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This is a link post Me and my mate biking at Grizedale Forest yesterday
I'm the one with the camera, which starts dying just as we finish the trail :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done
makes me miss home though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ah i can't watch the whole thing
or i'll get all motion sick
 (sapincher, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh I used to live in Grizedale
Wish I still did :(
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post Messing with Road Signs

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this was hear last week but i didn't bother looking. bu I likes alot
 (augsav, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post All Triplets Are Born To Irresponsible Parents
The Daily Express let's you customise the url after the view/numbers/ part to anything you want. Sadly the page content is unaffected though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A fine newspaper.
The first response to the article in question:

"2 ENGLISH CHILDREN PORRITT

02.02.09, 10:16am

Porritt is selling the idea of 2 English children per family...yet he ignores the european immigration of Poles and Slovacians and Romainians that have flooded our country because the French don't want them...Schools are having to be re opened, hospitals even Dentists are over run with euro children, some of which have never seen a dentist in their own country - yet make full free use of ours- pushing British children to the back of the queue.

Porritt thinks that we must all be thick !
The British remember the schools closing, just a few years ago due to the falling numbers of children... then Tony Blair andBrown opened up our country to all this EUROPEAN IMMIGRATION....

Porritt can sling his hook along with Mandlesohn and the labour government....and go and live in europe-where they belong !
The British will soon be long gone."
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the outrage at schools having to be re opened
must mean they bring back some bad memories.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh!
"...each British baby will burn carbon roughly equal to two-and-a-half acres of oak woodland during his or her lifetime."

So if I promise to have less than two kids, can I go and burn down a wood this afternoon?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post so the solution is...
BURN THE BABIES!


I don't think I read the article properly..
 (bobming, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's burn the white babies! Terrorist babies are OK.

(Tael, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only read the first bit of that story
but couldn't agree with him more. Fucking over populating species...
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post a comment
"Only have two children to stop global warming!!!!! Ha ha hasnt this buffoon looked outside today???? Coldest winter for years, biggest snow fall for 20 years, global warming another barmy fool talking rubbish."

what an idiot
I guess he didn't bother to look up the effects global warming will have on this area when it changes the gulf stream.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post Immortal Jellyfish take over world
No, really. Apparently.
 (Dave the Explosive Newt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post woah.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit
Timelord jellyfish!
 (Cap'n, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoah
I'll have some of that DNA thank you very much
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard! I made this!
Video of the song of the letter of complaint...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't the letter turn out to be fake
and done by a PR company for Virgin?
 (carcrash, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
thats as predictably disappointing as life in general
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Brown and Chinese PM hold talks
I'm sure there's a joke in the title, somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post if there is, I can't see it.
but then I'm usually abit slow
 (augsav, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Brown" can often pertain to racial characteristics, most notably skin colour.
"Chinese" is a word describing persons originating from the orient. Put the two together in a poorly constructed BBC headline, and you produce hilarious skin colour based confusion.
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that's clutching at straws a bit isn't it? Has the internet run out of funny?
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I found it somewhat amusing. A similar one a few months ago, also on the BBC site: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7597464.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post Is that real?
Starring Batman and Robin.

Now we know where that concept came from.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I have that film
Its by far the greatest Batman movie ever made. My favorite is when they are saved from the torpedo heading toward the buoy by the selfless act of a passing manatee
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post How to inflate a tire the fast way
Any of you brainy types care to explain how this works then?

Edit: Ooops Tyre!!! (its late)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Combustion
raises the temperature, and thereby increases the pressure of the fixed volume of gas inside the tyre, which causes the flexible tyre walls to expand faster than the gas can escape. This pushes the tyre wall outwards, forming a seal with the wheel.

The tyre would probably need topping up afterwards, as when the gas inside cools, the pressure will decrease and the tyre will deflate.
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 3:34, Reply)
This is a link post tortoise nom

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Goatse alert
Kidding!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You
Should have BluTacked a little fishing rod to it's shell and let it chase the fruit till it needed it to replenish the spent energy.
 (Benzyl, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post A couple of nice things before bed time
A beautifully drawn book full of childish wonder and glee:


A stop-motion motion dinner animation which I can't seem to embed:
www.collegehumor.com/video:1822433
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutly fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha by the way
in my reply to that link about religion I accidentally called you a cunt. I actually meant the guy ranting, not you, that insult must have felt like it came from nowhere!

I shall read link descriptions more carefully in the future :)
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha dont worry about it,
I was slightly perplexed, but just assumed I really am a cunt ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Both really brilliant
thanks
 (augsav, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you liked it :)
That book is so good I almost wish I had some kids to read it to. Almost.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post ET getting walloped NSFW
Really really really hope this isn't gc.

ET getting walloped. Does anything else need to be said?

Not Safe For Anywhere

EDIT: I don't think I made it clear just how NSFW this is... unless you have a years supply of mind bleach in, don't touch that link.
 (mingeswingers, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen it before
but idk if it's ever been round these parts
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw it on efukt.com
a lovely website for all the (manson) family
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
I was just about to go to bed. I can't now, that cannot stay as the last image in my head.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post just think of a goatse
and all will be fine
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFA
^THIS
.pass the mind bleach dear
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the full film of this
It's more bizarre than anything else. At one point Charlie Chaplin is in it. Strange strange strange.
 (Formaly Over say's hello, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
so funny
 (jones, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post Apologies to Monkeon
But the Amazing Ass-o-tron just works so well on your FP'd pic
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post is that your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I sincerely hope not
mine's considerably more hirsute
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
not watched the onion for yonks
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Superbowl Coverage cockup
Check out the text commentary at 23:17 and 23:20!!
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this is why i love english snobbyness
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post :/ jebus

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres the cockup
?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i think
The crew of flight 1549, who successfully evecuated their passengers from a crash on the Hudson River last month, get a crowd call on the field
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the whole murder thing maybe
???
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post no, tis true...

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post the murder thing... followed by the statement written above

(augsav, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
that's very very bad...
(and fantastic)
 (augsav, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 6:48, Reply)
This is a link post Snow and *cough* creativity...
You gotta like it.

Be quick though. Tomorrow this link doesn't make sense ;-)
 (NoSoup4U, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it?
I love it!
BBC FTW!

Screen Grab for when they kill it (139 kb)

Edit: Aww, they've cleaned it up a bit now :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, someone had to, really

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post pssst
down there
 (PaulGadd -, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear, oh dear
naughty bbc!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that's epic!

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post scrolling
is fun!
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post 'Cyberclean' sorta plasticine that makes electrical equipment clean
check out the vid, looks like fun, too!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I asked for this for christmas
After seeing it in CustomPC and at an office I was doing some freelance for. No one bought it for me :(
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you don't leave it stuck to any electrical equipment
you're carrying through an airport.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:24, Reply)
This is a link post Lamp-post foils getaway
Criminals try to escape court proceedings.
Handcuffed together.
Run either side of a lamp post.
Fail.

Possibly gc.
(I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post har har

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Best snow'man' ever:
i1.treklens.com/photos/3811/snow_dalek_reduced.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
I thought that only happened in old films...
 (Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Mega cheesy tune what I made. I made this!
Reach for the lasers etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Put a donk on it.

(PaulGadd -, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Put an...
...neatly sliced breakcore amen break underneath it and then you'll have an anthem for the next bangface.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
more of that please. very catchy.
 (Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:21, Reply)

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