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(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Like Tetris but you have to balance the pieces so they balance. Perfect if you are snowed in, or can't be bothered to work.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
but I was disapointed with the 'inferno' levels being very similar to the first set
This is one of my fav's at the moment
www.kongregate.com/games/TheGameHomepage/scriball
I'm trying to master it with my new wacom, it's great ^^
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
so I fucked it off after 2 levels...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:30, Reply)
They have been about a while. Mythbusters have even used them a couple of times.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)
and I don't watch telly, so I saw low youtube count and thought 'hmmm, shiny and new'
Still pretty cool
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
"Look out, theres one guy in the middle of that large crowd with a 9mm!!"
"TURN THEM ALL TO MINCE MEAT!!!"
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)
doesnt appear to be GC so enjoy this nutters jump ;)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)
Exceptionally, stupendously, scarily good
I've seen it a few times, and I still get sweaty palms watching it. The first bit is awesome enough, but the second bit...Damn!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)
watching that guy doing pull-ups off of the crane!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
..but never seen the 2nd.
Wow, oh wow. That was fanTAStic.
I do wonder how you practise something like this - its not as if you can just nip into the town centre on a Sunday afternoon whilst it's quiet and have a go.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Finnish art does the cock thing...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)
NASA experiments with a cat..don't know what the point is?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
what you want sharing your tiny capsule is a really, really fucked off cat
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Alien would be a walk in the park.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
They're trying to figure out if, when they launch a cat horizontally against the wall, it will always land on its feet!
Kinda hard to see if it works since the cat's feet are everywhere.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
www.usatoday.com/tech/columnist/guest/2004-11-12-kridler-fla-today_x.htm
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)
The UK’s first chance to see some of the art work of tattoo master Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins has now completed its tour.
Check out some great photos and find out about the great exhibitions that were held in Leeds, Glasgow and London throughout November 2008 in the events section of this site.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I've not had a chance to read it properly yet.
Still on crutches?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
and might be allowed to drive tomorrow!
What a fucking relief :)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)
Yes, it looks bollock-bouncingly brilliant. But so did the trailer for the first one. I'm not falling for it again, Mr Bay.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
you are guaranteed disappointment (and visual fx that wobble around on the screen so much they are almost impossible to see) :-(.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, Reply)
Everything moves sooooo fast and and the models are so mindfuckingly overworked half the time you just have a fast blurry visual headache punctuated with orange explosions instead of action sequences..
It's like watching film direction by a 5 year old wired on blue smarties and extra sugar panda pop, who has some kind of cannon that just fires vast volumes of lego bricks at the camrera all the time..WITH REALLY LOUD THRASH METAL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
OPTIMUS PRIME HAD FUCKING LIPS!!!!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
For the last ten minutes of the film I thought I was watching two hyperactive toddlers throw bowls of metalic spaghetti at each other.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Professor Fnord mentioned this below... b3ta.com/links/All_Triplets_Are_Born_To_Irresponsible_Parents
Make up whatever URL you want, then complain to the Express that their editorial standards are lacking!
Other Japes:
www.express.co.uk/posts/view/82688/Cum_gives_you_cancer...Another_reason_she_won't_swallow_now
www.express.co.uk/posts/view/82602/Drunken_football_star_gets_£3m
www.express.co.uk/features/view/82082/We_slipped_her_a_roofie...We're_getting_laid_tonight
www.express.co.uk/posts/view/72247/www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/72247/utterly_gullible_plonkers
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
In fact, it seems more or less essential these days...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)
"The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two.
"I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star.
"Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out." "
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
No one expected her 'cum back special' to be quite so graphic...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)
I thought that light next to my webcam shouldn't be flashing.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:01, Reply)
I love the sound of thunder and this is just epic sounding. Like the voices of the gods themselves.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
It looks like it hits that guy in the brian! Must be a slow news day though.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
i can see it now.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)
perhaps it was something else? Meteorite?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
It's called "thundersnow", here in Yankland anyway. I've seen it once or twice, but never as dramatically as in this clip.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:57, Reply)
Worried about the quality after the dismal last couple of series? Well, it looks like the specials are going to be a Coronation Street crossover.
Fucking hell.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
I think it'll just be the start of the episode. They go to find Lister and bring him back to Red Dwarf, most likely.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
as the Doctor Who Eastenders crossover.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4yRtO8XtOyc
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
recently old Bradley Branning was made out to be something of a Doctor Who geek, which in turn opens up a whole mountain of mind-fuckery if he were to go onto the net and search for this episode!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
also, with adblock on, there is a hell of a lot of whitespace on that page
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
i'm kind of glad i saw that, as now my expectations are rightly lowered, but as a mahoosive dwarfer, quite a large piece of me just died.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:53, Reply)
Good realistic graphics for such an old game!
