Sinister and stupid
Someone, please, compile a supercut of the most embarrassing shit of that day and post it on YouTube, vimeo, and everywhere else, just to demonstrate to Brian that it's not fucking 1952 or something.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:57, Reply)
I think it's important to remember that when all is said and done, this was still a funeral.
It's not unreasonable to want some assurances that footage from the day isn't going to be used for shitragging now that the officially sanctioned mourning period is at an end and all those media conglomorates who temporarily had huge amounts of respect and admiration for the monarchy are now back to flinging excrement at them for likes and shares.
I'm sure most of us would feel the same if it was a member of our family.
That being said, I can see the other side of the argument, too. Our media shouldn't be state vetted/censored and I can see why they might be a bit put out by that. But let's be honest, they've basically got their backs up because they're not going to be allowed to use footage from the funeral to make a mockery of the royals. Which seems reasonable to me.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:14, Reply)
Nah.
Whoever payed for that funeral should hold the rights to the footage. So, that would be the taxpayer.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:41,
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It’s not exactly the World Cup final though, is it?
Maybe if they’d starved the corgis then thrown her corpse to them while the crowd bet on which dog ended up with the skull, that might’ve been worth watching again
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:57,
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Wait, the Queen is dead?
Why did they never report this on the telly?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:17,
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Not if the Web Sheriff has
anything to do with it.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:38,
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Look at me!
No, stop looking at me now, but you can keep this Polaroid.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 18:48,
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The real ending to Infintiy War
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 13:51,
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Something healthy for a change
Take away the trees, and the kids will play on what you leave behind.
As far as I'm concerned, this also applies to skateboards, roller skates, BMX etc.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 11:17,
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I'm pretty sure the final jump to trolley defied the laws of physics.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 12:35,
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The young kids call it tescoing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:49,
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Is this the whitest sport in the UK right now?
It's got to be up there with bowls and curling.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:08,
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Jesus wept.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:38,
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Haven’t you got anything better to do than shit on absolutely everything?
Go have a crywank or something.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:41,
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Shitting on absolutely everything?
I took this criticism as an opportunity to reflect on my behaviour. I noticed two things:
1- Of the 19 threads I can see on the links page, I have commented in just 5 of them.
2- Not one of my comments shits on anything, at least not by my understanding of the term.
One post just quotes the error message in the linked page.
In two threads I argue against people shitting on the contents/topic of the link.
One post simply says "Beautiful."
And then there's this thread where I find myself posting this message now. X
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:25,
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Please feel empowered to point out any inaccuracies in my argument or faults in my logic.
I'm eager to correct my behaviour of 'shit(ting) on absolutely everything,' especially if it's so obvious to others. Thanks in advance. X
Oh, I see instead you put me on ignore because you're such a snowflake. Oh well.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:59,
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I suspect he's put you on ignore because you're a tiresome, shadow projecting cunt.
But whatever floats yer boat.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 16:38, Reply)
I don't know what's wrong with me; I kept thinking Rule, Britannia!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:00,
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Far more absorbing and entertaining than it deserves to be!
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Varmint, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:50,
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Totally.
I usually hate parkour wankers, but this was strangely enjoyable.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:07, Reply)
When yer maw comes to the halloween party dressed as yer gran
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colmcq2, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:12,
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The warning was right
that video did contain imagery that caused discomfort, mainly the imagery of the shiny, puffy faced pensioner twerking or bending over towards the camera.
She's had so many facelifts she now has a five or six head
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:44,
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I like how the de-aging filter is struggling so much with the monumental task assigned to it
That it seems to have bugged out and turned Old Madge into The Kurgen.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:46, Reply)
Marylin Manson's not looking well.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 1:32,
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Well it's not what I'd normally listen to but you can't argue with lesbians.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 2:47,
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I know, their impeccable logic is too strong!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:50,
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Well, if we must watch older 80s pop stars being lewd -
then I for one say "Come back Toyah, all is forgiven!"
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:51,
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She's playing next month
I've just bought tickets!
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:29,
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I’m looking forward to her 70th birthday release
Which will be a livestream of her fisting a midget
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:12,
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Accompanied by a demented Fripp on Kazoo.
Posted here on a Sunday.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:58,
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Ludicrous tactics
Reminds me a bit of the Total war series - what good games they were (until they started making Warhammer ones.)
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:58,
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You’re unable to view this Tweet because this account owner limits who can view their Tweets.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 17:23,
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Supposedly from part 1 or part 2 of this
telugu movie
possibly this battle
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:45, Reply)
Mogging?
Mogging:- A sexual practice, where by the moggee ejaculates (or spaff's) in to the palm of his hand and the offers the hand to his partner (the mogger) like one would offer a saucer of milk to a cat (or moggie!). The mogger then laps at the hand full of ejaculate until fully consumed. The moggee should encourage the mogger by stroking the back of their head and making feline noises such as purring or meowing.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 18:53,
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Alfred David loves penguins
"So much so, he often dresses like them, make the same noises and even eats the same food. The eccentric Belgian even believes that when he dies he will be reincarnated as his favourite bird and will be found waddling around a zoo."
Read more in the YT description
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:07,
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That’s a claim to fame. I’ll add him to the list.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:24,
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Is this the same guy who used to turn up on Eurotrash?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 15:45,
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THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN HIM!
