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Dexcell June 2011 Dnb Mix
I post these every month for any of you who like drum and bass. My mate Smarty aka Dexcell's DJ has produced a crackin mix this month full of dubs and apart from a bit of a hairy mix at the 6 minute mark, the mix is a corker.
Enjoy
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:38,
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What ho!
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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I clicked on the explodey one at the end.
Then I saw the actor who plays the old lady. My God, he's perfect for the role.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:22,
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Why isn't this getting more
*Clicks?*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 7:21,
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Up to No Good: 'New war likely on Bilderberg agenda'
The Elite from Pokemanz have been building burgers, dats why dey da 'Build A Burger' Group.
ed:
Also
www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2011/jun/12/bilderberg-2011-mandelson-nature-walk
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:54,
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"Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands; a former SS officer."
RT is up there with Press TV for quality journalism.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:42,
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True that
Though RT is 'slightly' less biased than Press TV... however Press TV did refer to recent regal events as "some kind of Royal Wedding" which won my heart.
Currently I'm addicted to Adam vs The Man
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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They're probably just annoyed
that Putin wasn't invited along.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:53,
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:03,
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You're entering a world of pain?
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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Gobbledigobbledigob POW!!!
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:12,
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Crucial info for all trips to Japan...
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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full flush, half flush, tsunami, radiation leak
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:04,
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[GAME] It was only a matter of time
before Poptart Cat started firing stuff out the front as well as the back
Fun shoot 'em up game featuring everyones' favorite rainbow-shitting feline
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quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:40,
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Aaaaaarghh!!
I've killed my last few brain cells flying a cartoon cat through a sea of dogs. Why? Why? Whyyyy???
(cos it's good fun, *click*)
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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I like this
I like it a lot
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LP, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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So you level up!
Then lose your level when you get hit.
I am not a fan of this.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:46,
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I know I'm going to regret this
but what the hell is this all about?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:54,
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It's a cat, with a poptart for a body, that flies through space whilst shitting out a rainbow
to an endlessly looping bit of "music"... and why not!
knowyourmeme.com/memes/nyan-cat-pop-tart-cat
...and then someone made a game out of it
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quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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Oh
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:12,
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well, exactly! :D
I think that's the closest thing to an appropriate response to something as random as that!
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quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:25,
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Je Tam
I made this!
Scottish ska instrumental version of Je T'aime
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:43,
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wicked!
that brought a smile to my face and real pleasure to my day! ta very much boab. is glenrothes a wee bit minging these days? i've not been before.
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tickle I was away, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:46,
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To tell the truth it's always been a bit minging.
But it were lovely when I were a lad. Nearly.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:55,
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ha. kirkcauldy and dunfermline have some boggin bits that i've seen.
but i grew up in musselburgh when it was all bampots and stabbings so i'm no one to talk. wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_worst_secondary_school_in_Scotland www.kgbanswers.co.uk/what-is-the-worst-secondary-school-in-scotland/17637679 :D happy days and good times.
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tickle I was away, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:09,
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I've got a mate who live in St Andrews
Whenever I'm getting the X59 over, Glenrothes is the shit bit of the journey. It's just fucking roundabouts and a bus station.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:23,
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No,
That's Swindon.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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Swindon's a bit out of the way
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:20,
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Ellingtopia- a jazzy instrumental hip hop tune
I made this!
this is the last tune from our new ep and the only one with no me rapping on it. it's lovely i think. kudos to anders for writing it. saying as this is the last slice of spamington from this ep i thought i would say that you can see the rappity songs here www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW00YrGFLZE here www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZu3ozeKVHk and here www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2o2ao5B9CA and that i hope the people of b3ta get at least a fraction of the enjoyment and pleasure from this very slowly made music that i do. :D
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tickle I was away, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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Nicely!
You talented shit!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:28,
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oh it's mr anders who is the talented one on this track.
all i did was not rap on it. :D edit: i s'pose the i made this is a bit tenuous but still... i'm in burning bright with anders and we made this!
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tickle I was away, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:32,
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Your shameless self-promotion over these past few days
has been a very welcome addition to my life! You and your musical comrades are very talented. As with everything else you posted this week one click doesn't feel like enough. Cheers!
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quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:20,
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how tremendous of you to say!
:D super very happpy time.
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tickle I was away, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:42,
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Amazing miniature sculptures carved from pencils
Using very simple tools and a lot of careful work!
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tubaman, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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The interlinked ones
must have taken nerves of steel.
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Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07,
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Older than fuck itself.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:25,
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yeah
but what came first the fuck or the fucker?
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Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:25,
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The carved pencil tips, shirley.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:12,
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Blimey! Well impressive!
But it leaves me thinking that never before has such an amazing skill been so utterly pointless.
*Ahem* Excuse the pun.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:33,
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They call it
Art.
