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( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)

( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)

.....but this guy seriously knows his Aikido. And hearing from a mate of mine who he had in a wrist lock is not someone to mess with.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi6_H1mj5H4
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)

This is my last post about it though, I could be here all night. For some reason this makes me think of throwing one out. I must've been doing it while it was on in the past. Nice image for you all there while you watch it.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)

( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL6MAyTXMRA
and that other woman who married the fugly rich fella
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Shakes fist!!!!
(I'm not angry really :) )
If you don't I will.......
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I always preferred "The Crunch". (There is a live performance of
it on le tubes, but it doesn't give justice to the original sound)
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

...I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
>.<
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I used to DJ a bit, & my partner-in-crime would occasionally pop this on.
It was a real test-how-well-it's-going track...
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'd use www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJL1APHzyCw for similar purposes
Edit: Following on from that link, I've just rediscovered www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t34klI_7xk which I had otherwise managed to block out.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Anyway, off to meet/drag to old market an old friend who's just come over from Oz. Catcha later stinko.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Consider yourself ignored moron.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I did check the last 3 or 4 pages on the offchance. Must have missed it.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)

and this has been such an addictive (and phun packed) hurrah of a day that I can't go through the pages again.
worry not.
But I hope you at least managed to come across Wendy James as i did earlier
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)

This is not funny video. Abandoned and rescued kittens are always hungry. They are fighters for life, because they felt the cold, rain and hunger. Park, shrub, shoe box, kittens inside - always the same old story :(
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

that English is not your primary language. That might explain why you just dump your links and run.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

www.ackuna.com/Swahili/
and it came out as "fuck off you spamming cunt"
which I thought was a bit harsh
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Kiswahili pia ni lugha kwa ajili ya watu - Swahili language is also language for people.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

1. you're right for language, 2. and very important - I don't want discuss with some uncultured commentators. Thank you all for watching my boring (not shocking) videos.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

That said, didn't that dog have a British name? What is your primary language (that way if I know it I can engage with you on your level)?
And you spam, spam, and spam some more. Not really on.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I fully intend to.
cake ftw
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I look for abandoned cats to eat cake in front of. Much more gratifying.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

There's no requirement to join in the conversation on here. It's called /links. He posted a link. Job done.
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:27, Reply)

( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I've seen people crucified here for far less.
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

But I've been lurking around for a while.
I don't post much/really anything because you guys are generally more entertaining than anything I could say/add.
Anyhow, I think this is one of the great guilty pleasure songs.
Hope you enjoy.
Onefish
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I miss that website so made my own, TV Go Clone. Add your own programmes, click create..
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Over the course of a weekend a celebrity is coaxed into a complete rectal prolapse by our team of expert proctologists. With the whole process captured using high definition time-lapse photography, you will really get to see your favourite celebrities insides out.
Week 1 : Ben Fogle
During transmission press the Red Button for a fully realised 3d re-creation of the moment of prolapse that you can zoom, pan and rotate to your hearts content.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Bankrupt by the financial crisis, smug city f*ck now snivelling pauper, Edward, weeps as lorry drivers, loners and wretched perverts bang Vivian for derisory sums of cash.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Nicely done. Gets a click from me for that alone!
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Yeah, friends say the nicest things
tvgoclone.com/Index/Top/43/Nice
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

9:00 Cuntdown
Richard Whiteley's a goner. Surely Des O'Connor won't be long? Bowel, please Carol. And a heart while you're there. And a lung.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

7:00 Cocking Fuck
Return of the ludicrously inappropriate children's show.
1. A fun packed start to the new series as Timmy shows us how to write 'CUNT' on Daddy's car with a knife; Daisy's mum takes the gurgling toddler dildo shopping; and what to say to strangers. (Kate McCann presents live links from HMP Wandsworth's nonce-wing.)
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Thanks for making this - it's bloody brilliant! Please can we get it newslettered, the word must be spread!
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:42, Reply)

made me did an involuntary snort laugh
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

One guy, forty impressions. I thought his Jason Statham, Elmo & Emperor
Palpatine were pretty good, but judge for yourselves. He does seem to
hang around Johnny Depp (one way or the other) though.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

needs more feeling i reckon but he is still damn impressive
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)

fair play to him, he's studied them well to do imitations, but Morgan Freeman and Ian McKellen are definitely deeper than he is.
Still a thumbs up though, cos he's better than me.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)