Makes me wanna watch the film again now
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
although this game did require the 4gig graphics addon pack and power supply that was the size of a house
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
I hear if you type "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" 6,837 times you unlock the bonus Room 237 terrifying porn level.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
not much more you could ask for.
well done mano :D
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
My dad actually bought me and my brother that game from the US thinking we would be the envy of all our school chums instead of the laughing stock.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Well, there should be an award for stuff like this.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
But totally WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D
*clicks
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)
Simply download and print the pdf as linked. Then stick to a wall à la:

Take a photo and send it to the email address.
If you do, can you whack this on the popular page please? If not, ignore me. Ta.
[edit] I wasn't expecting to get in newsletter, but if you'd prefer an easier way, feel free to use:
wouldyoulikethecollar.co.uk/
ta!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
i've no idea what will happen, but i'd like the geographical coverage
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
There are currently some 'Lost Cat' flyers up around our way.
I'm tempted...
:D
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
Got a job interview in town tomorrow, so will stick 'em up on't way home.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
I'm in Melbourne and recently had my cat run over. But I think she would approve of this.
Cheers
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)
It's 44 degrees here right now. Stick a printout on a power pole today and it'll just shrivel up and turn black.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 3:36, Reply)
but you are you, so I shall for clique-related motives.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:01, Reply)
but alas A: I have no ink in my printer
B: I have no funds to replace said ink
and C: I think I'd need to make a translated version as the people in Spain are generally Spanish (exept for Marbella etc ;P)
will keep you posted
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:37, Reply)
"Encontrado gato. Probado como pollo. ¿Te gustaría volver el cuello?"
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
in the window of my local shop (Bristol) now.
*Clicks*
Edit: and a load of A6 flyer-sized ones for notice boards in local pubs, hospitals and supermarkets. I'm going to ask a friend to try and get one up in the police station, too :-)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:14, Reply)
I left a few in the chinese takeaway as well on the way back from the pub.
Sorry can't do pictures cos me camera's busted
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:33, Reply)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7870507.stm
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 0:52, Reply)
About 400 people...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
N-E of Englander here.
Quality idea, let's see what the fallout is.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)
There are now 20 of these posters dotted around Urmston, including outside the post office, local vet surgery and pet shop.



(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:16, Reply)
A grumpy old git in my street has a cat that keeps coming into my house, through the cat flap.
She just wants to hang around with my cat, I think.
Anyhow, he's started putting notes on the collar such as "Selfish Bastard. Stop stealing my cat" and the like. He's a really nasty piece of work (drove out another neighbour and shouts abuse at people) so I can't say I'm bothered about him.
Putting one of these up outside his house would be the icing on the cake! :-)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Notice Board 1
Notice Board 2
Location - Cuddington, Northwich.
I bet they're not there when I get back tonight, no matter, I've printed loads out!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Is this still open? If it is consider Soho and Wandsworth nearly done (just waiting for the printer to print them all out).
Is it wrong it amuses me too much?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
1 - Deliberate dickery to annoy toll booth attendant
2 - Deliberate dickery to annoy driver behind
3 - Post said dickery on the internet cos he's witty and not a dick at all
4 - Get Ebaumsworld to post it on the internets to seal his fate as today's bona fide dick
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:51, Reply)
B3ta needs some sort of anti-Clicky system for this sort of eventuality.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)
Hi folklets,
Our movie One Day Removals is currently screening online and yer all welcome. It's swearariffic and Scotch, it's also free!
It's on until 10am tomorrow so go chew up your companies bandwidth and have a swatch.
One Day RemovalsUploaded by OneDayRemovals-Movie
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)
I have, but not with the finished movie, while it was screening and wearing an owl.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)
its a feature length remake of a similarly shite film stirton made in 2004...
i met him in aberdeen in 2004 and he told me i was telegenic and asked me if i wanted to be in his film...
i think he did it to piss off my mate, who was actually quite keen, and overall he seemed like a nob.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Personally I thought this film was hysterical. As for the director, well being selected for Raindance and nominated for a BIFA seems pretty impressive to me. What have you done troll-boy that's even remotely that impressive? Apart from holding a grudge for like way to long.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Cheers. Low budget affair I'm afraid. We'd love a good dop, if you know of any willing to work for 14p let me know.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
As I'm a scot that drinks scotch I'll call it what ever I want. But not Russel, as that's a cunt's name.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
I made this song years ago for a radio show called '1-2-3'.
It got cancelled before I submitted it to them, but i always liked it.
I sampled one of my favorite Atari games. You know which one.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
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