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This is a link post Gangsta Tortoise
tries to eat a cherry tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Two outstanding tortoise links in one day
Top stuff!

Can anyone tell me what tune this is?
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yays for teh tortoysessssss!
Cute lil feller. :D

The track is "Apostle's Warning" by Mobb Deep. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Make that three!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "official video"
hah
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
the little guy got there in the end :)
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post mine just puts his foot thru it
and eats the remains.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post nomfail nomfail nomfail nomfail nomfail nomfail nomfail
nomSUCCESS AT LAST
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:50, Reply)
This is a link post Very big crocodile
I still think mick Dundee would win in a fight. Sorry if GC
(nina101, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Those youtube comments are simply hilarious
"HOLY HELL PEOPLE. Stop fucking whining because it is dead. Did you ever come to think that this thing could have killed people? Ohhh noo harmless GIANT CROCODILE the size of this thing being and it could kill DOZens of people SO FUCK OFF" ..writes whoever iluvalizee is

"So incredibly cruel. I hope he isn't dead and they let him go--a creature of his size and beauty should NOT be killed for our selfish, oogling nature.

This hacks me off. Ignorant jackasses." ..scribbles Millie1993 emotionally (Music: Coldplay, Phil Collins)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post youtube comments crack me up
it isn't even dead ffs (block of wood in gob and syringe in back)
 (Stocksie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post go go boots ahoy!
anyone remember this classic?

Middle of the road - chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

lordy....
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I DECLARE THIS THE SEKSY BOOTS THREAD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qx3fuTUHM
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post right then
have this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q-e_T4WRcs
 (bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
teriffic
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post Jack Black, Will Ferrell and John C Reilly singing at the Oscars
Genius. They manage to turn the song into a flirting session with Helen Mirren!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Embedding is disabled bud.
Slightly GC, but still worth another watch.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta attempts to embed them automatically

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ah
fair do's
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaahaha
that is awesome.
 (Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post here's another fun site to play with..
now why would you put important information that's displayed on the page in the URL?

it's Argos.co.uk

Time those electric toothbrushes belonged in the "Vibrators" category
 (pineapple_juice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post how on earth
did you fiddle with that?


Edit: Don't answer that one, I just messed with it too, you cheat!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Why can't we be friends?: working link I made this!
Comment you fuckers.
 (Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
Doesn't appear to be a working link...... :/
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post how doesn't it work?
:-(
 (Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok it's working now
Not really my cup of tea but nicely made.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I was planning on making it a little bit better but, I didn't.
 (Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post PUT A DONK ON IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post donk is korean for a taking a shit
trufax!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OK! So for all the Korean B3ta members out there...
PUT A SH1T ON IT
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post IN korea,
they wear white when people die.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Korean food is great...
Their meatballs are the dog's bollocks!
Ba.
Dum.
Tish! :D

*scarpers*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work

(mingeswingers, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, we're been attacking and dominating poorer countries against their will (or, 'war') for the past 8 1/2 years
i'd never have noticed if i didn't watch this vid


*sorry, i just don't see the point
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, I know I'ts a little bit random and pointless
but there's no need to be a cunt
 (Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post there's always time for a bit of cuntyness
....apologies
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to be ignoring more and more people on here these days...

(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post still not working

(chippy time travel agents, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post All I get is
some shit Terminator advert
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a link post Er, what?
Unusual goings on at sea, BBC article

7&8th paragraphs
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh the modern brutality of the machines of war!!
"Right thats it, its a water fight, strip to your undies and get your water pistols out"
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
sounds like a wonderful homoerotic time they had
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post When international incidents
turn into homo erotic fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post essentially
both navies were having a great big sexy party in the middle of the sea, and the top brass are trying to cover it up..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a link post Forgetting a child in the back seat of a car
This is an intense article. It freaked me out and I don't have kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I cried all the way through reading that
Absolutely terrifying and I am not even old enough to comprehend having children myself. Very upsetting.
 (Spundlemoon, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrific :(
That's heartbreaking ... but I just can't believe it.

I am horribly forgetful, easily distracted and have memory issues (caused by epilepsy), but I can't imagine ever forgetting a baby in the car. Asleep, in a different seat or otherwise.

It's not quite the same as forgetting to put the handbrake on is it?

