
Me and my housemate decided to put my recent mask purchase to some use by hiding in my housemates room and waiting for him to return from watching a horror film in another room. Excuse the language, he had no control over his fear ^_^
Enjoy
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

if you cut the buildup and just showed you screaming and his reaction. Everything else is pointless.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah, but I thought the build up showed my dedication to waiting...It could be worse, I could have not sped it up at the beginning.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

..but fade to black, cut, then fade back afterwards. Gives the impression of time passing.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

http://tribune.com.pk/story/159180/royal-wedding-localised
Mind the seams
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)

( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

"Look...it's clearly Bin Laden! Look, it's got his mouth and nose and everything. Let's Google Bin Laden shall we? See, same mouth, nose...exact same expression...in fact if you cover up the top of the faces, it's exactly the...same...picture...shit!"
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

*throws up*
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

American dead:
3000 september the 11th, 6000 war on terror...
1 osama bin laden
USA USA USA USA!
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

But there are other places where image manipulation takes place for humour effect. Maybe you would like to visit some of those sites as well?
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

"One of the terrorist group’s most senior figures warned that al-Qaeda had obtained and hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe that would be detonated if Osama bin Laden was killed or captured".
5 days later he is reported as being killed
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Make sure the public are scared in advance. Keeps us under control etc. Also gives us "justification" to continue pursuit etc
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

or the press preparing the public for another 'inevitable' attack and intelligence agency false flag operation under the guise of revenge?
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I don't know what reality you live in but it sounds a lot scarier than the real world...
Cheers
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Their group is known for scaremongering. Run that through the press and amplify that fear... I'd take this with an irradiated pinch of salt.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

That this operation was already in effect when this news was released. No idea why they would release such info though.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

So what this guy is saying is that an organisation that has shown no qualms about taking lives in any way possible, has got its hands on a superweapon but is happy to just sit on it rather than use it at the first opportunity.
Does that sound like the sort of thing that al-Qaeda would do to you?
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

although terrorists would say anything that terrorised people.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

The coalition has probably took the warheads out to save some cash.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

if true, we'll just drop a dirty great bomb on the middle east, job done...
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

depleted uranium and subsequent birth defects in the region we already have
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

at teasing his talking dog. Made me do big fat lols.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Normally hate this kind of thing. That bbc thing, and any cgi dog or cat in a movie fucks me right off.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

It's the dogs little nuances that make it. Especially when he say 'BEEF.' :-D
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

only mine is darker brown and slightly shorter haired.
( , Tue 3 May 2011, 8:16, Reply)

Excellent. That dog's face has a far greater emotive range than Christian Bale ever will.
( , Wed 4 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Dunno if this belongs in links, but spent ages making this. Next outing at 2000 trees festival if anyone here is going.

Another pic
In case anyone's interested, 63 LED lights, 1 x 12v battery, a load of cardboard and wood, and about 4 rolls of Gaffa tape. End result is 1 x Homemade Sex Robot costume, with light up eyes, heart shaped crotch and two flashing "Sex Robot" signs.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

We can all rest our minds at last.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

or a year before twitter started. Hardcore
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

So we've got Ed Milliband's opinion, got the Twitter story. The only thing outstanding now is the environmental angle. Something about how a burning helicopter pollutes the local water supply would be good. See if you can tie it in to polar bears and ice caps while you're at it.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

So if you hate science and work as a blogger for a major right-wing UK newspaper, you can claim this to be a major blow to the AGW movement.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I have it on good authority, that after John Paul II is made a saint, he will rise from the dead to seek his revenge. BTW, it's not racist because I'm 1/18th leprechaun and like polish.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

NSFW due to bad shoppage...
Edit : The working link is HERE
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Sorry guys.
Edit : Link updated to the image.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

More petulant twattishness here:
www.cveitch.org/
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

When I watched the video of him being arrested he seemed like quite a sound bloke, but what the fuck is he talking about here?
Also, he said he intended to go to London to try and disrupt the wedding. No wonder he was arrested before the fact. Why did he choose to use the word disrupt? Bellend.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

because the Police will have been informed of this intention to disrupt the wedding and they acted upon it - if you only saw the first video of his arrest you would have thought "Oh my god Police State!" but in actual fact he publically broadcasted his intentions and of course The Police were going to react to prevent this. Anarchists/Activists with the intention to disrupt public events should really stay off the internet and mobile phones and plan these things in private.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I don't want to make a call on his ego.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

great fella and justified anger. He's doing more than anyone to show where the glass walls in this country are
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

just because you're not totally impressed with his way of expressing a relatively sane and inoffensive point of view. His heart's in the right place I think.....( after all, we've all be LOLing at the Lizard King jpegs etc. ) I thought the policing of the wedding protests especially was suspect to say the least. Plenty of other examples floating about and at least this guy has been committed to peaceful (and sarcastic) protest for years ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDh0Cvsw9Jk )
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

to see the irony of complaining about the costs of policing and security of an event like that
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

