does it have a tear down the middle because Prince Albert had a Prince Albert?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:48,
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I saw a woman today and thankfully a bus turned up before I became a satellite to her barse
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 0:25,
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The crack of dawn has a new meaning looking at those shreddies
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 1:18,
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Alexander the guest
He's a sartorially gifted man who's hobby is dining at Michelin starred restaurants and giving honest reviews.*
I find it really engaging while eating my pot noodle.
*spoilers they are Michelin starred so he likes most of them but there are some that he doesn't rate and tbh how many have you been to, to compare?
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 23:53,
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I lasted 3 minutes. Unbearable.
Is this one of those fake streaming movies I hear so much about?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:32,
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An all mime cast action/adventure would probably be part of the Marcel Universe
Thought I'd found a full length copy of this following watching its trailer
Gwendolyne
but its 360p and worse than watching a vhs.
Then watched the German version of the trailer and reckoned it wasn't the Indiana Jones adventure I'd thought it was.
NSFW
Gwendolyne
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I've just discovered US sketch show The State
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:33,
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Is the rest of it at all funny or was that just a one-off?
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jonbob loves you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 3:43,
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I kind of felt sorry for him up to a point
(that point being the unsolicited microdickpics).
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:59,
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"...surgery and injections that could help increase the girth"
I may be missing something, but if you've got a very short willy I can't see any reason you'd want to make it wider.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:15,
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Hockey Puck Fetishists
no explaining them
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 23:38,
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I asked a woman "If I had a half inch penis, would it matter how wide it was?" and she said "Who the fuck are you? Get away from me!"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 11:43,
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Cockless Womble
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 0:06,
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I’m not seeing the connection between a micropenis and the need to wear nappies.
Can’t he just sit down to pee like half the population of the world?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 21:51,
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too wee to wee
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:18,
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It'd do well if he also allowed donors to vote on a name for it
Penis McPenis or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:03,
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not sure how money is going to get to the nub of the issue
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:46,
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Jack Parnell and his orchestra - The zoo gang (cover)
I messed about with the last few seconds of this tune as the band jam into the fade. Sounds good on big speakers.
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I like the way he almost snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
When the driver slams on the brakes and the sliding door slams in his face.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:57,
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Great find...
...which I'll watch later. Already hoping he's moving to NJ rather than closing.
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Yes, hopefully there will be reasons to keep it going. He is realistic about the future.
Reminded me of a piece I watched about small japanese firms closing, in their case there was no one within the family interested in keeping the business going.
Love the workshop and the swift cutaway from the shot showing the lockers with photos pasted to the front of them.
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Other folk's workshops are always a joy.
They make some great pieces too.
I'm seen some Japanese one-man outfits, usually retired blokes working out of their home practicing disappearing skills.
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Assume we are all aware of this spy in the home logic
But an interesting lecture
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 20:12,
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I'd like to watch it but probably never will
Any chance of a summary?
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All your stupid smart devices are constantly reporting your behaviour to google analytics and worse,
your phone and tv and web browsers, extensions, AIs, and stupid smart assistants are literally spying on the things you say and do.
All this info is collated to build a model of your beliefs and behaviours so that you can be advertised to, blacklisted for insurance, and politically manipulated.
If this was being imposed on you by an overtly authoritarian government you'd naturally oppose it, but because it's all technically opt-in and you pay for the privilege, you are psychologically motivated to support your own digital enslavement and resist efforts to free you from it.
The solution, other than the obvious one, is to create a IoT blocking firewall for your house, but most people will not bother which is why we need governments to legislate on behalf of the public good, but that's very hard to do because the technocunts lobby governments and bribe parties, etc.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 19:50,
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Sorry was busy today but this sums it up.
Essentially you purchase a marketing spy and pay to give it power and data to spy on you.
If we were marketed an open sewer running through our homes we would say no however the majority blindly dont mind airing all their dirty laundry and ceding all privacy for convenience.
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:57,
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This was in my feed yesterday.
Love how in the first instruction he tells us it's an affectation rather than corrective optics, and then helpfully explains that to insert it, you insert it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 22:48,
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Entitlement and class means he doesn't have to be smart, just a jolly good chap.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 17:53,
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I liked the fact he fluffed his line, yet considered it okay to use the take.
Or perhaps they did hundreds of takes, and somehow that was the best one.