I can sleep through a hurricane - and have actually... well, it was a big ass storm - but when he was a baby if my son made the slightest sniffle I'd be wide awake. I think your brain just operates on a more primal level with these things.
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably because you have morals
Which seems to be something that whole story leglects to mention (unless I missed something).
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post well, what if you were rather stoned?
which i am almost every day. i can certainly agree with the absolute anguish the parents are going through...its a sad thing :-(
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god this is awful
maybe I'm hormonal or maybe I'm just broody but that article had tears pouring down my face.

I feel so bad for the parents.
 (Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:35, Reply)
This is a link post Look!
Dot Cotton was in Doctor Who!
 (mingeswingers, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post she was
not allowed by all accounts
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. It was the Time Warrior wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post Birmingham to London in 5 minutes
Wonderfully geeky but pretty cool in full screen on a laptop, this is an old BBC short where they wodged a camera on the front of a train travelling between Birmingham and London then sped up the footage. Shown in the late 80s as a Pebble Mill clip I think. Slap bass guitar + synth music, man using Rabbit phone, perms and blouses..

Put it on full screen and wheeeeeeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Way cool!
*downloads*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hnngh
dub
 (Senseless, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh Star Guitar
good choice
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Chhhhhe
And love the phone a 4:11
and another dub

tubedubber.com/#vv640aRwFS8:JRbPWcLode0:0:100:0:0:true
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And
check out the FM radio watch at 3.12

I had one of those!
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I like this.
Looks like Milton Keynes- or probably Bletchley actually at 2:40. Most woo-some!
 (Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the city of dreams

(socynicalsohip, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow
I love that bass!
 (I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't decide if it reminds me of the theme to Airwolf
or Going For Gold
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT'S what a conductor should look like.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Great.
"drunk or spilled"
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post in a similar vein
but not as retro: my brother made this a couple of years ago:

www.lobsterpictures.tv/clip_lonbri.php
 (trumpet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post Forward planning.
My kind of animal.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That explains
/talk
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as he doesnt get onto scaffolding
and have access to barrels, I think we will be ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Further evidence of the degradation of society
The government ought to crack down on these yobs. You can't even go to the shop for a pint of milk without the fear of being set upon by a gibbon with a flick knife.
 (Necroflange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I REALLY hate frickin chimps

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't
frick them then
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:17, Reply)
This is a link post I love his first thought

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I love looking down
the page. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post bah
different URL so no GC warning

I didn't scan down that far.

meh - enjoy it twice
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't appreciate his initial thought the first time round
so I enjoyed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post a different perspective
makes all the difference
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I'm with you on the first thought.
That's always where my mind goes first.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And how about second?
Mine is usually "is my penis still there?"
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Is my penis still there?
*checks*

FUCKING HELL, IT'S GONE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post then you need the credit crunch sex life link down there

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Dog Shits on the Mail. Need I say more?
"Comrade Tilly expresses her disapproval of the counter revolutionary press" (not my photo)
 (dazsnow the "ever amazing" - cowjam said so once, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
I don't like dogs, but the species has just gone up in my estimation.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Nandos Ramadam advert
A bit too close to the bone?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not got audio
but I don't think it's too close to the bone at all (yes, I got your pun, well done).

Behead those who insult the peri peri!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Audio works fine for me.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because
you've got speakers :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh
that's really rather good
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Answers and Round 6 now online. I made this!
14 questions this week. I spoil you.
 (Newton Crosby, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Is number 3 "Menstruating"?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Q 10
change "damage" to "pity"
(anally retentive German speaker here)

Otherwise, thanks for the entertainment! I'm really enjoying the quizzes!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post Credit crunch sex life anyone?
Tis only an Amazon link, so I think SFW!
 (LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my!
What a lot of uses for vegetables there are....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, I love the Responses...
"I've found an empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps to be a great ice-breaker when meeting ladies from the internet in hotels."
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this so much

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.
People who bought that also bought www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Book-Minge-Topiary/dp/1843170515/ref=pd_sim_b_2.

I particularly like how there's a "look inside" tab for that.

