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This is a link post MONKEYS!!!! :D NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha wtf
i remember going on a school trip to twycross and when we walked into the inside enclosures of monkeys, the first thing we saw was a ginger monkey wanking furiously... honest to god... I didn't even know they could do that at the time. hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
: D
and yes, they do it at all times of the day ; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post

As do I.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
you'll go blind
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:10, Reply)
This is a link post Reading Education Assistance Dogs (READ)
An article about "listening dogs", who are helping children to read aloud as "... part of a scheme that originated in the US". You don't say.
"It helps with their self-esteem in reading out loud because he is non-judgmental". Well of course he is; he's a dog.
I'll admit, the last paragraph made me awwwwww.
It's an odd story this, not sure how I feel about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post Princess Diana's Death News Broadcast Tribute I made this!
I made this to make some people cross and to make others laugh.
(Rumpig, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that Channel 5 got bored of the news story after a couple of hours
and started showing cartoons, unlike all other channels
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I call public service broadcasting

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, Channel 5, the ADHD channel.
13 years later, I am still not bored yet!
 (Rumpig, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I mssed this.
When did it happen?
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post this fella loves jesus

(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are not religious, and live in the UK, then let the people in charge know...
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/feb/28/census-religion-question
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post also......
Don't watch that video. I expected a punchline..there wasnt one. It was just a religious internet radio guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post Twat Runs Down Cyclists. NSFW
ronseal
Warning: Graphic Video (nobody dies)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the longer version of this was posted last night
Can we not post this anymore?
 (User #86772, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
I might be a miserable bitch, but enough of people nearly being killed thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No-one was killed
and everyone who was injured was released from hospital
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post No worries,
sry.
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes my cycle to work feel and bit more dangerous!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post did they get the geezer wot did it
i hate cyclists... but would only ever passively aggresively swear at them quietly in my car.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I went on one of these Critical Mass rides once
And I was a little bit worried that exactly the same thing was going to happen!

I'm all for raising awareness of and asserting cyclists' right to be on the road, but I really wasn't comfortable with the degree of deliberate obstruction and inconvenience to other road users, especially given that it takes place every month. The most cringeworthy part was making pedestrians wait for us all to pass as we rode through pedestrian crossings with the (traffic, not pedestrian) lights on red. I never went back.
 (aramando, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Short people I made this!
I don't like them (I love them)
(jazzytrumpetguy, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post Japnanese Mc Donalds/Spongebob ad turned up to 11.
SPONGEBOBUU!!!
(JABBAtheHURT I smell wee...., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure this was posted last night
Still just as terrifying
 (User #86772, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post When this music is played to me in Hell
I will beg Satan to fill my ears with his sperm.
 (Leemondus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been posted like 5 times already.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Like five times?
Or five times?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its a remix. Five times, really?
 (JABBAtheHURT I smell wee...., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post Way ahead of its time, Universal Pictures intro from 1937
Just came across this and think it deserves a post. This intro sequence is impressive by todays standard. But to think it was made in 1937 is just wow!! Comments on the youtube page kind of explain how they managed to do this. Even with all the modern technology 74 years later I dont thik I could make anything like this!
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
You are looking at an actual scale work of art, built by Alexander Golitzen. If you look closely, the globe has two sections, the plexiglass constructed upper text half spins, the lower half is a reflection of plexiglass stars twirling. The entire logo shoot was done by John P. Fulton, ASC's special photographic department.

BTW I have no idea if that's true or not, I just copied and pasted from one of the comments. But it sounds convincing!
 (Leemondus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post had me looking for another one that I read of years ago, didn't find it but what about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=88HmoDRkhhg
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post nice globes!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Holy buttnuggets these are good.
Guy carves amazing sculptures out of books.

The talented git.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, was looking for some stuff by him the other day, Thanks
Great aren't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post Go Doggy Go!
You've been trapped too long and its 'bout time you do something about it!

