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A great idea....if you're really dumb
Ok, some dude had a really great money making idea. Unfortunately, he didn't think it out too well...
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grex9101, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:33,
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Cheers fella
i just lost £25 :(
this is a scam
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11,
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it's not acutally that stupid an idea
never underestimate the stupidity of others.
Here in Australia we have a popular show called Australian Idol.
we also have two timezones.
And a website that allows people to make their own bets (e.g i bet $4 to $1 on this person to win idol)
To ensure the show hit primetime the east coast saw the show before the west coast.
People made a fortune as people bet for a 'favourite' but had stupid odds. Even though the contest was over.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:24,
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More cats!
This one is in the bath...and loving it!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:49,
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Haha
awww
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:54,
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this surprises me
every cat we have ever had has always hated going near water
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:55,
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Water is as an element is quite surprising
Add Cat
Myrth!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:42,
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*takes cat and camera to bathroom*
brb!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:56,
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I....must.....have....that.....cat......................now!
*wants*
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:57,
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I'm very tempted to take the cat up to the bathroom
run the warm tap and hope....
I suspect I'd end up soaked and covered in scratches.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:58,
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Camera in one hand, cat in the other
"Come on mittens, this is youtube GOLD!"
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:00,
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Or redtube gold
erm....perhaps not.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:07,
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xnxx.com?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:07,
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spleesh splash i was takin a bath :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:02,
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bum bum bum bum
early on a saturday night!
my friends cat used to like gettin buckets of water thrown over him when he was in the horny season. he just kept goin back for more... (she must have been a real sweet pussy)
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JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08,
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soap?
yes sir.
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08,
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I think this would benefit
with the addition of one goldfish
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:03,
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:-D
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:41,
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My cat loves b3ta!
I lwas lurking on /board going through the bee thread and she took a bit of a shine to it!
Apols for crappy camera phone footage and Simpsons in background.....
BTW: Previously posted links:
This has already been watched 5 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:41,
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She's thinking to herself
"So that's what she spends all her time looking at!"
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:47,
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She gets very jealous of the laptop
It is a competitor for my lap :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:50,
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O FOR GAWDS SAKE
gc!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:12,
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Typical cat
Looking for porn, tsk.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:11,
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Draw a pig test
One of those silly "psychology" tests. Draw a pig and see what it says about you.
I feel sorry for the website owners when hundreds of b3tans are let loose on a drawing pad and public gallery of said drawings...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:33,
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ahahaha!
"The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and again, more is better!
You did not draw a tail."
it's TRUE! spooky!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:55,
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Mine was a tiny tiny tail :(
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:54,
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I drew mine
with labels for all the yummy parts.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 7:30,
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Said I was probably a rapist
Bit harsh
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acab, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 9:48,
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300 Love Letters
Rather nice this one - 300 (well, 400 actually, but that's explained on the site) love letters.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:15,
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o helllo !
long time no see :)
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:19,
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Hello there!
You've changed your name...had to look in your profile to see who you are!
And then I realised! It's the Shag!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:23,
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What ho!
How be?
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:34,
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Welsh Space Agency
Is this glass cock? (filter says it isn't)
Highlights include are sending a Cymrunaught to Callisto and being able to buy Higgs Bosons from the shop (produced on site by their Small Hadron Collider).
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thistle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:15,
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dem taffs are certainly advanced
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:05,
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are you a scotch?
or are you just pleased to see me...
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JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:15,
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Ha ha
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:47,
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play with it tidy now boyo
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55,
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At home with John Cleese
John Cleese shows a cameraman around his house. It's very nice. Also, John Cleese got fat.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:55,
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I like the pelican poem
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:58,
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he
and he seems nice as well
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:09,
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He must be bored these days
He is on Dave now!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:03,
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what on earth is she doing to that robot???????
NSFW
possibly not safe for anything
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Dill, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:18,
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that'll give him something to beep about
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largoembargo ???, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:34,
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is she Shutting down all the garbage compactors on the detention level?
BTW that website has some beautiful pics
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:34,
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i havn't even clicked the link yet
but your comment alone has got it a click
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:28,
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youns mind is filthy!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35,
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Muhahahahahahahaa!
Actually the noise I really made was more like a lip raspberry that would have launched tea had I been drinking any...
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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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Chain Surfing
SKILLZ....
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Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:16,
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HOT PISS!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35,
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he must just stroll home aftter a skinfull with balance like that
edit: unlike me who can't even spell after a few pints
i can't edit the subject line *weeps*
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:46,
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YES!
Awesome
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JamboM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:53,
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o yeaaaa
Giggety
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03,
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Looks sped up when he gets on it....
...and fake
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:27,
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come on...
if that isn't fake, i'll eat my door knob.
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JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:28,
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eat knob
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:13,
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fake
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:38,
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must be
fake
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:12,
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This got buried in the talk board
Does this beat fresh venison that you shot yourself?
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:02,
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Yeah, I can see why they Buried it!
Good work boys...
