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This is a link post 518 Miscilanious In-Jokes from QE School, Wimbourne, Class of '99
As the page states - if you weren't there it reads like a load of random rubbish.

I found this page by googling "die you bloody bastard otter" (an obscure Shooting Stars quote) and instantly became hooked on attempting to imagine the context of some of these morsels.

My favorite so far is simply "139. Fisting"...was this just amusement at the word itself or better yet, random acts of fisting on fellow students? If anyone knows anyone who attended said school around that time please report back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I know the school
bunch of posh cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
I lived in a house that had a 'quote wall' once. Looking back, it's a bit embarrassing, why would anyone be bothered what you and your mates said once?
 (Dizzy Steinway, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:27, Reply)
This is a link post So full of win it makes my kittens cry
When not to ask for help with your Shopping!
 (itstosh, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this one
Not the first time I've seen it, but who cares!! Cheered me up after a shitty day! Paedo bear ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post World's First Internet Meme I made this!
Long time lurker, first time...anythinger. Just an article type thing I wrote a while back for a failed internets project investigating(ish) the World's First Internet Meme (now up on my new blog), can ya guess what it is yet? All feedback 'ppreciated.
 (jerv, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well; I'm going to be supportive.
Lots of words though, and blogs tend to be looked down upon in here anyway. So this might not be the ideal medium. But well enough written.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
budurl.com/InternetMemes
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, seen,
but i wrote it anyway
 (jerv, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post "learn how to program" game
I've played something simlar before, not bad though.
 (snitchell, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
This is ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post Police arrest photographer - demonstration planned
I'm not a photographer and I don't live near kent, but some of you will be and everyone should be aware of this.

It's scary whether you're a photographer or not.

Hopefully some of you will join the demo.
 (I helped save b3ta! b3tamax-doovde Using recordable media since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll come
i can burn my bra and set my moobs free!

EDIT. i may be drunk
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
this is one of those things I feel I should be getting worked up about. Definitely.
 (jerv, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yep going to that
the powers of teh interents
 (PaulGadd -, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post this could be some good stevenage oppurtunites

(PaulGadd -, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh ive never been to a demonstration before
let's smash shit up!

I feel there needs to be far more protests in regards to the police
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post Barry Scott I made this!
A parody of Glasvegas' Daddy's Gone. Enjoy. Lyrics are on the YouTube page.
(__, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
have a click.

My only suggestion is that you need to add a Glaswegian accent half way through. I saw them at Glastonbury last year and he did not have an accent, then I heard the single and suddenly he had the thickest accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried
But I sounded Geordie :/
 (__, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bang!
And the click is done!
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe brill!
you also appear to be a tesco value nick frost sir!

meant in the nicest possible way :)
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd say
more like that american youtube guy who can pull stupid faces
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad, actually quite good
but could do better :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post good effort
but i couldnt help staring at your boobs

*stares*
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good stuff
 (carcrash, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Alice in Wonderland teaser
Disney stamped on that one, go here for another copy movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14219277/alice-in-wonderland/videos/alice_wondr_tease1_072209.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooh, I like the look of it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks amazing
I hadn't heard about this but I knew it was Tim Burton as soon as I pressed play!

Also- does Tim Burton own Johnny Depp? Does he keep him in a cupboard or something? If so where can I get one from?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Johnny Depp as you see him is actually Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is now Rupert E. Smith, the original Johnny Depp picks coconuts for a living, all due to an administrative error.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
I think I'll stick with the Jan Svankmajer version...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Has it got Johnny Depp in it?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It has socks in it
not quite the same I know, but still...

'Tis a wonderfully disturbed yet charming version, all the lines come from the original book as far as I can tell. Find it. Once you have your Depp-in-a-box what need will there be to watch him on screen anyway? You could always try hunting him down on his personal Caribbean Island.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No
But it is an absolute masterpiece. I once saw a great experimental band play, whilst showing several different scenes from it, on tvs all over the stage.
 (barny_beefour, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it only me
that thinks TB is a *little* over-rated?

