I'm watching the whole thing and JFC most of the audience are numpties....
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m00142ts/question-time-2022-03022022
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 16:25,
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I'm still reeling from the Guy from the Telegraph
who likes Boris because he's a con man
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 16:07,
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There's a bunch of covidiot cunts outside my local hospital
Protesting the INJUSTICE of wearing a mask.
I really wanted to just fucking fireball the lot of them, fucking goblinoid scum.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 16:52,
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There was one in the pub last night that tried to engage us in conversation...
I told him to fuck off in no uncertain terms and our table completely blanked him until he wandered off, fuming...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 18:25,
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Some cunt wandered into my department with his crappy snood mask alternative down round his neck like a scarf earlier today.f
My resolution for this year is to try to be a little less aggressive towards the anti-mask/curiously mask exempt bunch.
As he walked past, I politely (for reals) asked him if he could keep his mask up while he was in the building.
"NO" *carries on walking*
"Excuse me?"
"FINE, I'll wear it. Not like it does anything anyway. What's the fucking point?"
"Well, the point is to have a bit of consideration for the people in your vicinity who might feel considerably more comfortable if you'd just cover your face for the 5 minutes or so you spend in here"
"It's all bullshit though, the scientists say they don't work. Shouldn't have to bloody wear them, fucks sake" he says as he buggers off out of earshot again.
He works for the local fucking Volvo garage. I can't imagine there are many scientists in his line of work. Even fewer that specialise in virology.
I honestly don't know whats worse with these twats. The fact that they genuinely don't seem to care that being an antimasker makes them come across as an intolerable self-centered cunt. Or that the act of putting one on is somehow more demeaning to them than being the kind of cunt that doesn't.
I hope every one of them gets coronavirus and fucking dies.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 20:15, Reply)
I presently have a MASSIVE beard
and I get nasty, bloody eczema around my ears, so the standard masks don't work for me (in that they barely filter my breath at all, and cut the shit out of me). The oversize president Biden style mask can be okay for a while, but I'm literally bleeding after a full day. Snood style masks work best in terms of function and comfort, I have a selection and can equip them with activated carbon filters if I feel the need.
I'm talking the synthetic/cotton fabric 'buff' cycle mask type of thing, not a knitted snood, btw.
#notallsnoods
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 22:05,
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I'm actually generally okay with snoods to be honest.
I couldn't give a bollocks how effective somebody's choice of face covering is as long as it appears like it might be effective. We're living with this virus now and unless you're in a bad way, you're probably not going to die too badly if you do end up catching it. I suspect the vast majority have already had a dose and just didn't notice due to vaccines or decent natural immune response. Stopping the spread seems like a complete waste of time at this point.
What I do give a bollocks about, however, is people making the absolute minimum amount of effort in order to put their fellow shoppers/commuters/social acquaintances at ease. I have absolutely no doubt that there are people out there that genuinely cannot wear something over their face due to crippling PTSD or severe respiratory issues. But I'll be fucked if every person I see with (or without) a medical exemption lanyard truly can't manage 5 minutes with something covering their mouth and nose. The fact that there are SO MANY absolute horrors out there who would rather walk around with their nose and mouth out for the whole world to see because they either can't be bothered or would just rather not wear a mask is frankly disturbing.
A few weeks back I walked into my local Post Office. I was a bit distracted and had completely forgotten to put my mask on. One of the members of staff approached me and somewhat timidly asked me if I should be wearing a mask. I was absolutely fucking mortified that I had forgotten to put it on and removed myself from the premises until I sorted it out.
I've stated quite openly in the past that I'm passionately misanthropic. I'm very quick to hate other individuals, but it's not my starting point with them. I'm actually quite a nice person assuming you aren't acting like a complete fucking belljar. If my wearing a mask makes that other person a few feet from me feel more confident that I'm not going to pass on a virus to them that they might then pass onto their immuno-comprimised relatives, then that's reason enough for me to wear it. If that's not reason enough for somebody else they're a fucking cunt.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:25, Reply)
I like wearing a mask because it makes me feel like a supervillain.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:51,
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Going to the shops
Putting your mask on before getting out of the car, feeling like you should be grabbing a shotgun too.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 8:16,
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Well, you certainly got your value for money out of that little rant.
