Woo!
I havent heard this for like totally like years like!
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P, Benny P, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:20,
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All goes back in the box
Tried watching that zeitgeist movie last night fell asleep of course, however had this little metaphor at the beginning i quite enjoyed it.
Probably GC
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Monopoly Offical Rules...
I hear they state "The Bank never goes broke. If the Bank runs out of money it may issue as much more as may be needed by merely writing on any ordinary paper."
Uh huh...
oh...
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Marn, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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What matters?
Passing down atleast one improvment to the human race. Pushing us inevitably towards the end of the universe where, by sheer force of will, the Human Race will reverse Entropy.
Just to fuck with Brian Cox.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
It was on before Outcasts
yes... there is someone still watching it.
it's like a train wreck that gets better as fewer people watch it.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I don't remember this scene
Have they updated it or something?
Whatever the case, that's a nice speech - click!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Dickheads on Bikes
I made this!
I am a keen cyclist and cycle commuter.
Recently I have noticed an alarming increase in the numbers of people who see cycling as a great way to "accessorise" and "dress to impress" in the Shoreditch, Hoxton and East London fringes.
I felt what they really needed was a cycling club of their own hence The Hoxton Wheelers Cycling Club blog.
If you have any photos of people you feel really are "Wheelers" please email them and I will add them to our "members" gallery.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
"Gilbert & George take a break from having their bums pounded!"
*sigh*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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Thirded.
*sigh* But he could of been talking about their bike saddles whilst riding on the cobbles.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:03,
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Once seen on a trip to London:
I'm on a bus waiting at the lights deep in traffic on the way home out of London city centre, I see a cyclist waiting in front of us (unusually taking notice of the red light!) in the full latex form fitting stuff the serious hobbyists wear, a fellow cyclist in similar dress stops by his side and there is a smile and a nod, which is returned, real friendly, nice to see in the centre of London, second cyclist then leans back in his seat revealing a HUGE hard on nearly reaching the bottom of his shorts and continues to smile at first cyclist, first cyclist looks mortified and red faced, big dick looks very pleased with himself, and then they cycle on as the lights change.
Also on teh same day saw a guy using a dick pump while driving, and a guy walking back home (I assume) very early hours wearing only a leather banana pouch, possibly been stiffed by his prozzy and with no wallet forced to walk.
Ah London...
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..wil, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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My personal strangest London spot
was a very inebriated man in a full-on Waffen SS uniform throwing stones at passing cars on Camden High Street.
This was at 6:45 on a Monday morning.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
there's a time and a place...
and that would have appeared to have been it
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Why are my trips up to the 'Smoky Apple' never a 10% as exciting as this?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:52,
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And through this I have found somewhere that...
sells old style bikes and not to new speedy or mountain horrors! Woohoo!
~doesn't actually cycle but loves previous eras~
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:37,
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I think you may find.
That *you're* the dickhead on the bike. Gay insults? Not knowing what the tweed run is? Bit of a poor show there, feller.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Of course I know what the tweed run is pretensious cocks on bikes heading for Shorditch THATS why its in there "Fella"
As for "Gay Insults" there is nothing on the site that insults gays at all! Its all in YOUR interpretation, get over yourself!
I thought posting a link on b3ta was good idea as most people are of a level of intelligence to "get it" clearly your not.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I think it was the "Gilbert and George taking a break from having their bums pounded" that he was referring to
And its quite disingenuous to says "its your interpretation" when the object of the joke is clearly "tee hee, gilbert and george are gay and probably put each others willies up their bums".
Or maybe the joke is fantastically more sophisticated than that and as a b3tan I just don't have the intelligence to get it.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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Ah, you're one of *them*.
That explains everything. Do carry on.
Insulting my intelligence whilst being incapable of stringing a few sentences together is a bit counter-productive, don't you think?
I generally dislike most websites that encourage people to send in photos of other people for some anonymous tosser to post up and insult.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Matt & Steve's Lucrative Home Design Show
I made this!
