Sean Locks song for Hernan Crespo
Sean Lock sings his song for Hernan Crespo.
Hopefully this will work....
Let me know if it doesn't.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:32,
Reply)
isn't this
in the newsletter?
edit: still a fun game =-D
edit2: and like a mini cookery class for the children! isn't education great?!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)
Yep, if you want to teach your kids that
Eggs have blood in and you stuff a turkey with half it's innards still hanging out :(
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:46,
Reply)
if i had kids
i'd want them to know how to cook.. then i could relax on a saturday afternoon, instead of preparing the sunday dinner
edit: on second thoughts.. you may have thought i was being serious.. which i wasn't.. sarcasm doesn't work well in text
edit2: oh and i've had an egg which bled.. it had obviously been fertilised and collected before it develped too far.. made an interesting omlette
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)
Oh.
I didn't read the newsletter yet, which is a crime worse than re-posting. I hate myself more than you can imagine.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:51,
Reply)
dont fret!
your username rhymes with "sweetness randy"!
:) all is well...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This annoys me
It is enforcing in children, the view that gutting and preparing food is nasty and should be avoided. We should be teaching kids how to dress a chicken or turkey, instead of popping off to tescos to get a presliced one...grrrr
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:35,
Reply)
This^^^^
I have every respect for peoples rights to be vegetarian, for whatever reason, but I hate the way these people feel that they have a right to force their views on others.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:36,
Reply)
It falsifies into the bargin
Birds do not spurt blood when you pluck them, and as for the "look, it's full of hearts and lungs and stuff" What the fuck do you think is inside a chicken. Candyfloss??
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:40,
Reply)
I always thought they were born filled with Sage and Onions :S
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:44,
Reply)
I got bored when I had to do the tofu bit,.
I don't like tofu because tofu doesn't bleed.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
Why have tofu shaped turkey,
when you can just have turkey. This game is confusing.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:50,
Reply)
i used to think
tofurkey was a rude verb...
i furkey
you furkey
he furkies
she furkies
we furkey
they furkey
etc
i.e. to furkey!
edit: no definition of what furking is though, but i think you get the general idea..
"We had furkin' turkey every day last week.. why can't we have furkin' chicken?"
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)
even the eggs had blood in them!
Still you cant beat a bit of Veal Blackpudding with fois gras can you?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:51,
Reply)
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
pffttt
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:12,
Reply)
Fucking hell Floppy!
Are you living under a rock or something?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:13,
Reply)
Wow,
have I really been off this thing for 2 weeks, or am just stuck in some sort of space/time continuum.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:13,
Reply)
Have you seen that SFW porn thing?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:14,
Reply)
I've got a picture of a lady golfer kissing a trophy..
and do you know - the trophy looks just like a big glass willy!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:16,
Reply)
Fucking hell!
Are you saying it is like a massive glass cock? Post it now! They will love it here on b3ta!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:17,
Reply)
A massive glass cock,
I bet you could see that coming...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:18,
Reply)
SFW PORN!!!
I must see it NOW!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:19,
Reply)
Have you seen that ad on facebook too?
Looks just like the quo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:20,
Reply)
No,
but someone has sent me a video of a guy smashing up his keyboard in a office.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:23,
Reply)
Yeah, she was killed by John Peel in the Thames,
whilst a whale stole maddie.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:16,
Reply)
Bloody Hell!
I complained the other day about an old, old video that was posted and it started a right hoohar!
I am to scared to call GC now, even tho I hardly ever do......
*shivers in corner*
*whispers "glass cock"
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:58,
Reply)
Ha ha ha!
Let's all laugh at fattys on an internet forum!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:00,
Reply)
I bet she got a stern telling off for that...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:01,
Reply)
www.b3ta.com/links/250416
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:07,
Reply)
As a proper cockernee, I think you will find that no.
You are wrong! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:15,
Reply)
Not according to my source:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=te_Nv3lMUnA
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Monty Propps, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:17,
Reply)
Well Dr Mark Sloane could never be wrong!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:18,
Reply)
Yeah yeah,
think I would fall for that eh!?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:14,
Reply)
go away Herr Spammer
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:08,
Reply)
What fascinates me,
is that it stops you if it has been posted before anyway doesnt it?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:12,
Reply)
It certainly warns you if the URL has appeared before
or if it has had lots of youtube views...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:15,
Reply)
This is what I thought.
People clearly just ignore it though I guess :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:16,
Reply)
Yeah, piss off...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:09,
Reply)
Tourist boats collide
This is actually footage of a Polish Navy training exercise.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
Not yet,
but you could float the idea.
*gets coat*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:51,
Reply)
I have a sinking feeling that this is going nowhere.
