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This is a link post MC Gramps
Ronseal
(KnackerDwarf, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Vanilla Ice is looking a bit haggard lately.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Cat Sneaks and Freezes
a cute one... to make up for my last post.
(GC = no)
(largoembargo ???, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you have GOT to be kidding me

(iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post as this was in the newsletter last week or the week before
I doubt we'd not have seen it
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i hope your doing this to be funny...

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, hang on a minute, this is, eh? What?
What?
 (Giglamesh, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst we're posting old links:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay :)
Cats rule!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
yell at the GC machine.
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post the GC engine is shit
Someone put a wobbly dildo thingy video that had been posted months ago and GC never picked it up.

Shame on you GC!
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If we're going for really old cat links (and a dance dance dance, a dance dance dance.)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RFfWWf34R
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you dont love horses as much as this guy
seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to the interwebs

(KnackerDwarf, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Half-naked cat boxing NSFW
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post win.
Can't beat a bit of tits and fluff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Savoy Records now on iTunes.
If you're not familiar with Savoy, they publish David Britton's 'Meng & Ecker', 'Lord Horror' and 'Reverbstorm' books/comics.
The Lord Horror novel was the last book to be banned in the UK.
You can now hear extracts from it on iTunes.

Great stuff.
Check out 'Savoy Wars' on iTunes, reallly fucking good.

Available albums;
Savoy Wars
Lord Horror
The Savoy Sessions
Savoy Digital Angst
The Wasteland

Good shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Good enough to make me reinstall iTunes?
I scoff at the very idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post The assumption song NSFW
*fingers crossed* Oh please don't let this be GC, it's one of the few things on the internet that has actually made me "lol". Superb flash animation that reveals just how dirty your mind can be.

NSFW for bleeped sweariness at the end
 (Giglamesh, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post snigger
would have been better without the bleep imho.
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post agree.
ace though
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I aint never seen it before,
and it made me laugh too.
Have a click!
 (symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yay
not sure if it's nsfw.
so if you have a fairly liberal workplace, it's fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(thereisnopoons until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Garfield cat
I have checked GC and it says no even though it's had over 2 million views, chances are you've all seen it already but it made me chortle a bit so I thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post DEAR GOD! IT'S HUNG LIKE A MULE!
SOrry lamest video ever, but I pissed myself watching it die to it phalic tail.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Family photo NSFW
A family... all wearing the same themed costumes.
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You jest sire...............
I mean really
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my fucking christ
is this one of Gary Glitter's dreams?
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You do realise
everyone who has looked at that is now on some sort of register?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post noooooooooooooooooo
which one the fluff register or something else
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post o~O
no
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no
I like what I see a little bit too much for comfort
 (shrewbie has a new signature, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That is so very wrong

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a link post Attack of the giant pigeon

(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post what he said.

(KnackerDwarf, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post It's finally happened
Bacon Cinnamon Rolls.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
*sicks a little*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *comes a little*
Bacon with anything IS worth eating . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bacon and anthrax?
Bacon and mildew?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post and pigs
might fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No sick!
Go Yum!
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
*sicks a lotto*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like that fact that page
features 3 (count em) adverts for dramtic weight loss!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post God I love watching Cr3's uploader at times! NSFW
Only relevant for around 6:30pm Monday 29th Sept

You don't half find some gem's on Cr3's uploader!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post How did my sister
find this website...

...and to think shes only 12
 (ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what your sister looks like naked without seeing her face?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post those tits
fool no one
 (ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I though
maybe she'd borrowed your vibrator.

(*and I meant "thought", as should be obvious)
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post well i hope not,
i didn't wipe it after i used it...


...on grandad.
 (ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post congratulations
I boked.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah so I wasint the only one then. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Gooddeed89, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If only there was some kind of RSS to watch this
Oh wait, I just created one....
www.dapper.net/transform.php?dappName=cr3ationuploads&transformer=RSS&extraArg_title=File&extraArg_description[]=File&applyToUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk%2Fupload%2Flatest%2F

Although this is as slow as feck to reload!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
*saves picture*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post THE THIRD ONE'S WHITNEY STEVENS!

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This has to be the best one!
http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/1254.21.jpg
 (chemicals1234, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I agree!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
that is, by far, the best one
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you
But it is a nice one!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post The motion in the Ocean (Land Shark)
Man-Shark juxtaposition
(shrewbie has a new signature, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello and welcome, sah :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post gee thanks Monty Propps

(shrewbie has a new signature, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hai Newbie.
Try and tell a story about neck burning...
 (Nothingtoseehere, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post A deeply poignant moment.
In a sort of 'crap paintmash Star Wars with ducks and shit' way.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post a big ship
*might be better described as "massive" or "gigantic"

my first thoughts however were "shopped!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i am baffled by this comment:
Shame we don't have the ability to build ships like this anymore.

- L. G., Berkshire, 29/9/2008 07:17
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think L.G. means
"we" as in the British, who can no longer build such things (thanks to Mrs. Thatcher?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What a spectacularly ugly piece of kit.
And the top few decks appear to be made of Lego windscreens.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post One Man AC/DC Cover Band
Back In Black by Matt Mahaffey.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite talented
Correction, very talented!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh he's a bit good at that
sings a bit like Jack White to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks like Spaceland in Los Angeles
where I shot this video

/edit: Awesome vid, btw
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post Man uses cheap trick to sell his £1m house
£1m house isn't selling, so man thinks "I'll give away my £150k car for free with the house".

Offers over £1,150,000! So that's increasing the price of the house to cover the cost of the car... how's that free?

Jeez people are moronic.
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post And got to love the Beeb contradicting themselves
"The car is worth £120,000...
A businessman is throwing in his £150,000 Lamborghini..."
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post £1.2 million value house 3 months ago, without the car
so now it's been knocked down to that with the car, (£120k value) it's not all bad
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this news?
Does the guy selling the house know someone at the BBC?
 (Cap'n, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck kind of story is THAT?
Actually i have some underpants i need to sell, do you think the BBC will an online advert like this? I'll add in a free biscuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I was waivering at the thought of the underpants alone
but now you've sweetened the deal, well, I'll have to part cash.*

* may contain 100% lies
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post what kind of biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post As below
edit: actually i'm improving the offer to a rinky-dink pink wafer.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Chocolate bourbon
www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/blobs/bourbonbiscuits_promo.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The plan goes like this.
1. There are stupid people out there.
2. Those with money to burn overlap with the group described in point 1.
3. Profit.

edit: it feels like a bit of a 'and finally' local news story; seems like there aren't enough surfing ducks around I guess.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it was one of those stories last night on 'Look East' :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The iSketch one is the best :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened?

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88oYng5XVOU

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this this this this this

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post this writer has funny ideas of what's new
"Adolf Hitler has been letting fly with foul-mouthed rants about football and politics in a new craze of internet spoofs."

"The craze for tinkering with Downfall's subtitles started in Spain in 2006..."

It's like they're operating on non-internet time, or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a link post Rather Lovely 2D shooter for your gaming pleasure.
Nice.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:08, Reply)

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