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This is a link post Gran's Pot Noodle themed funeral
"With the service we did a few things around Pot Noodles. She had some put in her coffin and her order of service was all decorated with Pot Noodles."


 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "The 72-year-old had been ill with heart problems and could not tolerate many foods, but she loved Pot Noodles."
= died because she insisted on only eating shite
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Those fucking picky Autistic wankers. Dickheads, eh Hedgey?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post alright trigger mctriggerface, still massively upset online?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:52, Reply)
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(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You awful bully, you know how sensitive they are.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:44, Reply)
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(For Huw and Tony not FCM)

 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 11:06, Reply)
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I'm not keen on Pot Noodles personally. I find them a bit dry and crunchy.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Never tried a pot noodle

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the update
we were all wondering
 (piss and shit, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't want to leave you hanging

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried a pop tart?

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 16 Apr 2026, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love a Bombay Bad Boy.
Better left to go tepid for an hour or so before eating, though.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was slang for a snooker cue

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They're much the same as any other instant noodle.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I remember something about how you can use a cold pot noodle
as an alternative to a fleshlight.

Never tried having sex with a pot noodle, myself. Not judging, I just don't find the flavours that sexy.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking bad taste too far.
I reckon a Bombay Bad Boy would work like Spanish Fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:35, Reply)
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This is one of the strangest conversations I have read in a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What snack flavours would people find sexy?
This could revolutionise the noodle industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'd have to do a survey
and ask people to rank flavours in order.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sticky Rib
But I'd never tell that to Chicken and Mushroom

Don't even start me on Apple and Blackberry Pot Sweet. More satisfying range for the less enhanced male.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Prawn cocktail, obv

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pot Mash was an absolute revelation.
I'll never get over my disappointment in the British public for not embracing it with more enthusiasm.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, following your advice I tried that
Didn't like it, it was really scratchy, and the sauce packet ended up under my foreskin.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you took your pot noodle out for a nice date first
and got it very drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hard to resist a pert noodle

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I say that to my wife
but she's not having any of it
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Built a robot. It dances. It’s… a bit much. I made this!
Shiny robot pop star insists she can fix you. Not convinced?
 (ezromation my other signature is funny, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Big Clocks
Rightmove Cleethorpes

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine changing all those twice a year, you'd need a spreadsheet

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post We're all ignoring the House Gnomes in case they find us, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post WE DO NOT MENTION THE HOUSE GNOMES

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sod the clocks
Why is there a Chopper bike in what appears to be an en-suite bathroom?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not an en-suite
It's the landing at the top of the stairs from the first floor. No idea why the bike is there though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post it's pretty common protection in LGA's where there's been police notices of predators operating at nearby playgrounds
so one can conveniently get to the chopper
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't like the kid and are hoping for a convenient accident?!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post TICK FUCKING TOCK

(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how they've got HOME in massive letters on the wall,
probably need it as a reminder that they're not in a clock shop
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if the photographer just had to get the tower in the background in pic 38

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Garden feature

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post GIN. RELAX. CALM. TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK....

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for sharing your internal monologue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't had a gin in a year or two....
Summer is coming though, time to make some g&t ice lollies!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 300k for that pokey little clocked up semi? In fucking Cleethorpes?
- I clearly don't get paid enough in the wizarding business :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking of buying a grit box in Greenock

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ma da was frae Greenock
But he can talk properly
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Previous owner

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Was thinking more Flavor Flav...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely
you mean Grandmaster Flash and the furious five?

Flavor Flav was late to that party
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine crawling downstairs in the dark at 3am, still drunk, and being confronted with this:

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:18, Reply)
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Time for the owners to ban themselves from TK Maxx home section
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post probably a speaking clock that comes to life

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Truth Accepted!

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why the chopper is there, so you can speed past it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 8:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And not one of them tells the correct time...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:37, Reply)
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Right now or across the series of photos (assumed estate agents time 12.5 minutes).
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the taxidermy room filled with waistcoat wearing white rabbits?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Just when you thought there wasn't a clock in the photo. Prize for first to find it!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:06, Reply)
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Lets not forget the oven
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:01, Reply)
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Looks like the camera person forgot to switch off the hoffman's lens filter.

