a friend of mime
suggested i try a mixed race Mcgang bang, cheese burger, chicken burger and filet of fish.
i dont particularly fancy either tho
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:39,
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RESULTS
frizfrizzle.tumblr.com/post/86804745/the-complete-animal-shakespeare
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Guy Inflates A Sex Doll At A Petrol Station
CCTV footage from Germany. Totally SFW.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:53, Reply)
the german narration does it for
und zere das pluggin da sex frou
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51,
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Jozin z bazin. Or something
I love having friends in the Balkan states. I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what is going on here, but the ginger man with no neck makes me happy.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:32,
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The dancy bearded man makes me grin
And then the kazoo player comes on and I can't stop myself lolling
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50,
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It's about a creature that lives in a swamp
eating people (mostly from Prague), so some guy is recruited to go out and slay him, so he does it with some kind of (poison?) powder from a plane.
The creature is called Jozin.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50, Reply)
The Sunday Sport
I love the way it still passes for a newspaper.
Here they claim a boys acne spell out arse.
www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=347
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:26,
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARSE FEK DRINK
points and laugh
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:43,
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blocvked for me
online webfilter considers the site porn
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:31,
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I love Internet Ninjas
Had to think twice before posting this due to the subject matter, but I don't think the subject matter comes into it really.
It's a Facebook argument involving some bloke who reckons that he was in a cell opposite the killers of James Bulger.
As I said above, the murder of James Bulger is not an amusing topic at all, but the argument ensuing between the ex-con who has made this claim (who was, incidentally, sectioned under the mental health act and jailed for affray and possession of an offensive weapon) and a man from Bahrain is quite amusing.
Not sure who wins. The man from Bahrain just comes out with the same old Scouser gags and the ex-con uses 'shut up u tit'. Might be a tie.
Sorry, you might need a Facebook account to access the thread.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
You do indeed need a face book account
which dignity dictates I am not prepared to have
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:25,
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Good on you
Reading through some of the posts in that thread, I think I need to delete mine.
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They aren't as witty as they could be tbh.
Although I do find it shocking how a grown man can go inside jail, be locked up near Venables who was a damn sight fucking younger than him when he went inside, and get green with envy that he has more perks. Pathetic.
No matter what anyone says, 10 years old is still the age of influence from your parents, which personally I think 75% of the blame lies with, if not 100%
But anyways, nice to see a load of Scousers get shitty online :D
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46,
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As its painfully slow, here's my goat's myspace page, someone might get a giggle out of it?
I made this!
maybe? Credit to my mate Jim who did much of the writing.. so basicly he made this..
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:15,
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Good heavens!
I read that as Goat's homepage and almost beat it to death with my baseball bat for being a complete and utter fucking twat
*Peace*
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:22,
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But far to much and full on for a web site created to make people laugh
if he want's to spout off about the Queen being a secret Jewish hedgehog or whatever there appropriate places on the internet where he can fire away on his keyboard and copy and paste youtube links until his nails fall off; but it's all a bit fucking dull around this place
This also has always has been for the conspiracy brigade who have been before him.
Granted, he apparently endeavors to be inoffensive, but ultimately does so from the point of view of someone who genuinely needs psychiatric care because they are paranoid; or a teenager spouting shit. That's about as polite as I can put it
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45,
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That took me, FAR..TOO..LONG... to get
Sorry, I totaly misread your first comment.. Thought you were saying "my goat" was a twat!
I was confused to say the least..
Yeah Goat is a pain..
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:54,
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hahaha
you and your fucking conspiracy theorist paranoid goat!! coming on here spouting off about the Queen, someone should do something about it ;)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21,
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A flickr set
of an American family I find quite fascination. Funny at first but then interesting as you watch them grow old. Well is to me anyway. I like Doyle best.
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moogy boobles, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:02,
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Quite interesting actually
given that lot were scanned, and to be quite brutal, of an era of photography that is now redundant
Instinct made my eyes drawn to the hard work of repair in Photoshop with each of them
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:29,
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quite interesting
she has no neck farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/1174731098_a696a7b296.jpg?v=0
they do have a sence of inbreeding about them :P
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:42,
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Fascinating
Is this the inspiration for the Honey Monster?
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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:41,
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Because I'm sicker
I'm clicking "I like this"!
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08,
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sikipedia joke
When stroke strikes, act F.A.S.T
F is for face, is their face fallen on one side?
A is for arms, can they raise their arms and keep them there?
S is for speech, is their speech slurred? Can they smile?
sounds like the drugs have kicked in, quick rape her!
and nice tune!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:46,
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8 minutes to launch
live feed from teh NASA's
EDIT: delayed 45 mins at t-9
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Not launching for at least half an hour
They hold the clock several times during the countdown. Launch is scheduled for 2343:46 GMT.
Edit: There's a Bat on the tank. Or it could be a Mynock.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06,
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10
minute actually, i was mistaken. don't know why i cant edit that post
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:37, Reply)
Really enjoyed that, glad i managed to catch it in time
nice link :)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:59, Reply)
Soldiers story of Christmas day back during the troubles.
Dont remember now how I came accross this site, but its a real insight into soldier's experiences of often forgoten military campaigns. Often very poignient, and topical given the last week.
For a full list of conflicts and links to other stories www.britains-smallwars.com/main/index1.html
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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reminds me of this lovely book
my children have www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Christmas-Present-World/dp/1405215186
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moogy boobles, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56,
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Please not again.
