Johnny Vegas presenting on a shopping channel in the early part of the century
He also takes some phone calls including a death threat.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 11 Sep 2024, 21:23,
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Bit of ancient Greek on Persian action
I remember discovering the Herodotus book back when I were a lad. It's a good read actually.
Oh and..
SPARTA!!
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:25,
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Why did they name it after a sausage?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:19,
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The Straits of BaconAndBeanis already existed
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:24,
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Seems legit
Too legit to quit
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 7:59,
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Feels a bit like those blokes being awarded BJJ Black Belts for hanging a TV all by themselves
or remembering to register for an extended warranty.
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The Poochie of Olympic sports
About time it died in the way back to its home planet
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I had a go at that for a few years in my younger days
But I don't think I'd get picked for the team any more.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:39,
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*poor taste joke about epilepsy*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2024, 13:08,
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This is one of the best Brand take-offs I've seen
the language is very well observed.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:26,
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She is good, though he's pivoted to being batshit rightwing mental now
I did quite like his standup back in the day. Not so much all the rape.
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Auf Entdeckungsreise von Scarborough bis Newcastle im Norden von England
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If I wasn't 12,000 miles away, I'd be well up for that
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:23,
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CUNT.COM
it's a nice re-direct, but where will it take you?
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:47,
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Probably a really expensive domain to buy, that.
Must have pissed the wealthy person off for some reason.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:18,
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Can't for the life of me
think why
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:25,
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I protest, he's not a cunt,
he's a twat.
I concede that he is technically a fucking stupid fucking cunt, but that's a distinction with a real difference to just being a cunt.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:38,
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Seems to be broken
Unless it's being blocked by the puritans at my ISP.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 18:06,
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One of my favourite word is 'Guttocks'
Which is when someone is fat enough that their side rolls look like an arse.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 1:08,
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Spuddy Buddy
I made this!
I have a very special little potato friend and every day I sing her this little song. It keeps her happy, and if she is happy then I am happy, because that is how friendship works.
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crab_bloke), Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:43,
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Where can I get my very own spuddy buddy ?
Are they available in all good retailers ?
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:06,
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You can grow one in the ground
simply bury one little spuddy buddy and after a few months you will have several waiting to be awoken.
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crab_bloke), Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:28,
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I'll have to kidnap a spuddy buddy
To be my seed family :)
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:08,
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Tuber sacrifice? For the greater good?
What have you done?! Surely this sort of thing won't catch on? I have ethical concerns about this.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:31,
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So I've been misunderstanding "YouTuber" all this time?
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 21:58,
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CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:07,
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Spreadsheet of UK Far-right riot convictions
I made this!
Somebody asked me if there was a definitive list of everybody found guilty, who pleaded guilty and their sentences.
There are bits and bobs via the Evening Standard, the BBC and so on but nothing definitive. Not even the CPS.
I've missed stuff I reckon, but that is 300 convictions.
Previous convictions and age will be added this week when I can be bothered.
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You're doing god's work
Well maybe not his per se, but somebody's..
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 11:47,
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No God's work sounds wrong,
but then so does God's work for obvious reasons.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:32,
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Delegating deity deftly divides database duties decisively.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Sep 2024, 2:06,
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If you don't mind
There's a good fellow
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 16:58,
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Are you going to mop that up?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 11:33,
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Krishnamurti rips aethists, agnostics and the religious minded a new arsehole
"KRISHNAMURTI DEBATES SCIENTISTS"
non duality. escaping the identification with concepts that reinforces the illusion of separation and the false self as ego
to enter reality. in THE NOW as Eckhart calls it in his best seller
The Power of Now
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I wish there was a bit more separation between the self and this new age bollocks of dubious unilateral assertions dressed-up as profundities
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 1:00,
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"atheists, agnostics and the religious minded"
Pretty much everyone else on the planet, then? Wow, he sounds amazing, I wish I was as clever as him.
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Jeez he's got a lot to say for himself. 33 videos, most well over an hour long.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 11:34,
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lol
it's such a warm greeting, I don't know why more people don't try it in real life.
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:20,
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for a second I thought you were talking about the lad that does channel 4 news
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You have to DEBATE SCIENTISTS for it.
And save enough whales to exchange, obviously.
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my friend was really into this guy
So I was given a book or two to read... UTTER WRONGTHINKING BULLSHIT was my take away from that experience.
Also after experiencing the effect of 'humanism' on my good friend I can say with assurance that humanism is no better than any other fucking dumb religious cult
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I've heard there are some proper nutters
but all the humanists I've met (pretty much all at funerals) have been pleasant, respectful, and nice. Selection bias, obviously.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:20,
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my friend is very nice
there are lots of very nice scientologists too. and Christians and Muslims
Problem is when they try to convince you to believe in some bullshit philosophy built on a shit foundation from the mind of a moron cult leader.
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I've never heard humanism described in this way before.
It seems to be a philosophical position like atheism or agnosticism rather than a set of doctrinal beliefs.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 0:59,
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the maini issue is Krishnamurti
you get a cult when people buy into his wrongthink.
you get evangelical 'humanists'
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Right so he is to Humanism what Deepak Chopra is to Quantum Mechanics. Gotcha.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:45,
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The EGOTs are getting scarcer.
Nine Inch Nails need to fart out a jukebox musical on Broadway so that Reznor & Ross can swell their numbers.
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I find his lack of life...
disturbing.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 2:08,
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A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:26,
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That first pair are either the Angolan Reeves and Mortimer or the Dangerous Brothers
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Proof that Homo Sapiens is not the pinnacle of evolution.
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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:36,
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Thank You For the Subs (500,000) - 500k
I made this!
I've recently hit a massive milestone for me !
I've been a B3TAn for a very long time and although I'm much more of a lurker these days I feel as if I can still celebrate here.
So with that, I present the "strange middle-aged man" dancing with his animated characters video.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:58,
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Nice one, congrats.
I still sing songs about winkies to myself thanks to you.
I'd consider that success.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:57,
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Hurrah!
Congratulations sir. I will now do a celebratory poo in your honour.
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Thanks
Hopefully it's a no wiper - a ghost poo :)
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:22,
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This took me back
Massive lurker, but I remember your stuff from years ago and this was a nice reminder - well done!
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:D
Lots of musical wit and goodness here.
I never liked the Twelve-tone movement, but then, I'm a romantic at heart.
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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 8:51,
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that was good
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 12:52,
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Allan Lichtman's 13 keys predicts Harris beats Trump
He has correctly predicted every presidential election for the past 40 years. Fingers crossed.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 21:58,
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Good track record of prediction.
Good opportunity to place bets.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Sep 2024, 2:29,
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It's just like Paul the Octopus and the 2008 world cup
Some historians/polling pundits/commentators will have called every presidential election correctly for the last 40 years. It's a statistical certainty. They may have done so through incredible insights or blind luck but there will also be some other historian who has the same strike rate for election outcomes who will, right now, be doing the rounds predicting a Trump win.
Personally, it looks way, way too close for anyone to be sure about.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 12:06,
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If you could find me the one with the 40 years of successful predictions who says Trump wins, I'd appreciate it.
Many thanks in advance of what should be a very enlightening garold post.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:12,
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Not sure the bookies would agree
with his claim that Al Gore was a correct prediction, actually.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:38,
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To be fair he does say his system is right "nine times out of ten"
so .... maybe this is the tenth one?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/26/allan-lichtman-prediction-presidential-election
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 15:01,
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Reminds me of a joke.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella the yesterday.
That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
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