Thank fuck, I thought I was going mad.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 16:05, Reply)
There's no guarantee you're not
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 18:10,
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Nothing wrong about wanting to leave the human race.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:05,
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I think the word used to be uppity, then they banned that and changed it to empowered.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:37,
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Her craic is utter pish.
A face on her like a smacked arse when Charlie and Lewis are having a bit of off the cuff banter, then asks Lewis if he'd "Like a room"?
It's "Get a room", you literal fucking dullard. Never mind the fact that she's used it in such a way as to paint an otherwise extremely wholesome exchange of compliments between two grown men as something to be ridiculed.
I wonder how the 'Get a room' comment would have gone down if Charlie was speaking to a female guest?
I'm sure there are folk out there that absolutely love her, but I suspect that it's because they're massive cunts, too.
I remember some bloke on Reddit mentioned that his friend works as a journalist at the BBC and claimed that she's only still in the job because she immediately pulls out the racism/sexism card whenever she's met with any kind of professional criticism. 'Some bloke off Reddit's mate' isn't exactly the most reliable source for this kind of stuff, but if her previous track record is anything to go by, it wouldn't surprise me a bit. It seems pretty obvious that Charlie can't fucking stand her.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 16:03, Reply)
Do you watch her show though?
I never watch her show, but she keeps cropping up for having a haughty and acidic bristle. Is that her shtick?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:32,
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So much so that I neglected to proof read my post following a butchering by the world's worst auto-spellchecker.
I bet she had a part in its development.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:24, Reply)
Not exclusively.
I'm 99% certain you're a white, cis male and I think you're a cunt.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:09, Reply)
Just the weirdest individual who has ever stalked these boards
And I've been here nearly 20 years lads
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:00, Reply)
Let's not forget Moggy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 3:29,
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As punishment they should have made her give him a rim.
She probably did offer that anyway and then had to pretend she said 'room' when she realised it made her look silly.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 2:37,
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Did you watch the clip? She's not exactly lighting up the place with her glowing personality.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:27,
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I must be watching a different clip to you two.
In mine she laughed with embarrassment and mild shock before rapidly getting the pre-watershed TV show back on track. She did it all with a smile on her face. What exactly do you see in this video?
I don't know how else you'd define lighting up the place. Interesting choice of language.
Why is the personality of the air dried oak beam sat next to her not more pertinent?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:09,
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She has a reputation for being an uncharsimatic killjoy.
It's not the first time she's pissed in somebody's cornflakes just because they were having a better time than she was.
Apparently she was a bit of a bully back in the day, so it's probably something pathological that she's never been able to shift.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:02, Reply)
I just described the (deep) joy I experienced watching the video.
You two have described your displeasure watching the video.
Do you take joy in your own misery?
This made more sense before your edit.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:59,
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I'm somewhat speechless
Swagatha mostly-a-cunt-but-one-i-often-agree-with just bats some zinger out of the blue
What did you Google... 'naga being a bit cunty'?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:09, Reply)
There’s a lot of people making sweeping judgements on a 30 second clip shorn of any context.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:42,
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I counted 3.
3 old white men so threatened by a young brown woman.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:13,
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How virtuous and gallant of you to defend this 'young brown woman's honour, birb.
You should probably screenshot your response and email it to her. I bet she'd find it dead sexy.
The part where you seem to suggest that any criticism directed towards her should be tempered due to her age, race and gender is bound to be a real legspreader.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:24, Reply)
And there it is. The racism accusation. She can't be criticised AT ALL purely because she's non-white and anyone who does so is definitely 100% only doing it because they're a big nasty racist.
You're wrong in ways you don't even understand you fucking imbecile.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:36,
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Lighten up.
Snowflake.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 17:42,
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Get fucked
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:23,
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Aww, do I threaten your safe space?
Evidently, as this delicate cucktard just put me on ignore!
Such a pity for free speech advocates such as myself.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:12,
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This turned up in my local NZ music feed
The joys of small town living
It gets strongeeeueeurrrr
Complete with awkward kid
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 0:13,
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think of doing something? DON'T! There, that feels better, doesn't it?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:11,
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Available on the 30th (of September)
I think.
(edit) DRM whaaaaaaaAAAATT?
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 20:54,
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Sorry for twitter link but BOLLOCKS!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:42,
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When I was a kid
I loved this book called Han Solo's Revenge, partly because one of the main characters was called Bollux...
(, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:08, Reply)
If you love 747's and MD-11's you'll love this
Amazing coverage from Big Jet tv who filmed live from Anchorage, Alaska recently. Some amazing take-offs.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:27,
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Watching traffic, I don't get it. Help me understand the attraction please.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:15,
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Big stuff go
wwwwooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 16:26,
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I was going to try to explain the awesomeness, but much better explained by
^this^
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 18:21,
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Some people like that kind of thing, it's fine.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62985430
Update! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62998962
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 18:04,
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Well now, that it's had birb's blessing, it is!
Thank fuck for that.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:39, Reply)
Their enjoyment of their thing isn't doing direct harm to you.
There's the hint of an environmental concern regarding the ethics of fossil fuels, habitat loss and so on, but you'd assume the traffic would be moving regardless. There's a smidgen of health and safety concern too, but as long as everyone is sensible then everything is certified fine with my brblessing™.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:11,
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