Happy Space Wars day
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 4 May 2022, 13:04,
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Are they singing "Sea Chicken"?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 May 2022, 14:01,
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Please, just can the puns okay?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 May 2022, 14:54,
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Too much treble in that
needs more bass
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 May 2022, 9:19,
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That used to be one of my fave onigiri fillings.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 4 May 2022, 19:52,
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Though this was something about artificial intelligence
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 May 2022, 11:36,
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Scorn. Has anyone else seen this?
It was hidden in the Steam store for me but recently saw it on YouTube and it looks interesting: sort of a cross between Soma and Alien with a dash of Prey (the first one). Trouble is that even after all this time the trailers haven’t changed all that much and I worry this will be another We Happy Few, whereby the devs have one or two good ideas, think they can make a full game out of it and end up failing pretty miserably.*
The art is lovely, but when it looks like they’ve only modelled two NPCs after all this time I get worried. Likewise there are apparently supposed to be multiple environments, but when the trailers only ever show one and the game is due for release this year…
*it wasn’t especially bad really, not the worst thing I’ve ever played, just dragged on for more than twice as long as it ought to have had.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 3 May 2022, 23:06,
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I've been waiting for ages, so not optimistic about it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 3 May 2022, 23:14,
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Also a bit worrying that they still haven’t managed to sync the sound effects up with the gun animations.
But to be fair, Black Mesa took yeeears and it was probably worth the wait.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 3 May 2022, 23:21,
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R took many years and still launched as a wreck.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 May 2022, 1:13,
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I bought STALKER a long time after it was released.
I tried it but gave up fairly quickly. I've probably said before that I really don't like inventory juggling. With SS2 the plot was interesting enough for me to push through it, Prey (the second one) likewise, but at the far end of the scale is Breath of the Wild; as much as I love Zelda the inventory faff makes it unplayable for me.
Now, what I'd really like to see is a Messiah remake. Get the DOOM guys in for the soundtrack (I think Jesper Kyd is still around too), maybe hire some of these guys for art, and see if anyone knows what the fuck happened to Adam Foster.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 4 May 2022, 2:37,
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I can cope with inventory juggling if the atmosphere is right.
Lost Alpha made it more playable with vehicles and far fewer glitches. It lost some of the lonely wandering quality though. Getting drunk in-game was amusing.
Loads of free mods here for those interested
www.moddb.com/mods/lost-alpha
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 May 2022, 17:42,
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Saw a video years ago, had completely forgotten about it. Seen no mention since so I assume it got abandoned.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 3 May 2022, 23:21,
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When it got to the three minute mark
I genuinely thought it had looped back to the start
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 May 2022, 10:28,
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Man has a dick on his arm
NSFW
Article about it www.complex.com/life/man-lost-penis-new-one-built-on-arm-moved-to-groin
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6 inches!?
Given the choice, it would seem a waste not to go further.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 3 May 2022, 22:48,
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If you're that way inclined, might as well forgo the peen and use the whole arm.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 4 May 2022, 3:37,
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A dick in the bush is worth two on the arm.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 May 2022, 14:37,
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Aliens talk about twitter and musk and the means of communication
I made this!
Two minutes of aliens using a pretty light show to describe the structural issues in capital owned media, in brummy and welsh accents, by aliens, on a topical subject, with a light-show for visualistaion, and all with a vr version.
I didn't get out much this bank holiday weekend unless being in that VR space-pod counts.
starshipsd.com/observers/musksocial/
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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Tue 3 May 2022, 17:49,
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"The best way to judge that is to look at what this government says it's going to do, and what it does." - Okily dokily
I made this!
A brief look at the Tory's election manifesto and what promises they've broken.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 3 May 2022, 15:12,
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It's 'Promises' by Sam Smith.
I thought if I knew it, most other people would.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 3 May 2022, 16:28,
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Did you download the realplayer file from kazaa?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 3 May 2022, 18:21,
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Limewire 4 life!
Wait... are you commenting on the actual quality of the audio, and not critiquing the choice of track like I thought?
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 3 May 2022, 18:29,
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It sounds like a wet bag full of milk bottle tops to me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 4 May 2022, 14:05,
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allofmp3.com
Back when Russian hackers were on our side.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 4 May 2022, 6:19,
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The only thing I know by Sam Smith is his Alpine Lager.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 May 2022, 20:41,
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Oh come on now, she was the British number 1 tennis player from 1996 to 1999.
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Nicely done
I suppose the "£350M a week to the NHS" thing started before he was PM.
I'm now sitting here thinking of what else could have gone in - so much to choose from!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 4 May 2022, 6:43,
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This was looking at broken election promises, straight from the manifesto.
I covered the £350m for the NHS in another video a couple of years ago.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 4 May 2022, 9:53,
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not sure what good it''ll do
People have known he's a hopeless sack of shite for a good 20 years now. Hasn't done him any harm at all it seems
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that is boss
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 May 2022, 7:07,
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All gear reviews should be more like this
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 May 2022, 9:06,
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was the answer "Jesus"?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 May 2022, 1:28,
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The most deadly project on the Internet
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 3 May 2022, 4:44,
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Yeah I just saw this
hmm
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 May 2022, 10:46,
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Natural selection.
We should give as little exposure as possible to the potential dangers of fucking about with a bloody MICROWAVE TRANSFORMER.
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christ
different scenario, but had an uncle who was a ships engineer on bulk carriers. Had a crewmate die fixing a microwave antenna that was supposed to be switched off. Didn't kill him straight way, but did enough cooking of his liver and guts that he died a few months later
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 May 2022, 14:31,
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Phew, I thought we'd be missing out on one of your anecdotes for this post
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 3 May 2022, 16:34,
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that reminds me of an anecdote I told for an arthur c clarke video posted in links where I said something about shampoos
but it was a different time and anecdotes were more accepted then
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 May 2022, 0:18,
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Nasty
Livers are best despatched via alcohol.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 3 May 2022, 22:52,
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First rule of high voltage: don’t. Just don’t.
