Medieval physicians reckoned women should wank as much as possible
NSFW
In order to not become manly and unpleasant.
Wonder if that lass of QOTW who started wanking wednesdays knows about this?
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Greenbat, Fri 6 May 2022, 22:09,
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It's strange that women are almost never called the C word in the UK
But in the US it's relatively common - I was quite shocked when my US-based boss referred to a woman as a c**t, but it's perhaps more surprising that it's reserved for men in the UK.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 8 May 2022, 10:33,
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Classic British double standards.
Referring to men as pricks/cocks/nobs/bellends is relatively tolerable, but call a woman a cunt and you're suddenly a despicable mysoginist. Go equality!
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You're lucky I don't have female reproductive organs, let me tell you!
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:33, Reply)
I'm not rapping anymore
I made this!
I re-did the vocals and made a live action video for this song. I have an album out today. all the videos i;ve been posting have been part of the ineffectual promotional campaign. that's it from me for a while cos i need to think up some new songs. x
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tickle I was away, Fri 6 May 2022, 18:00,
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all your vids were great
pre-ordered, don't be a stranger
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 7 May 2022, 2:37,
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Thanks!
And thanks! I drifted off towards other platforms and real IRL life but I'm back. :D
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tickle I was away, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:05,
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I was a stranger
I've tried but it feels like it's gone a bit weird here now. or at least different in a way i don't like.
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tickle I was away, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 11:32,
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Great stuff
Good luck with the new stuff
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 7 May 2022, 8:18,
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Prim Tech goes all bricks'n'mortar
But the termites will still eat his wood.
fnar
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 6 May 2022, 17:14,
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A delightful bijou detached home, conveniently located in the heart of the sub tropical rainforest.
The property does require some modernisation.
£2800 PCM.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 May 2022, 17:48,
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Unique characterful artisanal space.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 May 2022, 23:29,
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OK:
Where did he get the spirit-level? There's no way those walls were done by eye.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2022, 19:33,
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I was thinking about the verticals at least as much as the horizontals.
They're preternaturally accurate.
It'd be easy enough to make a plumb-line without shattering the low-tech illusion.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 May 2022, 21:05,
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the blog includes bits on knives, gunsmithing and throwing axes so they aren't wrong
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But did the guinea pig with the pig’s heart identify as a pig?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 May 2022, 14:23,
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*imagines actual guinea pig*
With blood pressure of 500/370, before it exploded.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 May 2022, 23:09,
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Something something David Cameron
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 May 2022, 15:15,
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Well, if you're going to snuff it soon anyway, go for it.
Lets just hope the 'pig virus' hasn't been changed.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 May 2022, 23:41,
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This was immediately my first concern.
The extent of my virology expertise extends to a few (hundred, probably) Googles. But I can't foresee any situation where genetically modifying a porcine heart in order to make it more compatible with the human immune system is not going to in the inadvertent creation of some Frankenstein super-virus that proceeds to murder 95% of the population by causing us to simultaneously cough and shit ourselves inside-out.
I'm actually sort of okay with that, though. I miss the early-Covid days where you could take the dog out for a walk and quite genuinely not encounter another human being (or motor vehicle!) for the entire extent of the stroll. It was fucking lovely that. I hate cars. And people.
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I can see where you're coming from.
I barely noticed lockdown initially and liked the masks because I'm a strange person who doesn't enjoy diseases.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 May 2022, 17:23,
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Keeping a grocery store lobster as a pet.
I'm enjoying the journey of Leon the lobster.
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Hugo by Frank&Beans
I made this!
I made this video for the ace Frank&Beans - it involves some heavy-duty AI face-abuse - enjoy!
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And to think that we used to be happy with coloured bulbs on a sound-to-light unit!
That's awesome - I'm currently wondering if I could cope with watching it full screen on my computer with headphones on - I'm a bit worried about sensory overload!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 6 May 2022, 16:10,
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I've been away for ages and that's because some label was mad enough to release an album of our bands music
I made this!
It's out today and I used this place as a testing ground for certain tracks over the past couple years. But here we are...
Hope you're all doing well.
label is trailingtwelve.com
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colmcq2, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:35,
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All the Final Fantasy Chick' Rid'n choons
My favourite is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=twy_rOgRnm0
The bass player's on steroids
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 6 May 2022, 10:20,
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Just found this god-like voice...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 May 2022, 8:31,
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Coincidance.
Okey dokey, nearly six years since this was posted and it deserves another airing. Post below reminded me of it.
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Varmint, Thu 5 May 2022, 21:48,
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GROSSSTADTGEFLÜSTER - FEIERABEND
What is this?
Well, imagine it was 2006 and b3ta was for some reason a German website, and instead of a novelty ska song or something we managed to put together an absolute banger.
I imagine it would be almost exactly like this.
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Zuowan, Thu 5 May 2022, 21:33,
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I mean this is the very reason the Adobe suite of tools was invented.
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2022, 10:00,
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Wonderful
I've been on a proper nostalgia trip for early-mid 2000's b3ta. Kept my teenage self amused for hours, though I never had the talent to contribute much. Wonder where everyone went?
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Greenbat, Fri 6 May 2022, 22:12,
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is this a parody/response
to Marteria's Feuer?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CyRx_zI_w&ab_channel=MARTERIA
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Shagging on duty will get you the sack. Who would have guessed?