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tubaman, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:57,
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I'd say he 'leads' the way in pencil sculptures
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Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:20,
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I wouldn't have the patience. If one broke, I'd be putting it through my bloody hand or something.
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thenumber18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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Margaret can communicate with cats....
....she also enjoys Jim Reeves, rambling, amateur satanism, making outfits from human skin and moth breeding....
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:34,
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I like climbing on things
and getting high. I might go.
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Oysterboy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:39,
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KILL IT!
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:27,
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needs more hammers
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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Hulu links
suck balls
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OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:29,
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"we're sorry, but the clip you selected isn't available from your location"
(that's why)
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quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:38,
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Sounds like your location sucks balls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVfE_-ZJAxc
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:42,
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Arf!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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this link doesn't work on my automated vacuum golf-ball retrieval system
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:12,
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Sounds li--heeeeeeeey!
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:11,
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why?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:12,
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why not?
but you're a sheeple yes?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:32,
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rich and powerful people get together for a chat.
not exactly surprising or newsworthy, is it?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:36,
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MARK IT ZERO!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIV7r7JdUr0
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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i'm nae a conspiricist.
i like the bilderberg group cos they're handy if you're having a chat about the military-industrial-congressional complex and the person you're chatting with reckons it doesn't exist.
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tickle I was away, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:43,
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Haha.
Yeah.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:30,
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I don't get it.
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Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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The sentiment is, that these are the first people
who should be lined up and shot. And I rather agree.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:55,
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Same old names
Same new names
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:30,
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Wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true. Well to me anyway.
His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire, Member of the Order of Merit, Companion of the Order of Australia, Extra Companion of the Queen's Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Canadian Forces Decoration, Lord of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council, Privy Councillor of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty has got himself a title.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:47,
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Don't see any swimming certificates amongst that lot
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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he's still going to have to change the name tag on his bearskin
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:51,
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What do you give the man who has everything?
A headstone that says 'So what?'.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:32,
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It's Dangerous To Go Alone
I made this!
It has been 25 years since the old man in the cave gave Link his sword. How has he been since...
Made to celebrate 25 years of The Legend Of Zelda. All created, from scratch, in Flash
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:37,
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oh well it lasted 25 years until he got killed
so he probably would have died because of age the next day anyways. great voice acting. i should bother you for voice acting for some of my shit flash animations one day in 2016.
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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Bother away my friend.
But I may be too busy competing in hoverboard competitions at the time.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:41,
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Ha
Might try parking there before walking to Glasto.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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The Canon Powershot S90
If this hasn't been posted here before, assuming it wasn't born here, I'll kill myself now.
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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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ooooh that's tough.
Mind you he's making a good career out of playing characters with his condition, like in the Good Wife where he's a lawyer who's main schtick is to make the Jury feel sorry for him and his wobblyitis and believe his lies.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:19,
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That's "wobblyitis"
Not "Wobbly tits"
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:19,
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damn!
*puts penis away*
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tickle I was away, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:11,
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That's from this year's
Chip Shop Awards - a full list of winners can be seen here. There are some crackers in there!
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:30,
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lil bit GC
for this and more like it see the '2011 Chip Shop Award winners' post on the popular links page
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quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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we can compete with that
Make it happen here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1235225
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:45,
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Quite agree with Holly
Follow and vote ( this happened before?)
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:18,
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I think it's an excellent idea
soon as I saw it, I thought about /board
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:37,
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I think Shooting Times need a new headline writer!
I made this!
Spotted this in Tesco...
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:13,
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ha. nice find
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:03,
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I think
they're doing just fine with that guy(ess). Never heard of tongue in cheek?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:14,
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Wife: Bin Laden was a sex machine
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:48,
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The shortened youtu.be links don't embed.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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Ideal gift! Top Seller of the year!
Darren Dutton goodness
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mutters mutters, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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Oh,
it's absolutely fucking brilliant.
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Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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:)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:34,
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Nice
I'll take two
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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i rather like much of meaty flavour
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:44,
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I've met Barry from Watford :D
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:53,
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Haha very good indeed
I'm convinced
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43,
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Loved that
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:49,
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I've got one
They're great... but they just eat through batteries.
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:11,
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I see Alex Lowe
in Tesco Watford all the time. He seems to like their margherita pizzas
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Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:56,
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Women recount their first experiences of dog sex...
NSFW
NSFW because of the website. Though the video itself isn't, just two fat women talking... about having sex with dogs... and horses. ENJOY!
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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That's it, close the internet
I've had enough.
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Leemondus, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:32,
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I saw this documentary
on channel 4. I think it was called Animal Magic or something like that. I feel bad for the poor sexually abused dogs and horses.
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Oysterboy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:49,
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are you a vegetarian?
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:52,
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How very dare you
Of course not! In fact I have a rabbit curry simmering on the stove as I type.
The women are just quite rough. Wouldn't.
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Oysterboy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:37,
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surely you mean...
they're quite woof?
BOOM SIT DOWN!
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:37,
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