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This is a link post Imagine... NSFW
You're Swedish... You're a proper rock 'n' roll band. Your culture involves shrimp sandwiches as a cultural reference to posh people and your mates have a fake shrimp warehouse factory to record a blinding live set...
This is what would happen.
And it's Satdee night so crank it up.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Two Hats has been busy since he left beeter..


Man warned by police after shouting 'wakey wakey' in Gosport


 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Drive-by Shouting
HMHB
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post HMHB
FTW every frickin time.
Soo many beautiful cultural references.
They're the old school birkenhead South Park.
Back in the day I was in charge of their DAT mastertapes.
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in case you missed it:
b3ta.com/links/1554112
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely

(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 12:40, Reply)
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We’re just receiving reports of an incident in Gosport where a number of people have been arrested in connection with “Annoying The Nation”
 (champagnerocker, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Creeping Chameleons I made this!
Music from an imaginary cybernoire movie.

Cut up and pasted together in the spirit of Ginsberg or Borroughs or some other pretentious autistic criminal.

Not a Partridge in sight.

.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit glitchy in places
- but it's just literally cut up and pasted together. I've got no quantizing software, I did it all by hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You can get on the front page with 2 votes?
Oh.









... tumbleweed ...
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ssssssh!
don't tell everybody
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to edit it to "just 2000 votes", but you still can't edit headers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I was going to day 'I didn't like it'
Just to be so very funny, but then I decide to watch it and it's great!

So click
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone know what percussion instrument is being used?
Curious as it features a lot in tv/movies but usually only so far back e.g. 60s/70s. Wondering why it wasn't common before that.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 10:27, Reply)
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It's a guiro, used a lot in Latin American sounding music.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'd spent a fruitless but informative while trawling through videos of auxiliary percussion instruments without luck
Did find someone playing a flexatone nicely and with an impressive thunderdrum
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a drum machine, innit
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ba-dum tish!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post farewell aufweisen goodbye


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Aufweisen?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hansel?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 7:27, Reply)
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ihm wurde untreue aufweisen, apparently
 (stubhuman, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish this stuff was on proper tele.
Do people still say narrowcasting? Narrowcasting is shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No one ever did.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post guinness is good for you


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:47, Reply)
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Not the recently-released alcohol-free stuff, apparently...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post alcohol free black stuff
seems such an obvious honey trap but let the free market reign i guess
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post Disco

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this witchcraft?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:27, Reply)
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Minogue TV

we must be living in the future
 (razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Now playing: Some Kind of Bliss
Forgot she went all britpop.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post is this GC?
just watched it and enjoyed it

SLS vs Starship: Why Do Both Programs Exist?


 (razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post One is a rocket program
The other is a way of funnelling US tax dollars to private companies.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post But both projects are proposed by private companies, each of whom 'funnel' US tax dollars to fund R&D for their HLV projects, neither of which technically exist yet.
Everyday Astronaut has wet sticky underpants for Elon Musk.

The US space system was established so that the factories to build parts for Apollo and Shuttle were placed in poorer states and regions, in the hope that the newly affluent workers would inject more money into their local economies. That's the system that SLS is operating in, a kind of American trickle-down socialist/capitalist utopia/dystopia where elected representatives always vote for more jobs, and why there's such pushback against reusability.

Musk operates in an evil genius system which also relies heavily on government funding, and an ideologically motivated, underpaid and non-unionised labour force... ...Is a way of looking at it that Everyday Astronaut is blind to.

Don't get me wrong, I think SpaceX has a more forward thinking and an ultimately sustainable business model (especially once they can mass produce rocket fuel from thin air and solar power), but both are genuine rocket programs.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:57, Reply)
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thanks for the insight

the peado comments from musk made him look a tit

and today the comments about testing covid - again a prick,

but he really is pushing the boundaries of rocket stuff, which is good
 (razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he's a complete prick in many, many ways, but he's getting important humanity shit done.
I wish Bezos would pull his finger out and get some rotating habitats on the go. China could get a move on with asteroid mining, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
On one hand he can be an ass. On the other he's the best chance humanity have.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 14 Nov 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, that's worse than your opinion on covid

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post SpaceX are delivering.
There’s no evidence that SLS will ever fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure there is.
It's a tried and tested design dating from the 80s, using tried and tested parts from the shuttle program! And this time they're not putting the payload inside a 'glider' which also carries an offset rocket engine fuelled by a giant tank strapped to two giant SRBs, so it should be a piece of piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No it’s not.
It’s a new design based on a small number of major components that were tried and tested on other launchers, joined up by a lot of components and systems that are unproven in flight.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post An awful lot of Starhip's components and systems are unproven in flight. By your standards every payload on every rocket is unproven in flight and lacking evidence that it will ever fly.
Except that's an intrinsically silly thing to say. SLS's main advantage over Starship is that it's just the latest in a design history going back to the 80s, and many different permutations of various configurations of SLS's stock components have successfully flown.

