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This is a link post THE OENOPHILE
I have to wonder if he got his gran to sing for him...
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What an oenanist

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I Am, The One And Oenly

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oenly the loenly

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oener Of A Lonely Heart

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bobby Fingers is a hero.
His diorama of Steven Seagal and Gene LaBelle is great.

The video of the Bezos Boat is a masterpiece of storytelling.
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This is a link post AI slop is served
Someone isn't happy.

Trying to boost your town as a home of culture like this... Words fail (let me see if ChatGPT can suggest something)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Lwsi might be AI....

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post At least there is now a definitive answer
to the question "what rhymes with orange?"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Abergavenny doesn't rhyme you silly boy

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This was the council's response
abergavennychronicle.com/news/town-council-defends-itself-over-ai-created-town-of-culture-postcard-923831
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Abergavenny Town Council might be AI....

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Kanes post match interview reminded me of Baal

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Heard him on the news this morning.
Really adds some nuance to his accent. He should keep it.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Baal, the god of murder, out of Baldur's Gate?

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This is a normal post wtf Baldur's Grove
Baal is the storm god. Stop getting imaginary friends wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post InfoWars has a catchy new theme tune

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I was dubious about this whole lark when I first heard about it,
but from the little I've seen so far they do seem to be coming from the right place and it's already funnier than 99.99% of The Onion's output. Although that's not a high bar.
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This is a normal post It's hard not to have the moral high ground above InfoWars
I think this is excellent trolling
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post The Neo-Nazi Who Lived a Secret Gay Life NSFW
Very good 55 minute documentary.

Uploader did some sync edits and reuploaded here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=serqPVPPuk0
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Morrissey in reverse.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That joke is funnier than it used to be

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 8:49, Reply)
This is a link post The years have not been kind to Techno Viking.
But he’s still got it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:47, Reply)
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I liked this because this is pretty much how I dance now.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:47, Reply)
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Good Lad.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly double-dropped the Sanatogen...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably had a couple of cod liver oil limbering up too
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post The genesis of Peep Show
Interesting to see how it started out as something completely different
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post -eep show +Orridge

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Brian Blessed Flash Gordon Commentary

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this
Greatly
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post If ever an annoying kid won't stop saying "six seven"
Just say "doot doot" or "I just pull up on the highway" so that they realise that someone over 25 knows where their little phrase comes from.

Then they will stop...
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 13:12, Reply)
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I thought six seven died in The Great Meme Reset of 2026

Or when Starmer did it
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought doot had something to do with a Doom revenant playing a trumpet.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laZpTO7IFtA
Language Jones explained this eight months ago

edit I've forgotten how to do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post It's my actual real life 50th today and I've made this I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 2:01, Reply)
This is a link post Time Piece (1965)
A Jim Henson short film.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How to confuse a cat.

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post [MOD EDIT - racism and ai deleted]

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Five keyclicks saved
Hope it was worth it
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you keep doing racism here?
Are your parents not giving you enough attention?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 0:05, Reply)
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Someone referred to me as a Brit once. Outrageous.
 (delurkrelurk, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't understand the difference you're a fucking idiot, and if you do understand the difference you're a cunt.
Which is it?
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post relurk

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Paki?
Alright grandad. We're not in 1993 anymore.

I suspect that the preview image also flouts the 'No AI' rule. Give your head a wobble.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paki_(slur)
 (piss and shit, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 6:00, Reply)
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Your racism is showing. Again.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, mods
well done for removing the overt racism, but why don't you also remove the racists responsible for it?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been stepped, if they do it again they're gone.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that should nip racism on /links in the bud.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well look
let's get rid of the overt ones first, then the hypocrites, then worry about the enablers.

I still say Rob's support of that crap magician cunt set us back a decade or more.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I walked past him on the street in Edinburgh when I lived there, about 25 years ago.
He had the perma-scowl on, and he's fucking tiny. Like not much over 5 feet tiny.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Rob, I mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post Musical interlude

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post Human-made Webring
Some of you may remember web "rings" where one option was to get sent to a random site in the ring. it was fun. kind of like sitting down with a random volume of the encyclopedia, opening to a random page and just reading.
In the spirit of returning to the Human-centered internet of the bygone days, some folks have started a Human-made Webring
, a webring of sites that are "human-made". They are against using AI slop in their personal websites, and if you have a human-made site, you can join and help this webring grow.
 (ambulocetus thinks plesiosaurs taste like chicken, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What counts as Human made?
I coded it all by hand in vim? I laid it out in a tool like Frontpage? I wrote a bunch of scripts to generate it on the fly?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It was daubed onto a cave wall in blood with a mammoth's femur

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Carved into a granite slab

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:10, Reply)
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Are you allowed to use tools, or doesn't that count?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Teeth or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:13, Reply)
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What if the tools were handmade?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1632893
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Are these people all part of a human centipede?
Otherwise, it's a bit dull
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:23, Reply)
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I agree; it's a bit dull now, but it's still small. I'm hoping it grows into something much less dull.
 (ambulocetus thinks plesiosaurs taste like chicken, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post He might've gotten away with it if it was for him meddling kids.
but it was a bluechip plan
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He won't goFar

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy how FAR he was willing to GO.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen Fargo, so something about Tucker & Dale vs Evil instead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this a film reference?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's never a hitman...
...It's always a cop.
 (xaer0mancer, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Both terrifying and genius.

Thank you I need to renew my subscription
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That article has a link to this
Spiders that can run at 3.5 metres per second. That's the length of my sitting room in less time than I could get off the sofa.
Nope.
www.newscientist.com/article/2532086-the-worlds-fastest-spider-tops-3-5-metres-per-second/
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, the younger ones can really hike
also, unexpectedly jump at you as they race along the walls or ceiling. the big adults are slower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2xlGABtVvc
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 6:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Like cockroaches need space suits
To survive on Mars.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *something about Elon Musk*

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This is a link post Happy Mashday I made this!

(blokeymcblokeface, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 3:02, Reply)
This is a link post BFI celebrates 75 years of The Lavender Hill Mob
Then and now photos. Jolly good show!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It mentions that they consider it to be better executed than the Dodge-made versions
...and that the latter aren't road legal. I've seen mention that Dodge couldn't actually make them rideable.
IMHO some of his other creations are far more impressive, like grafting extra cylinders onto the ends of a straight four, or doubling up a straight six to make a V12. Just mind boggling.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post BIY did a similar thing a few years back when they turned a 4 cylinder head into a 5 cylinder head.
Like you say. It's incredible that it can actually be done at all.

youtu.be/Jma8hQv__Gc?si=nJ4qHUNxR0lIDH30&t=294
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks interesting - I like the sound of a straight 5
I notice they sent the parts to a machine shop to have them cut - Allen Millyard used to rely on a hacksaw and file!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got something of the Nigel Tufnel about him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9KIxKP0Wlw
 (Shizzling, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's so fast it's left a 404 page behind

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 8:19, Reply)

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