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This is a link post Sinister and stupid
Someone, please, compile a supercut of the most embarrassing shit of that day and post it on YouTube, vimeo, and everywhere else, just to demonstrate to Brian that it's not fucking 1952 or something.
UK broadcasters battle monarchy over control of Queen’s memorial footage


 (SonofRojBlake, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's important to remember that when all is said and done, this was still a funeral.
It's not unreasonable to want some assurances that footage from the day isn't going to be used for shitragging now that the officially sanctioned mourning period is at an end and all those media conglomorates who temporarily had huge amounts of respect and admiration for the monarchy are now back to flinging excrement at them for likes and shares.
I'm sure most of us would feel the same if it was a member of our family.

That being said, I can see the other side of the argument, too. Our media shouldn't be state vetted/censored and I can see why they might be a bit put out by that. But let's be honest, they've basically got their backs up because they're not going to be allowed to use footage from the funeral to make a mockery of the royals. Which seems reasonable to me.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.
Whoever payed for that funeral should hold the rights to the footage. So, that would be the taxpayer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s not exactly the World Cup final though, is it?
Maybe if they’d starved the corgis then thrown her corpse to them while the crowd bet on which dog ended up with the skull, that might’ve been worth watching again
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have watched that

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, the Queen is dead?
Why did they never report this on the telly?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Jack Dee on Big Brother
all over again.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's on iPlayer for a month,
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if the Web Sheriff has
anything to do with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at me!
No, stop looking at me now, but you can keep this Polaroid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a link post The real ending to Infintiy War

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post marvelous

(ozof, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Something healthy for a change
Take away the trees, and the kids will play on what you leave behind.
As far as I'm concerned, this also applies to skateboards, roller skates, BMX etc.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure the final jump to trolley defied the laws of physics.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The young kids call it tescoing

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the whitest sport in the UK right now?
It's got to be up there with bowls and curling.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:08, , Reply)
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Jesus wept.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven’t you got anything better to do than shit on absolutely everything?
Go have a crywank or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitting on absolutely everything?
I took this criticism as an opportunity to reflect on my behaviour. I noticed two things:

1- Of the 19 threads I can see on the links page, I have commented in just 5 of them.
2- Not one of my comments shits on anything, at least not by my understanding of the term.

One post just quotes the error message in the linked page.

In two threads I argue against people shitting on the contents/topic of the link.

One post simply says "Beautiful."

And then there's this thread where I find myself posting this message now. X
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:25, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please feel empowered to point out any inaccuracies in my argument or faults in my logic.
I'm eager to correct my behaviour of 'shit(ting) on absolutely everything,' especially if it's so obvious to others. Thanks in advance. X

Oh, I see instead you put me on ignore because you're such a snowflake. Oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect he's put you on ignore because you're a tiresome, shadow projecting cunt.
But whatever floats yer boat.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what's wrong with me; I kept thinking Rule, Britannia!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Far more absorbing and entertaining than it deserves to be!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally.
I usually hate parkour wankers, but this was strangely enjoyable.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post How delightfully wholesome

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Gear Slutz 4 U
Dirty Schmidt
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post God Bless Lego Technic

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The warning was right
that video did contain imagery that caused discomfort, mainly the imagery of the shiny, puffy faced pensioner twerking or bending over towards the camera.

She's had so many facelifts she now has a five or six head
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the de-aging filter is struggling so much with the monumental task assigned to it
That it seems to have bugged out and turned Old Madge into The Kurgen.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marylin Manson's not looking well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's not what I'd normally listen to but you can't argue with lesbians.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know, their impeccable logic is too strong!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if we must watch older 80s pop stars being lewd -
then I for one say "Come back Toyah, all is forgiven!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's playing next month
I've just bought tickets!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m looking forward to her 70th birthday release
Which will be a livestream of her fisting a midget
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a midget Toyah
Accompanied by a demented Fripp on Kazoo.
Posted here on a Sunday.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Ludicrous tactics
Reminds me a bit of the Total war series - what good games they were (until they started making Warhammer ones.)
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You’re unable to view this Tweet because this account owner limits who can view their Tweets.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supposedly from part 1 or part 2 of this
telugu movie

possibly this battle
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mogging?
Mogging:- A sexual practice, where by the moggee ejaculates (or spaff's) in to the palm of his hand and the offers the hand to his partner (the mogger) like one would offer a saucer of milk to a cat (or moggie!). The mogger then laps at the hand full of ejaculate until fully consumed. The moggee should encourage the mogger by stroking the back of their head and making feline noises such as purring or meowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Alfred David loves penguins
"So much so, he often dresses like them, make the same noises and even eats the same food. The eccentric Belgian even believes that when he dies he will be reincarnated as his favourite bird and will be found waddling around a zoo."