And that Alice looks like she walked out of a shampoo advert. Alice is a little girl shurely?

AND Through the Looking Glass is better in the first place.
Right, enough grumping.
 (Monty Pulciano, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not a word for word take on the original

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim Burton's more recent films have been decent,
but I don't feel they're a patch on the old magic like Ed Wood or Beetle Juice.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep meaning to find a copy of that.
I have a collection of his short films on DVD and they're superb. :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post wait a minute...
you're not the person who borrowed by Svankmajer shorts DVD and never gave it back, are you?! You said you'd show up at Tate Modern! You were 'ill' and never gave me your details! RAAARRR!!!

/madness
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ack,
sorry, not me. Honest!
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*
Oh well, nevermind.

*hides in Jabberwocky wardrobe*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post this is why i love this place
Jan Svankmajer is a genius i think, not one of my friends has ever heard of him! i think i need new friends!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks fun

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it could be good.

(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Boom! Copyright claim by the Walt Disney Company.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it gone :(

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell on the late show with Jimmy Fallon
Good to see at least one icon from my youth alive and well
 (dogfood, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That was substantially
less awful than I was expecting!

Oh, and "still would"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Icon?!
I remember Good Morning Miss Bliss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Good on him, he still shit at acting though
 (I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That was very funny ... and significantly less disturbing than Screech's porn video.
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that. Peculiar
Mark Paul and Morten Harkett obviously use the same skin cream...
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
now someone hunt down Pugwall
 (UTB, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post um...
let's not, and just say that we did instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the drummer in a band called Bugdust

(UTB, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
I always used to break my GCSE revision to watch that!
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ps
thats The Roots he's singing with
 (dogfood, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post You tube supports 3D?
this is quite cool

(Click thru to YouTube to change the 3D type - cross eyed looks good)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cool I thought the cat was going to do
a 3d poo
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff, I hadn't seen that before.
I'm really hoping the Blu-ray bods decide on a sensible 3D standard at some point.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a crap left eye and a perfect right eye
so I can't do 3D. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Depending on how "crap" your left eye is,
you may be able to see the Pulfrich effect - www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mnWI_u_zBg
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
works for me
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaargh my eyes!
Thats quite cool but gives me a headache
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post took a long while to get it to work, but that was ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This sort of thing really bugs me!!
I've always been one of those smug bastards that can get magic eye images straight away, but these new video things, I really struggle with!!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a link post Rabbit Wants Cake
Nice lil game where you control a Rabbit who wants his Cake...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Been posted through a different site before
but its really lovely!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post WTFageddon

(chuff off, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the lobby for 1 Vs 100

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed 1m 30s before my brain melted.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh
its a rave.

This is why they don't put the main lights on when everyone's off their tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 1989 was never like this

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 5.40secs
Excellent cut to the only white person who, not surprisingly, can't dance.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Otters being lovely and adorable I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The cuteness radar has just broken :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post :3
Otters are better than Weasels imo!
 (RogueIntruder, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post true
but at least weasels dont sound like a road drill on bagpipes!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post otters ftw!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
That is such a lovely video, I showed it to my boss the other day who hadn't seen it, and beheld the subsequent "awwwwwwwww"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The otters favourite meal is a chicken tarka
its like a chicken tikka, but just a little 'otter
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I forget where its from originally
I think Bill Bailey said it, but I dont know when. It is one of my favourite jokes of all time though
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I got it from Eamon O'Neal
But he's a purveyor of old/bad jokes so it could have come from anywhere :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't know whether you've seen this
*offers on velvet cushion*

www.b3ta.com/links/342590
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely missed that
ace; you work there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunately not
wish i did though
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thay're like otters crossed with meerkats.

I didn't know they squeaked (squoke?) like that!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
I cannot improve on Monty's cuteness radar comment :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Stuff projected onto buildings.
Ronseal
 (purple_gromit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Hobo Yoga
pictures of homeless yoga experts after a drink or two
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper chortle there :)
Nicely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, that's pretty good.
halasana's my favorite.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Some ones been stealing
b3ta.com/links/Drunk_people_yoga_positions

same artilce different sites. hmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Dolphin
Is that Russell Crowe?
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post I got this this morning posted without a postcode to my home address
Addressed to Sgt A.Robertson - it came in a "wedding regret" card.



