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This is a link post I'm getting the word....


(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bob’s thinking, ‘I know I said don’t think twice, it’s alright, but it really isn’t.’

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Pete Townsend sat in front of Gary Glitter?
Nonces to the left, must be some sort of Royal etiquette. Savile was Charles's pal too. Andrew is not necessarily the odd one out.
 (Hemipygous, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't
he at the front left? Like they're bracketing everyone with nonces
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post John Entwistle in front of Glitter

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, i vaguely knew the face

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol at why Roger Daltrey's wearing that patch over his eye
youtu.be/DtLRoz0UCVs?t=39
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adrian Edmondson seems a bit incongruous
Wonder if they tried to book some Young Ones
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone recognise
who is 4th and 8th from the left in the back row? I'm stumped.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zak Starkey and Steve Balsamo, according to the replies on twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a QAnon-like gentlemen's club conspiracy theory attached to this?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting question. See Bob Geldof anywhere in that 'photo'? I thought not.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That drummer...
his gold tooth rictus grin and bouncing... He's the coolest cat on the scene man.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
nice!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's such a genius drummer
As well as a groovy hep cat
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 2:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me of the War drummer
Different style but they are both unique and brilliant

Sorry about the thumbnail
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNrCNVIsvN4
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's really loose
lovely rhythm section. Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who, thank the Lord, is still with us...

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh Hell(raiser), another remake.
Needs more dulcet Doug Bradley and Andrew Robinson of course. In a way it’s impressive just how many films they’ve managed to squeeze out of the original short story.

I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt; there have been a few decent shows on Hulu. My main hope is that they make it a single series, there’s nothing worse than dragging out a show unnecessarily then tacking on a cliffhanger at the end. It’s like the entertainment equivalent of blue balls.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Bruckner being behind this gives me hope.
The Ritual and The Night House were both excellent and it can't be any worse than the previous eight sequels. Hopefully.

In an ideal world, an adaptation of the Scarlet Gospels would have made an absolutely fantastic feature film, but I suspect the producers would have had a hell (lol) of a hard time staying true to the novel without enraging the Woke Police. Plus, the budget required to faithfully recreate some of the imagery is probably a bit beyond Hulu's financial grasp.

Speaking of budget, that looks suspiciously like paint rather than prosthetics on Pinhead's neck, which isn't a good start...
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have a point there.
Pinhead’s head also looks a bit flat.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet saying "You have a point"
to Pinhead would make him ROFL.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Intended.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will it be closer to The Hellbound Heart?
Pinhead was genderless in the OG story iirc.
 (beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily genderless, but androgynous.
I think the general consensus is that he's 'male' based on the title of 'Hell Priest' as opposed to 'Hell Priestess'. The book likens his voice to that of an excited girl, but I suspect that's a figurative description as opposed to a literal one.
On paper, Jamie Clayton is a fantastic pick for the role. But I think they've made Pinhead a little bit too feminine in appearance. All the shots so far scream "that's a female Cenobite", when instead it should be largely ambiguous. I reckon Asia Kate Dillon would have been a better choice given the somewhat limited looking casting budget.

Still, old Doug was hardly the poster boy for androgyny either, so it's not massively relevant as long as she doesn't make a complete dog's dinner of the role.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know she's trans, right? So a good casting choice for the gender ambiguity aspect of Pinhead.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "On paper, Jamie Clayton is a fantastic pick for the role."
The issue is that they've still stylized Pinhead as overly feminine, in my opinion.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post There’s only so much Tilda Swinton to go around.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even if Hulu could afford her, I don't think any better-known actors would risk associating themselves a Hellraiser sequel
Gwendoline Christie would have been a good shout. But again, I don't imagine she's that desperate for work. I suspect the vast majority of the cast are going to be ex-pornstars and early 00's has-beens if the acting chops of that bloke in the first few seconds are anything to go by.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched all the films a few years back.
I liked Pinhead's Flash website in part 8.


 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We have such sites to show show you".

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post .........loading...........
brrrrrrrvvvvnnnnngschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppfffffrrrrrrrbbbbbrreeeeeeeeeeeee
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say "fp this now" but the typo annoys me

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake.
Just noticed that.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can tell already from the thumbnail that it's complete shit

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 23 Sep 2022, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a link post When chicken hypnosis goes wrong
Apparently a real phone-in but with added animation awesomeness.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes the late great Gerry Anderson
That was a series he did here in Northern Ireland where they took some of the best phone in stories and animated them. All taken from genuine phone ins to his radio show.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't remember that,u must be older than me.
 (Terry hoosh, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Broken cats home
The blind cat still reacts to light though.
Twee muzak warning!
Blind cat has intense gaze and big personality


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Sep 2022, 3:40, , Reply)
This is a link post L7 - Pretend We're Dead (2016)

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta v much :)

(ozof, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's well done

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's some good bardcore out there
And some right shite midi offerings.

