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This is a link post That's the soundtrack sorted...


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer their version of Across The Universe
to keep me from the edge of panic
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 26 Feb 2022, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post PLOT FOR SALE
mod: bye spam! hello teletext!
(Praba Praba, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to wonder if all the spambots are part of a Russian cyber-attack.
I hope so, because it would be reassuringly incompetent.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Praba Praba must be Pravda Pravda then

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Has there been a Ukraine thread yet?
Expecting at least 5000 words from Mr Penis
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear that best builders in Chennai are all Dalit paedophiles

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 11:45, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 11:53, Reply)
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My sister's friend's neighbour said Mr. Ponnusamy Karthik. A was jailed for five years for raping a water buffalo.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post When did Newbie Tuesday stop being a thing?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post when they added social sign ins

(piss and shit, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It must still be a thing, it says so in the FAQ.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
So is "Don't be a cunt", but I think you can see how that went.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Gets in rocking chair lights pipe. In my day they mainly turned up on Tuesday.....
And that was the special night with your Mum
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Spamcunt.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Light Entertainment I made this!
Hello there, long time no art, here's what I've being doing at night out in the woods nearby. (Contains no dogging.)

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 24 Feb 2022, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The lost Rendlesham Forest footage

(Bradford Longflap No higher resolution available, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I'm going to look that up
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 24 Feb 2022, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Token - exception NSFW
I live 5 minutes away from where Colchesters youngest serial killer commited his murders.

I have had heard numerous accounts of the daily bullying he endured for being different.

This track brought all those points home.
(Tivert, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He killed two people. Bit of a stretch to call him a serial killer.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's fair, as long as their national security numbers were sequential.
edit: "national security"? I was thinking of national insurance, fuck knows where that came from. I blame lack of coffee.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Social Security Number in the US….

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Feb 2022, 20:19, Reply)
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The new definition of serial killer is someone who commits enough murdering to provide material for at least 3 episodes of a podcast
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post more than one qualifies as 'serial', mate

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Three or more counts as serial. More than one is multiple.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd argue that considering the perpetrator and the somewhat random nature of the attacks
That spree killer would have been more appropriate than serial killer. Or just 'windowlicking mentalist'.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post depends, some definitions up it to 4, some have it as 2

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post more than one at the same time is parallel
more than one random victim on public transport is universal serial bus
 (ozof, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post English not your first language, pal?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post SEND HIM BACK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 25 Feb 2022, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Imagine there's no borders

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:57, Reply)
This is a link post Eddie Bishop header
Happy candles to me!

As is tradition, I'm pea-roasting one of my all-time favourites. This is still the funniest thing on the internet and I'm yet to be proved wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Since it's your candlemass,
I won't disagree. Only since it's your candlemass, though.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Haoy candles and all but it's not really a tradition now, is it?
You haven't posted a link since
b3ta.com/links/1219251
and you haven't posted Eddie Bishop since 2013 and that was the only other time.
False memory....., time for the doc, maybe take extra fish oil until you get an appointment
Pull yourself together.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I have my own creepy stalker. Ain't that nice?
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post not as nice as what you're wearing right now

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This from a man who doesn't rinse out his recycling fully
or cut his credit cards up properly

Creepy is if you make it hard. Can you make it......hard, ousgg?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Call me pedantic
but I rarely sing "Auld lang syne" at New Year, but it's still a tradition.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post At what point does common practice become tradition?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
But I'm not sure what your point is - the claim was that the OP wasn't doing something traditional because they hardly ever post. My analogy was that if I sang Auld Lang Syne just once in my whole life, I'd still be doing something that is traditional.
The question of whether pearoasting favourites on your b3ta birthday is commonplace or traditional is slightly different!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but what if your arm exploded?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 25 Feb 2022, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirs

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Catch Us If You Candle Day, ousgg

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 15 happy candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnier than his brother.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Bad apple on windows 10 task manager

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Black Widow injection
Actual WTF
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post More craziness from the web.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't she know that they have to be radioactive
for it to work?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post She only injected it to catch the fly. This could have quickly escalated.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post denied suicidal ideation
FUCKFUCKFUCK can we please dispense with americans asap.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't like the phrase "suicidal ideation"?
I've got bad news for you, it's common medical terminology in the UK too.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i have a vomiting ideation

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It is common medical terminology
but I think it's slightly misused here. 'Intent' would make more sense, since they actually performed the act.*

*according to the fictional news report.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a nonsense term
Just use the word and you have necessarily formed the idea. Fucking shit fucking stupid management psychobabble.

