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The King's Speech in 'merica
I'm a proper republican, but I actually think the King deserves some of his tax-free stipend for this speech.
Of course, it will have gone waaaay above the orange-man's head.
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Pompey Monkey, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 22:31,
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Most likely glanced at Charlie's hands and started thinking about sausages or something.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:09,
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I guess it has to be this song!
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 13:28,
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h h h happy candles!
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 15:18,
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Thanks.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 16:30,
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Happy Candles!
youtu.be/QdOX6nihPo4
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 15:22,
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I just saw in the comments
that 3-D died on my actual birthday this year. :-(
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 16:30,
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More cake for you then
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 18:38,
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what's your mother's maiden name?
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piss and shit, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:23,
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Happy candles
I preferred his follow up with Bob Hoskins. Less VietNam and more TotteNam.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 16:06,
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Lol. Thanks.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 16:31,
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Happy candles
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWIErqgqdWI
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LP, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 19:16,
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Now that’s a fire! Happy candles.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 20:38,
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First single I ever bought.
HBD!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 22:10,
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Thanks for all your felicitations.
It's been a blast.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 22:27,
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HAPPY CANDLES
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 23:11,
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Belated Happy Candles..
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unclepills, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 8:55,
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Belated thanks
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 18:12,
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1:56 scale is basically the same scale as Warhammer. Which gives me terrible ideas.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 18:48,
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They offer a range of scales so I'd guess they're 3D printed...
...so you could likely get them output to suit.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 May 2026, 13:45,
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This is buh-rilliant!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 20:43,
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Like the Bottom ones..
*LOVE* the Will Hay ones!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 22:14,
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Is that 1-800-PRESIDENT?
Just Biden for the moment but others are coming soon this year
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 12:04,
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Bush and Buffalo Bill Clinton are just under the line
Trump too. Clinton looks the worse for wear, Biden speaks to the dead, Hillary, approaching the number and sadly, not President, although it was her turn: youtu.be/I_MXpiMWKtI?si=q2rYu6H98_lCzvnV
I am sure this was less offensive when originally posted.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 23:31,
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What’s blue and shags old ladies?
Me in my lucky blue coat!
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AdamMotorcycleRider, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 13:42,
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Rooney at everton?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:04,
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Haha
You'll be old one day too!
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Pompey Monkey, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 22:35,
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Not with my hostile lifestyle!
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xaer0mancer, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 17:43,
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flipping hell, $5 a minute?
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lumpytesticle, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 2:01,
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Just what AI cost back then, I guess.
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timothycrippins, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 6:55,
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You're dead
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:28,
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I just assumed it was written for the film/show.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 16:13,
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That's some catchy syncopation.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 20:06,
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her and dusty springfield were scissoring for years together in kensington all through the swinging london period
presumably
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 0:34,
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Phwoar!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 19:27,
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Ducks
Kerrwaaackk!!
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:30,
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Yes, that's true actually.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 19:20,
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He didn't say
"Eh up, Ducks!". It might have been his best move.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 23:14,
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b3ta.com/links/Ducks:6
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 5 May 2026, 18:48,
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Bob Weir And Wolf Bros
A nice tiny desk concert
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Sherbs, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 22:37,
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had a few people try to turn me on to them over the years
I get the whole deadhead scene, sounded like a lot of fun, but musically I've never found them that interesting. But each to their own
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 3:15,
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The bass player reminds me of a Muppet.
I'm not sure why.
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Sherbs, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 14:21,
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i get it
i like the harpist, not something you hear too often
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 15:07,
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not just me then that thinks every song sounds the same.
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sithemong, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 17:06,
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Amy comes full circle
I made this!
This has some muybridge connection, which fits the human zoetrope... experimenting with making biography machiens somehowe. with animation etc, and int he world..
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Anton Hecht, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 9:54,
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'Watch this reel in the app.'
No thanks.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 13:36,
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What a joyless fucker you are
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 16:13,
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Because I don't have Instagram?
Righto.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 19:40,
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Click "continue on web" then...
(IG is very needy, though...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 21:41,
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nicely done
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 16:27,
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He's coming
to pick your bum
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 22:46,
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Noseferapoo
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 13:42,
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This is possibly the best one of these since bedtime.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 16:34,
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I hope you're all having your asparagus today
"Colourful characters" - YMMV
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:54,
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Might want to steer clear of the urinals for a bit
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 7:06,
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ping pong equivalent of deep blue
though having a massive extendable arm seems a little unfair, like having a robot goalkeeper the size of a shipping container.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:28,
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I hear you're a robotist now Father
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:34,
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I'm guessing that they accepted it had to be a big robot
Otherwise it would currently be impossible to get the bat to where it needs to be. Maybe one day we'll see a humanoid robot winning.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:02,
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The state of the Guardian, hahah.
"pwease gib monies" ebegging failures. Stop reading that slop.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:55,
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I slip them
a fiver a month. That and Wikipedia are the best things I spend money on
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FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:10,
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^ This
Ignoring one of the best investigative rags because you think mocking the lifestyle section is the thing to focus on
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:31,
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This news doens't surprise me in the slightest.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 11:50,
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At least you can read it.
Most news sites have fucked the UX with trackers and ads.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 16:20,
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The Graun does have one thing with the UI that really fucking pisses me off.
Their live coverage pages are shown newest first so if you stop reading for a bit the part where you left off is on a different page to where it was before. Very annoying.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:23,
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And sometimes
the ads actually cover some of the text as well.