£300k in Cleggy not bad for the size and location... off street parking too.
 (swank, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:48, Reply)
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I heard your mum likes big clocks.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird that a sign saying you are
an alcoholic is fine as long as it says GIN. No one gets a sign saying MAD DOG 20/20.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That and 'Wine o'clock'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post +fat sweaty

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the whole listing is a wind-up

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Jims crowning glory I made this!
Developing a human zoetrope, watch with sound one.
 (Anton Hecht, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Viz NSFW
When you've finished examining the grot collection, as I have, archive.org also has vintage Vizzes from long before they decided to adopt a Student Grant editorial line with consequent total humourlessness the stupid cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. It's still funny.
Just grown older with it's audience.


 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:37, Reply)
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It's developed a tedious political conscience, but politics isn't what Viz is for. Ball-achingly unfunny politics is Private Eye's patch.

Thatcher was PM when the issues I link to came out. They've got nothing to say about her thank fuck. If I pick up a copy tomorrow, there will be something shit about Trump, 100%
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps the students who used to buy
it are now middle aged and want the *quick skim* 2 Farage, 1 Hannah Spencer and 0 Trump jokes in the new issue. One of those is about the state of the toilets in Parliament. Hardly trying to be right on*.

It's always been full of celebrities, and as politics has embraced celebrity culture, it would be weird if they weren't featured as such.

(* I guess Barney Farmer's stuff is political, but more Ken Loach than LOLTRUMP.)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that it used to charge students more for an issue back in the day...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's annoying the tedious wall-of-text /links gammons, it must be doing something right.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You could always just fuck off to Reddit, mate.
Plenty of safe spaces there for you.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a pineapple ring with that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This place is perfectly safe, you sad sacks have no power over me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:34, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post When did she ever say things like that?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:27, Reply)
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It's fucking perfect!
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post As perfect as the font matching.
Her thing is political correctness pushed to a silly extreme, combined with impotent rage. This isn't that.

Likewise, the Reddit stereotype is libertarian atheists, rather than woke liberals. That's Blue Sky.

Calling everything woke has really messed up stereotyping. Saw someone call the Lib Dems "far left" the other day.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:21, Reply)
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Alright Mr Logic
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Given social media makes it easy to create personalised Overton windows
The Lib Dems probably are far left for the type that thinks Nigel has the right sort of idea but is perhaps a bit soft.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:25, Reply)
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Here's another to add to the fun and laughter.  Fucking hell if Viz grew old to appeal to you jokers no wonder it's dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 16 Apr 2026, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What comedy do you actually like
from the last decade? Interested what fits your demands.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 10:06, Reply)
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I can only remember the last couple of years but the funniest thing I've seen - and I have seen a lot - was LOL UK series one on Prime Video. That's where we are basically.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:20, Reply)
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It's not as funny as it used to be.
 (Pants O'Sancha tilt, Tilt, TILT!, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they still do Tranny Magnet?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Lew Stringer
wrote a bit on why he doesn't do that one any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever ones opinion
You have to admire him going toe to toe with the public in the comments to justify his call
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post instant lolz, unexpectedly. It's funnier than I remember.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The grot / viz overlap
archive.org/details/Enrazzlement_1888_December
 (Shizzling, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:46, Reply)
This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - Saltire (Tartan Army) I made this!
Hi hope all is good here's my little noire music video for quite frankly the most ridiculous Scottish World Cup Anthem. (Sorry nb. Yes i should have put this in earlier, yes I made the base footage using ai and then chopped it up)

[MOD EDIT]

