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This is a link post My leg where is it?
ninja japes. watch up to 2 minutes.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that
was simply inspirational
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post watch up to
2 mins?

watch the whole thing!

you'll miss the stilts and the boobs otherwise
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great!
Yeah, watch the whole thing.

I love the ninja guy.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Syd Barrett Visits His Accountant....
....on acid
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post T r i p p y ~```~

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post Ahhhhhhh - PC Pussy
a heart warming happy story to go home on ..

Bye bye linkers have a brilli3nt w33k3nd
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, nice
but give him 3 more years and he'll be shitting all over the floor and bumbling around feckless and confused, hoping that someone - sometime soon - will end his life and put him out of his shitty misery. Like most other new police recruits
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Merrick
I have read several disturbing comments from you recently, and you still have L Plates. I shudder to think what you'll be like once you're a b3tan, so I'm ignoring you now.

Have fun.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry!
It was an attempt at comedy! I went for the 'that cat's going to be dead in a few years' approach whilst trying to splice it into the fact that people I know in the police force seem to hate the job and can't wait until retirement. Never mind, I guess we're not of the same mind-set.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's got you on "Ignore" he wont be able to read that
You could call him whatever you like
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Idea
He's a proper charlie
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try QOTW
I think you might fit in there. We don't do attacks much over there.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't an attack!
I was trying to be funny by not having a go back. People can ignore me if they want - unless you think being a 'charlie' is a really bad thing
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Curious attitude towards personal safety in Japan
Disguise yourself as a vending machine.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post what
the...?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you get to keep the change ?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that recently in an architecture
lecture I think.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Architecture Lecture
Is a very pleasing phrase to say out loud.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
cockus glassus.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post So Glasscock, infact...
...that it was on Have I Got News For You the other week.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Blimey! I missed my 1000th post....
So to celebrate my 1004th, have some Spike Milligan on Room 101

WOO!!!!!

Part 2 and 3 here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOm4FDHxeTk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MHwyNejXSg

Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IU-NQ8c14
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
I miss Spike

The worlds not the same
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Congrats on 1000(+4)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya you.
Well done. I missed some sort of landmark post, but I think I will do a cupchickesque 1000.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey RBF!
Hey FM!

Hows is everyone???
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear god!
That remark gave me quite a turn...

I read it as cupCHICKENesque


Bloody hell! Eeeeepp!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Now theres a thought ;-)

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No
it's not.

;)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post This is a vid for my band, it's a real tearjerker I made this!
I did all the music stuff (thus bad production), and our film maker made the video bits.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's trippy.
Good singing as well.
*clicks*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post Those crazy Germans eh?
I dunno.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, god!
*fears being linked to this instead of horses in the very near future*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Some strange ones on that site
www.silentwulf.com/flash/Gay_Lawnmower-ChappelleShow.swf

and

www.silentwulf.com/flash/GAY.swf
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Fainting Goats
ronseal
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Glashahn

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post So,
the next thing you are going to post is a bloke smashing his computer up in an office?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post o o o !! i have that

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post POST IT!
It's very funny.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Peanut flicking frenzy

you would - but then that voice !

original and best

German Kid (translated)

German Kid Part 2 !

Have i messed anything worthy of this thread?

its GC Friday i beleive!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The peanut
one is the best - unbelievably I only saw that for the first time last week.

Must stay in more!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is Marvellous


www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAKeqr84FLU&feature=related
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh yes i missed that one .... waddaguy !
shame its a viral
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post the
chewin the fat one?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
"Wired for sound" for the 8229th time :\
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 8230
get it right ;-)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been here long enough
and I still dont bloody know what ronseal means
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ronseal used to (or still do) advertise their products (things like paint, varnish, etc.) with the slogan
"it does exactly what it says on the tin" = ronseal meaning "no explanation/description required"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a look
50 seconds into www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRf43DEvecM. All should become clear.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it means people are too lazy to write a description

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it means the description is in the title
so why type it twice
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been here long enough
to do a google search of the terms I don't recognize
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Car modding
With a marker pen, apparently...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to write
COCK PISS PARTRIDGE on the side.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Cook Pass Babtridge.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Alan: do you know what it says on the side of my car?

Sophie: Tosser?

Alan: No. Well, you’re in the right ball park.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post If anyone has seen this film please tell me about it
it looks like the Argos 'Clockwork Orange'...with a dog....and Don Johnson...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this movie, it's one of the mad world post apocolyptic thingys
Worth a watch if you've never seen it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post badmovies.org likes it
www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog

www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/

www.rottentomatoes.com/m/boy_and_his_dog/

www.scifi.com/sfw/issue95/classic.html

google is your friend (and God/evil overlord)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it YEARS ago on channel 4
probably too young to get what was going on

would love to see it again
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
on both counts.