Second rule: if you really must ignore #1, keep one hand in pocket.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 3 May 2022, 23:23,
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Blimey, bathtime frolics here we come.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 4 May 2022, 11:24,
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we got a THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGG!!
Like a squeaky ballon
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 3 May 2022, 5:08,
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That's some Greek/French for
I know tits.
/am aware of my spelling.
Top work!
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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 May 2022, 1:37,
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Freaky
Listening to this on YouTube when I loaded b3TA. Refreshed as I thought my browser had cached the embedded video
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I bloody love Satie
When I feel like a troubled, brooding genius in the small hours after solo drinking too much gin
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Diamonds in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene with an orangutan lean.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 May 2022, 1:38,
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Arthur C Clarke predicts the year 2000
Working from home and enslaving genetically engineered monkeys.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 2 May 2022, 19:27,
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"Brain surgeons in Edinburgh operating on patients in New Zealand"
Odd that the inventor of the geostationary satellite doesn't appreciate the concept of latency. Still he did predict the alien invasion of 2023 so fair play to him.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 2 May 2022, 20:51,
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Hey, now. It's practically been accomplished by EE.
And there's absolutely no bullshittery going on whatsoever. Honest.
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Last time I checked
EE didn't have any 5G masts in New Zealand. They'll only start to install them after the 2023 alien invasion.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 2 May 2022, 22:28,
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Don't get me started on EE
Their "Landing a plane" advert winds me up something rotten - I suspect the only part of that setup that needed high bitrates was the video screens, which AFAIK were entirely redundant. If they'd said "To land a plane you need rock-solid 500Mbps upstream/downstream" I might have been vaguely impressed, but I doubt that's the case.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 3 May 2022, 6:12,
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There’s nothing in that advert that couldn’t be achieved with a VHF radio.
In fact, they’d need a local VHF radio to communicate with the crew WHO ARE ACTUALLY LANDING THE PLANE.
I’m amazed that they were allowed to get away with that advert.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 3 May 2022, 21:08,
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happened in 2001 (not Edinburgh to NZ)
effect of delay tested in 2015 without significant impact
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Not Edinburgh to NZ
I'm not sure I'd like a third of a second delay between the surgeon moving the scalpel and it cutting through my gray matter. But you're right there has been much improvement with the laying of undersea fibre replacing the old fashioned way of going up to one of Arthur C Clarke's Geostationary Satellites 37,000km away and then back down again. And he was right about the 2023 alien invasion so fair play to him.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 2 May 2022, 22:37,
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I've went to one telemedicine conference in the mid nineties, a demo had video quality that was like a wonky dvd but thankfully this wasn't being used for operations
lag might add fun but signal corruption could really spoil your day
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If there's any profession that should take the maxim "measure twice, cut once" to heart, it's brain surgery.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 4 May 2022, 6:09,
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I made a prediction in 1990 that by the year 2000 there would be many more types of shampoo available
History has proved me right
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 May 2022, 0:23,
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Yet in the 70's there were textbooks that would prove you wrong.
As we were to have run out of oil by then, Hence detergents and plastics.
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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 May 2022, 1:48,
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they couldn't have known, they didnt have all the fracks available
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 May 2022, 7:16,
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The cycle lanes in Bristol are getting beyond a joke
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 2 May 2022, 17:55,
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Wankers
If I'd been on a night shift running round looking after patients who were badly, and this bunch of cunts rocked up past my gaff disturbing my sleep, I'd grab some water balloons, fill them with piss and launch them at the fuck knuckle with his music centre mounted on his handlebars.
And if they didn't fuck off after that, they would get full on dirty protest.
Fucking Wankers.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 3 May 2022, 2:13,
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Needs planning
Water balloons need a fair pressure to inflate, so I'd keep a jug and large syringe handy.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 3 May 2022, 6:41,
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nothing like getting angry about things you made up in your own head
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That fuck is a cunting twat.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 5 May 2022, 18:38,
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The devastating effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADGFdE00KY
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Mon 2 May 2022, 16:35,
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The Finnish language is marvelous
They have no need for encrypted conversations. It's unpenetrable as it is.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 2 May 2022, 17:36,
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I love the Fins
off centre types.
and ooh, their prime minister
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unclepills, Mon 2 May 2022, 18:22,
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Video is a bit samey but it’s a fresh song about Austerity
I made this!
“Organised a round of applause for all the nurses, if you’re a worker got to work out what your worth is” etc
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tickle I was away, Mon 2 May 2022, 11:50,
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Oops!
Vodka may or not be involved.
Bungee cords are not enough.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 2 May 2022, 3:18,
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From 2014, apparently.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn5xpKgPML0
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 2 May 2022, 14:04,
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Anyone need some Vasoline?
I made this!
Well, it is a bank holiday weekend after all.
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Bouncy bouncy.....
Nothing to see here move along. (and if you dont like these then dont click on them. Nobody really cares about your opinion anyway its b3ta)
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 1 May 2022, 13:25,
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The May Grand Sumo tournament starts in 7 days.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 1 May 2022, 14:16,
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To be fair
I'd rather watch Toyah's bouncing bits than Sumo but hey each to their own.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 1 May 2022, 14:35,
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b3ta.com/board/11366531
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 1 May 2022, 16:54,
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Has either of them heard the original track?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 1 May 2022, 17:53,
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"Nobody really cares about your opinion anyway its b3ta"
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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this comment really tied the thread together dude
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 2 May 2022, 23:26,
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