Microsoft Paint in JavaScript to embed in your websites
Also an excellent about page with lots of buttons to spice up your homepages.
jspaint.app/about
(source also available)
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sinisterduck, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:12,
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back in the 90s lived on a dual carriageway which was 40, just coming off a 70. coming towards us it was downhill, flatten out and a turn to the right. even at 70/80 it was easy to turn.
Middle of one night crash CRASH! crash crash... wake up there's a lump of rock on the upstairs landing with a hole in the roof. go outside to find a car in 2 neighbours away front garden, halfway up it.
this looney in an escort rs turbo was piling down the road. too fast for the right turn even after braking (you can see the tyremarks). backs steps out. he goes *thump* up onto the central reservation. *thump* down again. across oncoming dual road. *thump* up the kerb then *thump* down on to the cycle lane (like single lane road wide), *thump* up that kerb, across pavement to the start of neighbours garden. but all our houses were raised up, and it was at least a 20-30 degree incline. he's coming in about 45 degree angle, up the grass, hit the wall (which sends a lump about 70 foot up the garden to go through our roof), launched into the air now doing a barrel roll because of the angle. across 3/4 gardens. narrowly miss our mature willow (lucky). lands.
he had a broken arm, that's all.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:34, Reply)
we were walking to a mate's braai in wimbledon once
a saffer barbecue, christ there's a lot of them down there and nearby southfields is like little joberg. Anyway we were only a few hundred meters from the tube walking across a roundabout when we saw a house with a car boot half sticking out of the middle of the front wall of the place. It looked like it had gone straight over the roundabout and launched itself through their fence and into someone's living room. The weird thing was we didn't hear the accident, it was all quiet, and I thought at first it was well after it, as there was no one else around. But it seemed like within a minute of stopping to stare at it there materialised quite a crowd of people, some on their (sony erikson era) mobiles, and approaching sirens. I was already stoned, so didn't want to stick around to be interviewed by cops, so we took off to the barbie
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 1:24,
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That video was weirdly cropped
Did they deploy a stinger on him and he went straight into the roundabout?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:23,
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Automatic Thatcher-effect generator
I made this!
Upload your face and Thatcherise it. Horrifying upright, weirdly fine upside-down
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Is there anyway you can get the drop file area to also accept pictures straight from a camera
At least on mobiles it would make it easier to use
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:54,
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Done. You may have to flush cache or refresh your page or something.
Post a creation if it works for you ?
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I like big butts
In the opening verse, Sir Mix-A-Lot professes his affinity for large buttocks and his inability to disguise this fact from others. He goes on to describe other desirable physical attributes such as a trim waistline, tight fitting garments, and unblemished skin. Though the song does not contain a distinct narrative, the author does visit upon recurrent themes such as female body image as depicted in media, male attitudes towards dating and relationships, and the author’s own sexual prowess.
In later verses he expresses his exasperation with the entertainment industry’s portrayal of the ideal female form. He soundly rejects the notion promulgated by fashion magazines that diminutive buttocks are more desirable. His critique of the women that appeared in contemporary music videos is particularly scathing, likening their appearance to those of prostitutes. To further illustrate his point, he stipulates the purported ideal proportions of 36-24-36 (measuring the bust, waist, and hip circumferences respectively) would only be pleasing on women with a standing height no greater than 63 inches.
Mix-A-Lot also briefly touches upon the roles that ethnicity, nutrition, and physical fitness play in determining the shape and size of the female buttocks. He recommends that any exercises performed should be limited to the abdominal area. He cautions against a fitness routine strenuous enough to diminish the heft of the gluteal muscles. Though he offers no broad dietary guidelines, Mix-A-Lot contends that the dish "red beans and rice" is an important food staple for maintaining a healthy buttocks.
Various lyrics address the fact that some men find no intrinsic value in large buttocks and consequently express disinterest. Mix-A-Lot makes clear that he would eagerly strike up relations with any woman overlooked or discarded by such men. The remainder of the narrative is fleshed out with the author's various attempts to entice women into enjoying a ride in his luxury automobile, presumably in exchange for sexual favors. [according to whom?]
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&oldid=378237083
(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:51, Reply)
The future of entertainment centers
I made this!
Fully immersive gold relationship experience. She has access too ALL your data!
The call girl you don't need to call. She can preempt your needs. She'll make it right for you!