But some of them were just a bit rubbish.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Inspired by the shredder in the newsletter and the now well publicised need for local authorities to have a zombie incident plan.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

their earlier stuff was better - but this is the song that made them 'famous'.
classic 80s video...
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Mate of mine reminded me of this gem on FB
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

:D one of the best tunes there is imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J-h_8dwyiM
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:30, Reply)

and somewhat inspired by guilty pleasures Friday (or 'Wankers' Fun', as David Quantick described it), this is not a 'guilty pleasure'. This is just sheer fucking awesomeness!
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

the only thing that stopped me (other than pretty hefty ticket prices, though not their fault, more Ticketfuhrers) when they were active was the prospect of going to an enormodome and watching the backs of the heads of 1000s of people. Nah, stick a live avi on, crack a tin and crank the amp.
That'll do.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

saw them at wembley when they supported GNR an no-one knew who they were
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

A pound for whatever the promoter was on that day.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Second to FNM, best live band I've ever seen. Stunning visual and light show, incredible performance.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Which seems remarkable based on that video. What album should I get as a starter?
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)

then move to "The Downward Spiral", "The Fragile", and "The Slip". The others ("With Teeth", "Ghosts" and "Year Zero") were somewhat disappointing, I feel.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Pretty Hate Machine
Downward Spiral
Fragile
Don't bother with the rest :)
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

forgot about that. 'Fixed' on the other hand...
In my experience anything that Adrian Sherwood touches turns to shit.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)

....does "please don't take me to the pickle farm" have any relation to it?
(a random statement for me to make, if it doesn't)
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Small gig without all the crazy lights show. Tom Morello showed up onstage and did a couple of numbers with NIN. Great.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Each time was a marvel. Far better in an indoor concert setting than outdoor though (Seen em Glasgow Barrowlands, SECC, and Edinburgh Meadowbank)
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I found this hard to watch. It had a similar effect on me as those vids shot from very high places...
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Reminds me of that Grizzly Man documentary, who though the bears were made by Disney till they ate him, and his girlfriend... I suspect if she keeps it up she'll have red raw stumps for arms and legs.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

But yeah, I also expect this to turn out like Grizzly Man.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

You'd think so, yes - however her and her hubby are pretty good at shark stuff
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_%26_Valerie_Taylor
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

right up until one of them decided to eat his face. Ditto Roy and tigers.
I fully expect to see the remaining one of this couple on the news in the next year or so complaining that "they never bit our arses off before".
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Dont get me wrong - I'm not suggesting this is recommended behaviour. As a keen offshore fisherman who regularly targets shark (mako usually) I assure you I find her behaviour outrageous and unwise and it gave me the fear to see it. That said, their 50+ years of experience in the field gets my respect for sure.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

This can only end well.
And by well, I mean more shark related attacks on humans, leading to more shark culling. Way to go, misguided, soon to be eaten, twats.
edit: quote: Shark stuck head out of water. Narrator: "appeared to beg for food like a dog".
They're kings of the fucking sea! Not performing animals or dogs! Arrrghh.
( , Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:25, Reply)

And silences any doubts his parents might have had with a FIERCE routine!
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

I was just hoping people would enjoy it, he's pretty good!
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

If you're like me, and I know I am, you've wondered what it'd be like if Nine Inch Nails did a song about playing Bingo. Now, thanks to these people, we know.
(NSFW for sweariness, goths)
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)

does one hell of a convincing Trent Reznor impression!
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

It's a parody of their March of the Pigs video. I agree, a top notch impression.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:37, Reply)

getting my 166mhz pentium to run that shite back in '97. Got there eventually, and totally worth it..
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

...I had the pleasure of a 133Mhz. Didn't stop me from wasting a rather large percentage of my time on it.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I'd forgotten about this series. Took a lot of faffing around with configuring 'extended memory' and 'expanded memory' to get it running on my PC too. I never even attempted to finish the races, just destroyed the opposition for maximum cash.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

With the springy pedestrian pickup was always amusing
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Did you see the banner link image on the right hand side for the Forums?
Take a closer look at the usernames.
( , Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
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