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This is a link post your daily dose of anal news

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post found the words "kicked his door in" quite jarring in this context

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta loses another poster...
DAILY FAIL LINK
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 May 2023, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But where will I get my daily anal news?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post Pissy plans
What to do about public pissing (SFW)
Attention public urinators: Beware of London's anti-pee paint!


 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 May 2023, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post a pressing issue in the states
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ORG8K3BmAo
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post So this anti-pee paint somehow changes the angle of the wall to make it splash back, eh?
Bollocks.

Just provide public toilets. It's not complicated.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Public toilets?
Are you some kind of communist?
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 13 May 2023, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake side alleys designed to be easily cleaned

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "such actions will be recorded by CCTV cameras and posted to YouTube"
Err... hello? GDPR?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post God Damn Piss Recordings?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 May 2023, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Is it cake?


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 11 May 2023, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post finger on the pulse

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 12 May 2023, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post For the man who has everything
I am intrigued to see what effect the max setting of 600 strokes per setting has
The future of masturbation - The Handy - Sex toys for men


 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus glass cock hidden on the site

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 11 May 2023, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully hands

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 May 2023, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Masturbation lifted to a sci-fi level"
Seems very popular amongst the nerds already to be fair
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of stock
Oh well.

P.S. I swear "handy" is German for mobile phone, is it not?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Genau

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 12 May 2023, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You still have to use your hand as far as I can see.
How on earth are you meant to crochet a teapot cover at the same time?
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Sat 13 May 2023, 15:30, Reply)
This is a link post James - Say Something Orchestral Tour 2023
Off to see them tomorrow night!
(Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post it's this person's 17rd candle day:
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=47963
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't posted for a while.

(Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I was working at the Manchester gig last night...
I sometimes work with their original drummer (though I was hearing rumours last night that he may no longer be with us...).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Halfway through a tour?
(as in leaving the band, deceased or what?)
 (Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Gav got kicked out of the band after picking a fight with Tim on stage just before they made it big...
(don't blame him, really, TB's a right cunt, by all accounts)...he co-wrote Sit Down and was still getting royalties cheques for it (especially a couple of years ago when it was used to promote a new season of Game of Thrones).

One of James' touring crew told one of us local crew that Gav had passed away, but none of the rest of the crew had heard that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 May 2023, 17:09, Reply)
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(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 12 May 2023, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post aaron chen vox pops. has its moments
like C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 May 2023, 3:37, Reply)
This is a link post Ice Chewers Bulletin Board
Exciting stories such as- Addicted to Ice, but NOT Chewing It!
Ice Chewers Bulletin Board - All about Chewing Ice • View forum - Stories


 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 11 May 2023, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post can be a sign of iron deficiency

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What Johnny Borrell thinks about anything in 2023
has the same cultural significance as what Mike from Bucks Fizz thought in 2003
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 May 2023, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bucks Fizz
Trouble At The Top was around then, and that's a very important cultural artefact.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was cringe satire
Fuck me, someone shoot that twat
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post SAY "Y'KNOW" ONE MORE TIME...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 May 2023, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work with someone who ended their sentences with “you know what I mean?”.
After a week or two of that I finally snapped back “no, do you?!”.

Still, not as bad as using “like” as a filler word.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 11 May 2023, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTubers using "literally" in every sentence.
Sometimes more than once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it's an teenage problem.
At 17 I went through a 'basically' period.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 May 2023, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post So you think you know how a bicycle works?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm already assuming I treat my bike like .....

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 10 May 2023, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post My son is studying motorcycle engineering
And he reckons that just about every explanation of how bikes steer is wrong - I'll have to send him this to see if it's an exception. It certainly seems to cover topics that are often missed out, like the gyroscope effect.
He showed me the telemetry data from a MotoGP bike, and it was staggering how the steering position was essentially still round the whole track.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 11 May 2023, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the physics of motorbikes and bicycles differ quite a lot in some key areas....

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 May 2023, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, on a motorcycle it's not steering so much as a controlled fall*.
*beyond walking pace.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 May 2023, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Aside from the obvious differences
Such as the effect on suspension from the chain tension and the lower centre of gravity on motorbikes, I'm not sure if there really are that many differences - particularly the physics of getting the bike into a turn and what keeps it stable during a turn are pretty much the same as far as I can see. When riding without hands, I find that steering a bicycle and motorbike are very similar other than bicycles requiring rather less effort.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 11 May 2023, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But most explanations about how bikes steer at speed would confirm that the steering position remains practically static.
I suspect that the effect would be greatly exaggerated on a Moto GP bike given the speeds the riders are traveling at, the amount they lean and the resulting forces acting on the bike, but it's precisely the same theory for a boring old pushbike, too.