which doesn't end up with people causing millions of pounds of damage and destruction.
I think it might be wise that he learns to control his language, because you can see why he was arrested. He uses terms like hijack, disrupt, hack, all of which get the boabies in a prickly heat. I am pretty sure if he was more positive, that would make him more main-stream, and therefore make his arguments more likely to be heard...
I am pretty sure he jerks off to the fact he is followed, and gets arrested and stuff like that. But at least he didn't have a loudspeaker. I have wanted to punch anyone in the face with one of them at rallies, regardless of how 'on message' or how much I agreed with them.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He goes to London, and shouts at pedestrians with it, calling them sheep and such. He really is an odious prick.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I am trying to be balanced about the whole thing, because I think people have a right to be pricks. I don't think that should be criminal. That said, it sounds like he has committed a few crimes, regardless of how shit the laws may be.
On one hand, that is batshit, and I respect batshit. But you pick up a twatophone, and immediately you lose allll respect from me.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Here's my first proper single with an 8 bit music video that took me ages to make... lol. hope you like it! :)
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 7:10, Reply)

bit like a happy spectrum having sex with The Presets
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Was your lady partner told to sex it up a bit or does she always display her wares like that?
(Not that I'm complaining, mind)
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

certainly an enjoyable and original video and a nice song to boot :D
*liking this*
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I like that you're not precious about the '8-bit' bits, happy to put effects on the sound and move the pics smoothly and such, it all fits together well.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I can thoroughly recommend getting down to your nearest truck race. One truck doing burnouts in the car park? Not bad. 20 of them barrelling around a track at near touring car speeds? That's impressive.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

If so, good. One less genocidal fuckhead in the world.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 4:40, Reply)

I'm not digging the coverage so far. Light on facts, heavy on sensationalism.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 4:57, Reply)

although they keep mixing up Osama and Obama
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

A black hearted, bloody handed fanatic has been removed.
There are many more and I'm sure there will be many more self-removed with semtex (or whatever they use) waistbands in the near future.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 5:18, Reply)

Edit: Maybe that I thought Legless was thievering? Nah, more that it may have been crossposted without his knowledge.
I'd have found it funny if an image he made did very well on another forum without his knowledge is all.

( , Mon 2 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I hosted that particular image on my own server at the time it went front page so I had the logs to see where it got reposted. It got reposted a bit, but not anywhere near as much as the Nokia one...
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I was chatting on a mates blog site about 5 minutes after the announcement when someone posted the image. I just thought I'd share it...
Not my work. Also posted on my blog where I credited the guy who posted it but I don't know if it's his work either.
Cheers
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

hahahahaha the president is give me laugh out loud.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 7:42, Reply)

and half the Middle East are BFFs
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

أسامة is sometimes transliterated as Usama or Usamah. There was a big conspiracy theory that they went for Osama over Usama, because Usama starts with USA.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

first they kill Jesus, and now this!
Hopefully, when they saint JP2, he will come back with his canons and get revenge.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

again? I thought there was still some mileage in their bogeyman
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Welcome to the Internets circa 2004! That fucking Kate and Will image that even my Mum posted on Facebook...YTMNDed.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 2:41, Reply)

Ha! I searched for ages for that music :) I had this idea in my head...aspirational 1980s TV-style music with horns and strings and a huge slice of cheese. I think I found the perfect piece...
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Another diddy I've been meaning to wrap up that's dedicated to a tinfoil hat wearing message board troll I ran into in a biker forum. It's really meant to be tongue in cheek so don't feel obligated to rage against any machines. NSFW due to some adult language.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 1:53, Reply)

It's as if you'd got a tape recorder and followed me and Dr Zaarlon down Broad Street at 3am after a Brum b3tabash while I hogged his megaphone.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 2:26, Reply)

I was playing with Audacity and actually attempting to replicate a loony on a megaphone effect so thanks! (No reverb actually... just an over-driven vocal track with two copies starting at different times and panned hard L/R.) Anyway, the lyrics are in the YouTube page description and promise that I'm usually more jokey. ;)
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 2:29, Reply)

Don't think my guts could've taken too much hard L/R panning after the abuse I've put them through this weekend...
Keep up the good work, man.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 3:18, Reply)

Apologies that this is a facebook link but some of this is so heartwarming. One girl has been re-united with a drawing she did when she was a child after they had lost everything. I know that one picture pales in comparison to losing your entire lifes belongings but I can imagine that that one drawing is a link to it all before it happened.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 0:16, Reply)

It reminds me of something I saw when I was at the 9/11 Memorial in New York.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I know these have been done to death, but I still emitted a small lol :-)
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 23:31, Reply)

except the opposite.
Edit: I laughed hard at the end
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 1:21, Reply)

I keep getting adverts floating up when watching youtube clips embedded here.
Does anyone know can I stop it? It floated in front of your very accurate translations. I have an account with youtubes so I don't get them when watching on the site...
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Although I've moved to Sweden recently and I'm getting swedish ads, I can't find a setting to filter out swedish stuff though :-(
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

A national anthem for these troubling, zombie-arresting times. A friend was arrested on the day of the Royal Wedding, so she made this video.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 23:21, Reply)
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