To suggest there's no evidence that SLS will fly is therefore silly. Your "small number of major components" include the engines, the fuel tanks and plumbing, the boosters, the aerodynamics, the reaction control, the flight control and all the parts to link them together. The parts that deliver the payload. The parts that make the rocket that takes your stuff to space.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabricobbled together...
... by rocket engineers?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games
until someone loses a space crew.
 (stubhuman, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I have a persistence file editor.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Just revert to launch.
Works for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 18:57, Reply)
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do you know the military budget is so huge compared to nasa that they literally built another hubble class telescope just to spy, decided they didn't want it, gave it to nasa and nasa couldn't even afford to launch it so it's just sitting in storage?
 (Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 13:37, Reply)
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reminds me of someone telling me this around 2005 ish, that the *increase* of the annual military spend in the US, was more than the entire UK annual military budget. I did look it up and it was true

edit: this pic is interesting cdn.howmuch.net/articles/The-World%27s-Military-Spendings-v2---72dpi-fixed-e7d3.jpg

that is some serious money spent on distrust of your fellow humans
 (razzle, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 20:32, Reply)
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Apples v oranges.

Trucks transport goods.

So do ships.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:19, Reply)
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are you saying ships and trucks can fly to the moon? i want to see that
 (razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:55, Reply)
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Yes.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Old 'News'
www.flickr.com/photos/62440303@N04/5683785190/
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 4:18, Reply)
This is a link post Transmissions: The Definitive Story of Joy Division and New Order
"This is Transmissions, the definitive story of Joy Division and New Order. Based on new and exclusive interviews with Bernard Sumner, Stephen Morris, Gillian Gilbert and Peter Hook, this series captures those vivid moments that tell their tale like never before."
It's done by them themselves, narrated by Maxine Peak and you can find it elsewhere anyway (I get it off Acast) but this is the youtube link. It's also on amazon, apple, spotify, deezer and no doubt all sorts. There's a bunch more info at www.neworder.com/newordernow/2020/10/9/transmissions-the-definitive-story.html before you commit ( there are rumours bono is going to turn up. I know, I know)
Found it as a result of finding out Bernard had mild covid
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:51, Reply)
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Many thanks for this
 (Farty Funkhouser, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post always happy if i post something worth the time
most kind Farty
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post Who Do I Think I Am? by Elvis McGonagall NSFW
Farewell to Cummings. Expect the fingersniffer-in-chief to pop up over the pond and exhume the GOP in time for 2024
(Dick Lovegate, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Cummings would get on with Trumpf, not ingratiating enough.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Trump would admire the nihilistic libertarianism, 3 word slogan policies and dedication to destroying the deep state civil service.
As well as the privileged entitled above-the-law-edness, the disregard for truth, facts and experts, and his criminal and corrupt contacts as a spin doctor and as a fixer.

I'm starting to think it might be a good idea to keep Cummings and the Republican party apart somehow.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well now you put it like that...
He and Farage might team up for Trumpf 2024.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just so long as he fucks off, I don’t care where he goes.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post We back in lockdown I made this!
Since Berlin and the Uk is now on lockdown for the month, here's a little thing me and me mates made

(raypugh, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *England

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post Iron Fist: the Giants are Coming NSFW
Mental Turkish film. Nothing but gunfights and birds in their underwear.

P.S. It's actually called Iron Claw the Pirate, not what I said in the title.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous stuff.
I've heard of a tinfoil hat, but 51:00 is a new application.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
No 5G for her.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see a lot of Italian Spiderman’s inspiration

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post 71 million people got me questioning. Where is their love...?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post No reason.
Music this good doesn't need a reason.

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking love a bit of Mongolian folk, me

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever seen Genghis Blues?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0187859/

It's really good. Here's an inexplicably quiet clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LYc06l2gGo
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, but I've got Yo Yo Ma's Silk Road Ensemble albums
- and Jah Wobble's dub Mongolian stuff.

It's like a Spaghetti Western soundtrack from a parallel universe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is beautiful, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Khunt and the gang.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Wake me up before you Gobi Gobi.
Yes. It doesn’t scan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Just tell 'em it's blank verse.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Xmas duet with Cliff
in the bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I left my heart in Ulaanbaatar

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Not seen anyone else have a go today... I made this!


(admss, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post Kunt's greatest work NSFW
That Kunt link down there reminded me of this masterpiece that I haven't listened to in years. Glad to report it still holds up. A truly great piece of musicianship.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 13 Nov 2020, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nostalgia for more innocent times.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the most under-rated artistes of our time
Never fails to a bring a smile to my face :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post still going, like b3ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not big or clever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YM70M_e-U
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Public Image Limited - Rise I made this!
Long time lurker on here, just putting out a remix I've done of the old Johnny Rotten track Rise, thought some of you may appreciate it!

(TheBat, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrrrific!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Took a while to settle for me
- but then it was excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post likey muchly
-click-
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A thing of beauty is a joy forever
Nicely done
 (Farty Funkhouser, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:44, Reply)
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Thanks all, appreciate you taking the time to listen!
 (TheBat, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Decent. Well done. Sounds great on my new speakers.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post Crystal....


(GeeFunk, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Nicholas Parsons would say that’s not in the spirit of the rules.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "Deviation from the English language as we know it."

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "If you have anything to say...shut up!"

(Hemipygous, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post otherwise you get a bash on the head like this or like this

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he do those Terms & Conditions bits on radio adverts in his spare time?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post F*cking Geordies

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post easy mistake
those are gateshead accents
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, Mackems I reckon.
coming over to the Newcastle, causing bother dan the toon
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Usin' a ute as a wippun
Strewth blue!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The ute of today, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers this is stuck in my head now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDmKivuxMY
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:52, Reply)

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