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This is a link post Balls to Christmas.





(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You on your own again this year?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You stuck with those kids you resent again this year?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 22:55, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:16, Reply)
This is a link post I fucking knew it!


The power of swearing: What we know and what we don’t


 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 18:56, Reply)
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Twenty cock-grip shafting sleeves.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:04, Reply)
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Only If You Laugh.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Going from working in the mines of outback australia to the offices of london took some recalibration of my swearing
whatever "emotional impact" or transgressive qualities it might have in other situations was lessened in the mines by its near total ubiquity.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 7:46, Reply)
This is a link post The award for cringiest MP in history goes to former Health Secretary, Matt Hancock.
Heard the news that Matt Hancock will be appearing on I'm A Celeb.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope one of the other 'celebrities'
Chins him
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the Covid-19 Bereaved Families for Justice's key argument against Hancock appearing on the show is that
"He's not even a celebrity". Which leads me to suspect they've never seen the fucking thing.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just looked at today's front pages.
For such an affront to parliament, Matt's holiday has worked out pretty well for the government. A bowl of dead cats' arseholes, if you will.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 5:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least
the little stunt cost him the party whip
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Hardcastle makes it, or sells out. You decide.
Or don’t.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post gudferrim

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 0:02, Reply)
This is a link post Falcon Heavy launch
Due 13:41 GMT
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 14:59, Reply)
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Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Fantastic stuff, thx.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
You think, it makes
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 10:35, Reply)
This is a link post Yes it's a pdf. Real US Supreme court amicus brief filing by The Onion,defending a man accused of parodying a cop website
Quite a good read, imho
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Will the cops understand it though.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post can you chokehold a PDF?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 5:32, Reply)
This is a link post It’s so hard to find a doctor these days.
Or a good sandwich, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 6:10, Reply)
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RIS
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 1:14, Reply)
This is a link post Oscilloscope music

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(Sherbs, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I am very suspicious of this.
Might set up my oscilloscope and see what shapes it actually makes later.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Would it need to be an analogue type?
We've got a couple of low res Tektronix EDUs, and I wouldn't trust them to display any wave more complex than a sawtooth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen this a few years ago - If you click on the "show more" he mentions how it was done
"What you see is what you hear: The audio signal is fed directly into the oscilloscope, where vector graphics are drawn with sound.

Filmed from an analog Tektronix 5103N scope.

left audio channel: horizontal deflection
right audio channel: vertical deflection

software used: Max MSP (spiral objects, etc.), OsciStudio & blender (teapot orbit & wireframe 3D objects), Ableton Live


so yeah suspicions confirmed 'tis not quite what it seems (but still a nice concept and better than anything I could come up with)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post No feeshus needed


(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fun with feces!
Or, holy cow, what a mess.
Worshipers throw cow feces during festival in Gumatapura


 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to attract the ladies so I might be missing a trick
What could possibly go wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed that too.
I'll have to rethink my extracurricular activities.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *Buys Cow*

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *Cancels Cow*

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Drinks a.lot buys two cows

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the smell of cowshit works wonders to mask their own pungent stench.
Watched Invisible Demons the other week. India really is years ahead of us in the dystopian hellscape stakes. What a shithole.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah those smelly natives hey

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I would make the small point that an Englishman complaining about poverty in India is like a Russian complaining that Ukraine has such poor infrastructure and electricity reliability

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually find it quite pleasant.
Since I was a kid I’ve always associated the smell of cow shit with summer.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I know where
David Truscott's going on holiday.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post Fishbone - Party at Ground Zero
The video's an early work by Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas)...great stuff all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post 1975 Witches of Halloween
not as terrifying as I remember
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Kick out the jams brothers and sisters
MC5 rockumentary. Long but interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Lucas often does films for teh lols (epic though his playing is)
but this is done straight-out for the genius of Villa-Lobos and Lucas' love for the music.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ros Atkins, the BBC "analysis" editor, blames Brexit pretty much exclusively for our economic woes as UK inflation hits 10.1%.
I’m not sure what he blames the EU’s eurozone inflation of 10.7% on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely not a shockwave from the 2+ years of global pandemic. No siree.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:56, Reply)
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Ukraine invasion causing a spike in food and energy prices? Not a chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're absolutely right on both points
Brexit has been amazing for the country and inflation is the only way you can assess this.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 1 Nov 2022, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post We get to blame it for everything now I'm afraid
Just as you blamed foreigners for your shit life for years
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic pinko. If in doubt, just lie and scream racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post 40 years old today...

(plankton, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 40 years?
Damn, I feel old today.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a husk
Made me feel very old as I am but still the same but older.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is Kwasi Kwarteng right now?
I assume he is chilling out with an iced tea, hands behind his head, shoes off, listening to this whilst eating a selection of cheeses from Asdas 'premier' range.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 31 Oct 2022, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He tells a great story of how the song was made here...
youtu.be/MHbciVrgcGA
 (I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 1:26, Reply)
This is a link post I Drank From a Puddle
The latest from 19 year old pop sensation Jim E. Brown
(kettinwirk-praxis, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Robert Smith is practically unrecognisable without the makeup.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post A twist on the Monster Mash song NSFW
Nsfw for swears
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 31 Oct 2022, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I shared a different version of this years ago.
He comes back every year on Comedy Bang Bang claiming to have written a new song. Every year he sings this. Makes me happy every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post A bit of musical multitasking

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 6:50, Reply)

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