
...and maybe sign up to the weekly cartoon thing. It's all part of my masterplan to actually get paid for doodling. I'm going to send a cartoon a week to everyone who signs up to the mailing list and hopefully at some point one of them will find its way to a newspaper editor with space to fill...

I'd appreciate constructive criticism. Or even abuse is better than nothing.
*Edited to include highly necessary monkey*
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:57, Reply)

UR LINK HAS A COMMA
Uh, I'll check the site, now.
...ur link's comma corrected...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Ahem, uh... I still haven't actually checked it out in any depth...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:12, Reply)

I like you but you probably don't like me
/lives in Chorlton......
:)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Fancy a game of isketch? I'll invite some others :)
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
B3ta room now open
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:17, Reply)

I probably do like you. Especially if you drink in the Dulcimer.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)


i think i posted this before, but given the storm we are now having (in the grim north) i thought i would post the piccy too
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:47, Reply)

I just heard a rumble in south manchester!
edt:FUCK ME! MY GARDEN JUST BLEW UP!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:58, Reply)

www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm
the current activity is on the England/Scotland border.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)

although strike-star network is so unreliable
and accuracy declines with distance, so meteorologica (based in Morecambe) is better for me...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:45, Reply)

i live in an attic room in altrincham, and i couldnt hear the tv for 5 minutes, pretty heavy storm
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:33, Reply)

Cheers dude, it missed Cumbria, but am now tracking it to Birmingham, and my girlfriend HATES thunderstorms.
Here's the dilemma, do i tell her or not? (she says i pay more attention to the weather than her.)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Its been a while. I was going through these pictures of people and animals and came across this:

eeeep! Shopped or not?
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:02, Reply)

IS THAT BUCKIT HAIR?
I LUFFS BUCKIT HAIR
OH NOES THEY STOLED MY BUCKIT HAIR :( :( :(
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:31, Reply)

Best illustrated by the fifth photo down. Definitive mangina.
Warning, do NOT look at this if you are squeamish, or if you've been eating. This is extreme body modification...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:02, Reply)

I must say, I found the second pic on the link about "Sounding" quite amusing.
Edit: wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Sounding NSFW as usual.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, Reply)

through looking onto other things.. like wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Frenum_Piercing Frenum Pirecing.. reminds me of Dr Kitteny Berk from days of old.. anyone remember Scrotula?
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:36, Reply)

the office of the english school in vienna is at the bottom of a 60 storey block of flats
we all wenmt up to the top and threw paper planes off of it
IT WAS AMAZING
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:05, Reply)

when i was on a school trip we were in a hotel which overlooked the peripherique in paris. we tore up all the magazines and guides and stuff we could find to make paper aeroplanes - there were hundreds and hundreds of them all over everything below us.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:51, Reply)

when it comes to recreating September 11th!
Indeed though, 'tis cool.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:12, Reply)

hmmm London Eye anyone? i'll take the glass cutter to make a window!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:13, Reply)

from my old office window in Birmingham if they catch a thermal they go for miles .
some of them flew for a good 5 minuets before losing sight of them
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:13, Reply)

just goes to show you don't need a complicated design to have an effective paper Airplane.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:14, Reply)

ok sorry ;) it had a red line under it :Z but it doesn't this time. stupid firefox...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:03, Reply)

...I think.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:53, Reply)

That video would have been so much better if the plane had hit someone in the face at the end.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:37, Reply)

Preferably someone being told that there was a paper aeroplane gliding down towards them, they turn around to see and Pow!, right in the eye
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:13, Reply)

getting seasick, sorry once again.
/quoblog
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, Reply)

Have a look at this pic. Is it just me, or have they found a pic of Pete Doherty, and shopped a crap beard and headgear in MS Paint?
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Thats EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it earlier.
Spooky!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:45, Reply)

GC checker is down - if it is GC I'll take it off
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)

some people really have fun jobs...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:49, Reply)

( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:48, Reply)

you're not even allowed to stamp on kittens.
fucking nanny state.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:53, Reply)

the video i mean is called 'tierfick'
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Hoorah!! Next stop coke overdose, then hopefully a drunken tumble down a big flight of stairs.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:46, Reply)

now take the kids off her - unfit mother doesnt even cover it
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Smoking when pregnant? Faking her own robbery? Taking drugs?
Sounds ideal to me!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Us Co-Op types have to have someone to look down on.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:14, Reply)