*slits*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:55,
Reply)
I think I may just cruise on by this pun fest....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:56,
Reply)
Just pour yourself a nice glass of port and youll be fine....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:59,
Reply)
Jesus christ!
You really are baying for blood aren't you!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:01,
Reply)
No need to get (p)irate about it!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:05,
Reply)
You'll like my next one,
but not a yacht....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:58,
Reply)
I'm gonna deck you for that...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:59,
Reply)
Why don't you slap him round the face with
your plimsoll (line)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:00,
Reply)
If only it were such plain sailing...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:02,
Reply)
You really are a mast-erful punster sir!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:03,
Reply)
I was roped into it...
thats it, I really am scraping the barnacles of the bottom of the barrel.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:04,
Reply)
That its
*duels*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:08,
Reply)
*shock and awes*
/gears of war 2 blog
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:11,
Reply)
Can you turn on the light please?
It is a bit too ding(h)y to fight in here!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:10,
Reply)
Then fist him in the poop deck...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:03,
Reply)
IDIOTS
They have the great big open sea, and they can't manage to avoid each other?
Weird!
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Darklord, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:31,
Reply)
Bill Bailey - Creep - Tinselworm
From bill Baileys new DVD, a hindi indie version of Radioheads Creep! Absolutely brilliant!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:37,
Reply)
Much better than Princes version.
MUCH!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:46,
Reply)
Haven't heard that.
Got a link?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:49,
Reply)
If I was there, I prolly would have loved it.
However, I was not, and I dont ;-)
www.imeem.com/kobegracie/video/YwHx8cfp/princecreepcoachellalive_tv_video/
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:53,
Reply)
that link doesn't work for me
this one does though - showhype.com/video/prince_creep_radiohead_live_coachella_08/
DISCLAIMER: Bill Bailey's version is not as good as Prince.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
I reeeeeeeeeeeaally
want to watch this, but am going to see the Tinselworm show Live next month, so I can't.. :(
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)
Well you are in for a super time!
He is a lot more political than I have ever seen him before.
You can watch this, and it wont ruin the show for you.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:11,
Reply)
I like Bill Bailey a lot
and heard a lot of people going on about this.
Thought it was a bit "meh" to be honest.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:42,
Reply)
Really?
Well opinion is all subjective I guess :D
It may be needed to see in context.
Have you seen the new DVD yet?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:45,
Reply)
Not yet matey, no.
I shall be getting it for Christmas.
I suppose I'm comparing it to the genius that was Kraftwerk doing the Hokey Cokey.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:57,
Reply)
Yay! \o/
Love it when he jams.
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:43,
Reply)
Aye,
he jammed for about 20 minutes at the end of this :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:46,
Reply)
=((((((
He didnt do this when I saw him in Newcastle =(
Was probably saving it for the recording?
Cracking show it was though.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)
They're after Rob!
and me.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:01,
Reply)
that's horrible!
Red hair is teh aceness
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:13,
Reply)
Where'd you
get my picture from?
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:25,
Reply)
Fizz!
*is embarassed that he knew that*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:38,
Reply)
In a strange way,
I think I do.....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:59,
Reply)
me too...
'fit as' is Fizz. Mind you,, I think Cilla (Wendi Peters) is pretty scrummy too.
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Grindstaff, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:44,
Reply)
evil Monty!!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:05,
Reply)
Shuddering Fuck!
What is it about kids in Northern America who are so influenced by the interwebs/
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:38,
Reply)
God bless the internet.
Not worth its own thread but is slightly relevant as its a Facebook story- I'm waiting for it to happen at my work!
www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/11/25/juror-asked-facebook-friends
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:50,
Reply)
Why are these people such fucking idiots?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:58,
Reply)
National Kick a Ginger Day!
Recognition at last! :)
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:04,
Reply)
god, as if we dont have it hard enough
*pouts*
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:54,
Reply)
Female Pet Shop Boys Tribute
I know music videos generally suck but these two are my new favourite thing ever.
Two Swedish chicks covering Pet Shop Boys songs - they even do the comedy headwear thing.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:49,
Reply)
I am loving the swedish music scene recently.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:03,
Reply)
they do a fab 'Suburbia'
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B5QyZk4e3uw
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:21,
Reply)
Ja
There's quite a lot of good stuff on Labrador
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no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:26,
Reply)
Oh thanks,
i am on a Jens Leckman/Billie Vision tip at the moment.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:35,
Reply)
Billie the Vision are the best band ever to come out of Scandinavia!
FACT!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:39,
Reply)
I whole heartedly agree with this message.
Although I am still wondering who the fuck Pablo is ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:43,
Reply)
He is Pablo Diablo!
