Been waiting for the mainstream press to pick this up
I guess it’ll get wider attention if he’s still there in the morning.
Anyone got any clue who it was who caught them at it? “Sir” Gavin Williamson perhaps?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 19:25,
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Conor Burns
was the unfortunate individual, The Independent reported. Which would explain why he always looks like that.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 19:58, Reply)
Christ
That then leads to the further question as to what the fireplace salesman knew in order to get knighted if Conor Burns didn't get one to stay quiet.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 22:50,
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LBC made a big deal out of it last week (or was it the other week?), or at least James O'Brexit and Nick Abott did.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 19:59,
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It was probably that clip that encouraged me to look the article up in the eye.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:07,
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How long's the marriage going to last once he's out of number 10 I wonder
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:27, Reply)
I imagine Carrie will knee him in the nuts on the No 10 doorstep and swan off in Zac's jag
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:44, Reply)
Nadine will be wondering that too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 22:08,
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Voting for an "I Voted" sticker
Here in the land of Amerib3tans, we like to brag that we voted. We vote, they give you a sticker. It's like a participation trophy.
There's one particular sticker that needs your online voting support. You know what to do.
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id10ts WTF happened, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:13,
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Not sure I understand
There's no picture of an automatic rifle in front of a school.
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Varmint, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 16:10,
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There was one but the NRA
took it down as it had a Kalashnikov on it and not a "Gen U wine AR15"
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 16:44,
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Didn't you know AKs are all the rage now?
All it took was the slightest whiff that all imports may be banned, and suddenly every conservative gun nut wants one. I sometimes think the slow slide into theocratic nationalism could probably be halted by just telling conservatives that the government is banning voting for liberal candidates.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 19:08,
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Yeah it's a play by the manufacturers.
Get somebody to pass a story to the media that (insert gun here) is going to be banned and sales skyrocket. Personally I reckon all those AR's are firmly in the hands of the "spray and pray" brigade and most likely owned by morons who don't know what a fire selector switch is let alone a safety.
Nah, give me a trusty old reliable 1911 and a bog standard rifle with a couple of bottles of whiskey in case it all goes tits up :)
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:00,
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Aren’t AKs already banned?
I was under the impression that there haven’t been any new automatics on the market for decades; if you want an automatic you need a special license and someone willing to sell.
I don’t really know TBH, I get most of gun knowledge from Ian McCullom and being a Brit I’m not all that interested in the legal side.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 23:33,
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In some states I think they are allowed (probably texas) and yeah his channel is one I watch a lot
as well as Demolition Ranch, Garand Thumb, Kentucky ballistics etc. an "unhealthy interest" in firearms I was told by a friend but those channels are quite entertaining and novel to watch especially from over here in the UK where we just dont have the amount of weaponry they have. (legally anyway)
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 0:49,
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A full auto is a machine gun
I don't think there is anywhere that you can own one in the US without several hoops. You also can't buy a new one, so the very few that are available command an hefty price.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 2:20,
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ACTUALLY...
Every Machine Gun is full-auto, but not every gun capable of full-auto is a Machine Gun.
If it has a limited burst or single-shot firing switch, it's (almost certainly) not a Machine Gun. I believe the AK-47 has a semi-auto firing mode, which would put it firmly into Automatic Rifle territory.
I'm being a total Pedant, though. Because, as you rightly state, it's rather difficult and costly to legally obtain and operate a fully automatic weapon. The US Government are quite rightly concerned about how potentially dangerous these weapons could be in the wrong hands, compared to - oh, I dunno - a weapon where you need to pull the trigger every time you want to inflict grievous damage on another human being.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:20, Reply)
You seem to be the only person here who understands the difference.
According to Wikipedia, Title 2 defines a machine gun as, "Any weapon which shoots, is designed to shoot, or can be readily restored to shoot, automatically more than one shot without manual reloading, by a single function of the trigger."
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An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 19:51,
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The quotation marks are theirs.
They are quoting Title 2.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:49,
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I've sampled some of those, but prefer FW.
My interest is in how they work rather than what they're used for, so naturally I prefer watching Ian take something apart without any loud background music. Truth be told I seldom watch his videos on the range because I find the whole thing rather silly, though I would still pay real money to see him play around with a G11.