Read more in the YT description
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just from that description
salut maintenant
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s a claim to fame. I’ll add him to the list.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this the same guy who used to turn up on Eurotrash?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN HIM!
Thank fuck, I thought I was going mad.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's no guarantee you're not
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm definitely not crazy. I'd know.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong about wanting to leave the human race.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naga really is a bitter old cunt, isn't she?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the word used to be uppity, then they banned that and changed it to empowered.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her craic is utter pish.
A face on her like a smacked arse when Charlie and Lewis are having a bit of off the cuff banter, then asks Lewis if he'd "Like a room"?
It's "Get a room", you literal fucking dullard. Never mind the fact that she's used it in such a way as to paint an otherwise extremely wholesome exchange of compliments between two grown men as something to be ridiculed.
I wonder how the 'Get a room' comment would have gone down if Charlie was speaking to a female guest?
I'm sure there are folk out there that absolutely love her, but I suspect that it's because they're massive cunts, too.

I remember some bloke on Reddit mentioned that his friend works as a journalist at the BBC and claimed that she's only still in the job because she immediately pulls out the racism/sexism card whenever she's met with any kind of professional criticism. 'Some bloke off Reddit's mate' isn't exactly the most reliable source for this kind of stuff, but if her previous track record is anything to go by, it wouldn't surprise me a bit. It seems pretty obvious that Charlie can't fucking stand her.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you watch her show though?
I never watch her show, but she keeps cropping up for having a haughty and acidic bristle. Is that her shtick?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post so much hatred, swaggy

(ozof, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much so that I neglected to proof read my post following a butchering by the world's worst auto-spellchecker.
I bet she had a part in its development.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He just doesn't like women or browns.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not exclusively.
I'm 99% certain you're a white, cis male and I think you're a cunt.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just the weirdest individual who has ever stalked these boards
And I've been here nearly 20 years lads
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's not forget Moggy.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Sep 2022, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, let's.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post As punishment they should have made her give him a rim.
She probably did offer that anyway and then had to pretend she said 'room' when she realised it made her look silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you say that?

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Did you watch the clip? She's not exactly lighting up the place with her glowing personality.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's just being contrary again.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must be watching a different clip to you two.
In mine she laughed with embarrassment and mild shock before rapidly getting the pre-watershed TV show back on track. She did it all with a smile on her face. What exactly do you see in this video?

I don't know how else you'd define lighting up the place. Interesting choice of language.

Why is the personality of the air dried oak beam sat next to her not more pertinent?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has a reputation for being an uncharsimatic killjoy.
It's not the first time she's pissed in somebody's cornflakes just because they were having a better time than she was.

Apparently she was a bit of a bully back in the day, so it's probably something pathological that she's never been able to shift.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just described the (deep) joy I experienced watching the video.
You two have described your displeasure watching the video.

Do you take joy in your own misery?

This made more sense before your edit.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm somewhat speechless
Swagatha mostly-a-cunt-but-one-i-often-agree-with just bats some zinger out of the blue
What did you Google... 'naga being a bit cunty'?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There’s a lot of people making sweeping judgements on a 30 second clip shorn of any context.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to B3ta links

(Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I counted 3.
3 old white men so threatened by a young brown woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How virtuous and gallant of you to defend this 'young brown woman's honour, birb.
You should probably screenshot your response and email it to her. I bet she'd find it dead sexy.
The part where you seem to suggest that any criticism directed towards her should be tempered due to her age, race and gender is bound to be a real legspreader.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And there it is. The racism accusation. She can't be criticised AT ALL purely because she's non-white and anyone who does so is definitely 100% only doing it because they're a big nasty racist.

You're wrong in ways you don't even understand you fucking imbecile.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lighten up.
Snowflake.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Get fucked
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, do I threaten your safe space?
Evidently, as this delicate cucktard just put me on ignore!

Such a pity for free speech advocates such as myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post This turned up in my local NZ music feed
The joys of small town living
It gets strongeeeueeurrrr

Complete with awkward kid
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a link post think of doing something? DON'T! There, that feels better, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Would probably be easier to just do some work.
 (who's_the_what?, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a link post DHMIS has a channel 4 show out now


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 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
UM???
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Available on the 30th (of September)
I think.

(edit) DRM whaaaaaaaAAAATT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Sorry for twitter link but BOLLOCKS!!!


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a kid
I loved this book called Han Solo's Revenge, partly because one of the main characters was called Bollux...
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You too!

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tuesday but a different account
b3ta.com/links/Its_all_a_load_of
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a link post If you love 747's and MD-11's you'll love this
Amazing coverage from Big Jet tv who filmed live from Anchorage, Alaska recently. Some amazing take-offs.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watching traffic, I don't get it. Help me understand the attraction please.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:15, , Reply)
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Big stuff go
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 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to try to explain the awesomeness, but much better explained by
^this^
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 1:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite honestly it all went over my head

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 3:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ISWYDT

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people like that kind of thing, it's fine.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62985430
Update! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62998962
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well now, that it's had birb's blessing, it is!
Thank fuck for that.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their enjoyment of their thing isn't doing direct harm to you.
There's the hint of an environmental concern regarding the ethics of fossil fuels, habitat loss and so on, but you'd assume the traffic would be moving regardless. There's a smidgen of health and safety concern too, but as long as everyone is sensible then everything is certified fine with my brblessing™.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:11, , Reply)

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