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 1:25,
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I doubt they did hundreds of takes on film.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 17:50,
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Giving your breadth away
I made this!
Made from our lungs this animation.
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Way to breathe your own breath
Great idea, keep on at it. I wouldn't mind seeing a feature length film of it though. No more than 90 minutes.
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Sgt. Welt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 19:18,
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Brilliant little logic puzzler.
Amazed it's not GC.
Probably far too easy for folk that do this kinda thing as a hobby/career. But extremely satisfying for folk like me who don't.
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The fact that it gets relay logic fundamentally wrong on the first level means that I won't be playing it further...
You build a relay NAND gate using relays with normally-closed contacts: the gate inputs are wired to each of the relay's coils, logic high voltage level is wired to one side of each of the relay's contacts, the gate ouput is formed by wiring all of the other sides of the relay's contacts together.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:39,
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I might give it another go on a proper screen.
I note that there are NC relays there but for some reason you can only connect the relay contacts to one thing, so I gave up.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 22:52,
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The inability to connect multiple contacts annoyed me too.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 23:01,
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I reached Full Adders then it wouldn’t fit on my phone’s screen any more
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jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 6:50,
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I moved to the laptop
Have got to ALUs so far. It's surprising how much of this I can remember from a degree course over 25 years ago...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 21:40,
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Thank fuck you explained that.
I was confused by it not working. Is this 'vibe' coded perchance?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 22:56,
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I get that
But once you get past the nand, the building blocks are logic gates rather than discrete components.
The remnants of the half-an-electronics-degree I did years ago remind me that you can make any circuit out of nand gates, but that's about as far as I remember.
Fun for a while, I reckon
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 19:24,
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Once you get past the ALU the complexity drops right off
It becomes much more of a systems engineering problem than electronics as it's more about connecting the blocks together than generating them.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:38,
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Oh I am going to have to
In a previous job I had to repair a console that would send a command to a connected system and it did a checksum entirely in diode and relay logic
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Yeah, as long as you ignore Jo Cox and David Amess having a bit of the old stabbed to death, and count having a milkshake thrown at you as a physical attack worth mentioning then yes...you are the most physically attacked MP in the last decade.
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Absolute grifting weasel
Asked again to say how much of the £5m has been spent on security, Farage said: "No, I'm not going to answer that deliberately, wilfully.
"It's not your business at the BBC to put me in danger therefore I will not answer it."
Nugent replied "we're not putting you in any danger at all", with Farage saying: "If I answer that question you are, so I won't."
Just to point out that the only answer that would put him in any danger is "None of it".
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 14:57,
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Very respectful of him to wait a whole week
If you say nothing else his heart's in the right place
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I’ve got a stabbing spoon
That I could use to check that statement with.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:28,
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Spoon is perfect. It will hurt more.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 12:28,
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Worst of all the cuddles.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 22:57,
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Mentioned more times in the Epstein Files than Jesus was in the Bible
NSFW
Mr Pie summarises the current state of US politics.
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Jim Henson's The Cube (1969)
Sorry/not sorry for 2 in a row. Ignore the terrible AI thumbnail, this is real and it's good.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 0:52,
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I got as far as the third time he failed to put his foot in the door
I was mildly irritated the second time, but I lost interest in his fate when he didn't even try to escape the third time!
Maybe I should have stuck with it...
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 16:52,
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Hard to reply to this without spoiling it somehow...
...So I'll just agree you should have stuck with it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 18:11,
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OK - I'll try again
And thanks for avoiding spoilers!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:34,
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Now barely 1/5 as terrible as it was before!
Kind of the right shaped panels but very much not a cube.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:32,
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Norman's Corner (1988) Starring Gilbert Gottfried Written by Larry David
Legendarily unsuccessful pilot for a Gilbert Gottfried show set on a New York newspaper stand.
Kind of brilliantly awful.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 22:13,
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Don't....
I laughed more than is reasonable
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:32,
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I'm surprised they didn't respond with
"What, too soon?"
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:47,
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Milk is cheap so set up a crocodile experience with no governance.
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 0:52,
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Well, at least nobody is suggesting throwing them to the crocodiles...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 17:33,
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I have a sneaking suspicion that the offending slogan was probably generated via LLM
After somebody prompted it to create a witty ad based upon current trending events. Then completely failed to scrutinise the results.
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But AI is better than us right?
Right?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 7:54,
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