Demolition (and Vet) Ranch were fun for a while, but mainly because of the tight shirts.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 4:54,
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That mad Russian (who wasn't a Russian)
Was fun for a while until he got busted. (as did a few others like American Guns) The rest tend to fall into a spectrum ranging from entertainment to mind numbing extreme geekery (sort of from FPS Russia to Wilson Combat) and I would be more of a machine mind as opposed to "go bang kill" as well
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 12:01,
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An AR-15 isn't automatic. It is not a military rifle. It looks like one.
The M-16 and M4 were developed from it by the US military. They are now abandoning it for a more lethal weapon.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 1:33,
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yeah, it's not a military rifle.
I mean apart from the 100,000 or so AR 15s that were used by soldiers in vietnam
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:09,
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It can be made nearly as rapid as fully automatics with bump stock
- I think those are still legal, and they increase rate of fire up to abot 4-500 rpm
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 7:06,
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based on past experience I'm guessing that Ulster will say no
regardless
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 17:30, Reply)
It's their own shortlist
It'll be hard to ignore a 98% vote.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 17:45,
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Voty McVoteface
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 18:26,
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MP Letter generator
I made this!
Since everyone and his dog seems to be resigning from government at the moment, I thought I'd make things easier for them by putting together a letter generator. Use at your leisure.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 14:23,
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b3ta.com/board/11370995
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:25,
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Countdown to Dorries going on the telly and sticking her foot right in it
(, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 19:16, Reply)
I often confuse her with that awful sheila who was on the apprentice
Her name escapes me, but they look alike and both are trolls prepared to say anything
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 9:00,
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She'll be with him until the bitter end
feeding poison to the children in the bunker.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:24,
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De Pfeffel will find other greedy soulless gits as replacements, plenty of them.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:17,
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You ok? You're sounding a bit rough...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:48,
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Well they are all self serving wankers and if you think they are doing it for the good of the country dream on
These muppets put a clown in charge knowing his history of lies, cheating, two faced opportunism. Now he is busted flush they pretend they had no idea what a complete omishambles he would be
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 22:11,
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It wasn’t Boris ignoring allegations, it was the by-election losses that's causing the rats to leave the sinking ship
This is just the first new excuse they’ve had since then, given they ignored far worse behaviour prior to realising he’s now electoral poison. I reckon Rishi fancies a crack at the title, too. I’d check his MP diaries, see if he has any meetings with uncle Rupert
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 23:02,
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Rishi is dead in the water since his wife’s non-dom front it out then U-turn debacle.
Plus his green card retention was unwise and went down very badly after the tax hoo-ha. He says in his resignation letter that chancellor would probably be the last ministerial post he’d ever hold. If I had to bet on it, I reckon he’ll be living in California fairly soon.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 23:40,
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you're probably right, though far worse scandals never stopped de pfeffel. if boris had a wife who was an issue he'd simply get a new one, thought the issue is normally him and his issue
like any politician he's probably gauged the numbers of support in his own party for a tilt already, which doesnt always equate to electability but is more about factionalism, and I'm no expert on the internal tory machinations
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 0:03,
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I think he wants out of it all.
Seems odd to mention it’d likely be his last ministerial job otherwise. He was stung by the non-dom stuff, and handled it very cack handedly. He doesn’t need this shit, he’s a multi-millionaire and his wife’s a billionaire, and I reckon he’s just gonna do one.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 0:12,
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there's not many of them that haven't been tarred with some scandal or other
Raab was as complicit as Boris in the Pincher thing, and he was the front runner at least according to the betting sites.
Gove, Rees Mog, christ know who'll they end up with when the music stops
just saw an article of the odds. Mordaunt is favourite. they have Rishi as second favourite but I'm inclined to agree with you, it's not the actions of bloke gunning for the job (unless he's so sure of the numbers he can afford to act like he's not interested until he shows his hand, I guess) www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/05/who-are-the-favourites-to-succeed-boris-johnson
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 1:45,
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My guess is that it will be Jeremy Hunt.
Beaten by Boris for the leadership last time, he has kept his distance from the shit show and will probably appeal to the Tories as a 'new start' candidate. Having said that, he is still a cunt.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 11:45, Reply)
It needs to be someone who can admit that the last 10 years has been utter shite
Not sure they've got anyone willing to do that
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 11:57, Reply)
They and their pointless project have crashed the economy love, that's why he wants out
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 7:38, Reply)
JRM says he won’t serve another PM.
