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That was No.2
I'd like to see No.1
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 16:13,
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Welcome to the internet. We have a search facility.
No. 1.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Sep 2020, 0:41,
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Get the funk on
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 4:16,
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that's not funk
this is funk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5SmbvOCRWM
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 4:34,
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prefer this ^
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razzle, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 11:02,
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Sandra is really giving it the full beans!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 11:05,
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Wizard carving kit on Scamazon
...although 'wizard' wasn't the first thing that came to mind.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 2:54,
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what a twat
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:35,
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yer a wizard, Fanny
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piss and shit, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 7:22,
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“It feels really good in the hand, you'll lose touch with the real world working on your wizard.“
Uh-huh.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 9:13,
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"It feels really good in the hand, you'll lose touch with the real world working on your wizard."
indeed
EDIT: Mind the piss!
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 9:14,
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and if you get fed up with it
stropping supplies included
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 10:31,
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Haha good marketing!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 21:54,
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Rice is great when you are hungry and you want 200 million of something
How many grains of rice in a lorry? fuktyfyno
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 2:33,
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The best one is in the Drunken Bakers book.
"For Fuck's Sake"
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:30,
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the first one is a rip-off of a famous (well, perhaps not that famous anymore) Wodehouse dedication
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:27,
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the girl looks a *lot* younger than 18 and he drives a car
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:38,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLSqpYyPD8
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:48,
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I really wish I didn't search for these terms!! not the best part of the internet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:10,
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...
youtu.be/w0Qd24gk0g8?t=77
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:15,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xryTCueKWI
We could go on the hovercraft
Across the water
They'll think I'm your dad
And you're my daughter
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:45,
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this is not the direction i imagined this post taking to be honest
it's a stop motion animation from eighty odd years ago ffs.
i now await others distress about there being a puppet of colour in the story too or something.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:54,
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Well now you mention it...
Nah, only kidding.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:42,
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that head spin though
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:39,
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it's a delicacy
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:44,
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oh fuck no, the legs, nope
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:01,
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ronseal
"Tastes watery... well, because of the water."
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:15,
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urrgh
3:35 for the body! (gags a little)
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:20,
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He’s not the sharpest tool...
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:41,
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It's always the way with assortments
It's mostly cheap tarantula and not enough zebra
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:19,
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NO
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 7:08,
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Flame on!
Merry St Candleberts Day, Fadgebadger
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 7:16,
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not seen anything dodgy yet
you can usually spot the ones from the uk without looking at the description
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:10,
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Me neither, not even a bit of cheeky reflectoporn.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:55,
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Probably won't see anything dodgy
they look pre recorded, not live.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:39,
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how can you tell?
edit: yes they all are: click a few times and it's obvious. also if you click submit it asks you to send in a 10 minute video. So there's the proof. Shame. Still hoping to see a murder though.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 4 Sep 2020, 9:36,
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Dave Brubeck - Golden Brown
1959...
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:27,
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Glassy cock- but a welcome one at that.
Based on this recording of Take Five:
youtu.be/tT9Eh8wNMkw
- which is just plain better jazz, you dig?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:43,
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Oww
... and I checked my hardest too
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:45,
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Happy to see that pastiche again
This should be the thread from June which has the original sources posted in it
b3ta.com/links/Lovely:6
(Do we still use “surprised kitten” for something that is a welcome return?)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:44,
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good time signatures
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEI0wZuwUSU
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:24,
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Lost sheep
and an incomprehensible accent
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:18,
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Little Bo Fecking Peep
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:29,
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Language is great
Yorkshire
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:36,
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ouiendurstud ohvryfickenwrrd wtsyr prublumwidit?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:15,
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arr rght
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:21,
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Fookin hell!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:03,
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Whale oil beef hooked.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:10,
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The Gaelic speaking chap had a really pleasant voice.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:35,
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If I lost farty five sheep I'd be speaking with an accent too.
Especially if they were red white and blue.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:40,
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I like how both farmers explained how they did it
er, I mean, how it could have been done.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:10,
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Choose Life
I made this!
Spent far longer on this than I should have.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:51,
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"This is not available to you"
Maybe not long enough?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 16:56,
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You can't see it? Weird.