Algal the Bard is worth checking out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Trombone Champ
Nasty but nice
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought this and it's seriously hard to play without corpsing

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Welp....
I think this did/didn't work.. possibly?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a punchable voice let alone face.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Sep 2022, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Based on this I can only assume that the clip was Dan Wooton.
Why any self-respecting b3tan would post from Gammon Brexiteer News is an exercise left to the reader.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post I’ll get round to watching Metropolis one of these days.
I’ve only seen the Japanese anime version (that supposedly only resembles the original by sheer coincidence). Anyway, the colourisation looks surprisingly good; perhaps AI-assisted?

For another modern take on early German cinema have a look at Shadow of the Vampire. It really is very good.
youtu.be/_B15iesNMa8
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The original must have really cooked their noodles 95 years ago
Can't imagine what that version would have done to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair I think audiences in the twenties had actually seen colours before.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking more of the increased resolution and detail.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve no idea. I didn’t think resolution really applies to film emulsions.
The poor quality might be more a consequence of the age of the film when it was duplicated or digitised. It’s fair to say that they weren’t filming with good glass at 60fps though.

Do have a look at that vampire film, it has Eddie Izzard, Udo Kier, and Cari Els explaining how to do slow-motion while wielding a Luger.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't a lot of the issues with quality/resolution often down to the prints/transfer that have been seen in subsequent decades rather than the original?
Thinking mainly of copies used by or made for TV rather than more recent restorations.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch Metropolis...
the longest edit you can get your hands on, which will include the "lost" grainy bits (which are in this video), but without colourisation, modern soundtracking, etc., and appreciate it in its original context....such an incredible piece of cinema...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post apart from the fact that more than 90% of all films made before 1945 are lost forever and German cinema turned predominantly into a steaming pile of shit after 1945 (with exceptions, of course)
Metropolis is one of the glories of Weimar cinema
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 3:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Clipdrop Relight
You can alter the lighting on a still image automatically with this tool
 (JauntyArt, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Witchcraft

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Something I stumbled upon through a typo, honest
Possibly the scariest photo I've seen in a while
 (strongp, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is your link correct? Just seems to be bringing up some tanned body building types.
Not very scary as far as I can see.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Women tend to have that effect on some folk.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not particularly scary IMO
But what's with the almost universal lack of consistency between their body and face colour? My first thought was that their heads were all photoshopped!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their make-up
doesn't match their fake tan.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, looks like competition tan.
Suspect it doesn't play nicely with makeup.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Matching that tan might count as blacking up.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Sep 2022, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^so much this.
Also the fella at the back on the left has a facial expression that makes me question the sincerity of his raised arms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post So was it bare, bear or baird you were looking for?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This probably told us more about your specific sexuality than you wanted to. But it's okay. You can admit to yourself what frightens you, sexually. We accept you. I do recommend counselling. Really. It's great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Sep 2022, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you remember?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Litter Buggin I made this!
Self-funded film about litter. Please feel free to share!
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification ima ha ima, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post This is my new favourite thing on the Twitter
...LOTR one is also worth a watch: twitter.com/ButWithRaptors/status/1572196677984854016
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite is Jurassic Park
but with a velociraptor
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nightmare sorted

(Sherbs, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post The Northern Boys - Party Time NSFW
This made my week
 (JauntyArt, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is why I come back to B3ta
pure gold, thanks for posting
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 21 Sep 2022, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent, a shame its too early for Xmas no 1

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace tune actually

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a northern Pete n Baz

(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post US Space Force reveals official song
Last 42 sec of the video
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Dirge from Above"

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this Space Force some sort of 1950s marketing for Intergalactic Chocolate Frosted Wheaties
just collect 10 box tops and send these along with $1 to receive your Space Force membership card and super space secret decoder ring so you can read the coded messages on your next box of Intergalactic Chocolate Frosted Wheaties
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post not amused. and I know something about music

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 1:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I listened and automatically renamed the aurora borealis to ‘Carl Sagan’s Vomit’

(roysin, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 5:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That deserves to be on the "Popular links" page
Please could a mod change the "I like this" button to say "That's fucking awful" so I can bring myself to click it?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 6:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Standing guard both night and day'.
In space?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 6:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?t=7
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Earth is in space and famously has a day and night cycle.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL. You got me.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are sun synchronous orbits where day and night doesn’t apply
But these fuckers will spend their service earthbound wearing silly uniforms trying to justify the trumpian brainfart that initiated it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a parody, right?
I mean, this is the sort of thing you’d expect if you asked your nephew to write it because “he’s in the school marching band so he can do music“.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's absolutely perfect for them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they get the Trump lads to write it on their last day?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
and also, fucking wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post It's all a load of...
Lost in Space, with added Officer Bolix
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a kid
I loved this book called Han Solo's Revenge, partly because one of the main characters was called Bollux...
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 21 Sep 2022, 9:35, , Reply)

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