How right he is.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 8:36,
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He's a nailed on future pm unfortunately
Exactly the sort of maladjusted, pampered weirdo that rises to the top in this country.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 9:06, Reply)
Somebody's gunning
For the next shot at making the country worse.
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arrangedletters, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 0:04,
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Johnson had a lifetime's practise at deciving people
each of his careers was built on working out what people wanted to hear and then telling them that in such a way they would believe him. Then... never being around long enough to face the consequences. He knew if he got fired for lying or fucking up he'd get another job, probably a better one. If he got caught cheating he'd just get another girlfriend, wife, whatever -- move on. Fuck up a friendship, no problem, he'll find others.
The prime ministership though, this is a problem - he knows anywhere from here is down and he'll not give this up voluntarily.
The problem the Conservative party has is nobody else could lead it promising different things to different people and actually be believed. Lower taxes? Sure, but that's an end to leveling up and northern constituencies will go back to Labour. Leveling up? Sure, but that'll need weath distribution and hand safe tory seats to the Liberal Democrats. Morduant, Truss, Sunak, Hunt - whichever one takes on the job will have to commit to a specific policy and single course of action that will result in disappointing a huge swathe of the party and the electorate as nobody can ever lie as well as Johnson. They are fucked.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 9:05,
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yeah but if Mordaunt gets the leadership then we finally get a milfy Prime Minister, silver linings etc
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 10:27, Reply)
This comment has aged surprisingly well.
However, you're thinking inside the reality box. Tory voters are not reality-based thinkers.
They're afraid of:-
The Federal Soviet Socialist European Superstate
Foreign people speaking in foreign on the bus or train
Brown people in dinghies stealing their biscuits
The PC woke brigade VIRTUE SIGNALLING and CHANGING HISTORY
health and safety (gone mad)
Transvestite toilets
Climate protestors
Trade unions, teachers, doctors, train workers, lawyers, judges, and other traitorous enemies of the people.
As long as they can be convinced that their folk demons are being attacked, they will gladly line up to starve to death in support of low tax rates for billionaires.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 16:59,
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What is really depressing is that there is no-one in politics who would do a better job
They are all mediocre, middle management types in the tory party, and labour are no better, they just try to be more authentic and jump on whatever is the latest bandwagon to get down with the kids.
The rot set in when we started to have professional politicians who went straight from school to PPE at university, then a job in politics until they got thrown a seat as a reward. This has been compounded by years in the EU where they just rubber stamped whatever was handed to them and didn't have to actually make good decisions or improve the state of the country. And of course there was always the EU to blame when things went wrong, as they always do.
And it's not just Westminster, everywhere you look there are the same hopeless, yet overconfident and overpaid incompetent wankers who build personal empires, fail miserably at the jobs they were entrusted with and always trot out "lessons will be learned" type of excuses when their inability to perform the most basic of tasks leads to mayhem and death.
It's hard to conclude anything other than we are on a downward spiral into a bureaucratic atrophy where everything grinds to a halt.
Other than that I'm having a nice day.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 10:12, Reply)
you sound a bit upset about privately educated people earning more than you do
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 10:26, Reply)
That's what we call "a bit of a stretch"
I don't care about private education and parents wanting to give their kids the best start in life, it's called choice. I wish everyone could do it. I also don't care if people earn more than me, I care about whether I am adequately rewarded for what I do.
What I object to is incompetence not being punished. If you are going to be in a position of power and influence, then you should also be prepared to fall on your sword when you fuck up. It comes with the territory, or used to anyway. There are no consequences for executives in the public sector or politics any more, just more falling upwards in their careers.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 11:58, Reply)
I had a rather expensive education, and I completely agree with him.
Regardless of their party or background, I'd like our politicians to have actually done something like proper hard work at some point prior. All the top parties have a tranche of PPE students on the fast track, whose entire lives are directly, or tangentially, about cultivating their political career.
