I went to see Watchmen last night and thought it was ace. :)
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my only issue is Dr Manhatten's gratious "penis with no balls" shots throughout the movie.
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My only gripe was that the actor playing Veidt looked a bit camp IMO.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)
Pisses my off when they go to great efforts to obscure genitals. Makes it more distracting.
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The
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:30, Reply)
Why does every film these days have to be shot in slow motion? I blame Peter Jackson with his gratuitous slow motion ring shots.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:04, Reply)
Funny stuff on lamp posts aroud Melbourne..
FB album - www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=79171&id=643136435&ref=nf
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Wish I was back in Melbourne. Surely someone must have been there at the given time to see if he turned up.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
Some stupid game I made.... very addicting
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
"THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS."
Sorry for all the caps but I didn't want you to miss out on the pure gold of this book, the descirption or the golden comments.
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...I like the most used is "crazy", closely followed by "capslock is evil".
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Every sperm is good
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:10, Reply)
Thats what my priest always used to tell me.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)
...about how she had found magazines in her son's room containing pictures of naked men.
She was concerned that they belonged to a secret girlfriend who he'd been sneaking in and out of the house.
Bless.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:32, Reply)
To shut us up he goes to the cupboard under the sink and produces male porn that he was 'minding' for his sister. Never clicked that he was gay for about, oh, 2 seconds.
To this day nearly 30 years later we still make him regret that.
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Some people, tsk.
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Various stick figures suffering terrible fates, set to a jaunty industrial tune.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:08, Reply)
I have a tat of the 'warning, fire kills children' symbol from packets of matches, I'm glad it turned up in there.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
I might be able to find a higher res one.
This was taken when it was fairly fresh, so it still had a layer of gunk on it.
trynottobreathe.deviantart.com/art/Rio-s-arm-33513264
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Nice work! I need to get my tat made bigger, think i might incorperate b3ta into it some how..
infact, if any ones bored and talented, how about desigining a tat for me?! ive got a circular one on my upper arm thats about 4cm in diamater that new tat needs to go around need to incorparate the yorkshire rose and/or B3ta some how..
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:48, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3qabWInaY
Gentlemen. I would appreciate your opinions.
Ladies. Pour me another gin.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)
I expected more old hat riding on the aging meme. But this, sir, this is sheer brilliance.
Have yourself a click, my good man!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
OK, so: she's a media nightmare; not very bright; exploited by Max Clifford; racist and married to a yobbo, but she's still a human being and putting together websites essentially taking the piss out of a woman dying of cancer makes me hurl.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
I watched death note last night, I could do with that little notepad.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
or try writing stuff like "Jesus" or "Cabbage" on it.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
The site spouts on about how she should be, and I quote "should spend that media time promoting cancer research, but she uses it instead to line her own pockets and talk about utter bullshit we should not care about."
I wonder if the website author would do the same if he/she ever got the big C. I very much doubt it.
I truly wish the media would leave her and her family alone, and let her die in peace.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
Unless I'm mistaken, she's asking/giving permission to the media to cover everything leading up to her death. What little dignity she may have had is slowly dwindling away
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Thought it may have been a bad dream but it turns out it really was a song. Does anybody remember this peadophonic cacophony? Is the boy in care now?
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Last year I was on Bucket of Bad begging some one (sorry cant remmeber username :S ) to work out the name of this. Eventialy I AQA'd it with completly wrong description, (i thought the bloke was german for some reason) and they found it for me!
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Liberate yourself from the Original Mumbo-Jumbo that liberated you from the Original Sin you never had. You can display your Certificate of De-Baptism proudly framed in your hallway (porch, loo, lean-to, etc.) as an outward sign of the inner rationality that inspires your being.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)
The irony is (and I am speaking VERY generally)
The thickos in society have their children younger (and therefore should give them a headstart in their brain power) but then poison them by smoking during pregancy and exposing the children to smoke after they are born, filling them with junk food and generally giving them no hope in life.
The intelligencia make deliberate decisions to have children later, nurture them with better diets and a more enriched life, but the children suffer lower brain power.
The solution? take babies off teenage mums and give them to intelligent childless couples to raise instead. Then sterilise the original parents.