I found it rather insulting as being in the typical target demographic they would even contemplate katona as having any influence on my purchasing habits.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Robert Smith tries his hand at a cheerier tune. This is very very very old but i was reminded of it recently when Newman and Bluddiblub were on some list show over Christmas.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:30, Reply)

Have you not heard Friday I'm In Love? It melts my cold heart.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:14, Reply)

Bunny is a prolific, self-taught sculptor who works mainly at night. His preferred medium is carrot. He also works with pear and banned media: electrical cords and remote control buttons. Photographs of his artwork are captured in the very short period between creation and consumption. Bunny likes to work alone and at odd hours of the night confounding efforts to capture his art. Each piece of his vast collection is titled and dated and is selected at random.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)

My mate had a gf when he was 15 that put on one of those signs "Daniel and Sara 4eva!" Pity he dumped her the day before for being a bit "clingy"
(she booked it in advance and couldn;t change it at late notice)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:48, Reply)

that last insult was the worst. I'd be livid if somebody called me zoo weekly.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Best line in the story? "My stomach has always been flat"
O_o
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Not much left of the drunk driver, I wouldn't imagine.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:58, Reply)

...
"shit i could swear that it's been over 5 minutes since my last box of ice-cream....*om nom nom*"
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03, Reply)

"At times, I'd get scared my flat stomach would actually become concave. So I'd eat a car."
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, Reply)

it would hardly have been anything other than huge, really...
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:30, Reply)

That's like throwing a deck chair off the titanic..
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:47, Reply)

Of course she wont have a face either, but she'll have lost the weight. How deperate were they for news that they felt they needed to cover some random person that died last year though
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:15, Reply)

morbidly obese by 12, and reckons she always had a flat stomach? hmm :)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)

Noone made her eat the equivalent of a small African nations yearly food supply.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:57, Reply)

"MeView is a brand new video sharing site from metro.co.uk. What makes it different from similar sites out there, like YouTube, is that you can earn money from the clips you upload.
So How Does it Work?
All you need to do is upload your video, pick an ad to precede your clip and we will share the ad revenue with you through a PayPal account.
Clips can be embedded so they can be viewed from various sources and you can market your material to help increase the number of times it’s viewed and therefore the amount of money you can make.
Click here meview.metro.co.uk/ to get started."
So, there y'go - ad driven, but...well, it's there if you're interested.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)

is the photo captions on the weird news stories on the Metro website. They make me giggle.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:41, Reply)

"Other than the word 'police', this picture has nothing to do with the article. Honestly, standards round here are slipping."
Epic!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:34, Reply)

Although I did chuckle at the line "Darren was bowled over by Louise"
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)

bah, i cant say anything more than that really
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:55, Reply)

As you'll see, some of these Bond double entendres are almost physically painful.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:47, Reply)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
*breathes*
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Dear Rob'll fix it.
Please, please please please please please please could you fix it for me that this spamming cnut gets a nice slap with the banhammer.
Signed masakatsu, mental age 3 1/4.
Edit: Over the plague yet t0ria?
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:57, Reply)

been signed off work till Monday :(
Mr t0ria is ill now too. Obviously he is far worse than me.....
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:01, Reply)

I sympathize completely. The family M have managed to avoid the plague this year. Mind you, last Christmas we were fighting for the bathroom when little 'un picked it up at nursery.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:20, Reply)

it always posts in 3's to the forum, doesn't acknowledge replies.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:24, Reply)

have a look at his posts- 20 links, no comments or replies to anyone. He always posts 3 links in a row.
The annoying thing is some of them are ok, and there doesn't seem to be any connection between them, but it still makes me cross.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:25, Reply)

..kidding, obvioulsy spam!]
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)

In the secretive world of movie spy James Bond, the "Bond girl" for the new installment in the movie series had been top secret, but on Monday Bond's backers said Ukrainian bombshell Olga Kurylenko is the actress.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:46, Reply)

the sexy prize instead of those Ukranian horse thieves.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:23, Reply)
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