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Can you anticipate the question I have for you? (Not this one.)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:14,
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NOOO!
Hand animated. No simulation. No motion capture. No BS. I used tto work in games, I tend to do kids TV now when I can get work. There is a serious problem with cg animation being mistaken for AI.
AI is a very real worry for me and other animators like me. Please don't mistake what takes me hours to do for AI.
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I make computer music by hand so I can appreciate that.
I think we all need some kind of label denoting no-ai content, and maybe some kind of CC stating we don't want our stuff scraped by thieving algorithms.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:55,
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Cool
Do you have a youtube channel or a link so I can have a listen?
My short film basically has AI as the villain trying to brain wash and infiltrate the organic. But I made her and animated her. I am fairly old school and was trained to animate on paper just as 2d was dying.
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I have an ancient soundcloud that I've not updated in ever
but here's a link ~.::.~'everyone loves 11/4'~.::.~
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:27,
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I'm calling it now.
'Completely unpredictable' twist at the end where it turns out that the bloke is basically Tyler Durden fighting with two aspects of his own psyche. Blows absolutely everyone's minds and we get endless 'reaction' videos on social media about how amazing and unique a concept it was and how nobody saw it coming.
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I think the series will end with him finally having a full pint
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:20,
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syrian singer Siba Alkhiami with Dounana (without us)
puting the ak back in your bar
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:48,
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Probably
Those flatbreads are tricky
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 23:50,
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*looks outside*
- seems appropriate.
Back in the 80s we* were listening to nihilistic apocalyptic lyrics, anticipating nuclear winter and / or corporate nationalism.
With a brief hiccup of rainbows and liberation, we're living in the backlash again. MadMax seems more probable than Starfleet.
* well, i was anyway
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:36,
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Way of the road
I hope the car prompts you to use the toilet after afew guffs.
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Sgt. Welt, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:10,
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Might make it difficult for the Uber driver to get a 5 star review
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 23:34,
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Tom waits as a blender
could only find an Instagram version of the animation, sorry
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 2:29,
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I like to think that they practice for this when on the loo
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pallimut Ancient Lurker, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 23:44,
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nice hunting threads
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 5:19,
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Christ, what's with the piss-poor AI translation voice…
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sinisterduck, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:14,
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Just Google putting AI where no-one asked for it.
All to justify the billions upon billions being thrown at it.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:22,
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But Can It Run Doom?
I made this!
I created a programme that could be used to make text adventures, and my understanding is that the best way to test it is to see if it can run Doom. Great news, it sort of can. E1M1: A Text Adventure is the result. An FPS of the imagination that runs in a browser, only uses the mouse and textually simulates the first map of Doom.
Play it here: E1M1: A Text Adventure.
Watch the exciting trailer: https://youtu.be/2aLWkXsyKO0
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 16:34,
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I love the descriptions of extreme fleshly modifications
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 5:01,
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Very glad you enjoy the meaty rendings
Rewarding the player for doing something horribly violent felt apt given the game's inspiration
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 12:06,
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If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
- Half Man Half Biscuit
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Apr 2026, 16:18,
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I liked both Max Headroom and The Art of Noise at the time this was released
- but i did not like this
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 8:17,
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Horse magnifier game
Like being back in the glory days of ridiculous Flash games (including running in your browser).
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:47,
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Infuriatingly addictive.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:54,
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Blimey
RIP Andy Kershaw: Former Radio 1 DJ and Live Aid presenter dies aged 66
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:28,
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I honestly thought he was already dead
I was sure I'd read his obituary a few months ago. He was mad though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 13:54,
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Excellent work.
I was not in a frame of mind where I expected to laugh and yet I did. Thank you!
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Played that as a kid, long ago.
Good fun. Still got the board at the Old People's house.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 15:32,
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Had hours of fun playing that game when i was younger
Smaller board. The pieces didn't glide as smoothly as that either, no matter how much talc we used.
That looks like air carrom or something
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Larvae can be so strange.
Especially the pupal stage.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:06,
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Looks like that ant zombie fungus or something.
Faced with that I'd definitely look for something else to eat.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:13,
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It's apparently a waxy secretion to camouflage themselves.
According to the comments section, anyway.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 0:23,
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There’s one that doesn’t discard all of its exoskeleton when it moults.
It keeps the head, so it looks like it’s crawling around wearing a stack of hats.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:53,
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