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This is a link post Find the Sausage
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post Mirrors Edge Flash Game
Just like the 3D 1st person retail game.

*Except it's not in 3D, not 1st person and it's not for sale in the shops.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just seen this on Kotaku.
I liked the 360 demo but the lack of freedom within the evironment pissed me reet off.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i concur
I actually prefer this version
 (tedster, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That you're basically pressing buttons in time to progress?
That's what pee'd me off. Which is a shame as the visual design is lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That also, the 'Left 4 Dead' demo is the buttons.
(By which I mean it's da chedda)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard as much.
I'm still pissed off about the Tumbler :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post JCB
JCB are laying off workers.
They're selling their products off cheap.
 (Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post why would they sell stuff cheap if they need money?
the world's gone mad! next thing we'll see is a black man in the white house etc
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's crap
I've never seen a JCB with pretty sparkles in action.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I have, when I took an angle grinder to it to remove a door

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post More about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post Okay, which one of you is responsible for this?
This can only be the work of a b3tan.

'Fess up.

Legless? Apeloverage? Rob?...

(I can has dizaster?)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that is genius
it's got to go in the next news letter. *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
*i like this*
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course!
Excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter gold!
...and some epic use of teh sans.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post F-bomb
I was totally going to do this in a stand-up routine. Looks like someone else had the same idea and got to it first.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Sukiyaki Western
Looks good, apparently made by Quentin Tarantino's favorite director.

(action kicks in at 2 mins)

There's also a trailer here worth checking out: www.apple.com/trailers/independent/sukiyakiwesterndjango/
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Why is there a man taking a dump on Michael Jackson's front lawn?

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post he lieks teh poo ...

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope it's Jarvis

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
same here
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not?
I say.

Makes a change from chimps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been to his front lawn
well... the one outside the front gates. I would have taken a dump on it, but I didn't have to go.

I did take this picture, however...

http://dgm.smugmug.com/gallery/895538_caoaA#40622511_ecLcj
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post Cliff Richard - Somewhere over the Rainbow
WARNING: Contains flying Cliff, skate park cliff, toe-curling mash-up and a sly dig at Elvis (this was released the year that Cliff overtook him in UK record sales)

The man is a lunatic.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post slightly camp
nothing much wrong with being

A FREAKING 70 YEAR OLD VIRGIN !!!


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't run, stand your ground.
He's a fucking egotistical asexual jellyfish who despite having occupied the middle of the road for 50 years has sadly never been hit by a truck.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post There are rumours
that the reason he's never been hit by a truck is that some drivers thereof really 'like' Cliff. Yes, in that way. And he 'likes' them back.

Rumours, nothing more.

So he maybe isn't a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, you've changed your
name back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea ....



I might change it again for a giggle !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to have to answer to RBF for posting this
We all know he is a bit weird about Teh Cliff
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just surprised that nobody's posted the Wired For Sound video in reply....
..yet.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's like saying Candyman three times

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

BeetlejuICE !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post The Matrix if it was run on Windows
possible GC but thingy said no
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I am afraid to say
this was just in the newsletter
 (chemicals1234, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ballflaps
ah well
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *points finger of SHAME*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm tired and it's Friday
my brain is a bit fritzed....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post AHEM!
What is wrong with The Sun Always Shines On TV? Its one of my favourite songs ever!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post


0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats wrong with it?
I demand to know!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post



nothing i like it too...... Ssshhh
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Morten Harkett was in my dream last night
Standing in for Rik Mayall in Bottom.

Genuinely.

Fucking creepy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *shivers

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the line
"i reached inside myself today" - makes me snigger every time :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Neo-polean
Dynamite?
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post Escapee from North Korean prison camp tells his story NSFW
20-minute documentary.

I'm flagging this NSFW as it contains drawings of child torture.
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really interesting :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post An amazing but horrific story
have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post reversible dog/cat WFT!
just.....wrong
 (bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post on the same page
fukung.net/v/2574/most_powerfule_computer_in_the_world.jpg
one of our b3tans huh?
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post all hail...