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 5 May 2022, 19:48,
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Playing hide the truncheon
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 May 2022, 20:01,
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70s Sat Nav
Without the Sat, and not much Nav.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 5 May 2022, 19:05,
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This has led to me watching
Judith Hann playing with a Nintendo R.O.B.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 May 2022, 19:26,
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8-Bit Tories episode 2
Nothing normal nor innocent about this lot
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:25,
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Local conservatives are worse
if anything
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:28,
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can someone tell me in no uncertain terms
why this fire is the fault of the torys? I saw that fire from my window and my mother in law is a social worker for the council. It's my belief that the incompetence that led to this fire could have been met by any political party and that corruption at the council level - things like maintenance companies charging £500 to change a light switch happen regardless of who's in charge. In fact my mother in law says that she saw vans turn up to steal charitable donations from her council offices at this time. Are the fuckers in their vans all tory too? I'm not saying that we don't need to get rid of the current government, we clearly do.
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If you follow the Grenfell Tower inquiry
you will see that the government apologised for "past failures in relation to the oversight of the system that regulated safety in the construction and refurbishment of high rise buildings."
It has been suggested that the (Cameron) government's policy of 'cutting red tape' could have led to the use of unsafe cladding materials.
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 6 May 2022, 16:17,
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Tory council added cladding
to make tower block "less unsightly" for other borough residents. Fitted cheap flammable cladding making it a death trap. That do you?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 6 May 2022, 18:19,
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no that's shit.
the other reply is much more to the point. yours seems like a house of cards.
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Yes, my local conservative councillor came to visit.
Turns out he lives on my road. He was very upset that I wouldn’t be voting for him, and kept telling me it was about local politics, so my feelings about the national government shouldn’t matter.
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Did you ask who they voted for in the leadership election?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 5 May 2022, 19:51,
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I didn’t.
Small child means I lack the sleep and mental acuity for thinking up sharp questions on the spot. In retrospect, I definitely should have said something along the lines of: you chose to be affiliated with them, why do you now think that shouldn’t influence how I vote?
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woah dude! that's, like, a giant hole
instagram link
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 May 2022, 1:49,
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All those big cars
afraid of a little puddle
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:54,
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Cassetteboy vs The Tories (again)
CB said over on /board
"Still churning these out. As bad as Boris is, personally I'm glad Sajid Javid isn't PM, man his intonation is flat and boring."
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unclepills, Wed 4 May 2022, 16:24,
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So much talent and hard work
And Tories will be voted back in again because The Mail and The Sun will be all "OMG HOW BAD WOULD LABOUR BE"
Currently NZ is probably going to vote in their Tory lot because... er... Well.. fucking morons rule the world
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 5 May 2022, 7:36,
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TBF tho
Sajid Javid seems like a decent and competent bloke, even if he is a Tory.
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I think you’re probably in a minority with that opinion
Even among Tory voters.
He might look that way when compared to his cabinet colleagues, but that’s a very low bar.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:05,
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The privatisation of C4 must be stopped at all costs.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 May 2022, 15:38,
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They’ll have to pry my mate’s password to Netflix out of my cold dead hands.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 May 2022, 17:29,
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If you can identify as transexual, why not transracial?
I must admit that when I first learned of the concept during all the Rachel Dolezal controversy, I thought the woman was off her fucking rocker. But I do feel it's a valid point.
If you can identify as being female, despite being born into a biologically male body, then what's to say you can't reasonably identify as black, despite being born into a biologically white body?
If anything, I'd imagine there's a far greater disparity between male and female physiology than there is between black and white.
Is there some rule in place that you can only identify as black if at least one of your parents are black?
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There is a racist rule where one drop of 'black' blood means you're not 'white'.
Offensive nonsense of course, along with most racial distinctions. There are 'black' people in Africa who are more closely (DNA based) related to 'white' europeans than the other 'black' people around them.
The sooner people give up these dumb divisions the better.
There are medical conditions found in particular populations, but not large intrinsic physiological differences AFAIK.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 May 2022, 17:21,
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In brazil, a mostly mixed race country, it's wierdly different
only people with the very darkest skin would call themselves black (preto), and people who we might consider black (such as someone with the skin tone of Obama) will refer to themselves as white (branca) or intermediate terms like pardo and moreno or even quite specific terms like morena branca. (light mixed). The trend has always been for people to consider themselves lighter than they are, as white is the prestige group as you might expect in a country which had far more slaves than America, but I read some recent research that this is changing with a small but growing US style black consciousness/pride movement, with more young people now calling themselves preto.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 May 2022, 2:15,
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Isn't the whole 'darker than' prejudice ultimately related to class.
In most countries, people who work in agriculture will get more sun exposure than those in more indoor pursuits deemed higher class/caste.
Even within a particular skin colour some will create distinctions eg. ruddy peasants versus pale intellectual types.
I despair of humans, how did I end up on this planet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:23,
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I think that might be only for countries that didn't import millions of west african slaves
But you're probably right about countries like italy and spain and the rural poor
though it was different in the 70s, when a tan was also a sign of wealth which showed you could afford air travel to tropical countries in winter, but with the rise of fake tans (and a general acknowledgement in Australia that 30% skin cancer rates were probably overdoing it a bit) it's now low class again
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 May 2022, 23:00,
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I bet you spend a lot of your time googling for educational videos about transgender issues
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Is this like Ali G
Or those spotty kids at the back of the bus that speak Jafaican?
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My wife identifies as a chicken
I know we probably should take her to a psychiatrist for her mental health, but we need the eggs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 May 2022, 21:58,
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everyone a maserati
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 May 2022, 22:38,
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Give the man a break
He's clearly henpecked
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 May 2022, 7:48,
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That's a poultry excuse.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 5 May 2022, 9:45,
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