It's like changing rooms but with a bloke dressed up like a woman yeah?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)
There's some good jokes in this. I liked:
What the tilers in Morocco are doing.
The During Siberia joke.
The Elizabethan/ Victorian etc periods.
BUT. It's way waaaaaaay too long. Did you edit this yourselves? If so, I think you'd really benefit from an outside editor. Or just try to be more ruthless. Your intro, for example, is about 30 seconds. Most people will have moved on. And that's a shame. Because there is some funny stuff. Just need to cut out the fluff ! Anyway, click !
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
agreed.
be ruthless on your edit.
some good stuff though. love the 'semi' puns.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
What are the
brick-like objects some are covered in? Some sort of reactive armour?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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Unbelievably realistic robot
Cloned to look like one of its designers. Video at bottom ...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)
It's only a matter of time before someone mistakes him for the android and shoots one thinking it's the other starting a chain of events that lead to humans spreading from Earth and colonising the galaxy.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
That's what I was thinking!!!
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:47,
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Uncanny
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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It's only a matter of time before they make one with tits and a fanny and then I'll do a sex with it.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:15,
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It's a bit cliche building robots to look like their designers isn't it...
If I were building a robot I'd make it look like David Cameron - infiltrate No. 10 and seize power.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:26,
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He is an android
the forehead gives it away.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:57,
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This will be used for Steve Jobs v2
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:00,
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that video makes it looks like
they've managed to build a robot to simulate a really stoned guy at a party who can't quite get into any conversations.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
7 for 7?
Cunt off fucktard
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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you think cheesecake1 was banned and it doesn't have the imagination to think of a new name
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Reckon you might be onto something there.
Seriously though, how many sites would you have to spam for this to be a worthwhile endeavour?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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your brothers askdhabsdljhk and mkosdga called they want their spam back.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:06,
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Wonders of the Universe trailer redux
I made this!
Hope I've got the timing on this right...
Somebody really should do a proper job on this...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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worked well for me :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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The music track goes on a fraction too long.
Irritating me!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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I feel a sternly worded letter coming on...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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Horse Soap-Opera Making of
I made this!
*With fixed audio. I got a student to handle horse-poo. This video also features R Kelly, sort of.
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timoncheese MEDIBOT, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Mr Ambassador,
With these purple links you are really spoiling us!!!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
You missed some
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
--NSFA!
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:45,
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fuckyeahnouns.com/fuck%20yeah
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:02,
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dodging sheep
I made this!
I've been digitizing some old Hi8 video tapes lately. With most of them I wondered why I originally bothered recording them in the first place.
So, I decided some needed sexing up.
Waddaya think of this one?
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:08,
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Blimey that's one long Hi8 tape - I think this is very nicely done
and a good source for some gif looping road animation tomfoolery ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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Channel ten newsreader labels Sydney MardiGras "disgusting"
surprise, surprise! video has been pulled but here's the audio
www.novafm.com.au/audio_ron-wilson-s-disgusting-mardi-gras-comment_101073
homophobia at it's finest!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
perhaps he meant disgusting in the way people were looking and acting generally.
Being disgusting in public isn't limited to being gay as far as I know.
Perhaps he's gay but would prefer it if his more subdued and "straight acting" approach was better represented than the garish over the top style that is associated with Mardi Gras.
Or perhaps he's homophobic and it slipped out.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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it's the mardigras FFS!
It's all about gay people being over the top gay!
most of the audience is straight and see it as a good, fun night out!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)
as you say, "most of" see it as a good fun night out
I'm guessing he likes things a little quieter.
Or he's homophobic.
Would be terrible to lynch a man and destroy his career just because he prefers a little peace and quiet. just saying.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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Hmmm.. not sure about this he might certainly be a bit prudish
but it's a bit far to suggest he's homophobic from that comment, maybe he could have used a better word than "disgusting" but it's not clear he meant being gay was disgusting rather than perhaps the simulated sex acts that are sometimes done on various MardiGras are.