It’s really quite the anecdote. And as for the noble and righteous sentiments expressed, good for you!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:15,
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I'm an incredibly noble and righteous individual.
Are you new here?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:28, Reply)
Every time some smart arse trots out the whole appeal to authority thing…
… I just want to slap them repeatedly with a fish while reminding them that real life is not a school debating club.
Doctors didn’t get those letters after their names by “proving” chairs don’t exist. Does this wanker call in a plumber when they have a leaky pipe and then try to tell them they don’t know how to fix it?
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jonbob loves you, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:13,
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yeah, christ. it's remarkable how often mentioning logical fallacies seems to accompany bad argument by dickwits
The only time one should mention "appeal to authority" is when you subsequently rip off his facemask and say "you see, he's really the groundskeeper from the abandoned amusement park!"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 3:57,
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Shocking case of child abuse from the 80's
Hard to image how this kid would turn out like in later life
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:57,
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'Obnoxious little twat'
doesn't really seem to do the little fellow justice.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:21, Reply)
Amazing that this exists
If you were going to make a parady of Jacob Rees Mogg as a child, this is what you would come up with.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 5 Feb 2022, 11:46,
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Baited Go-Pro, stolen by body positive parrot methinks.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:41,
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I love keas.
The noise they make sounds like they've just found you in a game of hide-and-seek. Destructive little fuckers though, I'm glad they live on the other side of the world.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:58, Reply)
GoPro could develop a sturdy parrot cam made of wood and call it iKea
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:29,
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Ha!
I was convinced it must have been set up with some bait as the bird carried on pecking at it for so long, but it turns out it just hates technology!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 16:44,
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It’s a nice vid but the fakery spoils it a bit.
That bird flew a long way well out of sight of the house. There is no way anyone could have covered the distance and located the camera in ninety seconds. The cut at 1:45 shows the end was staged.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 19:25,
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Or they cut it because it did take a lot longer than 90 seconds to find it
I'm not sure TBH - the bird flies over some trees but circles back a bit before landing and it's quite possible they saw the rough area it landed in, and it would be fairly easy to spot a Kea laying into a GoPro from a reasonable distance.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 22:19,
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GoPros also have WiFi and Bluetooth,
and some also have GPS, all of which can aid in locating them if you're within range.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 1:22,
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Ok. Perhaps I’m being overly cynical about a cool vid.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 14:48,
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Palms sweaty, mom's ... tripe'n'onions
When he leans over to wave at the end it gave me the collywobbles
GC 2018, past statute of limitations
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 5:54,
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OH NO, that gives me the fear every time.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:36,
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1877 £14000
In 2017, this is worth approximately:
£876,526.00
In 1870, you could buy one of the following with £14,000:
Horses: 933
Cows: 2621
Wool: 21212 stones
Wheat: 6965 quarters
Wages: 70000 days (skilled tradesman)
just in case anyone else wondered
currency converter
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:22, Reply)
And interestingly enough
If you used that same £14000 to purchase a house in 2017, it would be worth approximately £876,526.00 today!
I'm currently looking to buy my first property. It's fucking awful.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:31, Reply)
fucking awful is a slight understatement
I was renting for 5 years before I managed to find a reasonable house and I had to completely move away from the area I wanted.
Luckly I bought before the covid lock down and the housing market seems to have got even worse
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 10:35, Reply)
I'm currently considering buying a house in a shit area that is selling for literally almost double what it last sold for in 2017.
I'd normally never consider it, but I'm getting completely priced out of anything nicer and I absolutely refuse to buy a flat. It's mental.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:21, Reply)
i would consider not buying yet and waiting,
but that's what I did, expecting it to get better, it didn't
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:35, Reply)
Is there such a thing as the Major Curry prize?
Where a group of friends submit their least likely political affairs and if your choice turns out to be true then you win a curry on the rest?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:36, Reply)
Ive always dug this track
i wished i hadnt looked at the comments......I knew what to expect .
