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Songs of the Humpback Whale
Flexidisc on the kids version of National Geographic.
When I was a wee kid, this was the cover disc. It was awesome. Stayed with me ever since.
Today, I just got reminded of it by some dumb Star Trek.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:57,
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Hippy
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:11,
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Yes
But the voice over is also informative and interesting.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:17,
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The titles for Cosmos and Sagan's voice stuck in my head.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 0:27,
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Mine too... ^
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jonbob loves you, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 5:33,
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hwhales
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 13:16,
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I couldn’t wait until Tuesday
Anyone who owns a leaf blower needs to do this.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 18:41,
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Fantastic
Please keep posting these.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:38,
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Bear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 12:00,
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the deep sigh as he sits back in the truck is priceless
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 13:39,
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Why was it taken out of its natural habitat to a vet?
What was the medical emergency?
Why is there pizzicato light entertainment music playing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:31,
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Psychotic bear gets euthanized doesn't have the 'In Other News' feel good factor
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:53,
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The 'mad' in mad honey comes from a toxin which can be fatal
more here
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 16:38,
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Being a rescued whale is fatal.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 18:38,
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"Fatalities are rare but not unknown."
Nothing about this intervention makes sense to me. Who or what was this bear being rescued from?
Even if this bear was going to die from getting shitfaced on mad honey, that would seem like a natural sequence of events to me. Why should its habitat be denied the resources that dead bears naturally provide?
Just let bears get as shitfaced as they want. We don't need to get involved.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:26,
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Think of the cubs.
I think it was underage.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:43,
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Yeah it was a cub itself, so unlikely to be a parent.
Even if it was, why should humans intervene? The plant grows naturally, the bees grow naturally, the bear grows naturally. Everything was going fine until some humans decided there was a problem because... Reasons?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:28,
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Calm down, the bear is going to be released into the wild
That honey is the product of human activity so it's not exactly a case of letting nature run its course. This is not unlike orphan elephants in Africa now being rescued due to drought. These days wildlife rarely exists in a pristine environment unaffected by human activities and sometimes it needs a helping hand
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:54,
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That honey is the product of millions of years of co-evolution between plants and bees,
and seemed to be doing its job perfectly well without human intervention.
Do you happen to know which national park it was, and if it has a human-managed apiary? I've looked and cannot find.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 21:44,
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www.hurriyetdailynews.com/bear-passes-out-from-mad-honey-176036
"Upon the notification of the beekeepers producing mad honey in the forest in Yığılca’s Karakaş village, who realized that there was an unconscious bear next to their hives and that the hives were broken into pieces, the teams from the Regional Directorate of Forestry came to the region."
And here's the bear being released to ukulele music twitter.com/VahitKirisci/status/1558170522676088835?s=20&t=7niUUoFVy6gIcOedLd9Osg
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:52,
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ukulele music?
Needless cruelty
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 7:15,
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Just to make sure the bear avoids any contact with humans in the future even when starved
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 8:51,
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Oh well fair enough if it had stumbled upon an apiary.
Bit silly to have one in a national park, innit.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 13:40,
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Are you kidding?
Have you seen how much tasty, tasty meat there is on that fucker
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:49,
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Not to mention his natural habitat is the bed of a pickup truck.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 21:50,
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It certainly is when you're THAT high.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:19,
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Give that bear a beer!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:39,
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We used to pay good money for that...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 17:21,
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watched a few of his vids, he's great
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 2:38,
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A lot of his stuff is great.
The intervention they had for him casts some of the older stuff in a different light though.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:11,
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Жил-был пёс (Jil byl pes)
Золотая коллекция Soyuzmulfilm
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 23:22,
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Russian Pink Panther, Washed-up Wolf
subtitles would have been nice, feel like I missed out on some verbal gags
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 14:57,
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I watched it by
then clicking 'Auto-translate' into English - it worked surprisingly well.
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The MooseBlaster, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:58,
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thank you
needed to switch to desktop site for auto translate to appear
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 19:32,
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A true wankademic
Maybe his PhD supervisor told him "Less procrastination, more masturbation"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 5:58,
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They don't make "science fiction" like they used to...
All scenes were taken from 1951's "Captain Video: Master of the Stratosphere."
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 11 Aug 2022, 22:46,
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and not a retro-encabulator among them
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rjmrjm, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:39,
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I can confirm
that this is the best way to watch Captain Video.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:50,
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I am vibrating with laughter
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 3:13,
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I think you can get a cream for that.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 7:31,
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I was going to follow this up with a bit from Flash Gordon (1936) but the Resisto Ray proved to be too strong
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:06,
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Not your typical C64 Demo
NSFW
NSFW for swares
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 10:59,
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After the technical ingenuity, the effort it took and the philosophical basis I'm left with one question
Why does the lighthouse have headphones?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:10,
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It wants to shut the world out.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 22:58,
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the desperate cries of help from shipwrecked sailors clinging to the rocks below
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 23:39,
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I kept waiting for a punchline. Nicely done though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 23:06,
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Out of the mouthes of babes
(and bots)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 7:38,
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Ahahahaha
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 8:35,
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*Votes Blender*
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 9:49,
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Inevitable and predictable
AIUI, all this chatbot is doing is recycling other people’s opinions from the internet, in an attempt to mimic a human (insert Zuckerberg joke here). The internet outside of Facebook is generally not very complimentary about Facebook.
Makes me wonder if anyone has asked it for an opinion on Hitler.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 9:51,
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I mean, in fairness
The ADL would probably label farting on public transport in the presence of a member of the Israeli government to be an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
There's no argument that people of Jewish descent make up a disproportionate number of the world' s ultra-rich. And these ultra rich arguably have significantly more individual influence over the world's economy than anybody else.