Being prudish is not the same as being bigotted.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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Well...
he may have a point, seen a few 'pride' parades and seen some really sexually OTT sights in front of everyone. It's one thing to get your ass out in chaps and do a line dance, pretty funny and just on the right side of saucy I think, but if ya do some googling you'll see a lot of guys just plain flop their bits out and/or fuck right there in full view of the public!
It's a minority of a minority but it doesn't make anyone feel proud, this may have been this guys point rather than true homophobia, never been to a Mardi Gras, wouldn't know, but saw a bunch of guys pissed/stoned with their bits out doing pretty graphic stuff in the side lines of the main event during the last Mancs one.
But like 14 yo chavs chucking molotovs at the cops during a student protest, it's a tricky one to call, but I thought what the guy said wasn't blatantly homophobic meself, he was discussing some guys during the main event, not saying 'All gays are disgusting'...
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..wil, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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Shocking....
A man has his own opinions! Maybe he just doesn't like watching men simulating arse pumping each other or whatever he may of seen, does that make him a homophobe? You might enjoy the odd gay man flashing a cock at a Mardi Gras because he's had a bit to much booze but that doesn't mean it is to everyones taste!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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what really is disgusting is the accent
Brum + Australian = Unholy combo.
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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:32,
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Yes it's as old as the hills and as glassiest as the glassiest of cocks
but it's Monday morning and it cheers me up :)
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Bamboo Steamer, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:01,
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I absolutely adore this
thanks for posting it! Cheered me right up!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
You officially can't post this too often.
It's in the FAQs somewhere.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:30,
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Am I the only person in human history to not find them funny in the slightest?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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I can't say I find that clip very smile-inducing.
But they are responsible for one of my favourite ever jokes:
(Eric peering out of bedroom window)
(sound of police car driving quickly past, sirens going).
ERIC: "He's never going to sell any ice-creams going at that speed."
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:44,
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People get sick of me doing that one everytime I hear a siren... good job I dont live in the inner city, I'd probably get on my own nerves
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Jorvic, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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I *do* live in the inner city,
it doesn't stop me doing it every single time.
(the only known example of a joke becoming funnier through repetition).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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I was trying to explain
to a yank friend about these guys, and showed the Andre Preview sketch... and nothing. Not a titter nor a laugh. And if that's not a reason for deporting the guy I don't know what is...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Nicolas Cage causes Middle East unrest
It's all troo...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:01,
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Improv Everywhere and their latest mission.
Not as largescale as some, but a little bit of harmless entertainment.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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Noel Fielding Does Kate Bush Shocker
A friend just brought my attention to this, thought I would post it in case anyone else missed it, classy!
*edit* The original for teh youngsters: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
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..wil, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:37,
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Innit!?
I missed the first round, and for some reason it ain't on iPlayer, but happily this highlight has survived, I love the bits with the backing dancers...
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..wil, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:58,
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this ^
He looks more like Florence than Florence.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:57,
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Hehe,
I think I still prefer Alan Partridge's version though. ;-)
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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He is truely Kate incarnate.
Urrm is she dead? If not then guess it was just a good impression... not quite the same though in that case.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
That is a whole load
of gratuitous sound effects. I'll be listening out for them on the tube and then I'll know who is wearing this device.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I find that
bewbs make that sound when I give them a cheerful squeeze
They used to go *Honk Honk* but I grew up
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Kitties :)
I made this!
Some photos i've taken this side of 2011 at the Cat survival Trust so far, uploaded wonderfully huge; so expand the screen to enjoy them in all their fruity goodness :)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 0:03,
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Both are ace
I grew up with dogs and love them to bits
I now have cats and love them to bits.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:16,
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They're infected!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis#Behavioral_changes
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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Blue grass cover of tribute by the D.
Ron+Eel.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:41,
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