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FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:58,
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Oh god ^this
Reach media in particular. Their websites are completely unusable
Here’s one weird trick to lose belly fat
with adverts inserted seemingly at
Doctors say you should try this
random, completely overwhelming the text of the article you’re trying to read.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:15,
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The worst advert I ever saw was in a local NZ paper
Warning, it's dark
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:40,
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Ahahahafucking hell.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:56,
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You vote Reform
Don't you? That's because you're a cunt
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 17:05,
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Look out of the fucking window
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Apr 2026, 7:10,
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Oh look, an actual retard!
haha, fuck off.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:30,
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You should stop posting on this website.
You are not welcome here.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 16:36,
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STFU
Use ignore and stop pretending to be intelligent, it's dull.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:46,
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A curious insult from an incurious mind.
You are not welcome here. Take your bigotry elsewhere. Leave. Do not return.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 17:05,
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You always come back to me.
I knew you'd break (again).
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:54,
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Classic Guardian reader response.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 5:34,
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I only read it for the page 3 girls
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 6:06,
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Another one of those trip hop things that I do
I made this!
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quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:06,
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trip hop, the follow up dance for the lego tap dance
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:39,
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ha!
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quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:56,
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Splendid
This bass sounds super nice too.
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Sherbs, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 20:58,
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Thanks! I found the bass in Alchemy in Logic Pro, its a preset called Kick Bass that I edited a bit, I end up using it all the time for bass lines and that
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quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 22:59,
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I used Alchemy a lot, it's great
Then Apple bought it and well, that was the end of that.
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:38,
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the twitchers will enjoy looking at tits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 1:02,
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Hooray for boobies!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:11,
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Silly
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 3:17,
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Delightfully so.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:33,
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Their OG Start Trek one made me wee a bit out me willy with chortling
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 6:45,
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private equity are buying up youtube channels
is your favourite channel not quite what it used to be?
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MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:53,
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I try and avoid using ai as much as possible
but I really don't enjoy videos (and a certain kind of clickbaity documentaries on telly) where you have to wade through half-an-hour of filler for them to get to the only point of interest, so if there's something that would view it for me and give me the bulletpoints or at least the timecode where they make their main claim
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 2:31,
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aishorty.com
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 6:22,
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cheers
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:33,
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I bet you love those recaps after ad breaks they had in the old days
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dyllon nice beaver., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:45,
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I am nostalgic for the time *wavy transition to black & white* when every fucking program didn't have to be clickbait format to try to hold onto millennials with atrophied attention spans
*harumphs*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:31,
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TL:DR
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Pompey Monkey, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 3:14,
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Heh
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 3:34,
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Well that's depressing.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:25,
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yup.
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MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:35,
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Pie's back and he's not mincing his words
NSFW
NSFW for swears
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:46,
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I am annoyed that nobody will just say
Mandelson was picked precisely because of his flawed character, his record, and especially his links to Epstein and Trump. Starmer hinted at it before, but now he's weaselling away from it all. Better to be thought of as a failed risk taker than disengaged and incompetent, I'd have thought.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 21:47,
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Fully
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dyllon nice beaver., Tue 21 Apr 2026, 22:22,
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Along the lines of
He may be a bastard, but he's our bastard.
Also this quote:-
It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
Lyndon B. Johnson
On FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, as quoted in The New York Times (31 October 1971).
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 0:45,
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Are you a Trump fan
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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 1:45,
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You have to respect the world ranked #1 snooker player.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 2:00,
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The problem is that they won't recognise
the Trump-Epstein link, isn't it? If nothing else, Farage should be getting a lot of shit for his connections too.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:38,
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Which 'they'?
I find the lack of communication from this government frustrating, you can see Starmer doing some old fashioned Yes Minister gamesmanship which impresses a wonk like me, but he seems to be doing nothing to control the narrative to the masses. He seems detached from the whole propaganda side of politics, which is kind of admirable but also deeply exploitable. Starmer needs a good spin doctor.
The way Starmer's blaming The Blob for this scandal could either be pre-empting or seeding a future Farage premiership destroying the civil service. Interesting times, damn it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:40,
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They = Labour
Scared to criticise Trump or Brexit, leaving Farage unchallenged.
For no obvious benefit to themselves.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:10,
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TBF
I think the majority of the PLP has denounced Trump in some way, at some time. The chancellor's recent visit to America was characterised by her criticism of Trump, for example.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:29,
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Well
There's always the Deputy Prime Minister. He'd be good.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 1:43,
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No Love for David?
Come on, He's as good as Starmer, it would seem.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:48,
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I have mixed feelings for Lammy...
To his credit he's a much better communicator than Skier, and I'm not sure he's much of a Machiavellian either.
But he hosted an LBC show, which is kind of disqualifying. Barely one step up from hosting an RT show, sorry JoB.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:08,
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Failed Tory candidate Iain Dale also has a show doesn’t he?
How’s that for balance?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 19:08,
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There are two presenters on LBC who I would consider saving from a fire:
James O'Brien and Nick Abbott. The rest can fucking burn.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 19:52,
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Which one of you...
reported this to the police? :D
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swank, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:20,
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He's not popular with some people, is he
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:46,
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He's only made matters worse... everyone will be calling him gay boy now.
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swank, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:36,
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it's got to be scary though
- being a politician, getting threatened by some guys with an axe one day, being chased by shouty blokes another.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:40,
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Lots of people never make it past primary school, ever.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:16,
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What did I just watch?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:09,
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Wheelchair Sports Camp's video for Eat Meat
- presumably
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:44,
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Well. That's cleared that up.
thanks
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:51,
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Glad to help
*shakes tip jar*
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 19:05,
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Hey, is this you

Click for bigger (79 kb)
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:21,
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I read that
as Wizbit, and got all excited.
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FridgeBadger, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:31,
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Here's the source code for that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80t20lMh9ww
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 21:51,
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That's
the good stuff
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FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 10:00,
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It's a looooong time since I last looked through 6502 assembly language...
(yeah, yeah, 6510, but never programmed on that...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 22:14,
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