I'm a bit worried that women are just letting me know now as soon as I meet them....
I've no idea who its from though. Maybe its just from all women.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is both awesome
and kinda sad.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh
There's a Take A Break story behind that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a line from Martin Amis' "Success"
"I don't know when, but at some point recently all the women in the world got together and decided that they were never ever going to fuck me..."
 (simon shitting mason, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha well at least you got a direct message
I only get the passive disinterest treatment!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes, IJustWillNotMarryYou.
a common excuse.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post for someone who couldn't be bothered to find a postcode
she bothered to buy a suitable card. you would have thought she'd just do it on a bit of a4. women are craaazy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be because
she's just crazy busy right now.
 (HeilBush Lurking since 2004, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes (NSFW because of swears) NSFW
I've not seen this series before, but if this is anything to go by its bloody funny.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It was hit and miss

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Just shows you can't be too careful.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched the first episode....
I see what you mean!!!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
although i have a friend who thought it was genius
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :)
Not seen them other than the dog one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post No she can't read my poker faceeeeeee - 8bit Cover!!! :D I made this!
LOL i covered lady gaga - poker face with my gameboys and that lot, it has singing on! :)
(superpowerless, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicky click clicks!*
That's a lovely 8-bit interpretation right there, is what that is :D
Didn't see the need for you to change the chorus words though, we know who you are, it sounds a bit silly with repetition, constructive criticism and all that.

This is just one person's opinion however (and a talentless person's one too!) Keep up the good work!
 (Flagrant Tendencies, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
lol cheers, i couldn't bare listening to the original to work out how to do what the proper bit is, so i just figured it'd do lol
 (superpowerless, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The original irritates me too
But you seem to have infused it with chippy goodness, and I can only approve! :D
 (Flagrant Tendencies, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha thank! :D
 (superpowerless, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
Do more!
 (I helped save b3ta! Posh Girl apparently, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like this
It's MUCH more preferable to the original!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ditto

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Good skills
Now go apply those skills to something decent. I hate that song.
I like your Alice Deejay cover - more like that please!
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)
This is a link post On the subject of ex-actor art
Tony Curtis does a lot of cats.....



This one is from his 'Cats Helping Horses' period :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Jesus Christ.
Just when I'd managed to wash Columbo's child-like scrawlings off my eyes, you go and post this.

Has Tony Curtis ever seen a cat?


this is a cat www.animals-in-need.org/Images/Cat.jpg
This is https://www.tonycurtis.com/thumbnail.php?w=400&h=400&src=admin/uploadimages/15.jpg

well, actually I don't know what the fuck that is, but its not a cat.
Its lilac for fucks sake.
 (Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He was on 'The One Show' recently
and seemed ever so proud.
The presenters humoured him...bless
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Although I do like the way he's written his name in massive spastic letters across it
just so we know its by someone famous.

If I made paintings of cats that shit and was famous I'd keep them under lock and key and show nobody.
 (Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha why do I keep expecting to see
"Tony Curtis Age 7 and a half" at the bottom of that?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post Advanced Mathematics.
The difference between $ and c.

[edit] It reminds me of the Jam sketch about "thick people".
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this agggeess ago
get with the program
=D
 (PaulGadd -, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
i love it when she says it's just a difference of opinion. Idiut. ;-)
 (Random Man, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post Right, so I'm supposed to be editing a video that's to be used in student teaching at a medical school. I made this!
And i am! ....sort of.

It's definitely an improvement.

Video is to teach students how to react sensitively when dealing with difficult / embarrassing issues.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She just sounds like she couldn't give a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post AKA Textbook GP

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My doctor goes between not giving a fuck and caring a bit to much

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens when you can write your own prescriptions.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Prescribe them some Lithium.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post prescribe them some sodium pentathol
then ask them really deep, dark, probing questions....their darkest secrets shall be yours!
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)

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