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 4:41, Reply)
Boxing Promoter Kalle Sauerland transforming into a Lizard
at a live press conference.
drugs are bad, m'kay?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 13:32, Reply)
Mandy?
I mean... Boxing and MDMA? How does that work?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 14:00,
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By the time you read this your fires will probably be extinguished.
Nevertheless, may you have many more.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:20,
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Looks like a white xmas was had
in promoting the fight for this Saturday in cardiff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JDfYcKKfeQ&t=3s
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 0:04, Reply)
Would have been better with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIbd9i9uR1g
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 15:04,
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if it ate a small bird
would it shake a tit then ...
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 10:16,
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Happy Candles FeralCatMan
Take this lady out for a slap-up meal and you might be in there.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 7:48,
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I've been following Luna's progress.
I like the way her and the rottweiler play.
Glad I don't have to gut rats and chicks, my little black cat gets it's own mice.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 11:19,
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Happy candles
twitter.com/missenell/status/1487865882953097218
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:04,
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Thanks, looks like a lilac point siamese I had a few years ago!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 13:05,
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Better be fucking sure that's well sealed
Or it's flappy fishy fun times for kitty!
"Not so good at the away game, are you fishy?"
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 15:09,
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hi candleabra!
happy b3tan day, fcm
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:59,
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17 happy candles up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 14:08,
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Sittin on top of the world
Old Doc Watson classic given a shot of adrenaline.
(Edit: original by Howlin' Wolf of course.)
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 22:10,
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There’s something wrong with my phone
It’s making this horrible noise
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 22:49,
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There's something really insincere about Milennials performing traditional folk music.
Good on them for trying to keep it alive, fuck me I'll take a bit of Milennial Bluegrass over that fucking Mumble Rap wankery the Gen Z's are calling Hip Hop any day of the week.
But the soul just isn't there.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 23:04, Reply)
What do you have against people born between 1981 and 1996?
It must be part of your right wing radicalisation, but it seems like a really arbitrary target for your hatred.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 14:16,
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I think Bruce Molsky does a really excellent job of performing all kinds of old time music in a sincere way (not that he's a millennial, but he's definitely not from Appalachia in the 1930s).
Seems like a lot of great contemporary bluegrass and old time musicians could make a huge improvement to their music by not trying to imitate the tinny sound of prewar microphones with their voice.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:51,
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You're probably on to something there.
That might be exactly what the issue is.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:19, Reply)
You're not wrong, that first girl's voice seems way off...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 0:10,
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I feel I have to leap to the defence of Billy Strings
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFEZOjtrwls
The comments about the guy in the background are pretty good
Molly Tuttle does some amazing playing if you check out her vids (her voice is a bit weak compared to her playing, but certainly not bad)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 2:25,
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A triumph of technique over emotion
They’ve put all their effort into showing off their playing skills, and forgotten the point of the song. Does anyone listening to this performance actually believe he is sitting on top of the world?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 9:40,
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Bluegrass has always had an element of 'flex' showing off their skills
Nothing new there, go back to the very earliest and you will find super fast playing,
Billy and Molly are preserving a tradition in a way that Americans are very proud of.
If it doesn't ring your bell that's cool and all but I don't doubt their sincerity of love for the music for a second.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvSYtYDlApA&list=PL149CF62EC4A4D8CB
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 10:37,
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It's just one of many versions of a traditional classic written in the 1930's *
As a musician one can admire instrument/musical skills regardlesss of emotion. Emotion does not always have to come into the equation.
But should you prefer that, I gladly refer you to the millions of current so-called singer-songwriters, who prefer an excess of navel gazing over actually knowing how to play an instrument.
*) Written by the Mississippi Sheiks, so I was wrong twice in the post title
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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 11:24,
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I like Billy Strings. A lot.
I first heard of him on here. Ignore the haters, Bluegrass rules!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 11:48,
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I like a bit of bluegrass/country done well
like Sturgill
youtu.be/tNV16tz1NK0
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 13:19, Reply)
That's great stuff
I thought the original was Sam Chatmon, who is terrific. If you haven't watched the video recordings Alan Lomax did with him, they're so good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueEQKZcXfjc
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:41,
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Watch to the end for a glimpse of what the farmer was dealing with.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 21:01,
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Wonder what happened before, to provoke that.
