Ghost orb spotted while man farts on a door.
Wait for the action replay.
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What were you searching for?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 6:45,
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Why were you watching someone else playing a game?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 12:08,
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I sometimes watch gameplay.
Especially when it involves one of my favourite sadistic gamers.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BvEKky9N1tQ
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 22:43,
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There are some things that ought not to be slowed down
the voiceover over the top of the lowered-pitch farting has me absolutely in stitches.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 8:27,
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Well that’s my day sorted, I’m going to watch this on repeat. Also: red arrow is bigger than the object it points to.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 14:22,
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Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm | FIRST LOOK | Adult Swim Festival 2022
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 23:41,
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by b3ta alumnus leehardcastle
iirc he got a cease and desist from the pingu people
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Generate your own mega viral LinkedIn posts
Want to get on board that sweet sweet viral LinkedIn gravy train? Simply put a few details into this generator and you’ll be a bonafide CEO, bitcoin billionaire and NFT wunderkind in no time at all. 💰💰💰
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 16:07,
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I hate LinkedIn so much. I logged into it for the first time in months the other day to see if it had got any better, and no. It's turned into Facebook.
My feed was full of some guy who'd got a hobby farming bees, a ton of meaningless anniversaries, and a wildly overshared post about a dead baby.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 16:32,
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It really is a fucking sewer of self-congratulatory shite
I saw the dead baby post too. Fucking hell.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 16:34,
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Wasn’t it LinkedIn that scraped people’s contact lists and created profiles for people who never signed up…
…then started bombarding them with spam?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 19:06,
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Possibly, back a long time ago.
I recall that or something similar causing a lot of trouble at a former employer.
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Oh god, the spam. I ended up having to filter any email from them straight into the bin because I couldn't unsubscribe and they'd send multiple emails a day.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 23:06,
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Similar, was asked to like a post by someone so logged on for the first time in years
and was like "Oh, it's like Facebook but with people telling me about stuff I can't even pretend to care about"
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 22:20,
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Tis the Season for Synchronicity and Shot-for-Shot Remakes
This morning I was trying to remember what films I had seen the late Ms Heche in and I came up with Psycho and something else with Harrison Ford.
Later on I killed some time by watching the last episode of Star Trek Strange New Worlds.
And then this pops up.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 3:03,
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He has one gag,
which is effecting a terrible asian accent to pretend the dickish things he says are in some way a joke.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 20:55, Reply)
Affecting. Sorry, not sorry.
But yes, his Uncle Roger act is mostly cheap lewd comments and the sort of complaints about foreigners making Asian food more to their liking (which is also apparently 90% of what Italy does if YouTube is to be believed*). I mainly watch to see him get angry when people really butcher the recipes.
I haven’t watched his standup but wouldn’t be surprised if it is mostly an Asian version of the “have you ever noticed how black people do X and white people do Y” stuff from the nineties.
* I put mushrooms in bolognese and bacon in carbonara**. Get over it.
** But not cream. I’m not a complete barbarian.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 1:01,
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In that context, effecting is the right word
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 11:33,
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Liv Struss Campaign Video (A Liz Truss Parody)
Some genuine LOLs here, but I was also struck by the quality of the work. Good script, marvellous attention to detail on mannerisms.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 14:15,
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She really gets that Truss thing spot on.
When she says something that she thinks is profound then gets a blank look on her face when she can’t understand why no one is applauding and her brain needs to reboot.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 1:04,
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BBC Radio frequency changes
King's Singers - 1978
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 14:01,
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Also from the BBC. 1960: Scunthorpe is Booming
youtu.be/p_y6H50-BYc
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The really scary part for me is I remember that
Ok yes I was but a nipper but still......
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 22:57,
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Slightly surprised
Kenny Everett wasn't involved...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 0:03,
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Perhaps he was having a little breakypoo at the time.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 0:30,
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I didn’t realise he was such a radio presence.
youtu.be/DAsyxERxWUI
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 1:08,
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I've recently subscribed to a new local independent paper.
www.livpost.co.uk/p/bored-of-publishing-clickbait-the
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rjmrjm, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 13:56,
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ah Reach are bloody awful
In Wales we suffer for a lack of good Welsh media (Scotland at least has a few national newspapers), and Reach made an already iffy Western Mail worse. WalesOnline is just a fucking binfire which seems to be more resource-heavy than a AAA game.