And who says Atheists have no ethics
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
They play the didge at him. Lol! Preview says suck my fat one.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, Reply)
but mostly I liked
"police tackle him as he went for his pistol."
followed by the gun being in three pieces...
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I only remember because my ex loved these kinds of shows and at the time of watching, I couldn't help but daydream it was my ex sitting in that chair.....which is the real explanation of why I was shouting at the TVL "Aim for the head! Aim for the head!"
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 4:10, Reply)
It's simple you walk the dogs along side the drains and field headlands. When a snipe suddenly flies up in front, you have to shout SNIPE! as loudly as possible! Tis a simple pastime
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)
Probably been posted as it seems pretty viral at the moment, but i only saw it for the first time today so guess other MAY not have seen it. if you have ...apologies. if you haven't... it's so sweet.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:30, Reply)
that brought a tear to my eye.
Fucking kids. They make you weep for the strangest of reasons :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 2:20, Reply)
Compared with the original photo (see link below)
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/09/article-1160476-03C6ED04000005DC-24_468x583.jpg
Then the Daily Star has the nerve to claim them as exclusive photos!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:04, Reply)
I mean, those two blokes in the bottom left corner.........what have they ever done?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:51, Reply)
Sorry to jump your link, but I put this on /board and didn't want to start a new thread...
I just set up a minipoll to decide between 2 people who want to be student reps for a day. Nothing big, right? Well, one guy is taking it far too seriously and has used proxy sites to vote for himself. It would be nice to wind him up a little. I'd really appreciate it if anyone could take the time to just click the vote button below. Thanks if you do. :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:54, Reply)
you ballsed up by making it 9999 minutes till we can vote again.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 2:05, Reply)
but it was originally meant to be legit. Clearly politics isn't my forte.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 2:21, Reply)
I posted this before but the site seemed to be down. It's working now, and definitely worth checking out if you're a budding artist. It will even teach you to draw if you don't have any discernible talent.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
Really helped, Im actually getting commisions because of this bad boy...
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But even in that short an article the joke got old a bit soon for my liking
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and i'm off to amazon on that note :)
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I dribble when I piddle, coz my middle is a riddle!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:44, Reply)
I'm nobbled on the cobbles cos I hobble when I wobble.
I posted that a while ago.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, Reply)
but your sig...
is it a kate fox quote?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
Heard it in a communications lecture and it made me chuckle! (doing some media and communication modules here in Aberystwyth)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)
i remember reading her 'passport to the pub' thing ages ago. though most of it's in watching the english, which i recommend to anyone
* in a non-sexual, non-stalking sense. so don't worry if you're reading, kate
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)
while i'm no fan of racist bullying or the daily mail
it is a very funny beard
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:48, Reply)
If I had a colleague with that beard, I'd respect them more.
*grows beard*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)
only having that article to go on....
But this makes me fucking angry, not least because the daily mail concentrate on the beard aspect of the story, rather than the use of the P word, and the other instances.
What he did as a community support officer after the 7/7 attacks is comendable, and even if his performance wasnt up to scratch during that later period of bullying, no fucking wonder!
Sounds like a decent bloke.. grr
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
Since this is from my home town of Luton, I'm not surprised.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
It has a failing football team, even though some locals religiously support them. It's car manufacturing business is pretty much non-existent. The night life is pretty limited, that and it's thousand and one chicken/pizza/kebab and chip shops to stop off at one the way home. It's like most towns in the UK I guess Besides the car manufacturing bit.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)
I imagine the most important reason for filing the complaint was at being called a "fucking paki" not because of beard jibes...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 2:06, Reply)
I say, "I'm dusgusted that a police officer is allowed to wear a beard." Even a hilarious beard. In the US, all cops must be clean shaven (outside of undercover that is)
Still, it is a very funny beard. I would have made fun of that beard regardless of race or service record.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 4:18, Reply)
Been on youtube for two years and I saw it yesterday.
What are the chances?
He's a very lucky man, but if the truck had steel sides he would've been dead for sure.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:06, Reply)
Can anyone provide the url for that voting system thingy that gets used here quite often? THe little bar graph thing?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:16, Reply)
...this would be an ideal place for a heavily-disguised 'I Love Horses' link. :'(
Never mind, here's the poll site linky: www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/ :)
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