By "like", I mean it made me giggle childishly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha i love the bought together items.
the little book of minge topiary indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Customers who purchased this
Also bought "top trumps horses and ponies"

Ooh err!
 (Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This is more worrying....
www.amazon.co.uk/CharacterWorld-School-Musical-Photograph-Single/dp/B0017KP94O/ref=pd_sim_b_46

High school musical duvet cover!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *Vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks furiously*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You need this:-
www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Book-Wanking-Definitive-Ultimate/dp/1905102003/ref=pd_rhf_shvl_2

Check out the author....
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I've just been filling Monty in on Friday night.
Including you trying on my shoes.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Use Twitter to make sentences I made this!
Got bored this weekend and so threw this together - it uses the Twitter API to finish off sentences that you start, often with hilarious, unexpected or even rubbish results.
 (I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice idea.
Needs some un-escaping on the results: "Grocer\'s apostrophe".

edit: haha! It comes up with some top stuff.
"Get out of here bitches ill b at the studio today doin my thing"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post damn my misconfigured server

(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius.
"I fell off the wagon over the weekend and now i'm emailing my clients about the new proposed bailout plan"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post eh???
sometimes i drink meths because of the economy would be greatly served by taking a marriage license today
*clicky though*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome stuff
Newsletter material
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Girls smell because they re sick in the pits
WIN!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf!
i love horses but have never used pur minerals and bare minerals makeup just came ups coolest $200 worth itno sf with the boyfriend week


but it redeemed itself by completing "My name is jacob dyer" with "and I live in bristol" :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post also
you smell of something trying to fit it into a cacophony of birds tweeting in my pants when anthony head started singing

i shot the sherriff but i did not get to go to amsterdam for a flight to edinburgh airport
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like my sister's tits except the ending was a little unfulfilling
this is what AJAX, web APIs, Twitter and the Internet were all invented for

I wholeheartedly endorse this website and award it the much-coveted Gilgamesh Seal of Approval
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post My work here is done

(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post clickty!
"I love minge because young people get confused with alliteration"
 (exyzed, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :|
karmacoma because they re pugs to make the same boat and its at 7pm uk time and always handy than logical layers
 (The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post love it
but it gets confused if I use apostrophes

i.e. "I can't..."
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I'm working on the apostrophes problem!!
 (I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ooer...
I'm not racist but keep the stench of sharia out
 (bobming, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Sometimes I like to dress my tweetdeck up in naughty clothes and take it out dancing
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post he he
I love to suck erections from men who have overcome homosexuality

... that was the result from using the site. It's not just a statement. Honest.
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
hello merrick wow andrewwarner has the potential to positively impact the economic crisis and how much for capitalism but underlying problems more than an hr yes to reinstate capital punishment in a long day so productive and unproductive at workagain yes he final move to the old song i think a new ipod that plugs into the printmaking studio a r ey n ù ú -si-ca

Yes, that's all one result!
 (I helped save b3ta! Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I\'ve not ever falling asleep tomorrow morning and i have now live some downright actions

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Paintings of Barak Obama
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post links not working for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffttt.
Oh, lord...

#4 and #38 are my favourites so far.
*f5s again*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You obviously haven't seen the incredible #37...
iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images/37.jpg
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, dear...
Biscuit crubs and monitor in collision.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ole!

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *splutter*
you owe me a new keyboard and a swig of coffee!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you settle for some y-fronts, tacos or pan-ethnic hookers and rentboys?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post In order to celebrate getting a job interview ...
have a vid of a kitteh having a fight with itself in a mirror :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You see how stupid cats are?
A dog would have never done that, etc, etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Blah, blah
;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *responds*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO-yoSZZIEQ
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hello!
I'm in bed
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo!
I'm up!

What's up?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I nearly fainted in court this morning
which was unfortunate as I was arraigning 6 people for murder at the time....!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a solicitor/barrister?
I'm finding more law-types in here each day :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a court clerk
at Manchester crown court. I sit with the judge while wearing a wig and gown and boss people around all day :)

I do other stuff as well, but being bossy is the main thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh!
I may get to meet you sometime in the (admittedly distant) future.

It all depends on me getting this damned Training Contract though, and at the moment no such luck :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope your feeling better.

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ok now I'm in bed
with my cats :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - winnar ! :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok t0ria
No Dog would do that, eccept for that one, and that's it...

OK?

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, the dog above, and those 5
And that's it, OK?

Can we just drop this now, cause you're making yourself look silly! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
I'll save the rest for the next time :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Going out to all the Single Ladies
(and boys)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post what. the. fuck.
beyonce would get it so bad btw.
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post shotgun

(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the gayest thing on the internet.
Even man-on-man-on-man action wouldn't make this video any gayer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Points for effort

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wow

De-RIS
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
this made me lol a little
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post id give him a 10/10 actually
but beyonce always gets it DP
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That is all
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTegy6sBQVA
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post good lord
i am speechless.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:40, Reply)

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