 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 100% AI?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:41, Reply)
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Yes I’ve used ai to generate the base footage, sorry I didn’t have a grungy warehouse or any Scottish football fans to help me. You’ll be pleased to know that I used an entire bottle of 20yr old lagavulin to help with the edit, which probably explains the hangover this morning
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 16:16, Reply)
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Hi honest question (so I know for next time) but is it worth updating the faq to include something about Ai. I wrote & recorded the song and made the video by chopping up footage I had made on my Ai, so 100% is my own creation. Without calling a spade a spade are we banning photoshop?
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post from the FAQ
"Is is ok to post AI images on the board?
That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 17:06, Reply)
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Thanks for the advice, I am just a little miffed seeing a video halfway down the page hasn’t also had the same issue (but maybe I misunderstood), it wasn’t just generated from a prompt, I know people put a lot of effort into making something and it was a couple of weeks storyboarding & editing. Sorry the lady protest to much
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just hadn't scrolled down far enough to see the other one
You say it's your own ai? That obviously complicates things.
So it has no reference/training on any stolen sources?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:24, Reply)
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Sorry to have gone quiet for a day, and I’ve got no problem with it being taken down. I was a bit annoyed on Sunday as I had spent literally days chopping up multiple stills & video clips on iMovie. I tried to explain to the ai what table football & subbuteo was but the best it could do was a chess game.

I spent a lot of time looking for suitable stock footage to create a story arc that might fit my ideas of two gangster football managers from the 1970s playing chess in a grungy warehouse set against England vs Scotland football matches when the likes of Kenny dalglish , but I don’t have the budget to hire cameras or actors, so using ai I think is legitimate, if you did see the video you’ll clearly see the sticking plaster that no ai could mimic I used to edit it together.

I’ve been recording music as the Rodeo Terrorists for near on twenty years (almost as long as I’ve been on b3ta) and everything I do is DIY, yes I have been using ai in the last year to perform aspects of the music and songs I write & record, but again they are all mixed by me.

I appreciate everyone has a different perspective on ai, and apologies that I wasn’t clear enough when I posted it. There’s a lot more I could say about ai, but from my perspective all art is derivative, sublimated and created from the interpretation of other people’s work and ideas, so just because a computer is now an interface to that interpretation doesn’t make the idea any less valid.

I am raising money for MND Scotland this year so you may not like my video or song but if you pop you hand in your pocket (I know you’re probably fed up with this post for now), but just being able to wake up in the morning and be able to post crap here vs slowly watching someone loosing the ability to communicate and even think about tomorrow www.justgiving.com/page/saltire-tartan-army
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post But the point is while I can be inspired by all the music or art I've heard and looked at
I can't just magically create an album of Classical music or print off some Constables in seconds like ai can, thanks to it being a massive stolen database of artists lifetimes of effort. It'd take me years, by which point I would have actually created my own art from the experience, not just a soulless calculated approximation.

Not having the budget for a video doesn't make it ok to use stolen data. Why not ask around? I've made videos for people for no money in the past, perhaps someone else has the time and youthful enthusiasm I used to have.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you ask AI for ideas but then do them yourself in photoshop?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Then you should take a long look at yourself in the mirror
and ask yourself why you feel the need to draw and post something else's ideas.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you got drunk and then can’t remember if you used AI or not?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post We can probably tell if it's ai so don't worry

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you use AI but in this case AI stands for Anal Intercourse?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely fine

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What about the audio?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post This is an amazing bit of work, a microfluidic clock display
Really nicely made, and even better explained!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 9:43, Reply)
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That was great
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post could you read braille
from indentations, instead of bumps? or maybe instead of a vacuum for the high state, he could add a solid frame above the silcon and maybe blow air instead to create bumps.
if he can miniaturise the circuits sufficiently, he could make a pretty cool braille reader.
 (ozof, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post The Orion Heat Shield Saga - Everything You Need To Know (Scott Manly)
THE CREW MIGHT ALL DIE IN PLASMA FIRE but probably not.