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Check the strength of that cat
Parental Advisory Warning: May contain bombastic American voice-over.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 11:22,
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Awesome
Just imagine the mess when it tries to get it through the catflap.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 21:35,
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*looks outside before it comes in*
we're going to need a bigger ball of wool
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ikr
then he'll just eat the back legs and leave the rest under the bed :(
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I luv dem big bombo cats bub x
I am trying not to be Kribbit the frog
(, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 23:43, Reply)
Has this shit made the rounds yet?
on the day I finished a 10 liter pc w/ mATX, R9, 96G, 7T Nvme, Full 3060, nice lighting, no heat probs.
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I used to often think about converting to water cooling
But then I realised my 5+ year old zalman air cooler is still more than adequate. I think we’ve reached the point where processors just aren’t getting any hotter.
In any event don’t the real enthusiasts do oil submersion any more?
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jonbob loves you, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 21:30,
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I've always found custom loops a bit wanky.
A closed loop all-in-one cooler will be more than sufficient for any normal use case and if you're into competitive/hobbyist overclocking using modern components, you're going to need a liquid nitrogen/helium pot in order to get any kind of recognition from the other dweebs that do that shit.
Mind you, I know a handful of people that - with absolutely zero irony - have the baked in rainbow RGB LED cycle running on every single component and peripheral capable of displaying it from the moment they turn their PC on, until its switched off. Despite the fact that they're the only people witnessing the abomination for 99% of the time. So it's completely unsurprising that some of them also go through the relative expense of setting up a custom loop just because they think it looks awesome or gives them any kind of perceivable performance increase.
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I never saw the point of that RGB stuff.
My PC runs pretty much 24/7 and I doubt I'd be able to sleep with all that going on. I prefer my computers to look like computers, not the inside of a 70s Turkish disco.
Hell, the only reason my PC has a window on the side is that it's almost impossible to find a good quality case without one.
P.S. Fuck blue LEDs.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 22:32,
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Blue LEDs fuck my eyes up too.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 22:36,
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Word.
My LEDs are purely functional. They only illuminate if there's something needing my attention (cooler/gpu/cpu temps over normal, etc).
Then you have people who do this...
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I avoided all liquid cooled stuff as I never felt the need for it or that RGB crap as its only me that see's it.
My old case that I have had for years (and simply upgraded the components inside as i needed to) is big enough that the usual decent coolers I have work fine and there is decent airflow. I run GTA5 with everything up full with no issues and its not that noisy (and being as I use it for graphics and music production that's a good thing) No, you can keep all your fancy lighting and other wank I would rather spend the money on more memory or bigger SSD that piss it into the wind.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 23:55,
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I don't understand why you'd put a pc in a toilet tank
but NOT use water cooling
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I turned my toilet into a PC
and all my games became shit.
powerpoint stayed the same though lolz
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Turboesprit, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 10:15,
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Tissues definitely required.
I'll be cracking one or two out to that the moment I get home, ta!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 14:20, Reply)
I thought you meant RatherGood.com
But yeah, it's quite powerful stuff.
Putting names and a narrative on it really brings it home.
Got a mate who's lived in Ukraine for decades, teaching English, and has a beautiful Ukrainian wife, who's a TV journalist. He's been back to the UK for a while, while she stayed behind to carry on reporting, but now he's back in Ukraine - home, as he puts it, of course. He's too old to be drafted, but I worry about them.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 14:41,
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That was excellent, and upsetting.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 21:43,
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If it's taking him over an hour to humiliate a flat earther
then he can't be very good.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 1:04, Reply)
very much ^
it all just comes down to clicks and egos.
edit: oh and i appear to be aflame. but please don't be alarmed. i should be able to put it out with my explosive, post-covid coughing
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Fuck off
sandcoldstakebeechamspowders
Happy Candles!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 13:36,
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6 happy flaming candles up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 15:35,
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Salutes Candles
Sits down. Happy candle day
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 21:56,
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But Carl's voice came to me for a different reason:
If flat-earthers can't grasp maths from Ancient Greece they're either trolling you or too bloody stupid to ever change their minds.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 5:37,
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I have an outlaw family member
who had previously called me ignorant of flat Earth theory and ridiculed my belief in the history of spaceflight, moon landings, knowledge of how a fucking orbit works, etc.
Now, years later, he seems to have rejected flat Earth ("Don't talk to me about that crap") but now believes that Hunter Biden should be locked up for all the crimes he did (but cannot actually name one of them), and that all the various cases against Trump are part of a witch hunt.
Too bloody stupid. Radicalised. Also a prick.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 13:47,
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Couldn't watch past the first reply
When he referred to the flat-earther's yet-to-be spoken comments as bullshit.
It was going to be BS of course, but that's not the point.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 9:31,
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meh, they have a history
Dave knows all of his bullshit in advance and gives no quarter. I approve. Fuck conspiritards.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 10:15,
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Not all opinions are worthy of respect.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 15:48,
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100%
I've never heard of Professor Dave and so came to this video with absolutely no preconceptions of the guy. Just came across as an unbearably smug, arrogant cunt.