I remember feeling really sorry for the dog at the end. Oh, and wondering why the hell the guy from Night Stalker was voicing him.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Cat and Hamster
look cute, though by about 1:30 i think the hamster is actually suicidal.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
EAT ME DAMN YOU!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post what a rubbish cat
doesn't it know the rules?!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This cat needs fierceness lessons.
My cat overlords would be ashamed if I showed them this.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post er
It must be a Jap thing but my cat would have swallowed that hammy whole in 4 nanoseconds
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post dont worry.. I just translated the Japanese
they actually hate each other, it was all put on for the cameras. As soon as the TV crew left the cat went back to chasing the hamster around the house.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post There's no way she can deny this...
Has this been posted yet?

About 25 seconds into this clip, Wineho does a line without even bothering to leave the stage or use discretion of any kind...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never ever got the whole....
she's a modern masterpiece...her songs are cack and she acts like a junkie that hangs about outside your local jobcentre...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ten quid says she does the theme song to the next James Bond movie.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post not a chance
her image is so shot they wouldn't touch ehr with yours

They are extremely choosy, because they can be
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she just has that James Bond sound
But you're probably right, she'll be dead or sectioned by then anyway.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post bets off on that one, Barbara Brocolli has now ruled it out...
she was in line to do it on the back of her first album, but after recent 'events' Brocolli has stated that Winehouse will not be used, and backing off from her.

of course, if she cleans up her act sharpish, you never know
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think her songs ain't bad
I wish the meeja (and some of her fans - the ones who complain about live performances being different from album ones) would get off her back though; this self-destruction thing isn't funny.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post yes it is
akchurly
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Her voice is amazing and I like her stuff.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 70's ska covers
butchered badly
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i think she's just wiping a bogey away
still gross. She needs serious help but it seems her obvious pyschiatric illness is seen to be cool by her handlers
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post On the plus side
She is not litigious.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this woman is utterly utterly UTTERLY crap!
There... I've said it.... just like in the Emporor's New Clothes
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post someone who would rather have "cat AIDS" than duet with Katie Meluaaargh
can't be utterly utterly utterly crap, surely?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGHHHH the Meluaaaaargh
she makes me develop chlymidia
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:31, Reply)
This is a link post Neck ligament tearing American toy
Something to permanently disable you while having a fit.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally minutes of er .... pain

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post surely
this was made by the same production music people as the leonard nemoy story of bilbo baggins .........
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post The Bestest reception ever
.....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
reminds me of that 'longest fight scene' from the fast show
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^also this^
Reading this first and then watching it made it for me :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief
I wonder what happened to start it all off?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i think Vodka may have been involved

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you joking?
This is the russian national sport of "cmeretillipunchyainthenadscomraden"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i like ripped trousers man the best
he's all for running away at first, then he seems to get his second wind.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the one that's causing all the trouble.
He hits someone then legs it & waits for someone else to bring them down.
Shithouse.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter quality post
Nice one!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly was last time...!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post boney m said it
"oh those russians"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post Crikey - call the RSPCC
o its ok now .... Phew
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
Competitive dad anyone?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkhpnrGBTRc
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hehhe
love that geezer whoever he is
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post caligula game
most likely GC, but good if you get the urge to go around killing people with various weapons

(the weapon on the first screen is the most important one [musical instrument that makes people start killing each other], but you have to work out the route to getting it with the map)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry...but apparently i've been a b3tard for 5 years today
so to celebrate...here's a 5 year old rapper.

and a Five year old ninja for good luck

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_v9qG73ATE
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking midget
....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:47, Reply)
This is a link post So, we cant photoshop Prince anymore?
Can we still do his impersonators. I would love to photoshop this one in a compromising with Maddy.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeee
drop the Maddie bit maybe ...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been away, and missed all this prince palava..
will somebody update me? or gaz me the jist?

would prince realllly be able to shut b3ta down?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i reckon backing down was the better than getting involved in some legal fight
usually, right or wrong, the only winners are the lawyers

*goes back to studying law*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post here we go
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/14/prince_b3ta_dmca/

methinks The artist formerly known as 'the artist 'formerly known as prince has let go of his senses fully and by abusing the system may get himself hated even more then he is now.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Swimming Red Squirrel
Why did you do it Red? Why?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:20, Reply)

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