Please, point out someone I can kill in a frenzied rage and get away with it.

Intent is fewer letters and is correct
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 25 Feb 2022, 5:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you should take out your rage on the dictionary.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Feb 2022, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Learning is fun.

(hadr0n Craic whore, Thu 24 Feb 2022, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Encanto Parody song I made this!
Yeah I know. Maybe your kids will like it though :-) Anyway, the lady singer (hired from Fiverr) deserves some exposure, she did a great job.

(I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Mazel tov!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(piss and shit, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post thought it was going to be some social commentary about portrayal of jews in disney animation
instead it was snot jokes. but you're right, my kids dig it. the video that is, not snot. thankfully the youngest seems to be passed that phase
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Snot Funny

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post won't someone think about the children!


Roblox: The children's game with a sex problem


 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This has given me a headache.
Thanks for that.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is Cardy B and why should I give a shit what she thinks about anything?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a famous popstar - as I'm sure you well know
and this is a puff piece.
 (augsav, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't call them that any more, Grandad.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:49, Reply)
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squishy piece?
 (augsav, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly don’t know.
I’d say that I’ve probably never heard of something like 90% of “famous” people.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post well done

(piss and shit, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Why you asking all them questions you a cornball you get popped.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The neice of Pullover A

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i before e except before c

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post She puts bottles of beer in her foo foo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe this is what made her famous
youtu.be/LlX_dsQS6d8

Serious political interview.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow.
Wow... wow.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you can find the unedited version
If you can bear it. I don't think it is very long.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Buggritt
What about being on Ukraine's side thou vacuous nonsense, thou
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Two sides to every story...
Some lazy journalism here, we don't get to hear what NATO or Russia have to say about this woman....
 (Farty Funkhouser, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post my thumbs have gone weird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zcwZO2tE6c
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP
I read somewhere that after losing 40% of the copyright to the song he needed organ donation
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he get sued by Bach?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post he got sued for copying that song Drive
written by that guy Turner from the group Bach
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 4:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but retained 60% thanks to Bach's decomposition

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 7:06, Reply)
This is a link post Mark Lanegan is dead.
A loss to the music world, if perhaps not to the intellectual world. I do hope it wasn't Covid.

Hear Mark Lanegan Duet With Kurt Cobain on 'Where Did You Sleep Last Night'


 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post cool time stamp - nice numbers
see also: www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60485697

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, took me a moment to catch on. Now to aim for all the threes!

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it must be nice to have something to look forward to

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really. I'll probably be dead before then.
I do have that to look forward too, though!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post why on earth not?
no more pain no more stress no more idiots no more bollox - bliss

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjqk5t4xGI

or are you just making more noise?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81xA9TYSJ0
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post bet you can keep it up all night, can't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB_c4uni6Xg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(ozof, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 6:14, Reply)
This is a link post Made a big spider from paper-mache I made this!
This how. Also its from that game Grounded.

(mrmenfolk, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post putin on the blitz
sooper dooper : east meets west

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post WMFMYSKA NSFW I made this!
Overdue invoice, so another chase song. My first foray into Ska. I am so bad/lazy at After Effects.
(Chuffley, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't worry about the quality of After Effects
It gives it a definite charm.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant.
Vid is great too. Simple and effective.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very good
But a bit much for first thing in the day. I’ll watch it back again later.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
I think you speak for a lot of freelancers here.
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 6:23, Reply)
This is a link post Global Firepower

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some highly suspect maths going on in there. Ranking the US as the third placed naval power based purely on number of assets completely ignores what those assets actually are.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.
Most of China's fleet has short range sonar and would miss a convoy if it was just over the horizon, according to some war nerd on Radio 4.

Also it doesn't appear to take space assets into account. Accurate GPS, spying capabilities, Jewish space lasers, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Abuse and misuse of statistics continues apace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post geopolitical top trumps

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 23:36, Reply)

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