I want people who built their own business for 20 years, or who worked in a steel mill and stood up to protect their colleagues from nefarious practices, who are later convinced by others that their talents could serve the public good.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 23:18, Reply)
Compare Fatso's pre-politics career to Starmer's
Absolutely no contest. Ridiculous to claim they are the same
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 10:52, Reply)
I wouldn't wave Starmer's career around as any kind of example
He has presided over some monumental cock-ups in his time at the CPS, like the Rochdale grooming gangs, Saville and Warboys cases, but seems able to point the finger at others and get away with it.
Johnson is just a chancer who main ability is to surround himself with people who he has a hold over, hence promoting "Bottom" Pinscher. Until it all comes unstuck, but then again Johnson thrives on chaos.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 12:04, Reply)
you're dead right, ignore the career of a man who dedicated himself to the law, worked on many cases on a pro bono basis, and excelled in human rights law
Because of failures in the organisation that he led resulting in cases either not actually crossing his desk, or in fact there not being sufficient evidence for a realistic prospect of conviction.
You're one of those awful 'aLl PoLiTiCiAnS aRe ThE sAmE' twats, aren't you?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 13:01, Reply)
Not all politicians are the same
but they're all twats.
You better get ready for Prime Minister Gove next week.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 16:22,
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Why not?
Genuine question. I'm not British but I find British politics so much more fascinating than the wankers we have here.
Seeing a live 'resignation counter' on BBC news (currently at 36!) is hilarious. It's like Thatcher in 1990 all over.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 17:47,
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He might do but he's up to his neck in brexit so he's going to find it very hard to dodge the blame for the recession
Very few of them now will be able to avoid that
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 18:00, Reply)
worked his way up from basically fuck all to grammar school, Oxford, the bar, QC, and a knighthood (from a tory government)
Compared to a pampered fat shed with every advantage in life ambling into a journalistic career because of his dad's connections and then getting on HIGNFY a couple of times.
"But ooh Savile". Do fuck off you child.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:10, Reply)
Who the HECK do you think you are with your calm and accurate delivery of facts?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 16:16, Reply)
Mary Trump on Donald's food-throwing
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 14:37,
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What is it about people humiliating kids?
Donald wasn't the only toxic one there.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:12,
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It's all Fred Sr's fault,
at least according to Mary.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:28,
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From what I've read, yes.
Trumpf's brother was pretty much crushed by both of them.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 23:30,
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I read Too Much and Never Enough when it was released and found it fascinating.
Fred Trump was undoubtedly a piece of work (he chose to keep an Anglicised version of his middle name, for fuck's sake...), but as deeply narcissistic and spiteful as he was, I don't believe it serves as sufficient explanation for Donald's maladjusted unpleasantry.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if it was some kind of congenital defect passed down through generations of inbreeding. Every single member of the brood (Mary included) display some inherent level of cuntitude to the degree that they remind me of a cosmopolitan version of the Carter Family. We certainly know by some of Donald's previous comments that he preferred to dip his toes in the shallow end of the gene pool.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 9:57, Reply)
Sociopathic tendencies can run in families.
Whether inherited or produced by upbringing, perhaps it was Trumpf's way of surviving his father, like his brother didn't. I'll have to read the book.
On a side note, the facial resemblance between Mary and Donald is too similar, like if he was a cross dresser.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:18,
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Ah, the old “nature or nurture is why you is a cunt” debate
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 23:16,
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Often a bit of both and difficult to sort out which did what.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 1:15,
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It’s a quick read.
My takeaway is that her father (Trump’s brother) wasn’t interested in the family business and just wanted to be a pilot. Trump Snr didn’t approve and young Donny did nothing to help matters, even going so far as to try and disinherit his brother.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 23:27,
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David Lynch being David Lynch
He has a channel, and it's weird, with sprinkles of normal.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 14:33,
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That's dirt cheap!
Wish I had a spare £50k.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 13:47,
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You're not thinking about it right
Hull is within firing distance
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 18:23,
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Imagine the callout charge for an emergency plumber.
With impressive views of shipping and cold dark water.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:09,
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Shirley B3ta crowdfunding can buy this place
Where old B3tans can spend their final days in peace shouting at each other about flounces and indiscretions nobody quite understands.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 21:55,
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Does owning one confer the Vermeer of respectability.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 3:48,
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People with more Monet than sense certainly think so.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 7:51,
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Nah. I own this one and still I'm not allowed in Lidl
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 9:11,
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Love this moviefilm
That lil cheating rapscallion. O remember when I found out about rotoscoping. I was aghast as¹ a kid!