In other vehicle news, Range Rover explodes
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60229619
I reckon it dieseled itself to death.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 21:14,
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I think the last few seconds make it fairly clear how things got to where they did.
That’s a flash motor for such a modest gaff.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 21:40,
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Knobheads
Yeah I wondered too, divorce springs to mind.
Edit: Whoa! Candles on the wrong day.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 22:04,
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Happy candles!
Careful you don't light up any cars with all those!
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 9:24,
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You are now old enough for L plates. Congrats.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 11:05,
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I know the area quite well, and that's fairly typical
In the 90s when my brother moved there, it was common for people to have a car parked on the drive that cost more than the house. (House prices have outstripped all sense since, of course.) Along a row of old Welsh slate terraced houses, you'd see Mercedes, BMW, etc - not a Golf or Corsa in sight.
People want to live where they live, and the cheap housing leaves them with plenty of spare cash for a "nice" car - whatever that means to them.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 8:23,
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Had a mate who worked in a Range Rover dealership. He reckoned nobody who bought one could actually afford it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 10:42,
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All that drug money won't spend itself
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 18:39,
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They're honestly some of the most dogshit motors on the road.
The company I work for sees a lot of professional country types (landowners, estate managers, etc) and the majority of them won't touch Range Rovers because they are the most bloated, unreliable pieces of excess imaginable. They're the ultimate 'lifestyle' status vehicle for tossers with more money than sense.
People see footballers/royals driving about in them and think "That must be a right good motor, that!", and I suspect the ones that end up keeping them past their 63rd mechanical/electrical fault only do so because they're too proud/egotistical to admit they've made a huge mistake in purchasing a vehicle that instantly lost half its value the moment it drove off the forecourt. Spontaneously bursting into flames is practically a feature at this point.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 22:55, Reply)
also one of the most stolen motors in Britain, according to some coppers
Something to do with the value/ease of nicking/ease of fencing ratio that makes thieves target em. Saw a police lockup of what looked like hundreds of them interspersed with other makes, waiting to be destroyed
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 23:50,
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I think you mean it had a diseasel.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 10:41,
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Fuller story here:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-60232206
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Varmint, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 21:37,
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Farmer Palmer from Viz defence rather hopefully employed
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 23:56,
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A few years back, but this happened not far from me:
www.keighleynews.co.uk/news/10065543.bradley-farmer-rammed-couples-car/
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Varmint, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 9:00,
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The farmer's been cleared of dangerous driving and criminal damage.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 18:30,
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Somethings afoot, what prompted that search term?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 15:37,
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I can help
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4l514lBb8
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:19,
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:((
i dont know why you do this to me
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:20,
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Someone has to, atmoic isn't here.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:27,
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IDKWTF
because I can't turn the SafeSearch off for some reason.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:10,
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You have to be logged in to a Flickr account if u wanna see nipples and dicks.
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:11,
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Gaz me your username and password then.
Blimey this is turning into a mission.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:23,
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Can someone with an account screenshot it for the rest of us who have no idea what's going on?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 19:51,
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Honestly, I don't think you want that.
Of all the parts of the human body that could be "veiny" let your imagination run wild, and then reach for the mind bleach.
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Varmint, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 19:54,
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It's him!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xyjk4sDxnI
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 14:13,
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I for one welcome the new generation of tech-savvy morally disillusioned anarchist teenagers.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 Feb 2022, 15:15,
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Every time I see the word “Bezos”, I read “Benzos”.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 18:48,
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That’s rather charming
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 23:58,
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uhhhhhhhhhhh??
after reading this you will be all like "uhhhhhhhhhhhh??"
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colmcq2, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 11:37,
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"it will fluctuate with the daily value of Bitcoin"
"One night a few weeks ago, just as I was going to sleep, an idea flashed through my mind. Being the artist that I am, I put this fleeting idea down on paper the next morning"
Sometimes you need to ignore those late night ideas
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 17:53,
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In my head,
it either has very extreme hiccups or staggering levels of flatulence.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 21:24,
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