Not you, not your post - It's a good post and a good read. Just, please let's not get bogged down in NI again.
Aside from everyone else's trouble, my family are from that bit of the world, and I don't want my name meaning I get extra security checks at borders again.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:09,
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Appologies if its a difficult subject for you
Slow Ninja edit- sorry misread that totaly..
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12,
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Another Winner
for having a company name you just can't take seriously, if only their logo was cock shaped...
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Lady_Cakes, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:21,
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Ha
It's funny because their employees are unattractive.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:26,
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hehe yeah I hadn't looked initially,
have been doing an assignment this afternoon and came across it whilst doing some research - random Google result.
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Lady_Cakes, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:39,
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Haha!
Newslettered yeeeeeeeeears ago, but have a click, you!
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48,
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Jesus wept
literally...
That's verging on retarded
tubedubber.com/#8mWW6kRITEY:CS9OO0S5w2k:0:100:3:9:true
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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Behold
The effects of having video editing software of a quality that far surpasses that of your actual talent.
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I like the part when he's scrubbing his arse.
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PoshMurder <goat head>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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Floating Ice Penis
Global warming eh?
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35,
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Ultra GC
GC Mega bonus x 1000!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20,
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Ben Goldacre live on the Naked Scientists...
I made this!
Ben Goldacre's due to be on our show in just a few minutes - I'll post the podcast link on Tuesday, but I thought there may be some people who might like to listen live.
live mp3 feed - (6-7pm gmt) - 131.111.39.86:8000/naked_scientists
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TheAlmightyBeev, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26,
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Ben's gone now..
But you can still enjoy the rest of the show...
I'll post a link to the podcast on Tuesday evening.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39,
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Damn it, i was distracted by desks on /board...
Look forward to hearing it on tues.. ill listen into the rest of the show though,
Edit: wont let me listen :(
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:55,
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It's only up from 6-7pm
sometimes it fails depending on how many folks are listening (it's the same feed that pipes into second life). Pod will be out soon though!
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TheAlmightyBeev, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45,
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I remember the first time I watched that film
I had no idea what it was going to be about and I really loved it.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:14,
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I didn't even know it was a film
it was one of the first 7" records I bought
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:23,
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same here
I have teh vinyl, as I inherited an old record collection
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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*wonders if it's worth anything on ebay*
If only I'd never ridden my Raleigh Chopper as a kid and kept it in pristine condition it would be worth a fortune now
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:06,
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My fave song from that album:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKDS5QP0Tc&NR=1
Interestingly I saw the movie on TV a while back and they'd completely removed the whole 'Blackman' song and scenes.
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..wil, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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Acid Over Saigon
I made this!
Some belting techno for a nice sunday evening...
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Damien's Hearse, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15,
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I'm still listening to concept of love
I like this one also!
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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:32,
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Broken Picture Telephone.
I know it is GC, but it has been off for months, but now it is back, and lots lots beterer ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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looks cool
have started a game so what happens next ?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09,
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Other people finish it,
then they send you an email with the finished product. It am aces ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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dossergame not up your street?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12,
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Whassit about!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16,
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you're a tramp
you beg for cash - collect junk and sell it to gain attack defence and dexterity skills and buy benches (to live on) and kick other tramps heads in .. and u have a pet for fighting too - fills a couple of mins a day
doesnt take much looking after (see b3tards gang)
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19,
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Yup.
Its pretty much the same as all the other text-based browser games out there, but I've not played it before so for now it's holding my interest.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24,
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Oh, I just saw where it cam from.
I assumed it was from the game. I'll make my own.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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but it's only GC
because you keeping posting it telling us how it's back again after being off for months.
How many re-lauches are you having?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:34,
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"If I had all the money I`d spent on drink, I`d......spend it on drink!"
Viv Stanshall as per the peelie sessions all knitted together as a connected madhouse.
Full of quotables Esp. the butler`s name.
The booze thread reminded me of the quote
If it is GC please forgive me, not heard this in ages, my copy is MIA (Edit only found a discuss of the film and a username )
these you tube bits are now ok for sound and I think this is the full set but not all by the same person:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Tb-Byl_d8&feature=channel_page
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lpR26B3-u8&feature=channel_page
www.youtube.com/watch?v=53rBVQ08gxU&feature=channel_page
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uh6WvJlW-M&feature=channel_page
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6BRGoEYtA&feature=channel_page
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I love this- almost worn my copy out.
Coincidentally, just got back from an afternoon on the deck of the Thekla, Viv's old home.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17,
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The language still gets me.
Between the intellect and the sense of the absurd.
That was the old houseboat/theatre wasn`t it?
Have a doc somewhere on VHS about it.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, Reply)
The Old Profanity Showboat
(I think)
Has been a club in Bristol for many years now.
He was a true genuis though. There's a fantastic biography too, called "Ginger Geezer". Very funny, and then quite sad.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48,
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Day To Night Version 2
I made this!
This time (for those who saw it before) the page content changes depending on the time of day and the background scrolls every minute. It is basically a hugely over engineered clock. (Links top left force a time of day but it updates every minute.)
Edit: Looks best full screen, maybe.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:46, Reply)
that's quite ace,that.
although still needs a little work on art - mountains would be darker in dusk/night, etc.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, Reply)
artwork is not my strong point.
I am more codey. However, I agree with the point. The mountains don't change at the moment. They could.
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