It's a spidey cake, cakey spider, a spider-cake
German customs find 1500 tarantulas in cake boxes.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 18:17,
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An acoustic fire extinguisher
Engineers at George Mason University (GMU) in the United States have developed a prototype portable fire extinguisher that extinguishes fire using low-frequency sound waves.
Dousing flames with low-frequency sound waves – Physics World
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I had to read this headline quite a few times to understand what was going on
It's all a bit Jeremy Kyle.
Family of car boot king who fathered 19 children caught in £43m battle for fortune
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 12:21,
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The report writing is kind of crap
Repeats itself over and over
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 16:51,
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+ I'm only massive cunting 'til the massive cunt comes
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You were working as a cleaner in a cocktail bar...
when I met you.
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It's not often that a hardcore-difficult immersive sim gets a laugh
..but this is why I've been ploughing a couple of hours a day into KCD2 for the last month or so. It's really very well-written (even if there are a total of like 8 voice actors, to be expected I suppose). They tie in references to the first game as well without being too exlusionary, so it's really amenable to new players. When the 'triple-A' crowd are making po-faced deep and meaningful stuff that lasts about 20 hours, this is how the 'double-A' guys show them how it's done.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 8:59,
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Happy Candlemass!!!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 10:28,
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Thank you!
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 17:57,
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Harlan Ellison's Solution for Palestine and Israel
NSFW
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 0:28,
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This Cartoonist Seems Right Up B3ta's Alley
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 16:10,
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Retro Game Trivia – Daily Wordle-style Game for Gamers
I made this!
If you’re into classic video games and daily puzzles, try this. Guess retro games using clues, screenshots, or box art. It’s like Wordle, but for nostalgic gamers. Free and no signup needed.
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oh boy, so glad you're here
I can't wait for your valued input on this vibrant social website.
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Risotto rice under threat
from flamingoes in north-eastern Italy
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 21:10,
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Would you consider the rice dishes of the Caribbean? Aruba, perhaps?
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How about a Müller rice?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 10:14,
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I'm not sure you should bother asking culinary questions
to someone called 'Fray Brentos'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 21:18,
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He must give me the name of his wonkey-eye surgeon
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 13:51,
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I knew this couple back in the 90s
Also Simon did an act with my mate Dave who lived in an old fire engine. They called themselves the firemen. The act consisted of them acidentaly setting things on fire dressed as firemen. Mad slapstick stuff .
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 3:10,
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New collection of old songs from Mr Tools Jr
I made this!
Gumf
Jostle
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 8:35,
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Some newer stuff
www.instagram.com/reel/DL9Ue1zIi4S/
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 9:49,
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Gratuitous cruelty
Disturbingly funny
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2025, 2:15,
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Well that's a memory that'll keep me awake tonight
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 8:58,
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With a carefully constructed metal clothes hanger wrapped around his head.
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You know you're doing well when John Betjeman is reading your work.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:09,
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I reckon Nick Cave
could do an amazing cover of God Is Love.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 23:34,
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"how sweet to be an idiot, as harmless as a clown"
Not so harmless now considering how USA idiocracy is working out
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 15:12,
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I'd forgotten about this.
I am therefore pleased that you posted it to /links
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 18:22,
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I'm not watching this cartoon unless it was made in the early 2000s.
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2017–2018, soz.
It's all online if you know where to watch cartoon.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 21:26,
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Vote for Shed of the year 2025
So it's the 19th year of people shouting "NOT A SHED" at me in the streets, plus being told that Monty Python 2 Shed joke from 1969 whenever I meet an American (off & online)
Anyway it is really all the about the sheds, and you can now go and vote for them, voting closed 31st July 2025
I love them all, but the workshop & pub shed category will be close.
And the Unique category always plays a blinder.
Thanks
Uncle Wilco
Readersheds - Shed of the year 2025 - Sponsored by Cuprinol #shedoftheyear #SOTY
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unclewilco, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 15:29,
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I often look at the rotten mess at the bottom of the garden and think "I should do something about that".
Four years I've been saying that now.
Edit Nanna and Bampa need a slap for their excruciating names and for entering a shed that cost more than £3k in the budget category.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 17:55,
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I asked them about that - it's the cost of the whole garden as well... but still
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unclewilco, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 18:04,
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Their loss. I voted for the other one on principle.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 18:11,
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More make-up tips from Landon.
Vicious camping against fascism.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:50,
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Brilliant! That's some skills there
and a very accomplished performer. They should take up stand-up. Good material, excellent delivery.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:53,
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Their* recreations of famous fashion are good too.
*guessing the pronoun here.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 17:47,
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The maths stand up aussie guy uses they for everyone
It's not a terrible idea.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 9:55,
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Fair enough solution to the dilemma.
I tend to refer to babies as 'it', I don't see them as having a gender.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2025, 12:54,
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Many foreigners would agree in a bunch of their gendered languages
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 18:36,
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You lost me at foreigners
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 18:48,
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Yeah, it isn't the sort of thing I'd usually pay much attention to
but this is highly entertaining and very well done.
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Me neither, which is why I picked the channel.
Gets me out of a rut and impressive skills.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 19:39,
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Ep 2 of The One Pull Up Challenge
I made this!
Afternoon all. Probably mainly of interest to those into pull ups or following 'the challenge'. Given myself 3 months to do the epic challenge of one pull up otherwise have to get a cr@p tattoo. Had people say it's going to be easy and others who still can't do one despite having personal trainers etc. I wonder if some of us just aren't designed for this?! Time will tell I guess...
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TBH I'm surprised you can't do it yet.
Do you have access to horse steroids? I hear good things.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:41,
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No but I can pick up some horse tranquilliser about 20 yards away from my front door.
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Not an ideal PED.
The same source might get you some amphetamines though.
Also have you considered some high grip gloves or weightlifting straps? It can't be cheating if they let the strongmen and deadlifters do it. Mind you, they also pre-breathe pure oxygen and, ahem, 'smelling salts,' and I wouldn't recommend any of that bleeding from the eyes business.
At the very least some chalk powder would save you a couple of joules of effort.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 18:44,
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you need to save all these so you can make a montage set to music when you finally crack one
try and get some vision of you drinking raw eggs to splice in there. throw in a few rainy sessions, maybe training at night, to suggest you're out in all sorts. it'll be boss
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 23:43,
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Eye of the Tiger, ironically of course.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2025, 2:11,
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“One step at a time. One punch at a time. One round at a time.” - Rocky Balboa.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 2:50,
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