23:44, Reply)
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yep, you can!
but the object here wasn't to make a secure lock, it was to make you feel clever. WHICH YOU DID
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This is a normal post It seems to work,
but I have absolutely no idea what it is I'm supposed to do with it.
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This is a normal post Your penis, you mean

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 9:11, Reply)
This is a link post the highway man ep. 3
big fat meh from be, but if you're curious here it is

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Duck Drum
Murd Kcud
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This is a normal post That's a quacker.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That bastard duck plays better than me.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Moe Ducker

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The old, old joke
Is that there is a candle inside the drum making it dance.
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This is a normal post Based on a true story.

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This is a normal post Like the end of 'Strozsek'
youtu.be/IcoqeNdMAfA
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This is a normal post Put it in the oven
until its bill withers
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This is a link post "Off World" a sci fi cinemagraph I made I made this!

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This is a normal post excellent
what's the large concrete structure at the top at 10 seconds?
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This is a normal post Looks like Birmingham.

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This is a normal post The Geisel library at University of California San Diego
Which is in the colonies somewhere
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This is a normal post Cool, thanks
massive snake path leading to it
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This is a normal post Very nice!
I like how it hangs in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
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This is a normal post Spacey, in a good way.

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Racing cars are a good source for really colourful liveries. Good idea there. Just have to make sure you don't grab one that's too iconic like Marlboro or Martini.
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This is a normal post I don't think they've banned advertising cigarettes on space ships yet...

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Someone needs to tell Elon. I think he'd be well up for that.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Smoke Imperial size cigarettes for a cooler more refreshing taste
*Darth Vader inhaling then exhaling noise*
Now with menthol!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Have some summer dog fun y'all I made this!
Sorry about the track, it's library music and I was in a rush.

watch in 1080p as the compression on YouTube kills it.

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This is a normal post Nice video to watch in the morning.
I liked the track.
What's with the minute of nothingness at the end of the vid?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post the track is from artist.io
I can't remember what it's called, and the minute of black is an export error...

I rushed this out between paid jobs... and well... it shows.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't matter
It's still a good vid anyway.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
I like the psychedelic effect caused by stabilising(? my guess anyway)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post sort of
everything was shot on a 360 camera, and then reframed in post... so yes... in a way it's a combination of a spherical video becoming flat, and also the inbuilt stabilisation from the camera...

personally I like it... but then I used to be very fond of drugs.
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This is a link post baker writes message on biscuits
Fed u with lockdown, this baker writes a message on a flatbread I think.

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This is a normal post rrrriiiigghhht.....

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I prefer the old Fringe...

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This is a normal post SSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post And on to Ignore you go.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post and miss the replies?

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This is a normal post Fed u?
Is it too hard to write 'up' these days?
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This is a normal post When Kosheen bought a cat

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Now there's a reference for the kids in the audience...
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It's the lack of effort that gets me. Failing to spell a two letter word is bad, but more annoyingly lazy is "writes a message on a flatbread I think". I mean, if you thought it was interesting enough to share, couldn't you find out?
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This is a normal post It’s all about maximising likes & subscribes per unit effort.
We’ll have none of your “quality” here, grandad. This is the 21st century, there are whole new depths to be plumbed.
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This is a normal post It's in portrait..
.. that's all I need to know
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post People who film things in portrait should be vivisected.

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a link post Good night everybody
Time to climb the wooden hill to Bedfordshire

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking ace, cheers!

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Presient, Mr. President.
Sweaty butt-crack Buttholeians doing what they do-do. Or, did-did.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post Body Movin'
Rewatched Danger: Diabolik tonight because of you lot.

(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post worth it
for the acting of Marissa Mell
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just a pretty face!

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey...
... I've ended up on another video where she's enjoying a man inserting his weapon, "Right...in...here..."

youtu.be/PERwt0l1FZo
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 14:53, Reply)

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