Edit: well worth the 10 seconds it takes to watch it :-)
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're totally right
For the first 7 seconds I thought you were wrong, but it was me that was mistaken.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yes

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 3:49, Reply)
This is a link post Materialization!
How to materialize rubber bouncing ball?
(dunga, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post bet it hurt
passing that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Normally they poop it out, don't they?
Alternatively, someone's hiding behind the pillar.
 (User #86772, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:22, Reply)
This is a link post Paul Gogarty from the Greens cursing in the Dail NSFW
Most unparliamentary langauge!!
Old I know, but it is a classic
(Hotspur I Told You I Was Sick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
he was right. we are screwed. and fuck you deputy stagg by the way. classic moment. as was Dick Gaddafi No IMF Roche getting eliminated for the 2nd time in two days.... (facebook video is all i can find) https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150113856233205
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Ace Google Street View images
Seen a few websites with this sort of thing - but this one's got absolutely loads on the same page, and they're great too.

/via @CakeGroup & @Aiannucci

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
 (jesushairdresser minges, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that first photo is pretty awesome!
Well spotted tweets there.
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotton about this.
I had seen it on Twitter aaages ago, looks like I'll be up for another hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole page can be summarised as
Hookers, Segways and Seagulls. Lots of ace scenes though.
 (sarahahaha, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it ever possible..
.. to reach the end of the webpage??
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
keep going till you see the google flag
 (pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No
the buggers will have re-filmed it all before you get there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's interesting that a lot of the ones that are in the UK involve people giving the finger or showing their arses!
 (sbtoronto, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that page ate all of my laptop's physical memory
nice though
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Where doesnt a road go?
I didnt know you could drive through sea world? Theres also an odd image of just a light burst around the middle of them, has the google wagon hit 88mph?
 (markthatiscalledmark, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post B3tan (Redstar) on page 7
Dressed as Wayne
 (I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Classification Rap
I think this may fall into the 'So bad, it's good' category
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That is incredible.
Go the kid on the front row not participating.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree
I would say it goes in the 'so bad, it's psychologically damaging' category!
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post dick head NSFW
i know a few people that need this treatment!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post : O
like a NSFW unicorn
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
finding hard to tell which ones the dick head.
 (blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
that's a fucking small dildo that's for sure!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely she has nail varnish remover
Acetone should be your number-one solution for removing nail varnish, melted plastic, and superglue.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot chick with douchebag
hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
 (Jazzspasm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems like a bit of a cunt
Industrial Super glue! I bet she loved him when he had to take her to Hospital and I am sure that the Nurses thought he was a jolly chap too!

Hiding dog shit in your shoes is pretty gross though!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post My latest free EP I made this!
Hello you. This is my 3rd free EP of the year with 4 tracks taken from my second album. It's indie rock.
Here's a live version on the first song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT32F_xL338
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I will bung that on my nopise maker
and give it a plunk at work tomorrow, ta!

Edit: also, have you thought about using BandCamp? They don't suck for hosting, will sell your tracks if you wish, and I believe they don't take a commission. Hard to argue against....
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I use reverbnation. They also don't charge commission on sales, only a one-off hosting fee then send it to tons of major music download sites.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless they have some kind of exclusivity
then bandcamp is a bit nice than divshare (? if that was where you hosted the EP).

Cheers for the tunes, hope that I am not sounding too ungrateful!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post not at all!
I just use divshare for my free stuff. I know it doesn't always work but over the years it has been alright for me.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I Like It!
Sounds like Mudhoney Husker Du, cool tune
 (Hotspur I Told You I Was Sick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a link post "F**k you" - (Cee Lo Green acapella cover) - NSFW NSFW
Ronseal. Not quite sure, but I think they're Norwegian. Nicely done though.

NSFW for obvious sweary-weary.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked that song when I first heard it
Modern take n a motown track, had a bit of grit and humour to it. But now I am fucking sick of it, and all the twazzies with loud copies of it playing it on the underground, singing it on the street and beating me over the skull with a rolled up copy of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
I mean it's a great song and everything (& nicely sung above BTW) but it's like cake, a nice treat now and then but if you have it all the bloody time you're throwing up all over the place
 (I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i don't watch tv or listen to the radio much at all so i've only heard the tune maybe 4 or 5 times. so i really enjoyed this version.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

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