Here's a direct link to the video:
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1301532420605448194/pu/vid/1280x720/jzr-cjfc8Nn6bAWl.mp4?tag=10
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:19,
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Thanks
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:29,
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Time well spent
and quick off the mark too.
It took me half a day to realise this isn't a govt. message but an advert for Dettol - unfortunately I won't be buying it until they change the smell to something that doesn't make me want to instantly puke, probably by association.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:18,
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I'm drinking dettol
in the hope it all might end sooner
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rob, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:10,
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*smells rob, pukes*
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:22,
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"Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that..."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:19,
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is that the latest brew dog cash in?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:06,
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dettol you got?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:51,
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I suppose it tastes better than Pact coffee
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 13:39,
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where did you fid someone who types with two fingers only?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:37,
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What's a fid?
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:43,
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It's that guy that builds machines that make his life worse
But it's also angrily advertising "The Boys" season 2.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:15,
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I was expecting Colin Furze.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:03,
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Nah, Colin Furze's machines make him so happy.
This guy started out with a robot that tracks his face and trains a laser on his eye.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:45,
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Reminds me of a nihilistic version of Simone Giertz.
- she's far more chipper and positive.
youtu.be/E2evC2xTNWg
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 20:50,
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Good shout, her stuff's great.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:46,
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That's where I remember him from
God I feel old
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:49,
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was just about to post this!
Hatstand
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:53,
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Sensual
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:32,
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Sploshing again I see.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:00,
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Fucking Spazzy Bastart
NSFW
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:27,
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Enjoyed that
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 16:48,
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TL;DW
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:24,
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Forward to 00:03
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 8:45,
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Hello
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:54,
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+ you cunt
/ac
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dribble, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:13,
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Reminds me a bit of the game
“Japan World Cup”
youtu.be/UyCRX9x2fBI
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:00,
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I was in fits of laughter when I first saw these.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:19,
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I like it
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:19,
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Indeed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:40,
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Piss
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:23,
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Beware!
Horse is a alien, etc.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:33,
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Best of all the noodles
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:04,
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This is a bit special.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:06,
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just a bit!
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:13,
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christ that's good/awful
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:17,
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that's amazing
and disturbing
I love it!
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LP, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:03,
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Paints them in an entirely new light
What a pair of rascals.
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Varmint, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:08,
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The cheeky scamps!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:14,
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Good god.
Mesmerising until its premature curtailment.
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GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:24,
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FUCKING HEIL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:50,
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He shouted at his long suffering newsagent
And once more, today's Daily Mail was his.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:56,
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lol
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razzle, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:20,
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Jeepers, that’s good & awful
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:38,
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Wonderful {XD
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:11,
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wow
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:20,
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Maybe should've been Anne Frank on the right
Just to push the bad taste boundary a bit more
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Bradford Longflap No higher resolution available, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:38,
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Yes, it is in dubious taste;
but if you can't tell the moral difference between making Hitler and Stalin look silly, and making Anne Frank look silly, there's probably little hope for you.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:50,
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She's on drums
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:07,
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No wonder they found her.
Something something bandcamp
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:32,
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We are doomed
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 16:49,
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They both have a bad case of Lembit Opik/Douglas Carswell syndrome
but that was very nice all the same.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:25,
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rewritten by machine, a new technology
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:32,
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Time-lapse Earth from space
GC 2013.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 0:50,
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Looks less flat that you'd imagine
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 3:30,
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charming interview of welsh elderly couple
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:45,
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I don't think the folk of Banwen
get out much
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 4:03,
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Lovely, I've never found the Welsh anything but hospitable and friendly.
Although there was this bloke last month who told my friend's 5 year old boy to fuck off because he was trying to make a video of some sort.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:16,
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Ah, well
You can't be sheep fisting another sheep fisters fisted sheep.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:00,
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They voted for brexit.
That's not hospitable or friendly behaviour.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:16,
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He's actually called Baden Powell?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:39,
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Probably the most welsh thing I've ever seen.
They're absolutely delightful!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:40,
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She sounds like Worzel Gummidge \o/
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:07,
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There was something very
Father Ted like to me in this story.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:18,
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