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This is a link post Look at my beautiful shiny new website... I made this!
...and maybe sign up to the weekly cartoon thing. It's all part of my masterplan to actually get paid for doodling. I'm going to send a cartoon a week to everyone who signs up to the mailing list and hopefully at some point one of them will find its way to a newspaper editor with space to fill...

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I'd appreciate constructive criticism. Or even abuse is better than nothing.

*Edited to include highly necessary monkey*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
UR LINK HAS A COMMA


Uh, I'll check the site, now.

...ur link's comma corrected...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh...
I thought I'd got to that before anyone noticed...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Phail, muhahaha!
Ahem, uh... I still haven't actually checked it out in any depth...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post oi nana!
isketch!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I reeeeally should be working, but
sure!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I like you but you probably don't like me

/lives in Chorlton......

:)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ning t0ria!
Fancy a game of isketch? I'll invite some others :)
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
B3ta room now open
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh!
yes please!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If you live in Chorlton
I probably do like you. Especially if you drink in the Dulcimer.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post bigabadaboom

i think i posted this before, but given the storm we are now having (in the grim north) i thought i would post the piccy too
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that is cool !

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!
I just heard a rumble in south manchester!
edt:FUCK ME! MY GARDEN JUST BLEW UP!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post and this
meteox is worth a look
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post includes more stations, strike patterns and live feeds.
www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm
the current activity is on the England/Scotland border.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post cool, im always on the lookout for weather stuff
although strike-star network is so unreliable
and accuracy declines with distance, so meteorologica (based in Morecambe) is better for me...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm in devon
so it's not too far.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
i live in an attic room in altrincham, and i couldnt hear the tv for 5 minutes, pretty heavy storm
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:33, Reply)
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Cheers dude, it missed Cumbria, but am now tracking it to Birmingham, and my girlfriend HATES thunderstorms.

Here's the dilemma, do i tell her or not? (she says i pay more attention to the weather than her.)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Scariest car ever!
Yes, it's FurAffinity, but it's SFW.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Pussy Wagon
Surely?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post I've been looking for some fluff to put on here
Its been a while. I was going through these pictures of people and animals and came across this:



eeeep! Shopped or not?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Shopped!
Where's his bucket?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI
IS THAT BUCKIT HAIR?

I LUFFS BUCKIT HAIR

OH NOES THEY STOLED MY BUCKIT HAIR :( :( :(
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post K BAI
Bye.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post thxbai
it gives me the creeps every time I look at that picture!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post THE MANGINA EXISTS! NSFW
Best illustrated by the fifth photo down. Definitive mangina.

Warning, do NOT look at this if you are squeamish, or if you've been eating. This is extreme body modification...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post why o why?
where is the mind bleach!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm
I suddenly just got the urge to eat a banana split.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Eww!
I must say, I found the second pic on the link about "Sounding" quite amusing.

Edit: wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Sounding NSFW as usual.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post no matter how dirty my teeth got
...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post man its freaky
through looking onto other things.. like wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Frenum_Piercing Frenum Pirecing.. reminds me of Dr Kitteny Berk from days of old.. anyone remember Scrotula?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Paper aeroplane
launched from 300ft up - somehow calming
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i'VE DONE THIS
the office of the english school in vienna is at the bottom of a 60 storey block of flats

we all wenmt up to the top and threw paper planes off of it

IT WAS AMAZING
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post many years ago
when i was on a school trip we were in a hotel which overlooked the peripherique in paris. we tore up all the magazines and guides and stuff we could find to make paper aeroplanes - there were hundreds and hundreds of them all over everything below us.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That guy's got it all wrong
when it comes to recreating September 11th!

Indeed though, 'tis cool.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that's very cool
hmmm London Eye anyone? i'll take the glass cutter to make a window!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i have also done this
from my old office window in Birmingham if they catch a thermal they go for miles .
some of them flew for a good 5 minuets before losing sight of them
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful
just goes to show you don't need a complicated design to have an effective paper Airplane.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post a paper what?
;)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post aeroplane
ok sorry ;) it had a red line under it :Z but it doesn't this time. stupid firefox...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post baceuse thsi tmie ist registred as a tilte or somthing
...I think.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post are you pissed?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not flying
Its falling with style!

Lovely.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
That video would have been so much better if the plane had hit someone in the face at the end.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly what I was thinking
Preferably someone being told that there was a paper aeroplane gliding down towards them, they turn around to see and Pow!, right in the eye
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post POW right in the kisser...

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and i was thinking
you could have someones eye out with that...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that was
truy delightful
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post would you like to ride my paper plaane?
getting seasick, sorry once again.

/quoblog
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post BBC use MS Paint for shoppery??
Have a look at this pic. Is it just me, or have they found a pic of Pete Doherty, and shopped a crap beard and headgear in MS Paint?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha!
Thats EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it earlier.

Spooky!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
me too.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post high speed camera, bullets, etc.
GC checker is down - if it is GC I'll take it off
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh take it off
nice an slow
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post the bottle of water one is incredible!
some people really have fun jobs...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post apple ftw,
it looks like it's full of milk! *u*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasnt this an advert for gun crime or something? After the watermelon theres a black kid standing there. The bullet never appears.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post you aren't allowed to shoot kids to make ads
you're not even allowed to stamp on kittens.

fucking nanny state.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post a disturbing art video i found. honestly you need this in your life. NSFW
the video i mean is called 'tierfick'
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF!
very strange...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats real bear love, that is....
Strange but funny....
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 6:47, Reply)
This is a link post Cast your votes on the great Yahoo poll!
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(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post no silly option
= no opportunity for Mr Splashy Pants effect
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Kerry Katona gets laid off
Hoorah!! Next stop coke overdose, then hopefully a drunken tumble down a big flight of stairs.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Or raped by a hammer

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't touch this (mangy old spunk ridden whore).
Allegedly.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
now take the kids off her - unfit mother doesnt even cover it
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "When Kerry was first hired she was perfect for the demographic of Iceland shoppers."
Smoking when pregnant? Faking her own robbery? Taking drugs?