*waves*
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Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:18,
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Not so much buried
as posted a bit late on a dead thread
But nonetheless I thank you for your passive aggressive comment
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35,
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seemed a pretty reasonable responce to me...
bacon for breakfast = early grave mother fuckers.
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JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:26,
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you can't acutally eat the bacon
as it's been sat at room temperature all night.
i think this was some chaps engineering project, he was trying to find a way of waking someone up pleasantly.
I've been a vegetarian for 15 years but i quite like the smell of bacon.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:49,
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I like this.
Where can I buy one?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:43,
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Kind of linked to what's going on below re-Whitesnake
but really just an excuse to dig this out again.
Shut up, it's awesome.
I've been known do the over-dramatic hand gestures and everything
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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Christ! Were's Judas Priest when you need them?!
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:49,
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always makes my hair stand on end.
LOVE this song...
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JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:35,
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I love this song...
but only because of association. It was played on MTV special that I had on VHS for ever.
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cupboardy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:45,
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What's Happened Here?
I adore this episode of the wonderful 'Town Called Panic' - they're also responsible for the Cravendale ads. Oh, and it's made by Aardman.
Joseph's line of "What's happened here?" I repeat often - without anyone understanding why it's in an Oirish accent.
Great stuff!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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What's happened here?
(big lol)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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Hello Miss!
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:45,
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Hello!
Just gazzed you.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:08,
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odd
I always assumed the Robot Chicken sytle was behind the Cravendale advert... best check it out myself then :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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I like
this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2LlpCaOAeLU episode (well half an episode)
strangely enough only found out about it because someone mentioned it on here last night.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:28,
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'oh, my helmet'
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joey2tits liable for libel, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:49,
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And Cairo bemused by German art stunt
and now everyone knows how it's done :(
*edit* oops, sorry for the rogue 'And' in the title, as ever, can't change it on here...
This is what it's meant to be seen as: www.onionmag.no/blogg/wp-content/johan-lorbeer1.jpg
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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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The very last sentence is class
:D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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A rather odd reaction I felt,
cultural divides and all that?
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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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TRICKS, I tell ya.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:08,
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Dog Lovin
This gives new meaning to awkward, drunk hookups.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:48,
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That poor man!
Is rather funny tho! *click*
I do wonder why the dog got so dead set on him...
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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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Kebab mouth maybe?
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UTB, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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Hahahaha!
Another minute and he would have started humping him.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:07,
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don't they do that to make you sick up food?
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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Kerry Katona does the same.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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what, sick up food for her kids?
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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For? That implies parental responsibility
They just have to lick it up to survive after a binge.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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i'm sure there's plenty Chicken Tikka Lasagnes in the freezer...
I heard that if that concept disgusts you then you're officially upper middle class.....
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:48,
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Monty Propps' lasagne transends cutural, religious, class and racial boundaries.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:54,
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Actually, it's the dogs way of trying to wake him up
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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Don't spoil the image in my head.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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To think, only minutes before
the dog was licking it's own balls...
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Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:26,
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Did you just fart? Cause you just blew my heart away.
NSFW
Another one probably made by a b3tan...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:15,
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Ha ha
www.pickuplinegen.com/?id=24
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:48,
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Your eyes are like your tits, fucking beautiful!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:59,
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"I'll suck you so hard, that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished with you!"
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Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:36,
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hehehehehe
"You make my software turn to hardware"
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 7:41,
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White Snake the Computer Game

Shit gag but amused me briefly.
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rob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:03,
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Haha
I take it Tawny Kitaen featured in your adolescence too.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:08,
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How long now ?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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Never ending :)
It kept me awake last night.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:12,
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who was the other one - the one in the Warrant video...
my brother was fond of her
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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Farrant?
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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this one
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE
her and Bill's mum in Bill and Ted were his dream babes
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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That's my night sorted
Have this, an oldie, but now with a still video provided by another fan :
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4cEocL5kI
Have a good 'un :)
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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hurrah!
I'm seeing him next month :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:46,
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GIT
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:58,
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I'm shit at the game
But i keep playing it so i can listen to the tune :D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:45,
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*has on hard drive, ripped from CD, and bought the tape back in may college days*
*feels urge to grow hair long*
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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And you have them all playing at once??
Nice one ;)
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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I my head, yes....
...Background to my David Coverdale Superhero fantasies, woo!
But I can't act them out anymore. Fucking ASBO.
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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:59,
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hehehe
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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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Snakes!
I cuss you bad. Moc-moc-a-moc. Bm-chk-bm-bm-chkchk-bmmm.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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Northern Birds
Made me weep with laughter.
Requires sound - the video is SFW. The lyrics aren't.
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MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:55,
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very clever lyrics :D
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:18,
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Fake Quo
A conman convinced a whole town he was the Status Quo frontman Francis Rossi, earning himself free meals and trips in the mayor's limousine for almost a year.
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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Beware false prophets!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:51,
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Hahaha! Marvelous!
You couldn't make it up! (unless it is)
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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:06,
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He used to go to my Dads shop in Wallington
so he did live near me !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:09,
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