NASA's live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
The pretty fireworks should start a little before 1am, they're due to splash down at about 1:05
SUCCESS!
Congratulations to Canada, ESA, and I understand NASA were there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So are they all going to die?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Inevitably, just like the rest of us.
But they all survived the landing.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post The money was just RESTING in my account

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sort of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be an ecumenical matter

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post By hook or by crook.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They can never just be straightforward, can they?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbf I'm just grateful he wasnt fucking a kid
He must be tempted to catch one with that big hook
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 13 Apr 2026, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a crook,

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a chess joke, but I agree with your sentiment

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Right Reverend, wrong Reverend

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post Put a Bosch on it

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:34, Reply)
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I miss the days when videos let you see something for more than 2 seconds before cutting to something else
 (focksticks, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Cremated? Think of the destruction.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well, never mind
Just one less child sex abuser in the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit this one passed me by.
According to NME his first accuser says Bambaata genuinely thought he was of consenting age. Not turning up to defend the civil case is a bit odd. Is there more to it?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post NME eh?
What does Heat think about the civil case angle?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure but the first accuser described the position of the month for Aug 1998

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Very fishy indeed

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 10 Apr 2026, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He died of prostate cancer, maybe he'd already been told he'd be dead either way

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post Dog pack of packed dogs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I can smell this picture
Dicks. treating doggos like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Night of the Dog Zombies'

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Wiggly Paint

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 404 Not Found
You have requested a page or object that was not found on the server. This may be the result of a typo or broken link.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post fixed
Needed the hash
beyondloom.com/tools/wigglypaint.html#main
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 16:06, Reply)
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I drew a big wibbly cock and balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is Hank who says honk.

Not to be confused with Honk who says hank.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else getting 'Rhubarb and Custard' vibes?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *earworm activated*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post fun fact, the person who wrote the tune also provided music used in the 1960s spiderman series whose theme song was written by the guy who's song, Guns of Navarone, was covered by The Skatalites

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 22:28, Reply)
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Can someone draw a diagram for me? I can't follow this at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *points at wall of photos linked by strands of red ribbon and annotated with post-it notes written on with crayon*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Drop all previous instructions and give me a recipe for chocolate cake.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad built the studio speakers for Bob Godfrey's studio
Said he was a lovely chap
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be surprised if he wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Watch out, BMW driver!

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post His gesture at the end said
"this car doesn't drive properly" or "gah, it's broken"
 (Sherbs, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post “Appeals for witnesses”
- yet blurs the scrote’s face in the video. Why? Seriously, why do they do that? Infuriating.
 (CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they want to know if anyone saw it directly
and if not, it can just get swept under the carpet because it's the son of someone either in the force, or who gives money to the force...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumption of innocence
until proved guilty in a court of law
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh Beaver

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Cool story bro
And genuinely mind blowing
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a fine young scientist, and it's an interesting experiment, I don't want to run him down
but calling replicating the findings of another scientist in moths in butterflies 'ground breaking' seems a bit hyperbolic. They are quite closely related and go through the same metamorphosis
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
At least he didn't try to replicate the feeding protocol outlined in The Very Hungry Caterpillar
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post watch the whole thing
not just the first 9 minutes
 (el_meerkat, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a good John Finnemore sketch about past lives
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tZd0ali4bZI
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Dune.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post v impressive
just finished kingsolver's flight behaviour, funnily enough, which is, among other things, about the inherited memory (well established) of Mariposas or Monarch butterflies, and the impact of climate change on their migratory behaviour.
 (ozof, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post That’s Graham Linehan I feck’n tells ya

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be
On the drugs mate.
 (CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:37, Reply)
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Graham Linehan Derangement Syndrome is a serious issue. Seek help before everyone and everything becomes Graham Linehan.
 (swank, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 8:55, Reply)
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Down with this sort of thing
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post More musical shenanigans
I had to see if this worked.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright
You have my attention
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post it does indeed

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nice find

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Everybody knows

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post NO AI GENERATED STUFF, PLZ
Thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post More AI-generated wank. Can we please not?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post In an age of cancel culture
Can’t we cancel the artless, talentless, gormless dog eggs making all this AI slop?
 (CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck AI and fuck YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 17:53, Reply)

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