Sounds ideal to me!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds more like the Lidl set to me.
Us Co-Op types have to have someone to look down on.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness for that
I found it rather insulting as being in the typical target demographic they would even contemplate katona as having any influence on my purchasing habits.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post The Cure Cover 'The Laughing Policeman'
Robert Smith tries his hand at a cheerier tune. This is very very very old but i was reminded of it recently when Newman and Bluddiblub were on some list show over Christmas.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheerier tune?
Have you not heard Friday I'm In Love? It melts my cold heart.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post bunny the artist
Bunny is a prolific, self-taught sculptor who works mainly at night. His preferred medium is carrot. He also works with pear and banned media: electrical cords and remote control buttons. Photographs of his artwork are captured in the very short period between creation and consumption. Bunny likes to work alone and at odd hours of the night confounding efforts to capture his art. Each piece of his vast collection is titled and dated and is selected at random.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Those matrix signs, and how they SHOULD be used

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
My mate had a gf when he was 15 that put on one of those signs "Daniel and Sara 4eva!" Pity he dumped her the day before for being a bit "clingy"

(she booked it in advance and couldn;t change it at late notice)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
/was expecting more Keanu Reeves
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha,
that last insult was the worst. I'd be livid if somebody called me zoo weekly.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Half-ton woman
Best line in the story? "My stomach has always been flat"

O_o
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "In 2003 Renee was left bedridden after a drunk driver smashed into her car crushing her left leg."
Not much left of the drunk driver, I wouldn't imagine.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "There are times when I have to force myself to eat because I know it's been a while since I've eaten something."
...
"shit i could swear that it's been over 5 minutes since my last box of ice-cream....*om nom nom*"
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
"At times, I'd get scared my flat stomach would actually become concave. So I'd eat a car."
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "a huge heart attack"
it would hardly have been anything other than huge, really...
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "The operation was a success and within two weeks Renee had lost four stone."
That's like throwing a deck chair off the titanic..
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post At least she'll be nice and thin by now
Of course she wont have a face either, but she'll have lost the weight. How deperate were they for news that they felt they needed to cover some random person that died last year though
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres richard simmons when you need him?
morbidly obese by 12, and reckons she always had a flat stomach? hmm :)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't call that a tragic tale
Noone made her eat the equivalent of a small African nations yearly food supply.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post REAL!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post pwnd
[insert random internet gargon here]
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Just arrived in our inboxes...
"MeView is a brand new video sharing site from metro.co.uk. What makes it different from similar sites out there, like YouTube, is that you can earn money from the clips you upload.

So How Does it Work?
All you need to do is upload your video, pick an ad to precede your clip and we will share the ad revenue with you through a PayPal account.
Clips can be embedded so they can be viewed from various sources and you can market your material to help increase the number of times it’s viewed and therefore the amount of money you can make.

Click here meview.metro.co.uk/ to get started."

So, there y'go - ad driven, but...well, it's there if you're interested.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam!
just kidding!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourtie things in the world
is the photo captions on the weird news stories on the Metro website. They make me giggle.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i know this
and have made it known ;)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite from today:
"A nun, in safe mode"
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I like:
"Other than the word 'police', this picture has nothing to do with the article. Honestly, standards round here are slipping."

Epic!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post paypal?
does that mean paypal also get your moneys?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Happy story

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaw
To have and to (try to) hold....
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They should
give themselves a pat on the back.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww...
Although I did chuckle at the line "Darren was bowled over by Louise"
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post brought a tear to me eye that did
bah, i cant say anything more than that really
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy James Bond Puns
As you'll see, some of these Bond double entendres are almost physically painful.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

*breathes*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This link was quite funny.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post In other words
Dear Rob'll fix it.

Please, please please please please please please could you fix it for me that this spamming cnut gets a nice slap with the banhammer.

Signed masakatsu, mental age 3 1/4.

Edit: Over the plague yet t0ria?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
been signed off work till Monday :(

Mr t0ria is ill now too. Obviously he is far worse than me.....
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
I sympathize completely. The family M have managed to avoid the plague this year. Mind you, last Christmas we were fighting for the bathroom when little 'un picked it up at nursery.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with him?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a spambot
it always posts in 3's to the forum, doesn't acknowledge replies.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a spammer
have a look at his posts- 20 links, no comments or replies to anyone. He always posts 3 links in a row.

The annoying thing is some of them are ok, and there doesn't seem to be any connection between them, but it still makes me cross.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post [maybe he/she is obsessive compulsive?...
..kidding, obvioulsy spam!]
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 321FuckOff

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
Great reply, shame they'll never read it!!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post breasts

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Top Secret Exposed : New James Bond Girl from Ukraine
In the secretive world of movie spy James Bond, the "Bond girl" for the new installment in the movie series had been top secret, but on Monday Bond's backers said Ukrainian bombshell Olga Kurylenko is the actress.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Gemma Arterton still wins...
the sexy prize instead of those Ukranian horse thieves.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:23, Reply)

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