And that is the world according to him :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:50,
Reply)
Of course,
I am a bit thick, actually I was disliked at school but they still gave me this bicycle.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:54,
Reply)
Ks
I recommend signing up to the Labrador mailing list - they release a lot of free mp3s and their compilation/promo albums are ridiculously cheap :)
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no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:15,
Reply)
You Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnttttttttt!
That had me in stitches last night :D
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Monty Propps, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:31,
Reply)
I think you will find it was CANT!!! ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:34,
Reply)
Bladdy norv' ner
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:47,
Reply)
not keen on the dodgy Ian Huntley / Daz Sampson type hanging out with them
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rob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:10,
Reply)
Becoming Batman
I made this!
After a local newspaper sent out a plea for their very own Batman, one man thought it wise to respond. Watch an ordinary man attempt to transform into The Dark Knight.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
hahah
they're awesome, just watched all 3, *clicks*
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:14,
Reply)
fanastic!
clicks copiously
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:24,
Reply)
World reverse jenga champ
Guy carrying bricks on his head. It's cooler than it sounds.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17,
Reply)
we had Polish builders in last week
replacing the kitchen (landlord ordered it).
I became Ms Daily Mail very quickly - it scared me.
They were shite though....
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:54,
Reply)
Oh shit!
Let's hope his hasn't been hit by cosmic rays and turned into some sort of mutant super spider that will destroy us all.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:11,
Reply)
don't worry
Godzilla will save us...
let epic battle commence...
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:16,
Reply)
I think because they forgot to take flys the other spider ate him!
AICMFP
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:18,
Reply)
"NASA isn't sure where the spider could have gone"
I wouldn't like to guess....its a spider eat spider world out there
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:03, Reply)
DJ Abstraction - Beyond Consciousness 14 - Download Available
I made this!
This is the download for last Thursdays show on ah.fm, I'm bit delayed posting it this month. As usual the ZIP contains all information including CUE file for burning to CD. Enjoy.
1. Sirens - Dreams (Tony Arzadon & Nathan Scott Dub Mix) [Nervous Records] PH
2. Orli & Martie - White Flower (Jerome Isma-Ae Remix) PH
3. Grube & Hovsepian feat. Catherine - We All Need (David Call Vocal Mix) [Neuroscience Deep] T
4. Roy Gates - One Touch (Original Mix) [Dance Villa] T
5. Fred Numf feat. Jokate Benson - Universal Language (Original Mix) [Black Hole Recordings] PT
6. David & Carr feat. Jenna Colaizy - Every Day (Amex Deep Remix) [Alter Ego Music] T
7. Bobina - Spinning (Megadrive Vox) [Maelstrom] T
8. Jonas Hornblad, Hodel - Hydrogen (Sundriver Remix) [Enhanced Recordings] PT
9. Fischer, Miethig - God Inside You (Sublunar Project Remix) [Redux] T
10. Milo.nl & CJ Stone feat. Lizzy Pattinson - Surrender (Tillmann Uhrmacher Remix) [12Tone] T
Total length: 00:59:19
Download Beyond Consciousness 14' (Including NFO, CUE, FLYER) [85831 K]
Visit DJAbstraction.com
DJ Abstraction @ MySpace
Vote for DJ Abstraction @ The DJ List
DJ Abstraction - Facebook Group
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:56,
Reply)
thanks mate :)
Glad you're liking the series, thanks for the feedback!
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 13:16,
Reply)
brill
I'm doing it large style or something
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:57,
Reply)
Bark! Squirt! Bark! Squirt! Bark! Squirt!
Don't stand behind this dog.
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Monty Propps, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:14,
Reply)
Some of these should help
www.PetDiapers.com/diaper/cdiaper/
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Darklord, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31,
Reply)
HAHAHA!!! genuine stifled office lol right h'yar!
/click
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:53,
Reply)
poor doggy!
it has a broken wee wee hole
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:57,
Reply)
Julia's Store - WTF?
Julia has opened a store in her office. And you know, that she's got the best prices.
A funny little weirdo video.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, Reply)
Ineptitude at the car wash
This is such an OBVIOUS set up 'cos trigger hoses don't have a lock as a safety feature but it was still fun to watch though.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)
Reminds me of the carwash scene in Zoolander
Only less camp and fiery
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:44,
Reply)
superb find, still reeling from the squirting dog (see above) i'm having to stifle another office lol!
/click
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:55,
Reply)
This
fine day for water-based high jinks on /links.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:17,
Reply)
Is it just me?
Or are Reiss trying innovative marketing schemes before crimbo...was £95...NOW - !
I dont get it...
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awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:53,
Reply)
ha ha good spot.
silly reiss
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58,
Reply)
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