Entertaining and engaging discourse is not born from one guy sitting there gormlessly going "LOL, you're such a thick twat, aintcha?"
From the few minutes I could bear to put up with Professor Dave, I have to say that 'Flat Earth Dave' conducted himself in a significantly more professional manner. Especially considering how hostile the environment was.
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Bullshitting is his actual profession, so there you go.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 19:06,
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the earth is flat, it's just your predictable and limited human fallibility that makes you think otherwise
take the orbit of the moon, a curved ellipse I hear you say? Wrong. Einstein showed that objects with mass curve spacetime, the very reality that they move through, so the moon is following a straight path, the shortest distance between two points, but the spacetime it moves through is curved by the planet. Likewise what you see as the curvature of the earth is merely a function of your tiny human brains not being able to conceive that they are in a falling inertial frame of reference of a curved spacetime paradigm, moping about the surface of your watery rock, what we label gravity. Ah, but I see a ship sinking below the horizon I hear you say. How do you explain that? And again, your petit bourgeois anthropocentrical egotism makes me want to vomit. Does a man in a river running on a spinning barrel follow a curved path? No, he stays on the same flat tangent. It is just the view of the ship relative to the observer that makes it seem to follow a curved path, and as Einstein said, "observers don't mean shit in relativity, homes". The ship is on the flat, the world moves beneath it relative to the ship. all motion is relative. The earth is flat. QED.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 11:50,
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speaking of nonsense theories, in geology there were still a couple of academic holdouts in the 90s that subscribed to the expanding earth theory
that the earth was getting bigger (less dense) and this was driving continental drift and other things. Despite it having almost nothing to commend it, it wasn't until around a decade ago where geodetic measurements were accurate enough to falsify it completely.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 2:34,
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I just say- If the Earth were flat, one could see Mount Everest from San Francisco.
Then I stopped caring.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 15:33,
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Mount Everest's height has been vastly exaggerated by the Geodesist community.
These 'Academics' spoonfeed Globeheads with information which is patently false and easily dismissable with only the most basic of critical thinking:
If the earth truly was a globe, then the curvature would mean that no matter where you stood, the apex of said curve would always be just ahead of you. Geodesists account for this imaginary 'curvature' in their trigonometry formulae when estimating the heights of mountains and other large natural features. After true height is calculated, these so-called professional (government funded, usually) Geodesists then skew the figure by accounting for their distance from the base of said feature, calculating the sea-level mid point, and adding extra elevation calculated by how much they claim the earth curves between these two points.
You theoretically could see Everest from San Francisco. However as its true empirical elevation stands at 437ft, line of sight is understandably obscured by a number of man-made structures.
Obviously, there are plenty of pictures of Everest which make it appear to be significantly taller than its true height, but this is simply an optical illusion/trick of perspective. Best example I can think of is if you've ever approached a reasonably long hill at the end of a straight stretch of road. As you approach the hill, the road can often appear almost vertical - at first glance the gradient appears so steep that it would be near impossible to drive/walk up. But as you continue, you realise that you're already on the hill and the incline is barely a fraction of how it first appeared. Same thing, basically.
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A+ for effort.
It's more thought out than the replies I've seen. I think someone argued that you wouldn't be able to see it due to atmospheric obscuring. I've learned to stop caring for a lot of things. I don't even fear Trump.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 17:23,
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Not caring takes the pressure off.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 21:42,
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It's a weird thing to think that you can see forever cos air is 100% transparent
Well it ain't, even without pollution and dust I bet water vapour would set a limit.
I guess if you could see it then it would be red for the same reason as sunsets/sunrises
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 8:17,
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I just realized, if the Earth is flat, then it has two sides.
So maybe Mount Everest is on the opposite side. I guess I do fucking care.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 14 Aug 2022, 14:44,
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It couldn't be on the other side. It would fall off.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Aug 2022, 1:46,
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The Earth is flat
because your Mum is fat
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 16:54,
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Follow bears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkR0krOm9M4
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 5:00,
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I seem to have kicked of a trippy bear bandwagon with my earlier post.
Here's a classic.
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Ha! I could take one and run a mile.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 23:59,
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The Bear (1988) - Bear eats magic mushrooms
The link below reminded me of this.
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I was trippin' balls
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_Acdt-XL4
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 23:31,
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Bloodywood - Bollywood metal
Also a man on a Royal Enfield trying to sing while dodging cows.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:13,
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I find these crossovers and metal versions fun and interesting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 21:53,
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Their version of Tunak Tunak Tun is great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=APK2iGKK7gs
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