I don't think that being Jewish makes their motivations any more malicious than they would be if they were Taoist or Sikh. But I suppose people just jump to the conclusion that since rich=bad, then Jews representing a disproportionate number of wealthy people also means that Jews must also be disproportionately malevolent, or something.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:20,
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so you think the number of jews being wealthy is disproportionate?
so did Hitler
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 23:26,
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Quite.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 23:48,
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No argument?
Isn't it more likely that people hear you say that, assume that you're a Nazi, and just stop talking to you?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:25,
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When did you first become interested in the Jewish ultra-rich?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:31,
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Honestly, birb. You do become quite the boring bastard when sensibilities get imprudently offended.
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose...
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:45,
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What relevance has your article to your insult? What relevance has your insult to my question?
I'm not on social media, unless you count b3ta. I don't tailor my posts to get likes, most people could tell you that's glaringly obvious.
You brought up the ADL etc "in fairness" to a racist chatbot.
It's hard to tell the difference between someone pretending to be a right wing nut and someone actually being a right wing nut.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 17:13,
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citation required
Fuck this shit
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 21:58,
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and they killed jesus
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 23:48,
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Quite.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 8:09,
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"recycling other people’s opinions from the internet"
Just like most human users of social media
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 12:30,
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Just like most news outlets
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 15:03,
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I agree
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 23:40,
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And I too.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 2:57,
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"recycling other people’s opinions from the internet"
Just like most human users of social media
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:24,
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I agree
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 2:56,
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zuckerberg commissions bot with more personality than himself
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 13:00,
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Gulf Aid (1991)
A variety show for The Troops. Organised by The S*n. Headlined by a grumpy Jim Davidson. Yet somehow much worse than that sounds. You are not prepared.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 4:32,
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No, make it stop
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 5:07,
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I just watched the whole thing. Shuddering Christ - was that 1991 or 1971?
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:40,
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Is this what a Comedy Unleashed
night is like?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:54,
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Mike Yarwood
is younger than my Dad!
Also watched it all...fucking dark.
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arch_crippledick, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 16:02,
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I know there's plenty of b3tans here that are into scat
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 1:33,
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he he
I bet there was plenty of scat whilst she researched her Sex n City role...
...ill see myself out...
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CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 3:09,
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You. Wish.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 5:00,
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You probably want to delete your search history
then wash your hands.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 9:53,
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she's still gorgeous
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 10:19,
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Ukrainian commercial pilot covers war news.
Not funny, less hyperbole and good use of maps, satellite etc.
Bonus, watch him get his shoulder put back in near the start.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:41,
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I recently unsubscribed from his channel.
I can let the 'orcs' stuff fly, considering, but he's too quick to share bullshit internet rumours about China, Germany and others. Makes me think he's not doing due diligence with the rest of his reporting.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 0:21,
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They're all fallible, he doesn't seem too sure of what he relates.
I like his familiarity with the country and less bumptious enthusiasm than The Enforcer, who is really amused by the Russians who've 'taken a nap'.
I watch all of them skeptically, whilst he might have useful connections via aviation, his international views are just as uninformed as anyone else's.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 5:29,
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Jacques Lasry and his wife Yvonne playing with a Baschet instrument
same one they used for the music used as the theme for picturebox
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:34,
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French guy looking for woman into Baschet duets
-- You have mail ---
Score!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 6:56,
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Tubby Brewster
For no good reason.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:26,
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except that it's good
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 6:58,
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Oh lordylord
I DO love him
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 8:27,
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2001: A Space Odyssey - Book and Record
don't forget to turn a page every time you hear a tone
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:24,
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Tom Scott, Devourer of Clouds
I still think he’s a bit of a tit, mind you.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 20:48,
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TikTok parent ByteDance bought a hospital group in China
I guess they could treat TikTok challenge related injuries
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 20:32,
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Those ‘social media challenges’ can certainly have adverse effects.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 20:47,
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I was about to say that it's just expedited natural selection, and it's not as if the world would be significantly worse off without these genii.
Then I remembered that when I was that age, my pal Colin and I mixed up and ignited a batch of home made napalm from a recipe in the Anarchist's Cookbook. In my bedroom.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 21:30,
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Killing off every child that does one stupid thing will certainly solve overpopulation.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 21:44,
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that does one stupid thing
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 22:19,
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Is this you

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:32,
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if we're honest
it's most of b3ta
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ozof, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 4:25,
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 6:59,
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What was that film/show where there’s a woman in an airport with a sick child
And a stranger comes along and basically tells her to let it die to reduce the population. Was it an episode of Black Mirror perhaps?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 12:05,
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Utopia
one of the most terrifying sci-fi shows ever made - the dehumanised extremists who are killing and murdering are trying to save our species, and the "heroes" will prevent them. Still one of the most thought-provoking and scary shows C4 has ever made
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 14:20,
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Could be, though I don’t remember watching it.
Someone must have put a clip up on links.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:15,
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Really, really, really
Worth a watch. Make sure it's the original and not the appalingly watered-down remake, though.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:24,
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There was a subthread about a while back
b3ta.com/links/1590824
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:10,
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I found the clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx-nf3kH_M
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jonbob loves you, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 2:41,
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Full set of Nun's teeth for sale
NSFW
includes skull
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 17:57,
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BEEEEEEERK!!!!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:46,
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lol
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:11,
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Now I've globulated©.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 18:40,
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May suit ventriloquist.
Clearly she didn't go out with a bang, but a wimple.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:20,
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You can kick that habit.
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Varmint, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:23,
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