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arrangedletters, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 0:09,
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For the few who remember the game 'Stalker'
Here's the full film that the game was based on. It's in the original Russian, with subtitles.
Be warned, it's very Russian. Expect long silences, both black and white and colour film was used, there's not a Hollywood ending, and everyone is a bit depressed most of the time.
If you like that sort of thing, it's fantastic. If you don't, it's a hard slog to get to the end.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 18:32,
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I played that game so much, footage of the Chernobyl area gives me deja vu.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 0:07,
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I read the book recently
It made me want to watch this again. So I did.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 15:35, Reply)
Roadside Picnic?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadside_Picnic
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 4:47,
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Stone cold classic. When I watched "Annihilation" a couple of years ago I just kept thinking it was a poor Stalker rip off.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 16:55, Reply)
I bought a minicomputer from 1980!
Well, I didn't but this chap did. His content is really very pleasant and you should watch it. He is also building a vacuum tube computer if you like that sort of thing.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 15:18,
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It's a bit of a weird one
He's sort of like Foone on twitter, except he doesn't know anything
also the way he laughs while he talks gets really irritating
(, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 18:36, Reply)
skipped thru to the last minute
to watch him switch it on and discover that it does not work - just a *blinky* cursor appearing on the screen
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 20:22,
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I was maintaining this shit
Well past the 90s. The greatest joy was decommissioning. Apologies to any future museum exhibits, I really had to make them suffer.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 23:59, Reply)
Is aubergenarian hip-hop big over there?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 8:19,
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This is brillaint
I'm going to go post this in b3ta links!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 13:06,
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Yes, you should also gazmessage Ron to see if he would like to include it in his internet circular that he does to sell paedophiles coffee and trousers
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 14:43,
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Painful.
Can anyone beat 1:35?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 13:52,
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Yes, I won by not clicking on it.
Would be very interested to hear what it was about the title, description or preview pic that compelled you to watch it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 14:36,
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Not how this game works, 2CC.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 17:34,
Reply)
Wait, did you misread it as "eggplant rape cretin grannies"?
I'm so sorry, I can only imagine your disappointment on realising that you hadn't somehow stumbled upon free pornography that managed to cater for your rather unusual and highly specific requirements.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 14:52,
Reply)
Rape jokes are a bit tacky m8.
Are you day drinking because you can't get to work?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 17:35,
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I don't think that's how videos work.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 17:37,
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That's what they said at the hospital.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 23:54,
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"We know it was you, Seamus. Where's your bin?"
"I bin in Skibbereen t'whole time, officer"
"No Seamus, where's your wheelie bin?"
"Oh, I really bin in Kilmainain doing tree years, but I told da mot I were in Spain."
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 23:55,
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"So long, nerds" - Young YouTuber died of cancer
Technoblade was an amazing Minecraft player. He died last Friday.BBC
He had a great attitude, wicked sense of humour. "Having two arms is pretty convenient, i'd like to continue this trend..."
He was semi-famous amongst the Minecraft community for being amazing at a minigame called BedWars, then was invited to play in the "Minecraft Mondays" tournament, pwned everyone, and shot to fame... 10 million subs.
He wrote this video script 8 hours before dying. His Dad reads it. It's been #1 on YouTube trending for 3 days now. 50 million views.
Here's another - "edgy teenager talks about the meaning of life".
Blood for the blood god. Technoblade never dies.
Sarcoma Foundation.
(, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 23:32, Reply)
Kids were sad about this, and after watching the vid so was I.
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Zuowan, Tue 5 Jul 2022, 22:16,
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Ozmotron - 10th Anniversary Special Edition, 11 years later
I made this!
Created in a room in Southampton over one night in 2001 by Ed & Simon
Remixed by various people, mostly from this very board, in 2011
Rediscovered and reuploaded by me, just now, and free to download from my Bandcamp
This was loads of fun to do, would be good to do something similar again one day.
Hi Mr Pineapple, Dave!, Kids In Mono, Rygo, c_kick, any of you still here.
Clicking 'I Made This' because one track is me.
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Zuowan, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 22:49,
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Gnome - Wenceslas Guitar Lesson
this is quite fun
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 21:42,
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