SmallFriedBrain


where is {s}he now?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I want one
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous!
I love shit like this! Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffeh Tiem!
Baby Panda's ... does she say one is called Merkin?

BWAHAHAHA hope so
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Yay to this sort of thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Seventeen years!
Golly, that makes you feel old
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, that's pretty cool.
but.........FAKE!!! NO WINKY!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Cat vs Mirror

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The owners are a bunch of cunts.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
I'm not really sure they could control their cat's decision to jump at the mirror.

If they'd thrown it at the mirror, then cunts they would be.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They must have seen the cat do it once though ...
and if you see right at the start of the vid, they place it down in front of the mirror because they know it will jump. Agreed that it is the cat's decision to jump but they put it in that position for their own fun.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ban this filth!

(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The cat lived
No mirror was broken, tis fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly, it's only a cat!
*hides quickly in bunker*
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *speaks into microphone*
Keell Him!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post DEATH TO THAT ONE UNDER THE TABLE
*points*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Dis

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont like this

(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post contrived cat mirror jumping is FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post My sweet delightful youngest daughters latest video! I made this!
This is my youngest daughters band FLAMBOYANT BELLA and this is their latest video!
 (sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
they're really talented and original.
 (JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
i love this its great

everyone should watch this!
 (chlo, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want spam for lunch
I'll I'm getting a really strong odour of it.

www.b3ta.com/links/202935
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post good
detective work!
 (chlo, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Wankered after five cans?
LIGHTWEIGHTS!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty good.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post very original sounding band there
....
 (chemicals1234, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post Have a Happy Tree Friends
I know its old. But still funny.
(tedster, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post Determination.
This is it.

Explanation with pictures:

axisofoversteer.blogspot.com/2008/11/determinationor-darwin.html
(I helped save b3ta! serious as a four-leaf clover and fresh like woo, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post well worth the wait
if only they'd had some chewing gum
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Unusually resourceful for the French
Normally, they capitulate at the first sign of trouble...
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post unlike you
im sure you win all your fights you nationalist pig-dog!
 (JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post why didnt he just use a fucking shoe lace?
bloody retard...
 (JonothanCainer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post cos then his throttle would be stuck at a pre-determined point, making cornering nigh on impossible.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Dodi? NSFW
Bizarre Diana tribute Tattoo.
What exactly would posess someone to want this on them??
 (MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha WTF........W.T.F...........W.................T................F.......................?

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this.
very this.
 (Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, come on
Which of us hasn't entered a tattooist's shop at some point in our lives and said "I want the head of princess Diana with a Mercedes badge on the forehead and a disembodied spurting cock sticking out of her mouth like some kind of ridged alien tongue. And can you write "Dodi?" on the cock?"
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post its writing Dodi on it that is what pushed it over the borders of taste IMO

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
a very reasonable point of view
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you mention it...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I love the Mercedes emblem stamped on her forehead.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I missed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops twix from mouth*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post my GOD ! ...... astonishing !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
that is fucking odd
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post New Watchmen Trailer
Still looks good

*Gets hopes up*

Its probably on YouTube somewhere!
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, still looking good
Surely it wont be bad on release ...
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What about this new footage?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LbOJYnrQ2MA
 (MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one. Thanks.
Can anyone identify the music? It sounds a bit like Muse to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The track at the end is...
...Muse's "Take a Bow".
 (Tael, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There's also a lot of Philip Glass's soundtrack
to Koyaanisqatsi on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If extreme pretentiousness doesn't get to this
this should be fricking awesome.
 (Cap'n, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post extreme pretentiousness
doesn't often factor in $200 million hollyowood movies
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Another actor from the 'Christian Bale needs a strepsil' School of voices

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHa!
YES!
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The point is to disguise his true identity.
Sounding natural is far less important than being untraceable.
 (Tael, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Strong graphic violence
sexuality, nudity and language.

I'm so there
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for this
but when Rorschach finds the Comedian's Badge isn't he is out of mask and doing his "The End is Nigh" day job?

/watchman pedant blog with added extra click
 (thereisnopoons until, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:40, Reply)

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