The easiest way I've found to explain this in a practical sense is to do it in reverse. If you tip a stationary bike to the left, the front wheel steers to the right. If you tip it to the right, it steers to the left.
You always want to lean into a corner to maintain traction, so you want to tip the bike in that direction, but all it takes is a tiny nudge to initiate that lean. And once you're in the lean, it only takes a tiny amount of correction via steering to maintain and then exit it.

It feels very much like you're actively steering the bike by changing the direction of the front wheel at these speeds, but if you consciously tried to steer in that manner at anything over jogging pace, you'd go over the bars.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 11 May 2023, 21:32, Reply)
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I'm lookng forward to this, it sounds good from what I've read about it, hopefuly it bypasses that cynical part of my head and I can just enjoy some muppets
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post COSMOTON IDS2 sound demo

(Sherbs, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post the wanky shit demon
welcome to my world, fancy some cake

try here first to give the creator more clicks www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA,

.
(razzle, Wed 10 May 2023, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Or if you want to watch it on Mr Rathergoods channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

Instead of some thieving cunt on youtube
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 May 2023, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
you need to sign in to watch that (unfortunately)
 (razzle, Wed 10 May 2023, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not here....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 10 May 2023, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Today I learned
that all age restricted YouTube videos are automatically demonetised
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Always wondered how he seemed to earn a living and support a family with this stuff

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That has to be the longest GC ever!
I can't find part 2 though. Part 2 must be watched after part 1. It's the law.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Think the 2nd one is on Fbook and
Ebaum's World. Christ I've not heard that name for a while. Second one has the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang cover.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:49, Reply)
This is a link post Mama ŠČ!


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 May 2023, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post Interview with Oklahoma State Sen. Nathan Dahm | The Problem with Jon Stewart NSFW
NSFW due to swears.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, sadly, that guy is in charge of the state where my US cousins live.
Gilead-lite!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Shark baby


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "Alexa, what is 'Alcohol-Induced Psychosis'?"

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a small child.
I don't need more cocomelon in my life.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Next he’ll be posting episodes of Bing.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 May 2023, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck right off.
I come here to get away from that shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 May 2023, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post If you have kids, they'll like this trick.
If you don't have kids, they'll probably like it anyway.
Bevor Sie zu YouTube weitergehen


 (I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2023, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post !
Vorsicht, du zeigst, dass du Deutscher bist! Erwähne den Krieg nicht!
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope--the link (in German) came with the YouTube video

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:18, Reply)
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Weird. Maybe Michael is a closet nazi? It wouldn't be the strangest thing about him.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post All YouTube shorts seem to have German links
Und nicht alle Deutchlanders sind Nazi, du Trottel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post One will fucking love that

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 9 May 2023, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 😁👍

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oldest trick in t'book

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 May 2023, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post not old to someone who hasn't seen it.
little kids, e.g.
 (I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 10 May 2023, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you trying to tell me that it's unknown to those who don't know it
omg
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 May 2023, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post (sigh) no

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 10 May 2023, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never seen it before and thought it was good

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 10 May 2023, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know.
- Donald Rumsfeld, 2002
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 10 May 2023, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ lol

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He nicked it from 50's psychotherapy.
The Johari window.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 May 2023, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never heard that before and thought it was good!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 11 May 2023, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the dead pan ending
- reaching over to stop the camera, like all joy and enthusiasm has evaporated from him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha-like "That's a wrap--I'm outta here!)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My kids won't appreciate that
They're sick of me being a smug fuck.

The youngest has taken to yelling "YOU ARE MAKING A JOKE DADDY!" whenever I do something funny. Or when he doesn't understand something even if it's serious.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Mission accomplished.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "You must be kidding aren't you."

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:54, Reply)
This is a link post Some more ambient beats mixed by Houie D I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post smoke on the water on a tuba
after ls18 below said something about 'any instrument, any genre', I thought, "I wonder if he can play smoke on the water on a tuba?".
As usual, the internet provides. The "Tuba with Tom Show", presented, indubitably, by the charismatic Logan
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If I could hack one of Donald Trump's rallies
I'd play this at eardrum breaking levels.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you--that changed my life
*sobbing helplessly* ;p
 (I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 May 2023, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post Not the North Circular


(jimby, Tue 9 May 2023, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post nomadic mountains, ay?
"could have sworn these hills weren't here last year"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got to put that in my next D&D game

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe in a geological timescale.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 9 May 2023, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The screen seemed to flash green at 16:50
Looks like a tricky trek though.
 (Sherbs, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the same route my parents took to school each morning

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 14 May 2023, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post Slap ‘Er Down, Agin, Paw
Creepy 1948 banger
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 May 2023, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Riiiight
Goes on the same playlist as this gem from the 70's by Peter Wyngarde www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-G45BziZy0&list=RDp-G45BziZy0&start_radio=1
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What a rapey decade

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 May 2023, 17:38, Reply)

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